WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW."

WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW."

HOPE YOU HAD A NICE FRIDAY.

楽しい金曜日を過ごしてください。

WE HAVE A GOOD ONE FOR YOU TONIGHT.

WE HAVE A GOOD ONE FOR YOU TONIGHT.

WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH THE ALWAYS INCREDIBLE KEVIN BACON.

いつも素晴らしいケビン・ベーコンと おしゃべりしています

LATER, WE'VE GOT A COOKING DEMO WITH CHEF JAMIE OLIVER, WHO WILL

LATER, WE'VE GOT A COOKING DEMO WITH CHEF JAMIE OLIVER, WHO WILL

BE SHOWING ME HOW TO MAKE THE PERFECT BEEF WELLINGTON.

BE SHOWING ME HOW TO MAKE THE PERFECT BEEF WELLINGTON.

YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT.

見逃すなよ

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BEEF WELLINGTON IS, REG.

牛肉のウェリントンって知ってる？

>> Reggie: A BAKED PASTRY BEEFY THING.

>> レジー：焼きパストリービーフのこと。

>> James: THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S A BAKED PASTRY BEEFY THING.

>> ジェームスそうだよ、それは焼いた牛肉のペースト状のものだ。

WHICH IST WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO CALL IT.

それが何だと思う？

WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW, LET'S CALL IT SOMETHING WEIRDER.

彼らが知らない時は もっと奇妙なことをしよう

IAN, YOU'VE COOKED A BEEF WELLINGTON BEFORE.

IAN, YOU'VE COOKED A BEEF WELLINGTON BEFORE.

I'VE SEEN PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF THIS.

写真の証拠を見たわ

>> IT'S A HURRICANE OF SAVORY FLAVORS.

>> >> It's a HURRICANE OF SAVORY FLAVORS.

>> James: THAT'S IT!

>> ジェームズそれでいい！

FOR AMERICANS, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE AFTER TONIGHT'S SHOW,

アメリカ人のために、私は今夜のショーの後を想像することしかできません。

BEEF WELLINGTON WILL BE SWEEPING AMERICA.

BEEF WELLINGTONはアメリカを席巻しています。

YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET A FILET OF BEEF OR A PUFF PASTRY

あなたは、牛肉や牛のパスタのフィレットを取得することができません。

ANYWHERE.

どこでもいい

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT WILL TAKE TO CALL IT A BIG POCKET.

"ビッグ・ポケット "と呼ぶには どれくらいかかると思いますか？

>> CALL IT A MEAT PILLOW.

>> 肉じゃがと呼んでください。

>> James: YEAH, COME OVER, WE'RE COOKING A MEAT PILLOW.

>> ジェームスおいでよ、おいでよ、肉じゃがを焼いてるんだから。

>> I DON'T KNOW HOW IT'S NOT A HUGE THING ALREADY.

>> >> I DON'TOW CAN'TOW HOW IT'S NOT A HUGE THING ALREADY.

>> James: YEAH.

>> ジェームズジェームス: はい。

IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL.

それは全く意味がありません。

>> James: YEAH.

>> ジェームズジェームス: はい。

TAKING SOMETHING AND SHOVING IT INTO ANOTHER SOMETHING.

TAKING SOMETHING AND SHOVING IT INTO ANOTHER SOMETHING.

>> James: THAT'S IT.

>> ジェームズそれでいい

AFTER TONIGHT'S SHOW, WE'RE A YEAR AWAY FROM PIZZA HUT PUTTING

AFTER TONIGHT'S SHOW, WE'RE A YEAR AWAY FROM PIZZA HUT PUTTING

A BEEF WELLINGTON INTO THE CRUST OF A PIZZA.

ピッツァの生地に牛のウェリントンを入れた。

>> YES.

>> ＹＥＳ！＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞ＹＥＳ

>> James: WHICH I'M INCREDIBLY EXCITED ABOUT.

>> ジェームスだ私はそのことにとても興奮しています。

>> PATTON PENDING.

>> パットン保留中。

>> James: SENSATIONAL.

>> ジェイムズ感覚的に。

MOVING ON, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES.

MOVING ON, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES.

SOME BREAKING NEWS FROM CAPITOL HILL.

SOME BREAKING NEWS FROM CAPITOL HILL.

THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES PASSED A HISTORIC BILL TODAY

THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES PASSED A HISTORIC BILL TODAY

THAT WOULD DECRIMINALIZE THE USE OF CANNABIS.

THAT WOULD DECRIMINALIZE THE USE OF CANNABIS.

(APPLAUSE) YEAH.

(APPLAUSE) YEAH.

THE HOUSE WAS LIKE "ALL THOSE OPPOSED SAY "NAY."

THE HOUSE WAS LIKE "ALL THOSE OPPOSED SAY "NAY."

ALL THOSE IN FAVOR SAY "COOL...

すべての賛成派は「クール...」と言う。

COOL..."

COOL..."

"YEAH, WHATEVER, MAN" ( LAUGHTER )

"YEAH, WHATEVER, MAN" ( LAUGHTER )

"SURE, YEAH, I'M DOWN."

"SURE, YEAH, I'M DOWN"

THE MEASURE IS NOT EXPECTED TO PASS INTO LAW.

測定値が法律に適合することは期待されていません。

OR SHOULD I SAY, IT IS NOT EXPECTED TO "PUFF, PUFF, PASS"

と言うべきか、それは "poof, poof, pass "に期待されていない...

INTO LAW.

法の中に。

EVEN STILL, NANCY PELOSI WAS LIKE, "THIS IS ENOUGH TO PROVE

それでもナンシー・ペローシはこう言った "これで十分だと証明できる

THAT WE'RE COOL THOUGH, RIGHT?" AND DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?

THAT WE'RE COOL THOUGH, RIGHT?" AND DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?

LAST NIGHT, JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS GAVE THEIR FIRST SIT-DOWN

LAST NIGHT, JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS GAVE THEIR FIRST SIT-DOWN

INTERVIEW TOGETHER SINCE THE ELECTION.

INTERVIEW TOGETHER SINCE THE ELECTION.

AND DURING THE INTERVIEW, BIDEN SAID HE WILL ASK AMERICANS TO

そして、インタビュー中に、BIDENは、彼はアメリカ人に尋ねると述べた。

WEAR A MASK FOR HIS FIRST 100 DAYS IN OFFICE.

WEAR A MASK FOR HIS FIRST 100 DAYS IN OFFICE.

>> MY INCLINATION, JAKE, IS ON THE FIRST DAY I'M INAUGURATED TO

>> MY INCLINATION, JAKE, IS ON THE FIRST DAY I'M INAUGURATED TO

SAY I'M GOING TO ASK THE PUBLIC FOR 100 DAYS TO MASK, JUST 100

仮面をつけるのは100日だけで、100日分を国民に求めると言っています。

DAYS TO MASK.

DAYS TO MASK.

NOT FOREVER, 100 DAYS.

永遠にではなく、100日。

>> James: AND ALL THE ANTIMASKERS WERE

>> ジェームスそして、すべての反面教師がいた

LIKE, "JUST 100?

"JUST 100?

SURE!

決まってんだろ！

WE'RE REASONABLE PEOPLE."

"我々は合理的な人々"

( LAUGHTER ) BIDEN WILL ASK EVERYONE TO WEAR

( LAUGHTER ) BIDEN WILL ASK EVERYONE TO WEAR

MASKS FOR 100 DAYS, SO IF YOU'VE BEEN TOYING WITH THE IDEA OF

100日分のマスクは、あなたがのアイデアをいじっていたならば

ADULT BRACES, FEBRUARY FEELS LIKE YOUR MOMENT.

ADULT BRACES, FEBRUARY FEELS LIKE YOUR MOMENT.

>> YES!

>> ＹＥＳ！＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞。

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THE ONLY WAY THIS

( LAUGHTER ) >> ジェームズ.唯一の方法は

WILL ACTUALLY WORK IS IF THERE'S A BIG PRIZE

実際に働くのは、大きな賞品がある場合です。

AT THE END OF THE 100 DAYS.

100日の終わりに

YOU KNOW, SOMETHING FUN, LIKE A JETSKI.

ジェットスキーのような楽しいものを知っていますか？

OR THE END OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC.

グローバル・パンデミックの終焉か

( LAUGHTER ) AT ANOTHER POINT IN THE

( LAUGHTER ) 別のポイントでは

INTERVIEW, JAKE TAPPER ASKED THE PRESIDENT-ELECT HOW HE RECENTLY

INTERVIEW, JAKE TAPPER ASKED THE PRESIDENT-ELECT HOW HE RECENTLY

INJURED HIS FOOT, AND BIDEN HAD THIS ODD ANECDOTE TO SHARE.

彼の足を傷つけた バイデンはこの奇妙な記事を 共有するために持っていた

>> HOW IS YOUR FOOT AND WHAT HAPPENED?

>> HOW IS YOUR FOOT AND WHAT HAPPENED?

>> WHAT HAPPENED WAS I GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER -- I'VE GOT A DOG,

>> シャワーから出てきて 犬を飼ったんだ

AND ANYBODY THAT'S BEEN AROUND MY HOUSE KNOWS, THE LITTLE PUP

私の家の周りにいた人なら誰でも知っている、小さな子犬。

DROPPED THE BALL IN FRONT OF ME AND FOR ME TO GRAB THE BALL.

私の前にボールを落として、私がボールを掴むために。

AND I'M WALKING THROUGH THIS LITTLE ALLEYWAY TO GET TO THE

AND I'M WALKING THROUGH THIS LITTLE ALLEYWAY TO GET TO THE

BEDROOM AND I GRABBED THE BALL LIKE THIS AND HE RAN AND I WAS

ベッドルームでボールを掴んだら 彼が走ってきて私がいた

JOKING RUNNING AFTER HIM TO GRAB HIS TAIL.

冗談で尻尾を掴むために走って彼の後を追いかける。

AND WHAT HAPPENED WAS HE SLIPPED ON A THROW RUG AND I TRIPPED ON

何があったのかというと、彼は敷物の上で滑って、私はつまずいてしまった。

THE RUG HE SLID ON.

敷物を滑らせた

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

>> OH, MAN.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

NOT A VERY EXCITING STORY.

とてもエキサイティングな物語ではありません。

>> JAMES: I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS.

>> JAMES: I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS.

MY MAIN TAKEAWAY IS WE DIDN'T REALLY NEED THE SHOWER

MY MAIN TAKEAWAY IS WE DIDN'T REALLY NEED THE SHOWER

BIT OF THAT STORY.

その物語の一端。

THAT SHOWER PART IS ABSOLUTELY UNNECESSARY.

THAT SHOWER PART IS ABSOLUTELY UNNECESSARY.

THERE'S NO NEED TO SAY YOU'RE IN A SHOWER.

THERE'S NO NEED TO SAY YOU'RE IN A SHOWER.

YOU JUST SAY, I WAS CHASING MY DOG AND TRIPPED OVER HIM.

私は犬を追いかけて 躓いてしまったのよ

NOW WE'RE JUST IMAGINING JOE BIDEN RUNNING AROUND WET AND

NOW WE'RE JUST IMAGINING JOE BIDEN RUNNING AROUND WET AND

NAKED.

ＮＡＫＥＤ

( LAUGHTER ) BUT ALSO, WHY DOES JOE BIDEN

( LAUGHTER ) それと同時に ジョー・ビデンはなぜか？

HAVE AN "ALLEYWAY" INSIDE HIS HOUSE?

家の中に路地裏があるのか？

IT'S CALLED A HALLWAY, ISN'T IT?

廊下と呼ばれていますが、そうですか？

THIS IS ALL STARTING TO SOUND SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE MALARKEY TO

THIS IS ALL STARTING TO SOUND SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE MALARKEY TO

ME, AND THAT WAS THE ONE THING HE

私にはそれが必要だった

PROMISED US.

PROMISED US.

-- PROMISED US HE WOULD NOT DO.

-- やらないと約束したのに

BUT THIS DOES BRING UP AN INTERESTING QUESTION.

BUT THIS DOES BRING UP AN INTERESTING QUESTION.

WHAT DO WE THINK JOE BIDEN DOES SHOWER GEL-WISE?

WHAT DO WE THINK JOE BIDEN DOES SHOWER GEL-WISE?

DO YOU THINK HE'S A SHOWER GEL GUY?

DO YOU THINK HE'S A SHOWER GEL GUY?

WHAT DO YOU THINK HAGAR?

WHAT DO YOU THINK HAGAR?

I THINK HE'S A BAR SOAP MAN.

彼はバー・ソープマンだと思う

HE USES IT TILL IT'S THE SIZE OF A GUITAR PICK.

彼はギターのピックのサイズになるまで使っています。

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

意味が分かるか？

WHAT'S YOUR SHOWER ROUTINE?

WHAT'S YOUR SHOWER ROUTINE?

OR ARE YOU A BATH GUY?

OR ARE YOU A BATH GUY?

>> Reggie: I DON'T LIKE BATHS.

>> レジー：お風呂が好きじゃないんだ。

>> James: REALLY.

>> ジェームズ本当に。

>> Reggie: NO.

>> レジー：いいえ。

>> James: DON'T LIKE A BATH?

>> ジェームズお風呂は嫌い？

>> Reggie: I WOULD LIKE TO, SOUNDS SO RO ROMANTIC AND COZY,T

>> レジー：私はそうしたいと思います、とてもロマンチックで居心地の良いサウンド、T。

IT JUST TAKES TOO LONG.

IT JUST TAKES TOO LONG.

>> James: WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT TO DO N NOWADAYS?

>> ジェームズ他にやることはあるか？

( LAUGHTER ) BUT I ENJOY -- I LIKE A SOAK.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT I ENJOY -- I LIKE A SOAK.

I LIKE A SOAK.

I LIKE A SOAK.

I ALSO LIKE TESTING MY BODY.

私は自分の体をテストするのも好きです。

I LIKE GETTING IN, THAT'S TOO HOT, DON'T GET OUT, WAIT, LET

I LIKE GETTING IN, THAT'S TOO HOT, DON'T GET OUT, WAIT, LET

YOUR BODY GET USED TO IT -- AAAHHH!

体が慣れてきたああああああ！

, AAAHHH!

ああああああああああ！

AAAHHH!

うわああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

ACTUALLY, IT'S OKAY, IT'S NOT TOO BAD, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

ACTUALLY, IT'S OKAY, IT'S NOT TOO BAD, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

THE OTHER THING IS COLD, THAT'S WHAT I ENJOY.

THE OTHER THING IS COLD, THAT'S WHAT I ENJOY.

( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, PRESIDENT TRUMP AND

( LAUGHTER ) ここで、トランプ大統領と

VICE PRESIDENT PENCE ARE HEADING DOWN TO GEORGIA THIS WEEKEND TO

VICE PRESIDENT PENCE ARE HEADING DOWN TO GEORGIA THIS WEEKEND TO

CAMPAIGN FOR THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES IN THE SENATE RUNOFF

上院選での共和党候補者のためのキャンペーン

ELECTION.

選挙。

THE BEST PART OF THIS STORY IS THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO GIVE A

この物語の最高の部分は、私たちが与える必要がないということです。

SINGLE (BLEEP) ABOUT WHAT TRUMP AND PENCE ARE UP TO ANYMORE.

トランプとペンスがこれ以上何をしているかについてのシングル（BLEEP）。

I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, BOTH OF THEM WILL BE CAMPAIGNING IN

つまり、技術的には、両方とも選挙運動をすることになります。

GEORGIA.

ジョージア州

BUT I THINK WE KNOW, REALLY, IT'S ALL ABOUT THAT

BUT I THINK WE KNOW, REALLY, IT'S ALL ABOUT THAT

LIGHTNING-IN-A-BOTTLE CHARISMA OF MIKE PENCE.

LIGHTNING-IN-A-BOTTLE CHARISMA OF MIKE PENCE.

( LAUGHTER ) DONALD TRUMP IS GOING, PENCE

( LAUGHTER ) DONALD TRUMP IS GOING, PENCE.

WILL BE SPEAKING, GET IN THE CAR.

話すから車に乗れ

THE WAY IT'LL WORK IS LIKE THIS: TRUMP WILL RANT AT A RALLY FOR

働き方はこうだトランプは集会でわめき散らす

90 MINUTES ABOUT ELECTION FRAUD AND HOW THE WHOLE THING IS

90分でわかる選挙の不正行為とその全体がどうなっているのか

RIGGED, AND THEN PENCE WILL BE LIKE, "SO GET OUT TO THE POLLS!"

RIGGED、そしてペンスは "So GET OUT TO THE POLLS!

VOTE!

投票！

( LAUGHTER ) AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS,

( LAUGHTER ) AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS,

A NORDSTROM AD FOR ELBOW-LENGTH RED GLOVES IS BEING MOCKED AS A

エルボーレングスの赤い手袋のNORDSTROMの広告がモッキングされています。

"MURDER DRESS," AND I THINK YOU'LL SEE WHY.

"MURDER DRESS," AND I THINK YOU'LL SEE WHY.

HERE IT IS HERE.

ここにあります。

IT DOES LOOK LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D WEAR TO KILL SOMEONE.

IT DOES LOOK LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D WEAR TO KILL SOMEONE.

EITHER THAT OR TO ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATE A COW.

それか牛を人工授精するかのどちらかです。

( LAUGHTER ) AND THE LOOK IS PRETTY

( LAUGHTER ) AND THE LOOK IS PRETTY

VERSATILE.

VERSATILE.

YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT FROM PUSHING YOUR THIRD HUSBAND OFF A BOAT TO

YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT FROM PUSHING YOUR THIRD HUSBAND OFF A BOAT TO

THE RED CARPET.

赤い絨毯。

( LAUGHTER ) I DO THINK MURDERERS -- I DO

( LAUGHTER ) I DO THINK MURDERERS -- I DO

FEEL LIKE -- ( LAUGHTER )

FEEL LIKE -- ( LAUGHTER )

I DO THINK THAT MURDERERS ARE A GROUP OFTEN OVERLOOKED BY

私は殺人者がグループであると思います見過ごされている

ADVERTISERS.

広告主。

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

THEY'RE RARELY SPOKEN TO.

滅多に話しかけられない

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: NO ONE EVER GOES, THIS IS GREAT, BUT ARE WE

>> ジェームズ誰も行かない、これは素晴らしいことだが、しかし、私たちはそうなのか？

IGNORING MURDERERS HERE?

ここで殺人者を無視するのか？

SUSAN IS LOOKING AT ME LIKE THI- ( LAUGHTER )

SUSAN IS LOOKING ME LIKE THI- ( LAUGHTER )

YOU FEEL THEY ARE TARGETED TO, SUSAN?

狙われてると思ってるのか、スザン？

>> IT TOOK A TURN, THE WHOLE SHOW.

>> IT TOOK A TURN, THE WHOLE SHOW.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: IT TOOK A TURN.

(笑) >> ジェームズ.転回した

YOU'RE RIGHT SUSAN, IT TOOK A TURN.

YOU'RE RIGHT SUSAN, IT TOOK A TURN.

HERE'S A FUN STORY WE SAW.

私たちが見た楽しい物語はここにあります。

DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE 12-FOOT-TALL SKELETONS THAT

高さ12フィートのスケルトンを覚えていますか？

BECAME A HOT-SELLING ITEM FOR HALLOWEEN?

ハロウィンの売れ筋アイテムになった？

WELL, SURPRISINGLY, PEOPLE ARE HAVING A HARD TIME FINDING A

WELL, SURPRISINGLY, PEOPLE ARE HAVING A HARD TIME FINDING A

PLACE TO STORE THEM NOW.

PLACE TO STORE THEM NOW.

SO, THEY'RE JUST INCORPORATING THEM INTO THEIR HOLIDAY DECOR.

SO, THEY'RE JUST INCORPORATING THEM INTO THEIR HOLIDAY DECOR.

FOR EXAMPLE, HERE: THERE.

例としては、ここ：ここ。

AND THEN THERE'S THIS ONE.

そして、これがある。

AND THIS ONE, ALSO.

これもね

I MEAN, YOU THOUGHT YOUR KIDS HAD TROUBLE

I MEAN, YOU THOUGHT YOUR KIDS HAD TROUBLE

GETTING TO SLEEP ON CHRISTMAS EVE BEFORE.

クリスマス・イブの前に眠れるようになった。

( LAUGHTER ) PEOPLE HAVE 12-FOOT SKELETONS

( LAUGHTER ) PEOPLE HAVE 12 FOOT SKELETONS

JUST TAKING UP SPACE IN THEIR HOUSE.

家の中で場所を取っているだけです。

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE?

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE?

GUYS?

GUYS?

SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF DEAD WEIGHT.

死んだような重さだな

(RIM SHOT) I'M NOT PROUD OF IT.

(リムショット) 自慢じゃないよ。

GIVE ME A BREAK.

GIVE ME A BREAK.

( LAUGHTER ) PEOPLE EVERYWHERE ARE LOOKING AT

( LAUGHTER ) PEOPLE EVERYWHERE ARE LOOKING AT

THOSE DISPLAYS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, THAT IS REALLY CREEPY."

"OH MY GOD, THAT IS REALLY CREEPY" みたいな画面だな

EXCEPT IN L.A., WHERE THEY'RE LIKE, "LOOKING GOOD!

ロス以外では "いい感じ！"って感じだった

ALMOST TO YOUR GOAL WEIGHT.

ALMOST TO YOUR GOAL WEIGHT.

I LOVE THIS FOR YOU!

I LOVE THIS FOR YOU!

YOU LOOK FANTASTIC!

YOU LOOK FANTASTIC!

TWO MORE WEEKS YOU'LL BE MUAH!" ( LAUGHTER )

TWO MORE WEEKS YOU'LL BE MUAH!" ( LAUGHTER )

AND FINALLY, WE HAVE AN UPDATE ON A VERY IMPORTANT STORY WE

AND FINALLY, WE HAVE AN UPDATE ON A VERY IMPORTANT STORY WE

BROUGHT YOU EARLIER IN THE WEEK.

BROUGHT YOU EARLIER IN THE WEEK.

NOBODY ELSE HAD THE COURAGE TO BRING YOU THIS STORY, BUT WE

他の誰もがこの物語をお届けする勇気を持っていませんでしたが、私たちは...

DID.

DID.

WE MET IT HEAD ON AND WERE BRAVE ENOUGH WHEN WE TOLD YOU ABOUT

私たちは真正面からぶつかって、あなたに話した時には十分な勇気を持っていました。

THE SEVEN-FOOT-TALL MOUNTAINTOP SCULPTURE OF A PENIS THAT WENT

高さ１７フィートの山頂に描かれた消えたペニスの壁画

MISSING IN GERMANY?

ドイツで行方不明？

POLICE WERE INVESTIGATING AND NOBODY KNEW WHERE IT WENT.

警察は調査をしていて どこに行ったのか誰も知らなかった

WELL, WE'RE PLEASED TO REPORT, A NEW, SLIGHTLY LARGER PENIS HAS

喜んで報告します 新しい、わずかに大きいペニスがあります

MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARED IN ITS PLACE.

MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARED IN ITS PLACE.

HERE IT IS HERE.

ここにあります。

LOOK AT THIS!

これを見て！

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

クリスマスの奇跡だ！

( APPLAUSE ) I DON'T KNOW HOW OR WHY THE

( APPLAUSE ) I don't know how or WHY THE

PENIS ENDED UP GETTING BIGGER...

ペニスが大きくなってしまった...

BUT I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN MORE.

しかし、私はもっと学びたいと思っています。

( LAUGHTER ) CAN WE SEE THAT MOUNTAIN-TOP

( LAUGHTER ) あの山の上が見えるかな？

SCULPTURE AGAIN?

SCULPTURE AGAIN?

LOOK AT THAT.

見ろよ

I'M NOT SURE WHERE IT CAME FROM BUT I THINK ONE OF THOSE GIANT

どこから来たのか分からないけど、この巨大なものの一つだと思う。

CHRISTMAS SKELETONS MIGHT BE MISSING A BONE.

クリスマスのスケルトンは骨が欠けているかもしれません。

( LAUGHTER ) THE MOUNTAIN HAS A NEW, LARGER

( LAUGHTER ) THE MOUNTAIN HAS A NEW, LARGER

PENIS.

ペニス

IT'S CLICHEÉ, BUT IT WAS EITHER THIS, OR THE MOUNTAIN WAS GOING

"クリシェだけど、これか、山が行くのか、どっちかだった

TO BUY AN EXPENSIVE SPORTS CAR.

TO BUY AN EXPENSIVE SPORTS CAR.

( LAUGHTER ) THAT IS A TERRIBLE GRAPHIC JOKE.

( LAUGHTER ) THAT IS A TERRIBLE GRAPHIC JOKE.

THAT IS.

それはそうだ

CAN WE SEE THAT GRAPHIC AGAIN?

あの絵をもう一度見れるかな？

THAT IS -- IF YOU SHOWED THAT TO SOMEONE WITHOUT THE CONTEXT, NO

THAT IS -- IF YOU SHOWED THAT TO SOMEONE WITHOUT THE CONTEXT, NO

ONE WOULD GO, OH, THAT'S CLEARLY A MOUNTAIN SPORTS CAR.

１台は行くぞ 明らかにマウンテン・スポーツ・カーだ

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

>> I THINK IT WORKS, HE'S HAVING A NICE TIME.

>> 楽しく過ごしているようだ。

>> James: HE'S HAVING■ A NICE TIME.

>> ジェームズ: HE'S HAVING■ A NICE TIME.

IS THAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID?

それが今言ったことか？

WE LOVE THAT YOU'RE HERE AND WE'LL BA B RIGHT BACK WITH KEVIN

WE LOVE THAT YOU'RE HERE AND WE'LL BA B RIGHT BACK WITH KEVIN

BACON, EVERYBODY!

BACON, EVERYBODY!