IT'S TRANSFORMED.

変形してる

(APPLAUSE) OKAY.

(APPLAUSE) OKAY.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ENTHUSIASM, GUYS, WENT REALLY BIG ON THAT.

あなたの情熱に感謝します、あなたたち、それは本当に大きくなりました。

(LAUGHTER) I FEEL THE SAME AS YOU, I'M LIKE

（笑）私はあなたと同じように感じる、私のようなものです。

YEAH, OKAY, GOOD, NO, BRILLIANT, IS IT, IS IT CHRISTMAS?

YEAH, OKAY, GOOD, NO, BRILLIANT, IS IT, IS IT CHRISTMAS?

I DON'T KNOW, IT COULD BE MARCH, IT COULD BE 2022, WHO KNOWS, BUT

分からない、3月になるかもしれない、2022年になるかもしれない、誰が知っているかは分からないが。

LOOK AT THIS, AS ALWAYS, LOU, INCREDIBLE SET DESIGNER HAS DONE

これを見てください、いつものように、LOU、素晴らしいセットデザイナーがやってくれました。

A BEAUTIFUL JOB.

美しい仕事だ

I LOVE IT I DO.

I LOVE IT I DO.

I LOVE IT.

AND LOVE IT.

I CAME IN, I WAS LIKE OH, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW PARIS HILTON

入ってきたらパリ・ヒルトンを知らないみたいだった

MADE CHRISTMAS TREES.

MADE CHRISTMAS TREES。

BUT WE'RE HERE GUYS.

でも、私たちはここにいます。

DECEMBER IS HERE.

DECEMBERはこちらです。

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

信じられるか？

ONLY 24 MORE SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS.

クリスマスまであと24日。

AND THEN ONLY ABOUT 180 MORE SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL WE CAN ALL

あと約180日で買い物ができるようになります。

SAFELY GO SHOPPING AGAIN.

SAFELY GO SHOPPING AGAIN.

ARE YOU IN IT, REG, ARE YOU GETTING THE CHRISTMAS FEEL?

ARE YOU IN IT, REG, ARE YOU GETTING THE CHRISTMAS FEEL?

ARE YOU-- .

ARE YOU-- .

>> Reggie: YOU KNOW, YEAH.

>> レジー：YOU KNOW, YEAH.

>> James: I THINK, DO I THINK THAT IS THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

>> ジェームス私は、私はそれがクリスマスの霊だと思いますか？

THISSIER.

ＴＨＩＳＳＩＥＲ。

>> Reggie: THAT IS THE MAX RIGHT THERE.

>> レジー：それがMAXなんだよ。

>> James: THAT IS AS GOOD AS IT ET GOES.

>> ジェームスそれは良いことです。

IS JUST YES, I GUESS.

そうだと思う

I'VE BEEN SO-- I THINK SO.

私は今までそうだった...私はそう思う。

YOU KNOW, THIS IS IT.

これがそうだ

WE'RE DOING IT, PANDEMIC OR NOT WE CAN STILL KEEP THE SPIRIT OF

私たちはそれをやっている、パンデミックであろうとなかろうと、私たちはまだ精神を維持することができます。

THE HOLIDAY, YOU KNOW?

THE HOLIDAY, YOU KNOW?

EXCEPT FOR MISTLETOE, GONE THIS YEAR, OUT.

ミスレット以外は今年で消える

NO MISTLETOE.

NO MISTLETOE.

I HOPE MISTLETOE MAKES A COMEBACK IN 2021 AND COMES IN

2021年にミスレットが復活して来てくれることを期待しています。

WITH A VENGEANCE, YOU KNOW.

WITH A VENGEANCE, YOU KNOW.

>> ALL YEAR, YEAR ROUND MISTLETOE, AUGUST 159, MISTLETOE

>> ALL YEAR, YEAR ROUND MISTLETOE, AUGUST 159, MISTLETOE

Y NOT, LET'S GIVE IT A WHOLE YEAR.

そうじゃなくて、1年かけてみよう

>> James: ALTHOUGH I DO WORRY ABOUT YOU IF YOU MAKE THAT PACT.

>> ジェームズあなたがその契約をするならば、私はあなたのことを心配しますが。

I THINK IT WOULD LOOK REALLY CREEPY.

とてもクリーピーに見えると思うわ

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

意味が分かるだろ

>> FOURTH OF JULY, FIREWORKS IN THE AIR, HOT DOGS ON THE GRILL

>> 7月4日 火災が発生したため、火事が発生し、ホットドッグが焼かれる

AND LOOK WHAT WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING UNDER.

そして、私たちが立っているのを見てください。

>> James: HEY GUYS.

>> ジェームスヘイ、君たち。

IT'S SEPTEMBER 8th.

9月8日だ

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

>> EASTER IS UPON US AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS RISEN, A

>> EASTER IS UPON US AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS RISEN, A

LITTLE BIT OF OF MISTLETOE.

ミスレットのリトルビット。

>> James: I DO THINK THAT COULD BACK FIRE BUT HAVE I GOOD

>> ジェームズ私はそれが逆火になる可能性がありますが、私は良い持っていると思います。

HOPES.

ホープス。

I THINK NEXT YEAR MISTLETOE WILL BE BACK AT IT.

I THINK NEXT YEAR MISTLETOE WILL BE BACK AT IT.

WE WILL ALL TALK ABOUT OH, REMEMBER WHEN WE COULDN'T HAVE

♪みんなで話しましょう♪♪「OH, REMEMBER WHEN WE CAN'T HAVE」のことを♪

MISTLETOE.

MISTLETOE.

PROBABLY WON'T.

多分しない

IS (LAUGHTER)

は（笑）。

ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON WITH THE HEADLINES, SOME BIG NEWS OUT

ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON WITH THE HEADLINES, SOME BIG NEWS OUT

OF DVMENT YVMENT, ATTORNEY GENERAL WILLIAM BARR JUST

ウィリアム・バール法務長官は、単にDVMENT YVMENTの

ANNOUNCED THAT HES HAD NOT UNCOVERED ANY EVIDENCE OF

彼は何の証拠も見つけられなかったと発表した

WIDESPREAD VOTER FRAUD THAT WOULD CHANGE THE OUTCOME OF THE

WIDESPREAD VOTER FRAUD THAT WOULD CHANGE THE OUTCOME OF THE

2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

2020年大統領選挙。

IT IS SO WEIRD THAT THEY DIDN'T FIND EVIDENCE OF THE VERY THING

それは非常に奇妙なことですが、彼らは本当にそのことの証拠を見つけられなかったのです。

THEY NEVER BACKED UP WITH ANY EVIDENCE.

THEY NEVER BACKED UP WITH ANY EVIDENCE.

OF COURSE PRESIDENT TRUMP IS STILL CONTINUING HIS DESPERATE

もちろん、トランプ大統領はまだ必死になっています。

ATTEMPT TO DELEGITIMIZE THE ELECTION AND THINGS SEEM TO HIT

選挙と物事がヒットするように見えることをデリギタマイズしようとしている

A NEW LOW LAST NIGHT AS HE RETWEETED THREE TIMES AN ACCOUNT

最後の夜、彼はアカウントを3回リツイートしたように、新たな低レベルになりました。

CALLED CAT TURD.

ＣＡＬＬＬＥＤ ＣＡＴ ＴＵＲＤ

NOW TO BE HAIR,-- FAIR, THE CAT IS WEARING GLASSES SO IT MUST BE

SMART.

SMART.

THE ACTUAL TWITTER HANDLE FOR THE ACCOUNT IS CAT TURD 2-RBG

アカウントの実際のツイッターハンドルはCAT TURD 2-RBGです。

AND I FOR ONE CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT IS IN STORE FROM CAT TURD

CAT TURDから何が出てくるのか、今から楽しみでなりません。

3.

3.

CAT TURD SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE SWROA BIDEN WOULD HAVE BOUGHT

SWROA BIDENが買ったような音がするCAT TURD

AFTER A SPEECH DURING THE PRIMARY.

AFTER A SPEECH DURING THE PRIMARY.

LICENSE WHEN I WAS GROWING NEWSPAPER SCRANTON THERE WAS A

LICENSE WHEN I WAS GROWING NEWSPAPER SCRANTON THERE WAS A

REAL MEAN SON OF A GUN, WE USED TO CALL HIM CAT TURD, CODO DOO

本当の意味での銃の息子だ 俺たちは彼をキャットタード、エルボー・ドゥーと呼んでいた

WOP AND BEBOP LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.

WOP AND BEBOP LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.

WHAT WAS A TALKING ABOUT?

何の話をしていたの？

OH YEAH CLAIM AT CHANGE SWRZ MANY WHILE MORE AND MORE STATES

OH YEAH CLAIM AT CHANGE SWRZ MANY WHILE MORE AND MORE STATES

ARE CERTIFIEDING THEIR OFFICIAL RESULTS WHICH LED TO THIS,

公式な結果を証明していますこれにつながったのです

YESTERDAY REPUBLICAN SENATOR TED DOESY'S PHONE WENT OFF, HE SAID

YESTERDAY REPUBLICAN SENATOR TED DOESY'S PHONE WENT OFF, HE SAID

IF HE HAD CHANGED HIS RING TON TO HAIL TO THE CHIEF WHENEVER

IF HE HAD CHANGED HIS RING TON TO HAIL TO THE CHIEF WHENEVER

TRUMP CALLED HIM.

トランプは彼を呼んだ

LACK AT WHAT THE GOVERNOR OF ARIZONA DOES AFTER HE PHONES

アリゾナ州知事が電話をした後に何をするのかが分からない。

GSH-- HIS PHONE STARTED PLAYING THAT SONG.

彼の電話がその曲をかけ始めたんだ

♪ >> Reggie: YES.

♪ >> レジー：はい。

>> James: TRUMP JUST GOD FRIEND-A-ZONAD.

>> ジェームズTRUMP JUST GOD FRIEND-A-ZONAD.

>> IT IS A SAVAGE MOVE, SAVAGE MOVE FROM ANYONE WHO STILL USES

>> まだ使っている人からすれば卑劣な行動、卑劣な行動です

CUSTOM RING TONES.

カスタム・リング・トーン

WHO USES CUSTOM RING-- DO YOU?

WHO USES CUSTOM RING-- DO YOU?

DO YOU HONESTLY.

DO YOU HONESTLY.

YOU USE A CUSTOM RING TONE?

カスタムの着メロを使用していますか？

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: BUT DON'T YOU STILL JUST LOOK AT YOUR PHONE ANYWAY?

>> ジェームズでも、いつも電話を見ているじゃないですか。

>> Reggie: YEAH, BUT THERE IS A COUPLE OF PEOPLE AND I ALSO

>> レジー：ああ、でも人が一組いて、私も一組。

HAVE THE CUSTOM, YOU KNOW, THE TAP, LIKE THE VIBRATION WILL

HAVE THE CUSTOM, YOU KNOW, THE TAP, LIKE THE VIBRATION WILL

GO-- .

ゴー...

>> James: AND YOU WILL SET THAT FROM SOMEONE ELSE.

>> ジェームズそして、あなたは他の誰かからそれを設定します。

>> SO IN YOUR POCKET YOU KNOW WHO IT IS WHEN THEY CALL.

>> >> あなたのポケットに入れておけば、電話がかかってきた時に誰が誰かわかる。

>> James: I DON'T THINK I WOULD EVER BE ANYWHERE WHERE I

>> ジェームズ私は、私がいる場所のどこかにいるとは 思っていない

AM LIKE WHAT IS THAT, WHO THE LET THE DOGS OUT, OH THAT'S

"犬を外に出したのは誰だ？" "ああ そうだ

WAS' THAT, WHAT'S THAT?

WAS' THAT, WHAT'S THAT?

-- LEV THAT.

-- レヴ・ザット

IGNORE THAT.

それは無視して

ARE YOU A CUSTOM RING TONE GUY?

あなたはカスタムの着メロの男ですか？

>> NO, I HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY PHONE SINCE LIKE 2010.

>> >>いや、2010年になってから電話に出てないんだよ。

>> James: YOU ARE A BIG TEXT GUY TEXT ONLY.

>> ジェームズお前はビッグ・テキスト・ガイのテキストだけだ。

>> FACETIME SOMETIMES BUT TEXT OR FACETIME.

>> FACETIME SOMETIMES BUT TEXT OR FACETIME.

I DON'T NEED THE PHONE STUFF, WHAT AM IS IT, A LEKSZ ANDER

電話は要らないし、何があったの？

GRAHAM BELL CALLING, THO THANK YOU.

グラハム・ベルが呼んでます ありがとうございます

>> James: IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE I THINK THE LAND LINE PHONES,

>> ジェームズ: IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE I THINK THE LAND LINE PHONES.

THE HOME PHONES IS NOW THE EQUIVALENT OF THE DOOR BELL.

ホームフォンは今、ドアベルの同等のものです。

SO WHEN I WAS GROWING UP AND WE WERE THE DING DONG, EVERYONE

私が成長したとき、私たちは、誰もがチンドンだった。

GOES WHO IS THAT.

誰が誰なのかを知ることができます。

WHO?

誰が？

WHO COULD THAT BE.

誰がそんなことをしたのか

AND WE WOULD SPEND LIKE 20 SECONDS BEFORE ANYONE GOT UP AND

誰かが立ち上がる前に20秒くらいかけて

YOU WOULDN'T EVEN OPEN THE DOOR, YOU DO A QUICK PEEK AROUND THE

ドアを開けることもなく 周りを覗き込む

WINDOW.

WINDOW。

NOW THE LAND LINE PHONE IS THAT IN OUR HOUSE, BRR, WE GO-- WELL

固定電話は家の中にあるんだよ

WHO COULD IT BE.

WHO COULD IT BE.

AND I'LL GO, MAYBE ANSWER IT, AND THEY'LL DP OOM'S NOT GOING

俺が行くから答えてくれればいいんだよ

TO ANSWER IT.

それに答えるために。

NO ONE HAS GOT THAT NUMBER.

誰もその番号を持っていない。

THERE IS NO REASON.

理由はない

>> IT'S YOUR PHONE'S NUMBER, THEY THE ONLY RUNS ONES WHO

>> 携帯電話の番号はあなたの電話番号です、あなたの電話番号はあなたの電話番号です、あなたの電話番号はあなたの電話番号です、あなたの電話番号はあなたの電話番号です。

HAVE THAT.

HAVE THAT.

>> WE MISSED THE MOMENT TO I VAC YAIT OUR HOUSE DURING THE FIRE.

>> >>火事の最中に家の中を掃除する瞬間を逃してしまった。

WE ARE IN-- WE'VE GOT TO EVACUATE, NO ONE TOLD US, OH, WE

避難しないといけないんだ 誰も教えてくれなかった

IGNORED THE HOME PHONE, THAT WILL BE IT.

家の電話は無視していたが、それはそれでいい。

AND HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS TO KICK OFF OUR DECEMBER, SOUTH

AND HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS TO KICK OFF OUR DECEMBER, SOUTH

KOREA JUST PASSED A SO CALLED BTS LAW WHICH DELAYS THE

韓国は、BTSを遅延させるいわゆるBTS法を可決したばかりです。

COUNTRY'S REQUIRED MILITARY SERVICE FOR THE OLDEST MEMBERS

COUNTRY'S REQUIRED MILITARY SERVICE FOR THE OLDEST MEMBERS

OF THE GROUP.

グループの。

THAT IS A NO-BRAINER FOR ME.

私には意味不明だわ

AN ABSOLUTE NO-BRAINER, WHEN YOU HAVE HAIR THAT BEAUTIFUL YOU

AN ABSOLUTE NO-BRAINER, WHEN YOU HAVE HAIR THAT BEAUTIFUL YOU

DON'T COVER IT WITH A HELMET.

ヘルメットで覆わないでください。

THE DID LAYING MILITARY SERVICE FOR MEMBERS OF BTS.

BTSのメンバーに軍事奉仕をしていた。

CAN YOU IMAGINE, BTS WITH EVEN MORE DISCIPLINE AND TRAINING?

CAN YOU IMAGINE, BTS WITH EVEN MORE DISCIPLINE AND TRAINING?

DON'T BE ALARMED THE NEW LAW DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT

新法は何も言っていないので気をつけましょう

THEM-- YOU KNOW PREVENTING THEM FROM BECOMING TOTALLY-- TOTALLY

THEM-- YOU KNOW PREVENTING THEM FROM BECOMING TOTALLY-- TOTALLY

ADORBS IN MILITARY OUTFITS IN A RECENT INTERVIEW BARACK OBAMA

最近のインタビュー バラク・オバマの軍服姿でアドアーズ

SAID IF THEY MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT HIS LIFE HE WOULD LIKE DRAKE TO

もし彼の人生を描いた映画を作るならば、ドレイクの映画を作りたいと言っていました。

PLAY HIM.

彼を演じろ

OUR THOUGHTS GO OUT TO WILL SMITH DURING THIS DIFFICULT

この困難な時期のウィル・スミスへの思いを込めて

TIME.

時間だ

OBAMA APPROVED IT AND APPARENTLY DRAKE IS INTERESTED SO I GUESS

オバマが承認し、ドレイクも興味を持っているようなので、私は推測しています。

NOW IT IS ALL GOING FLAT.

NOW IT IS ALL GOING FLAT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT, THAT SARCASTICALLY.

そんなことしなくてもいいのよ、サーカステリックに

THAT, I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING, THAT WAS A SARCASTIC, YOU

お前がそう思っているのは分かっているが、それはサーカスティックだ、お前は。

HIT THAT SYMBOL TOO HARD.

シンボルを強く叩くんだ

YOU DID YOU KNOW HE DID.

YOU DID YOU KNOW HE DID.

THAT WAS LIKE OH [BLEEP] YOU.

## ＃＃それは＃＃＃あなたのような感じでした。

I LIKE THAT OBAMA ISN'T EVEN TRYING TO BE MODEST.

オバマは謙虚になろうとしていないのが好きです。

HE'S LIKE OF COURSE DRAKE WILL PLAY ME, YEAH, 100 PERCENT.

もちろんドレイクは僕を演じるだろう 100％ね

IF SOMEONE ASKED ME WHO SHOULD PLAY ME IN A BIOPIC I TRY TO

誰かにバイオピックで誰が私を演じるべきかと聞かれたら、私はそうしようとしています。

PRETEND THAT I DIDN'T WANT MATT DAMON TO DO IT YOU KNOW WHAT I

マット・デーモンにやらせたくないと思ってたんだよ

MEAN, OH, WOW, I HADN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT T MAYBE SOME YOUNG

考えてもみなかったんだけど、若い子がいるんだね

UNDISCOVERED ACTOR, SOMEONE ROUNDER, I DON'T KNOW, LIKE MATT

未発見の俳優、誰かのルンダー、私は知らない、マットのような。

DAMON.

ダモン

MATT DAMON.

マット・デーモン

THAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH SACK-- CHEEK BONES IT IS GREAT

それがサックの問題点だ 頬骨は最高だ

UNTIL YOU HAVE TO TALK.

UNTIL YOU HAVE TO TALK.

>> TELL ME ABOUT THE PROTECT, I'M LIKE-- I DON'T REALLY-- I'M

>> プロテクトについて教えてくれ 私は... 私は本当に...

VERY PROUD OF IT.

とても誇りに思っています。

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

また後で会おう

IAN, WHO WOULD PLAY NEW A MOVIE WHO WOULD YOU GET WHO WOULD YOU

IAN, WHO WOULD PLAY NEW A MOVIE WHO WOULD YOU GET WHO WOULD YOU

GO TO?

行く？

>> NEITHER OF US ARE HAPPY ABOUT IT BUT JOSH GAD PROBABLY

>> >>私たちのどちらもそれについては幸せではないが、JOSH GADはおそらくそうだ。

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)。

>> James: YOU MEAN HE'S NOT HAPPY, YOU'RE NOT HAPPY.

>> ジェームズ彼は幸せじゃない、あなたは幸せじゃない。

>> NOBODY, IT'S THE TRUTH BUT THAT IS LIKE A COMPROMISE,

>> 誰でもない、それは真実だが、それは妥協のようなものだ。

NOBODY IS HAPPY WHEN IT'S OVER.

終わっても誰も幸せにならない。

>> James: WHO WOULD YOU GO TO REG, WHO WOULD PLAY YOU IN A

>> ジェームス誰が君をレジに連れて行くか 誰が君をレジに連れて行くか

MOVIE.

MOVIE.

>> PROBABLY ANTONIO BANDERAS.

>> >>おそらくアントニオ・バンデラスだ。

>> James: YES, I'M SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN

>> ジェームズそう言ってくれて嬉しいよ。

STRUGGLING ALL DAY WHEN I KNEW WE WERE DOING THIS TOPIC.

STRUGGLING ALL DAY WHEN I KNEW WE WERE DOING THIS TOPIC.

I WAS LIKE WHO IS THE PERSON I'M THINK BEING TO PLAY REGGIE

レジーをプレイするのは誰だと思っていたかというと

WATTS.

WATTS.

I NOW UNDERSTAND.

今は理解している

I CAN HEAR THE VOICE BUT I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHO IT WAS.

声は聞こえるが 誰だったか思い出せない

>> YEAH, EXACTLY.

>> そうですね。

>> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, STEVE?

>> ジェームズだ君はどうなんだ？

>> DUCKY FROM PRETTY IN PINK.

>> プリティインピンクのダッキー。

>> James: DUCKY FROM PRETRY IN PINK.

>> ジェームズDUCKY FROM PRETRY IN PINK.

NEVER LET IT BE SAID YOU'RE NOT UP WITH THE TIMES, STEVE.

NEVER LET IT BE SAID YOU'RE NOT UP WITH THE TIMES, STEVE.

YOU DIDN'T EVEN PICK HIS ROLL FROM LIKE TWO AND A HALF MEN.

君は2人半の男の中から 彼のロールを選ばなかった

YOU WENT BACK BEFORE THAT.

君はその前に戻った

COMMITTED TO THE MARK, DID YOU JUST PERFORM THE SURGERY.

COMMITTED TO THE MARK, DID YOU JUST PERFORM THE SURGERY.

>> STRAIGHT FROM THE SURGICAL WARD HERE, SORRY GUYS, RUNNING

>> >> ここの外科病棟から直行してきました、 すみません、皆さん、走っています。

LATE.

LATE.

CLEAR.

クリア

OKAY.

分かった

THEY SHOULD BE GOOD, HAVE I TO GET TO THE SHOW.

THEY SHOULD BE GOOD, HAVE I TO GET TO THE SHOW.

AND WE WANTED TO TELL BUT THIS.

そして、私たちはこれ以外のことを伝えたかった。

GERMAN POLICE ARE NOW INVESTIGATING THE DISAPPEARANCE

GERMAN POLICE ARE NOW INVESTIGATING THE DISAPPEARANCE

OF A SCEF ENFOOT TALL MOUNTAIN TOP SCULPTURE OF A PEANUT.

PEANUTのSCEF ENFOOT TALL MOUNTAIN TOP SCULPTURE OF A PEANUT。

HERE IT IS HERE-- PENIS, THE CULTURE APPEARED SEVERAL YEARS

HERE IT IS HERE-- PENIS, THE CULTURE APPEARED SEVERAL YEARS

AGO WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION AND IT VANISHED OVER THE WEEKEND.

AGO WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION AND IT VANISHED OVER THE WEEKEND.

LOOK, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LONELY DURING THE PABD BUT THIS IS

多くの人がパブドの中で 孤独な日々を送っていますが、これは

RIDICULOUS.

RIDICULOUS。

NOW THEY ARE SAYING IT DISAPPEARED I AM LIKE OR IS IT

"今は消えたと言っている" "私が好きなのか？" "そうなのか？

JUST COLD OUT?

JUST COLD OUT?

THERE IS TALK OF REPLACING IT BUT THE MOUNTAIN IS OLDER SO

THERE IS TALK OF REPLACING IT BUT THE MOUNTAIN IS OLDER SO

AUTHORITIES THINK IT MIGHT TAKE LONGER TO GET A NEW ONE ERECTED.

AUTHORITIES THINK IT MIGHT TAKE LONGER TO GET A NEW ONE ERECTED.

AND FINALLY, GUYS, SOME ODD NEWS OUT OF JAPAN OR AS THEY CALL IT

AND FINALLY, GUYS, SOME ODD NEWS OUT OF JAPAN OR AS THEY CALL IT

IN JAPAN, NEWS.

IN JAPAN, NEWS.

A GIANT 60 FOOT TALL ROBOT THAT CAN WALK AND MOVE ITS ARMS WAS

歩いたり、腕を動かしたりできる高さ60フィートの巨大ロボットが誕生しました。

UNVEIL THE IN TOKYO YESTERDAY.

UNVEIL THE IN TOKYO YESTERDAY.

THE ROBOT IS PART OF A TOURIST ATTRACTION WHICH WILL OPEN LATER

ロボットは観光名所の一部であり、遅くにもオープンする予定です。

THIS MONTH.

今月は

THIS IS THE ROBOT HERE.

これがここにいるロボットだ

>> THE A TRANQS WILL OPEN BY THE END OF DECEMBER AND WILL HAVE

>> THE A TRANQS WILL OPEN BY THE END OF DECEMBER AND WILL HAVE

DESTROYED MOST OF TOKYO BY THE END OF JANUARY.

１月末までに東京の大半を破壊しました

>> WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?

>> WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?

WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?

WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?

YP-- LET'S JUST-- I SAW A THING TALKING ABOUT ARTIFICIAL

YP... ただ... 芸術的なものについて話しているのを見ました

INTELLIGENCE AND HE SAID ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL

知性と彼は言った 具象的な知性があると

ABSOLUTELY WIPE OUT HUMANITY WITHIN A HUNDRED AREAS T IS NOT

絶対に数百の地域で人類を一掃してください。

EVEN UP FOR DE-- DEBATE, WELL THEN WE SHOULD STOP, LET'S STOP,

討論のためにも 止めるべきだ 止めるぞ

ALL HUMAN BEINGS, YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOOD.

ALL HUMAN BEINGS, YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOOD.

LET'S NOT BUILD AI, RIGHT?

人工知能を作るのはやめようぜ？

WE WATCHED THE VIDEOS OF THE BOSTON DYNAMIC ROBOTS GO FROM

WE WATCHED THE VIDEOS OF THE BOSTON DYNAMIC ROBOTS GO FROM

WALKING CLUMSILY TO NOW THEY ARE DOG THAT CAN CLIMB UPSIDE DOWN

歩きながら今では逆さ登りができる犬になった

ON A CEILING AND WE ARE ALL JUST LIKE OH, THEY'RE DOING IT AND

ON A CEILING AND WE ARE ALL JUST LIKE OH, THEY'RE DOING IT AND

EVEN THE PEOPLE BUILDING IT ARE LIKE YEAH-OF-I KNOW, IT'S

EVEN THE PEOPLE BUILDING IT ARE LIKE YEAH-OF-I KNOW, IT'S

ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.

ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.

LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF THERES WITH A RON OT.

LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF THERES WITH A RON OT.

WE DON'T NEED THEM.

俺たちには必要ないんだ

ARE YOU THE PROBLEM, WHAT DO YOU WANT A ROBOT FOR?

ARE YOU THE PROBLEM, WHAT DO YOU WANT A ROBOT FOR?

>> I JUST WANT A ROBOT FRIEND BUT YOU HAVE A REAL FRIEND.

>> 私はただロボットの友達が欲しいだけなのに、あなたには本当の友達がいる。

>> YEAH, I HAVE REAL FRIENDS BUT SOMETHING ABOUT A ROB AT THAT

>> そうだ、俺には本当の友達がいるんだが、それにしてもロブのことが気になって仕方がない。

JUST, NO REPLACEMENT.

ただ、代替品はありません。

>> James: BUT THERE IS A REPLACEMENT BECAUSE ARE YOU

>> ジェームズ代わりがいるのは君だからだ

REPLACING OTHER THINGS WITH IT.

REPLACING OTHER THINGS WITH IT.

>> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

>> そうなんだよ。

BUT I HAVE A ROOMBA AND I'M REALLY GLAD FOR THAT ONE.

でも、私はルンバを持っていて、その1つには本当に感謝しています。

>> ROOMBA, PERFECT, FINE.

>> ROOMBA、PERFECT、FINE。