AND WELL, SURE, YEAH, GO FOR IT.

そうだな 頑張れよ

WHY NOT.

なぜしない？

HOWEVER IF YOU ARE GATHERING WITH YOUR FAMILY AT LEAST THIS

HOWEVER IF YOU ARE GATHERING WITH YOUR FAMILY AT LEAST THIS

YEAR YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE THANKSGIVING

YEAR YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE THANKSGIVING

DINNER ARGUMENT WILL BE.

夕方の主張は、意志。

IT WILL BE ABOUT MASSKS, IT WILL BE ABOUT WEARING MASKS.

マッスクスについては、それはマスクを着用していることについてのものである。

BUT SERIOUSLY I KNOW THAT IT HAS BEEN SUCH A CHALLENGING AREA FOR

しかし、実際のところ、私は、この地域が非常にチャレンジングな地域であることを知っています。

SO MANY OF US.

私たちの多くは

YET THERE IS STILL SO MUCH TO BE THANKFUL FOR.

まだまだ感謝することがたくさんあります。

NOTHING COMING TO MIND AT THE MOMENT BUT THERE HAS SO BE.

その瞬間には何も思い浮かばないが、そうでなければならない。

IAN, WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR THIS YEAR?

IAN, WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR THIS YEAR?

>> I THINK I'M THANKFUL FOR TOM.

>> トムに感謝しています。

>> James: YEAH, I'M WITH YOU ON THAT, I'M THANKFUL FOR TOM.

>> ジェームズトムには感謝してるよ

I'M THANKFUL FOR YOU GUYS.

I'M THANKFUL FOR YOU GUYS.

>> James: I'M THANKFUL FOR TOM.

>> ジェームズトムに感謝します。

WE WILL FIND OUT AT THE END OF THIS MONO WHETHER THIS IS TOM'S

これがトムのものかどうかは、このモノの最後に分かるだろう。

LAST DAY ON THE SHOW BECAUSE TOM HAS MADE A PITCH FOR SOME

トムが何かのためにピッチを作ったので、ショーの最終日。

BALLOON-BASED PHOTOGRAPHS.

BALLOON-BASED PHOTOGRAPHS.

AND I THINK IT WASN'T YOU, IT WAS TIM SIDEL WHO SAID I SAVED

あなたじゃなくて、私が救ったと言ったのは タイム・サイデルだったのよ

TOM'S CAREER AT THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" THAT THESE PHOTOS WILL

この写真が示す「レイト、レイトショー」でのトムのキャリア

WORK.

WORK.

AND YOU SAID.

AND YOU SAID.

>> I DON'T THINK I REALLY HAVE A CHOICE.

>> 私は本当に選択の余地があるとは思わない。

>> James: YOU SAID EITHER WAY IT IS A WIN.

>> ジェームズどちらにしても勝ちだと言った。

EITHER A GREAT MONO OR YOU LEAVE.

偉大なモノであるか、あるいは、あなたが去るかのどちらか。

THAT WAS YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE.

それはあなたの言葉で、私の言葉ではありません。

REG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS YEAR?

REG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS YEAR?

WHAT ARE YOUR THANKSGIVING PLANS, WHAT IS GOING DOWN.

WHAT ARE YOUR THANKSGIVING PLANS, WHAT IS GOING DOWN.

>> Reggie: WELL, I'M GOING TO OLD MONDAY-TUCKY, THE OLD

>> レジー：さて、俺は古き良き時代の月曜タッキーに行くよ。

MONONEUCLIOSIS TO BE WITH MY MOM.

ママと一緒にいるためのモノヌークリオシス。

>> James: THAT SOUNDS GLORIOUS, WHAT ABOUT YOU IAN.

>> ジェームスそれは素晴らしいですね、あなたはどうですか？

>> STAYING HOMEK I HAD TO CANCEL THE TRIP UP TO PORTLAND FOR

>> ポートランドへの旅をキャンセルした

SAFETY CONCERNS.

SAFETY CONCERNS.

IT WILL BE ME, MY GIRLFRIEND AND THEN A WHOLE TURKEY FOR ME TO

俺と女友達、そして俺のために丸ごと一匹のターキーを持ってくる

EAT.

EAT.

>> James: THAT'S IT.

>> ジェームズそれでいい

YEAH, I'M NOT SURE WHAT WE ARE DOING.

YEAH, I'M NOT SURE WHAT WE ARE DOING.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE CALL THANKS GIVING IN BRITAIN?

イギリスでの感謝の気持ちを知っていますか？

>> FANKSGIVEING?

>> ファンクスギビング？

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)。

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)。

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> レジー：WOW.

>> James: THAT'S IT, EVERY DAY.

>> ジェームスそれだけだよ、毎日。

EVERY SINGLE DAY.

毎日毎日

WE DON'T CALL IT FANKSGIVEING.

ファンクスギビングとは呼ばない

(LAUGHTER) FANGS GIVING, I

（笑）ファンズギビング、私は

WILL-- FANYKS-- DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE CALL IT, THURSDAY.

WILL-- FANYKS-- DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE CALL IT, THURSDAY.

AND THIS IS INTERESTING.

そして、これは興味深い。

ACCORDING TO I A RECENT STUDY ONE IN THREE HOUSEHOLDS WILL

最近の研究によると、３人に１人の家庭では、このような傾向があると言われています。

TAKE THEIR GUESTS TEMPERATURES BEFORE ALLOWING THEM IN FOR

TAKE THEIR GUESTS TEMPERATURES BEFORE ALLOWING THEM IN FOR

THANKSGIVING GATHERINGS.

THANKSGIVING GATHERINGS.

SO WE CAN FINALLY SETTLE THE AGE OLD DEBATE WHO IS HOTTER.

SO WE CAN FINALLY SETTLE THE AGE OLD DEBATE WHO IS HOTTER.

YOU JUST KNOW ONCE IT GETS TO THAT RELATIVE THAT EVERYBODY

YOU JUST KNOW ONCE IT GETS TO THAT RELATIVE THAT EVERYBODY

DOESN'T LAKE AND THEY WERE HOPING THAT HE WOULDN'T TURN UP,

湖ではなく、彼らは彼が出てこないことを期待していた。

PEOPLE ARE HOPING WILL BE LIKE OH NO, YOU GOT A TEMPERATURE OF

PEOPLE ARE HOPING WILL BE LIKE OH NO, YOU GOT A TEMPERATURE OF

140 SO-- ANYWAY WE'LL SEE YOU NECK YEAR.

140 だから... とにかく今年の夏に会いましょう

WHAT, NO, YOU CAN'T SEE IT, NO, WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR, SEE

何だよ 見れないんだよ 来年にはまた会おうね

YOU NEXT YEAR.

YOU NEXT YEAR.

AND IF ARE YOU STILL LOOKING FOR A SHOW STOPPING DESSERT, FOR

そして、まだショーを止めるようなデザートをお探しなら

YOUR GET TOGETHER TOMORROW TAKE A LOOK AT THIS BASKIN ROBYNS

明日の朝、このバスキンロビンスを見てください。

RELEASED A TURKEY SHAPED ICE CREAM CAKE, THE TRADITIONAL

伝統的なターキーシェイプのアイスクリームケーキを発売

THANKSGIVING DESERT-- DESSERT INTROA DEUTIONED TO YOU BY THE

感謝祭のデザート...デザートのお供に

NATIVE AMERICANS, THE HOLIDAY ICE CREAM CAKE IS SHAPED LIKE A

ネイティブアメリカン、ホリデーのアイスクリームケーキは

TURKEY AND YOU GUESSED IT, IT TASTES LIKE HAM.

ターキーと思ったらハムのような味だった

A HAM FLAVORED ICE CREAM CAKE.

ハムフレーバーのアイスクリームケーキ。

I WON'T BE ABLE TO ENJOY IT, CAN'T HAVE THIS TURKEY ICE CREAM

私はそれを楽しむことができません、このターキーアイスクリームを持つことができません。

CAKE, NO SWEETS, NO SWEETS FOR ME THIS YEAR.

ケーキ、スイーツ、今年は私にはスイーツがない。

I QUICK COLD TURKEY.

クイックコールドターキー

OH, GUILLERMO, GET OUT THE WAY, MAN, WHOOO!

ギレルモ、道を空けろ！

I'M BLOWING UP!

I'M BLOWING UP!

I'M BLOWING UP.

I'M BLOWING UP.

AND THE NETWORK WATCHING THIS, GET THEM ON THE LINE.

これを見ているネットワーカーに連絡してくれ

CALL THE NETWORK PRESIDENT, AND JUST SAY YOU MIGHT WANT TO TURN

CALL THE NETWORK PRESIDENT, AND JUST SAY YOU MIGHT WANT TO TURN

ON THE FEED CUZ THE [BLEEP] BIG CAT IS ON FLAME.

ON THE FEED CUZ THE [BLEEP] BIG CAT IS ON FLAME.

>> LACK AT ME, FOR THE WHOLE THING, COME ON.

>> 欠落している、全体のために、さあ、来い。

>> FIRE.

>> 炎上してます。

>> YES, FIRE, JAZZ ATTACK, YOU LOOK GOOD TODAY STEVE, WHAT HAS

>> YES, FIRE, JAZZ ATTACK, YOU LOOK GOOD TODAY STEVE, WHAT HAS

HAPPENED HERE?

ここで何があったの？

WHAT HAS HAPPENED?

WHAT HAS HAPPENED?

>> SOMEONE ELSE DRESSED ME TODAY.

>> 今日は誰か他の人に着せてもらった。

>> James: DID THEY?

>> ジェームズそうなのか？

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> James: DID THEY CUZ YOU LOOK LIKE YOU INVENTED AN APP

>> ジェームスあなたがアプリを発明したように見えたのか？

AND YOU JUST SOLD IT FOR $3 BILLION.

AND YOU JUST SOLD IT FOR $3 BILLION.

DON'T YOU YOU THINK THAT IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?

DON'T YOU YOU THINK THAT IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?

YES, YES.

ＹＥＳ、ＹＥＳ。

>> THAT WOULD BE NICE.

>> それは良いことだと思う。

>> James: YOU WOULD STILL COME TO WORK THOUGH, EH.

>> ジェームスあなたは仕事に来るだろうけど、EH.

>> JUST HANGING OUT.

>> ぶらぶらしてるだけ。

>> James: YOU GOT $3 BILLION, WHY DID YOU GO.

>> ジェームズ30億ドルを手に入れたのに なぜ行ったの？

I GOT TO SAY, THE BIG MAN'S ON FIRE.

I GOT TO SAY, THE BIG MAN'S ON FIRE.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS ICE CREAM CAKE BIT HE DID.

見ておくべきだったわね

IT WAS LIKE-- THEN WE HAD TOM'S BALLOON PHOTOS BACKING THE WHOLE

それはまるで... トムの風船写真が全体を支えているようだった

THING UP.

上げろ

TOM'S GOING TO GET FIRED AND HAVE A SHOW RUN ON SURVIVOR.

TOM'S GOING TO GET FIRED AND HAVE A SHOW RUN ON SURVIVOR.

IS IT STILL ON, SURVIVOR, IS IT IT STILL ON?

まだ続いています SURVIVOR、まだ続いていますか？

IS IT?

IS IT?

WHY?

なぜ？

(LAUGHTER) DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT WHY

（笑）なぜかって考えたことある？

SURVIVOR'S STILL ON?

サバイバーはまだですか？

WHY IS IT ON, ROB?

なぜ起動してるんだ、ロブ？

>> YOU TAKING CBS TAKEDOWN TONIGHT.

>> >> CBSのTAKEDOWN TONIGHT。

>> James: NO.

>>ジェームスいいえ。

>> ST A VERY SUCCESSFUL SHOW.

>> ST 非常に成功したショーです。

>> James: IS IT, STILL.

>> ジェームズまだだ

>> YEAH, HUGE.

>> ＹＥＡＨ、ＨＵＧＥ。

>> James: DOES IT GET MORE VIEWINGS THAN THIS ONE.

>> ジェームスこれよりも多くの視聴者を獲得していますか？

>> YES.

>> ＹＥＳ！＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞ＹＥＳ

>> James: COME ON, SURELY NOT.

>> ジェームス: おいでよ、そうじゃないわよ。

>> WELL, ST HAS A BETTER TIME SLOT, IF YOU WERE ON AT 8 P.M.

>> 午後8時に出ていたら、STはもっといい時間帯を持っています。

YOU WOULD BE CRUSHING IT.

潰してしまうわよ

>> James: YOU CAN'T PUT THIS ON PRIME TIME.

>> ジェームズプライムタイムには出せないぞ

IT WOULD DESTROY NETFLIX WITH.

IT WOULD DESTROY NETFLIX WITH.

>> WE MIGHT BE SENDING INTUN HEM FROM THE ISLAND TODAY THOUGH.

>> >> WE MIGHT BE BE SENDING INTUN HEM FROM THE ISLAND TODAY THOUGH.

>> James: THAT'S THE QUESTION, IS HE GOING TO SURVIVE, HOW ARE

>> ジェームズそれが問題だ 彼は生き残れるのか どうやって生き延びるのか

YOU FEELING, IT IS COMING UP NOW.

あなたの感情、それは今出てきています。

>> I'M GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS, I WAS FEELING REALLY COOL AT THE

BEGINNING BUT NOW I'M STARTING TO SWEAT A LITTLE.

始まりだが、今は少し汗をかき始めている。

>> James: I NEVER NOTICED THAT ABOUT YOU, I HAVE NEVER REALLY

>> ジェームス君のことに気づかなかったよ 本当に気づかなかったんだ

SEEN YOU IN THIS POSITION FROM THIS ANGLE.

この角度からこの位置にいるのが見えた。

>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING.

>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING.

>> James: NEVER KNEW YOU FROM A TURN I GUY, I LIKE IT.

>> ジェームズ曲がり角から君を知ったことはないな

>> I WILL DO A HEAVY, I CAN'T DO IT, I CAN'T DO IT.

>> I WILL DO A HEAVY, I CAN'T DO IT, I CAN'T DO IT.

I HAVE TO SAY AND FINALLY THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE

I HAVE TO SAY AND FINALLY THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE

IS STILL HAPPENING THIS YEAR BUT IT'S GOING TO LOOK A LITTLE

IS STILL HAPPENING THIS YEAR BUT IT'S GOING TO LOOK A LITTLE

DIFFERENT.

違った。

THERE WILL BE NO SPECTATORS AND THE BALLOONS WILL ONLY FLOAT

観客はおらず、風船はただ浮いているだけです。

DOWN ONE BLOCK.

DOWN ONE BLOCK.

WHY NOT JUST SHOW A RERUN, JUST SHOW LAST YEAR'S PARADE, NO ONE

去年のパレードを 再放送してくれればいいじゃないか

VL WATCHING IT, IT IS JUST ON ON IN THE BACKGROUND, SOMETHING WE

VL VL見てますが、背景に何かが映っています。

HAVE MEMORIZED-- IT'S NOT LIKE WE MEMORIZED LAST YEAR'S PARADE,

去年のパレードを覚えているとは思えない

JUST PICK A PARADE THAT DIDN'T HAVE MATT LAUER IN IT AND SHOW

マット・ロアのいないパレードを選んで見せてくれ

THAT ONE.

その１

THAT IS THE ONLY WAY WE WOULD KNOW.

THAT IS THE ONLY WAY WE WOULD KNOW.

IT IS THE ONLY WAY WE WOULD KNOW, IT IS THE ONLY WAY, ISN'T

IT IS THE ONLY WAY WE WOULD KNOW, IT IS THE ONLY WAY, ISN'T

IT?

ＩＴ？

BUT THIS IS NICE, THE BALLOON, SO THIS IS NICE, THE BALLOONS

しかし、これはナイスです、バルーン、これはナイスです、バルーン

HAVE ALL BEEN UPDATED FOR LIFE IN 2020.

HAVE ALL BEEN UPDATED FOR LIFE IN 2020.

FOR EXAMPLE, SPIDERMAN IS NOW ULTRA CAUTIOUS BECAUSE OF

例を挙げれば、スパイダーマンは、今ではウルトラ・キュートな存在になっています。

UNDERLYING HEALTH ISSUES SPIDERMAN.

健康上の問題を抱えているスパイダーマン

THEN THERE IS THIS ONE THAT REALLY CAPTURES THE MOOD OF

THEN THERE IS THIS ONE THAT REALLY CAPTURES THE MOOD OF

WORKING FROM HOME THIS YEAR, IT'S SPONGEBOB SWEAT PANTS.

今年の在宅ワークは スポンジボブのスウェットパンツだ

>> IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD, TOM.

>> >> 景気は良くないわよ、トム。

NOT LOOKING GOOD, TOM AM YOU GOT ONE BALLOON TO SAVE IT BUT IT

NOT LOOKING GOOD, TOM AM YOU GOT ONE BALLOON TO SAVE IT BUT IT

MIGHT BE THE BALLOON TO SAY T ON THE WORD PLAY ALONE, AND IT IS A

MIGHT BE THE BALLOON TO SAY T ON THE WORD PLAY ALONE, AND IT IS A

GOOD THING THERE IS NO CROWD AT THE PARADE BECAUSE THIS ONE

パレードに人混みがなくてよかったわね

WOULD TERRIFY LITTLE CHILDREN, IT'S RUDY BALLOON-IANI.

WOULD TERRIFY LITTLE CHILDREN, IT'S RUDY BALLOON-IANI.

(APPLAUSE)

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