WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

あなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

AND, FOLKS, I AM STILL RIDING A NATURAL HIGH OFF OF LAST NIGHT'S

そして、皆さん、私はまだ昨夜の天然ハイに乗っています

INTERVIEW WITH BARACK OBAMA.

INTERVIEW WITH BARACK OBAMA.

IT WAS SUBSTANTIVE, SILLY, AND SOMEBODY BROUGHT THE ROCK TO THE

渋くて、不機嫌で、誰かがロックを吹き込んだ。

RIM.

RIMです。

DOESN'T MATTER WHO HAD THE LIQUID GRACE OF A MID-'90s

90年代半ばのリキッド・グレイスを持っていた人が誰であろうと関係ない

JORDAN.

ジョーダン

THE IMPORTANT THING-- AND THIS IS TRUE-- THAT WAS

重要なのは...これは真実だ...それは...

20 MINUTES OF INTERVIEW.

20分間のインタビュー。

WE TALKED FOR 100 MINUTES.

100分間話しました。

THERE IS 80 MINUTES OF INTERVIEW JUST AS GOOD AS THAT, 35 MINUTES

80分のインタビューがありますが、それと同じように35分のインタビューがあります。

OF WHICH WE WILL BE SHOWING ON ON'RE ON MONDAY?

OF WHICH WE WILL BE SHOWING ON ON'RE ON MONDAY?

ON MONDAY, FOR OUR EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL:

ON MONDAY, FOR OUR EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL:

ON MONDAY, FOR OUR EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL:

ON MONDAY, FOR OUR EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL:

THE OTHER 45 MINUTES WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ETCHED ONTO A GOLDEN

残りの45分は金色に刻まれています

DISK, WHICH THEN WILL BE SHOT INTO SPACE SO FUTURE

DISK, WHICH THEN WILL BE SHOT INTO SPACE SO FUTURE

CIVILIZATIONS WILL KNOW WHEN TELEVISION PEAKED OR PUT IT OUT

CIVILIZATIONS WILL KNOW WHEN TELEVISION PEAKED OR PUT IT OUT

ON LIKE 45 TIKTOKS.

ON LIKE 45 TIKTOKS。

BUT THAT WAS LAST NIGHT.

でもそれは最後の夜だった

AND, TODAY, THE PRESIDENT STILL REFUSES TO CONCEDE, THE

そして、今日、大統領はまだ譲歩することを拒否しています。

PRESIDENT-ELECT HAS BEGUN HIS TRANSITION, AND PEOPLE ARE BEING

PRESIDENT-ELECT HAS BEGUN HIS TRANSITION, AND PEOPLE ARE BEING

ASKED TO CURTAIL THEIR THANKSGIVING PLANS BECAUSE THE

ASKED TO CURTAIL THEIR THANKSGIVING PLANS BECAUSE THE

PANDEMIC CONTINUES TO RAGE.

PANDEMIC CONTINUES TO RAGE.

SO I'M NOT GOING TO GET SHIEPY OBJECTS OUT THERE.

SO I'M NOT GOING TO GET SHIEPY OBJECTS OUT THERE.

I'M GOING TO STAY FOCUSED ON THE STORY-- A WEIRD MONOLITH WAS

私は物語に集中しています 変なモノリスがいました

FOUND IN THE UTAH DESERT.

ユタ州の砂漠で発見された

OOH, SHINY!

おー、シャイニー！

WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

IS IT ALIENS MAKING FIRST CONTACT?

IS IT ALIENS MAKING FIRST CONTACT?

IS IT A SITE-SPECIFIC ART INSTALLATION THAT EXAMINES THE

それは、サイトに特化したアートの設置であり、そのサイトを調査しています。

DYNAMIC TENSION BETWEEN MAN AND NATURE?

人間と自然の間の動的緊張？

OR IS IT A REALLY POORLY INSTALLED STAINLESS STEEL

それは本当に不適切にインストールされたステンレス鋼ですか？

BACKSPLASH?

バックフラッシュ？

UTAH IS THE ULTIMATE OPEN-CONCEPT KITCHEN.

UTAHは究極のオープンコンセプトキッチンです。

NOW, THERE'S A LOT OF SPECULATION ABOUT THIS MYSTERY

NOW, THERE'S A LOT OF SPECULATION ABOUT THIS MYSTERY

PLINTH, SO WE'RE GOING TO DIVE IN WITH OUR VERY FIRST

PLINTH 最初の一本目を持って 飛び込みます

MONOLITH-THEMED MONOLOGUE, WHICH WE'RE CALLING

モノリスをテーマにしたモノローグと呼んでいるもの

♪ ♪ ♪ >> THE MONO-LOGUE

♪ ♪ ♪ >> THE MONO-LOGUE

>> Stephen: THAT IS ACTUALLY A LONGER INTRO THAN THE SPECIAL

>> スティーブン：それは実際には特別な長い紹介文です。

WITH OBAMA ON MONDAY.

WITH OBAMA ON MONDAY.

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED: A CREW FROM THE UTAH DIVISION OF

こんなことがありましたユタ州警察局のクルーが

WILDLIFE RESOURCES WAS SURVEYING THE AREA, COUNTING BIGHORN SHEEP

野生生物資源は、地域を調査し、オオヒツジを数えていました。

BY HELICOPTER.

BY HELICOPTER.

INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS JOB: YOU HAVE TO FLY THE CHOPPER,

INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS JOB: YOU HAVE TO FLY THE CHOPPER,

COUNT THE SHEEP, AND NOT FALL ASLEEP.

子羊を数えて、眠りに落ちるな。

WE'VE LOST A LOT OF GOOD SHEEP COUNTERS THAT WAY.

WE'VE LOST A LOT OF GOOD SHEEP COUNTERS THAT WAY.

THESE PEOPLE IN THE HELICOPTER, THEY NOTICED THE MONOLITH,

ヘリコプタにいた人たちは、モノリスに気づいていた。

BECAUSE, ACCORDING TO ONE UTAH WILDLIFE SPOKESMAN, "WE FLY

なぜなら、あるユタ州の野生生物学者の言葉を借りれば、「私たちは飛ぶ」ということになるからです。

PRETTY LOW FOR THESE SURVEYS SO WE CAN IDENTIFY THE GENDER OF

これらの調査ではかなり低いので、性別を特定することができます。

THE SHEEP."

"THE SHEEP"

HANG ON.

HANG ON.

YEAH, OKAY, ALIEN MONOLITH, BUT...

イェーイ、オーケー、エイリアンモノリス、でも...

YOU CAN TELL A SHEEP'S GENDER FROM A HELICOPTER?

ヘリコプタから子羊の性別がわかるのか？

NOW WE KNOW WHY THEY'RE CALLED "BIG HORN!"

"ビッグホーン "と呼ばれる理由が分かった！

( LAUGHTER ) AH!

( LAUGHTER ) AH!

THE CREW LANDED FOR A CLOSER INSPECTION.

クルーが上陸して詳細な検査を行いました。

HERE THEY ARE, DOING THIS FOR SOME REASON.

彼らはここにいる 何か理由があってこれをしている

AND WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF MAN'S FIRST CONTACT WITH THE MONOLITH.

AND WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF MAN'S FIRST CONTACT WITH THE MONOLITH.

>> OKAY, THE INTREPID EXPLORERS GO DOWN TO INVESTIGATE THE ALIEN

>> OKAY, THE INTREPID EXPLORERS GO DOWN TO INVESTIGATE THE ALIEN

LIFE FORM.

"生命形態

( LAUGHS ) >> SO, THEY'VE CUT IT IN.

( LAUGHS ) >> だから、カットインしたんだよ。

>> THEY'VE CUT IT IN?

>> カットインしたのか？

>> OKAY, WHO DOES THIS KIND OF STUFF?

>> わかった、誰がこんなことをするんだ？

( LAUGHS ) >> HOLD ON.

( LAUGHS ) >> HOLD ON.

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: WOW.

>> スティーブンうわー。

THAT IS ONE LOW-KEY REACTION TO POTENTIALLY DISCOVERING ALIEN

それは、エイリアンの発見の可能性に対する一つのローキーな反応です。

LIFE.

LIFE.

"HUH, WHAT'S THAT?

"HUH, WHAT'S THAT?

A TRACTOR BEAM PULLING ME UP TO THE BELLY OF THE SHIP?

トラクタービームで船の底まで引っ張られるのか？

WHAT IS THAT A PROBE IN YOUR HAND?

手に持っているプローブは何ですか？

HA, WHAT IS THAT, A TRACTOR BEAM WHO DOES THAT KIND OF STUFF?

HA、それは何ですか、誰がそんなことをするトラクタービーム？

GARY, ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

GARY, ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

WHOOPS, MY BONES ARE LIQUID NOW."

おっと、私の骨は液状になっている。"

TH THERE ARE NON-ALIEN THEORIES AS

TH THERE ARE NON-ALIEN THEORIES AS

TO HOW THIS MONOLITH GOT TO A REMOTE REGION OF UTAH'S DESERT

ユタ州の砂漠の辺境地域へのモノリスの行き方について

THAT'S CLOSED OFF TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC.

一般人は立ち入り禁止です。

SOME THINK IT COULD'VE BEEN A ROGUE ARTIST OR A LEFTOVER MOVIE

SOME THINK IT COULD'VE BEEN A ROGUE ARTIST OR A LEFTOVER MOVIE

PROP.

PROP.

ACCORDING TO ONE DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC SAFETY SPOKESMAN, THE

公安委員会の見解によると

MONOLITH APPEARED TO BE MADE OF STAINLESS STEEL, PUT TOGETHER

モノリスはステンレス鋼で作られているように見えたが、それを組み合わせて作られている。

"WITH HUMAN-MADE RIVETS."

"WITH HUMAN-MADE RIVETS"

OKAY, BUT RIDDLE ME THIS: WHAT HUMAN REFERS TO THEM AS

OKAY, BUT RIDDLE ME THIS: WHAT HUMAN REFERS TO THEM AS

"HUMAN-MADE RIVETS?" WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT

"人間が作ったリベット？その名前は？

SPOKESMAN, "NICK STREET?" CLEARLY A PANICKED GALACTIC

"ニック・ストリート？"明らかにパンクしたガラクティック

TRAVELER MAKING HIS NAME UP ON THE SPOT!

その場で自分の名前を出すトラベラー

( ALIEN VOICE ) "MY NAME IS NICK...

( ALIEN VOICE ) "MY NAME IS NICK...

STREET.

通りだ

MY WIFE IS... HONDA...

私の妻は...本田...

MAILBOX.

MAILBOX。

SHE WEARS HUMAN-MADE SHOES."

"SHE WEARS WEARS HUMAN-MADE SHOES"

WHAT MAKES THIS EVEN MORE MYSTERIOUS IS THAT AUTHORITIES

これをさらに不思議なものにしているのは、権威があるということだ。

POINT OUT "THERE ARE ROADS CLOSE BY, BUT TO HAUL THE MATERIALS TO

指摘 "近くに道路があるが、材料を運ぶためには、近くにある。

CUT INTO THE ROCK AND HAUL THE METAL-- WHICH IS TALLER THAN 12

岩に切り込みを入れて金属を運ぶ - 12の高さがある

FEET IN SECTIONS-- TO DO ALL THAT IN THAT REMOTE SPOT IS

断面の足...その場所ですべてを行うには

DEFINITELY INTERESTING."

DEFINITELY INTERESTING."

"INTERESTING"?

"INTERESTING"?

IT'S MORE THAN INTERESTING!

IT'S MORE THAN INTERESTING!

THIS IS THE FIRST 15 MINUTES OF A SCI-FI MOVIE.

THIS IS THE FIRST 15 MINUTES OF A SCI-FI MOVIE.

NEXT, WE'RE GOING TO MEET THE ATTRACTIVE YOUNG GEOLOGIST

NEXT, WE'RE GOING TO MEET THE ATTRACTIVE YOUNG GEOLOGIST

PLAYED BY ZENDAYA, WHO GETS SENT OUT THERE TO STUDY THE MONOLITH

PLAYED BY ZENDAYA, WHO GETS SENT OUT THERE TO STUDY THE MONOLITH

WITH CURMUDGEONLY PROFESSOR PAUL GIAMATTI AND A RUGGED, DISTANT,

カーマッジオンリー教授のPAUL GIAMATTIとラギングした遠目の人と一緒に。

YET KIND METALLURGIST PLAYED BY CHRIS PINE.

クリス・パインが演じたYET KIND METALLURGIST。

LOOK, I ALREADY-- I ALREADY HAVE HALF OF IT WRITTEN!

いいか、俺はまだ...まだ半分は書いてあるんだ！

CALL ME, MONOLITH!

"モノリス "と呼んでくれ！

BY THE WAY, THE MONOLITH IS PLAYED BY VIN DIESEL.

BY THE WAY, THE MONOLITH IS PLAYED BY VIN DIESEL.

IN POST-ELECTION ELECTION NEWS, REALITY KEEPS MOVING FORWARD.

選挙後の選挙ニュースでは、現実は前に進み続けています。

WITH THE ARROW OF TIME.

WITH THE ARROW OF TIME.

YESTERDAY, OFFICIALS IN BOTH PENNSYLVANIA AND NEVADA

YESTERDAY, OFFICIALS IN BOTH PENNSYLVANIA AND NEVADA

CERTIFIED THAT JOE BIDEN WON THEIR STATES.

ジョー・バイデンが州を制したことを証明しました。

EVEN THE WHITE HOUSE SEEMS TO BE RECEIVING THE MESSAGE, BECAUSE

ホワイトハウスでさえもメッセージを受け取っているように見える、なぜならば。

THEY OFFICIALLY SIGNED OFF ON JOE BIDEN GETTING THE

THEY OFFICIALLY SIGNED OFF ON JOE BIDEN GETTING THE

PRESIDENT'S DAILY BRIEF.

大統領のデイリー・ブリーフィングです

WELL THAT'S GOING TO BE A NICE CHANGE OF PACE

これはいいペースの変化になりそうだな

FOR THE BRIEFERS TO GIVE A LIST OF NATIONAL SECURITY THREATS TO

国家安全保障上の脅威のリストを提供するブリーフィングのために

A PRESIDENT WHO'S NOT ON IT.

大統領はそれに参加していない

BUT IT MIGHT BE TOUGH FOR BIDEN, BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT'S DAILY

BUT IT MIGHT BE TOUGH FOR BIDEN, BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT'S DAILY

BRIEFING IS OFTEN TAILORED TO THE PRESIDENT CURRENTLY IN

説明は、現在の大統領に合わせて行われることが多いです。

OFFICE.

OFFICE.

WE ACTUALLY HAVE A COPY OF THE BRIEFING THAT WAS MADE FOR THE

私たちは実際に、このために作られた説明書のコピーを持っています。

CURRENT PRESIDENT: LET'S SEE THIS, JIM.

見てみましょう、ジム

LET'S SEE, THIS ONE MEANS...

えーと、これが意味するのは...

GREAT DANE-JER.

GREAT DANE-JER.

UN-REST IN EYE-RACK.

UN-REST IN EYE-RACK.

( LAUGHTER ) YEAH, YEAH.

( LAUGHTER ) YEAH, YEAH.

IT'S FOR-- IT'S FOR THE PRESIDENT.

それは...それは大統領のためだ

YOU GOT TO PUT THE BOOBS IN, OR HE WON'T PAY ATTENTION.

お前がボブスを入れろ さもなければ彼は注意を払わない

BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THE PRESIDENT WANTS TO ENJOY ABUSING HIS

しかし、それは、大統領が彼を虐待することを 楽しもうとしているように見える。

OFFICE RIGHT UP UNTIL THE BITTER END, BECAUSE THIS AFTERNOON, HE

OFFICE RIGHT UP UNTIL THE BITTER END, BECAUSE THIS AFTERNOON, HE

TWEETED, "IT IS MY GREAT HONOR TO ANNOUNCE THAT GENERAL

ツイッターでは、"将軍を発表するのは大変名誉なことです。

MICHAEL T. FLYNN HAS BEEN GRANTED A FULL PARDON.

マイケル・T・フラインに完全な恩赦が与えられました。

CONGRATULATIONS TO @GENFLYNN AND HIS WONDERFUL FAMILY.

CONGRATULATIONS TO @GENFLYNN AND HIS WONDERFUL FAMILY.

I KNOW YOU WILL NOW HAVE A TRULY FANTASTIC THANKSGIVING!"

I KNOW YOU WILL NOW HAVE A TRULY FANTASTIC THANKSGIVING!"

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, BUT I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

信じられないけど 知っておくべきだったわ

KIND OF SUSPICIOUS ABOUT YESTERDAY'S TURKEY PARDON.

KIND OF SUSPICIOUS ABOUT YESTERDAY'S TURKEY PARDON.

BUT THANKSGIVING IS A PERFECT DAY TO PARDON FLYNN.

でも感謝祭はフリンを許すのに最適な日です。

AFTER ALL, IT'S ALL ABOUT TURKEY-- THE COUNTRY HE WAS

AFTER ALL, IT'S ALL ABOUT TURKEY-- THE COUNTRY HE WAS

BEING PAID TO REPRESENT SECRETLY WHILE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE

金をもらって秘密裏に代表をしていたのに

WORKING FOR AMERICA.

"アメリカのために働く

STILL, IT'S IN KEEPING WITH TRADITION WITH THE FIRST

STILL, IT'S IN KEEPING WITH TRADITION WITH THE FIRST

THANKSGIVING, WHEN THE PILGRIMS AND NATIVE AMERICANS CAME

ピルグリムとネイティブアメリカンが来た時の感謝祭

TOGETHER IN HARMONY TO ESTABLISH A SECRET BACK-CHANNEL WITH THE

健全な関係の下で、秘密の裏チャンネルを確立するために

RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR AND THEN LIE ABOUT IT TO THE F.B.I.

ロシア大使になってFBIに嘘をつく

OR AS THEY CALLED IT, MAIZE.

"マイゼ "と呼ばれていました

THE PRESIDENT ISSUED THE PARDON DESPITE THE FACT THAT BACK IN

THE PRESIDENT ISSUED THE PARDON DESPITE THE FACT THAT BACK IN

2017, HE TWEETED THIS: "I HAD TO FIRE GENERAL FLYNN

2017年、彼はこれをツイートしました。"I HAD TO FIRE GENERAL FLYNN" "I HAD TO FIRE GENERAL FLYNN

BECAUSE HE LIED TO THE VICE PRESIDENT AND THE F.B.I.

副大統領とFBIに嘘をついたからだ

HE HAS PLED GUILTY TO THOSE LIES."

"彼はその嘘に罪を犯した"

SURE, HE LIED TO THE F.B.I. AND PLEAD GUILTY TO IT, BUT CAN YOU

確かに 彼はFBIに嘘をついて 罪を認めた でも あなたは？

REALLY TRUST THAT CONFESSION?

本当にその信念を信じているのか？

THE GUY IS AN ADMITTED LIAR!

あの男は嘘つきだ！

FLYNN HAD ILLEGAL CONVERSATIONS WITH THE RUSSIANS AND THEN LIED

FLYNN HAD ILLEGAL CONVERSATIONS WITH THE RUSSIANS AND THEN LIED

TO THE F.B.I. ABOUT THEM.

彼らについてのFBIに。

TWO WRONGS MAY NOT MAKE A RIGHT, BUT THIS PRESIDENT IS DETERMINED

TWO WRONGS MAY NOT MAKE A RIGHT, BUT THIS PRESIDENT IS DETERMINED

TO FIND OUT HOW MANY DO.

TO FIND OUT HOW MANY DO.

SO THE PRESIDENT IS CERTAINLY ACTING LIKE A GUY WHOSE DAYS ARE

大統領は、明らかに、日々を過ごしている男のように行動しています。

NUMBERED, BUT HE HAS NOT CONCEDED.

数は多いが、彼は譲歩していない。

I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON THE LATEST DETAILS OF THIS NEVER-CHANGING

I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON THE LATEST DETAILS OF THIS NEVER-CHANGING

STORY IN TONIGHT'S: >> GOBBLE, GOBBLE!

今夜の記事>> ゴブル、ゴブル！

I SUSPECT FOWL PLAY!

ファウルプレイを疑う！

GOBBLE, GOBBLE!

ゴブル、ゴブル！

I'M PRESIDENT, AND THERE'S STUFFING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

俺が大統領だ お前ができることがあるんだ！

GOBBLE, GOBBLE!" >> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE

ゴブル！ゴブル！ゴブル！>> "白からの道

HOUSE!" >> Stephen: TODAY, THE PRESIDENT

"ハウス！">> スティーブン今日、大統領は

WAS SUPPOSED TO ATTEND THE LATEST FRAUD-FEST STARRING

WAS SUPPOSED TO ATTEND THE LATEST FRAUD-FEST STARRING

ALLEGED ATTORNEY AND PAGAN PRIEST SUMMONING THE NORSE GOD

疑惑の弁護士と北欧の神を称賛する異教徒の聖職者

OF DENTISTRY, RUDY GIULIANI.

歯学博士のルーディ・ジュリアーニです。

GIULIANI WAS HOLDING AN EVENT WITH PENNSYLVANIA REPUBLICAN

ペンシルバニア共和国とのイベントを開催していました。

STATE SENATORS, BUT IT WASN'T AN OFFICIAL SENATE HEARING, BECAUSE

上院議員の公聴会ではありませんでしたが

THEY WERE HOLDING IT AT A HOTEL, NOT AT THE STATE CAPITOL.

州議事堂ではなくホテルで開催していました

YEAH, IT'S NOT AN OFFICIAL EVENT.

YEAH, IT'S NOT AN OFFICIAL EVENT.

IT WAS MORE OF A FRAUD-FAN CONVENTION.

IT WAS MORE OF A FRAUD-FAN CONVENTION.

THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED IT "ELECTION CON-CON."

THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED IT "ELECTION CON-CON."

THE PRESIDENT EXPRESSED STRONG INTEREST IN JOINING GIULIANI

THE PRESIDENT EXPRESSED STRONG INTEREST IN JOINING GIULIANI

FOR THE TRIP, HIS FIRST OUTSIDE OF THE WASHINGTON AREA SINCE

FOR THE TRIP, HIS FIRST OUTSIDE OF THE WASHINGTON AREA SINCE

ELECTION DAY-- HIS FIRST, BUT NOT HIS LAST.

ELECTION DAY-- HIS FIRST, BUT NOT HIS LAST.

BUT THIS MORNING, AS EVERYONE WAS GETTING SET TO DEPART FOR

しかし、今朝、誰もが出発の準備をしていたように

PENNSYLVANIA, THE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCED THAT THE TRIP HAD BEEN

ペンシルバニア州、ホワイトハウスは旅行の実施を発表した

CANCELED, POSSIBLY BECAUSE AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE CLOSE TO

キャンセルされる可能性があるのは、少なくとも2人の親しい人がいるからです。

GIULIANI HAVE CONTRACTED COVID-19.

GIULIANI HAVE CONTRACTED COVID-19.

NOW, NO ONE KNOWS EXACTLY HOW THE STAFFERS GOT THE VIRUS.

スタッフがどうやってウィルスを手に入れたのかは 誰にも分からない

POSSIBLY THEY CAUGHT IT FROM SOMEONE IN THE PRESIDENT'S INNER

大統領の内部の誰かから 取ったのかもしれない

CIRCLE.

サークル

OR IT IS POSSIBLE THEY GOT IT BECAUSE IT WAS THE WILL OF THE

または、それは、それが意志であったので、彼らはそれを得た可能性があります。

MONOLITH!

モノリス！

NOW, DESPITE THE POSITIVE TEST, GIULIANI WENT TO PENNSYLVANIA

肯定的なテストにもかかわらず ジュリアーニは ペンシルバニアに行った

ANYWAY, AND DURING THE "HEARING," THE PRESIDENT CALLED

とにかく、"公聴会 "の最中に、大統領はこう呼びました。

JENNA ELLIS, ONE OF THE OTHER LAWYERS, AND SHE HELD HIM UP TO

ジェナ・エルリスは他の弁護士の一人で、彼を逮捕しました。

THE MIC: >> I REALLY APPRECIATE BEING

THE MIC: >> I REALLY APPRECIATE BEING

ASKED TO SPEAK, AND I'M IN THE OVAL OFFICE RIGHT NOW, AND IT'S

ASKED TO SPEAK, AND I'M IN THE OVAL OFFICE RIGHT NOW, AND IT'S

VERY INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.

VERY INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.

>> Stephen: I'M NOT SAYING THE PRESIDENT HAS GIVEN UP ON THE

>> スティーブン: 私は、大統領がその上で放棄したとは言っていません。

IDEA OF OVERTURNING THE ELECTION, BUT I WILL POINT OUT

選挙をひっくり返すという考えだが、私は指摘する。

HE IS LITERALLY PHONING IT IN.

彼は文字通り電話をかけてきたのよ

AS I SAID, THIS IS OUR COUNTRY'S FIRST COVID THANKSGIVING, AND

AS I SAID, THIS IS OUR COUNTRY'S FIRST COVID THANKSGIVING, AND

THE EXPERTS ARE URGING US TO MAKE IT OUR SAFEST THANKSGIVING

エキスパートたちは、私たちの最も安全な感謝祭を実現するために、私たちに呼びかけています。

EVER BY NOT GATHERING OR TRAVELING.

集まることも旅をすることもしないで

OR AS ONE CALIFORNIA OFFICIAL PUT IT: JUST SAY "NO" TO FAMILY

OR AS ONE CALIFORNIA OFFICIAL PUT IT: JUST SAY "NO" TO FAMILY

THANKSGIVING.

THANKSGIVINGです。

"JUST SAY NO"?

"JUST SAY NO"？

I WOULDN'T USE THE ANTI-DRUG SLOGAN.

私は、抗尿毒薬のスロガンを使用しないだろう。

NOW KIDS ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE THANKSGIVING IN SECRET UNDER THE

NOW KIDS ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE THANKSGIVING IN SECRET UNDER THE

BLEACHERS.

BLEACHERS.

THEY'RE GOING TO BE HUFFING STUFFING!

ハッフィング・スタッフィングになるんだ！

YOU CAN TELL FROM THE CRANBERRY RING.

クランベリーの指輪でわかるのよ

ONE HOME WHERE THEY SHOULD BE REALLY CAREFUL THIS HOLIDAY

ホリデーに本当に気をつけなければならない場所の一つの家。

SEASON IS THE WHITE HOUSE.

SEASON IS THE WHITE HOUSE。

EVER SINCE ELECTION DAY, THE WHITE HOUSE HAS BEEN CIRCULATING

EVER SINCE ELECTION DAY, THE WHITE HOUSE HAS BEEN CIRCULATING

TWO THINGS: FAKE CASES OF VOTER FRAUD AND REAL CASES OF

二つのこと。投票者の不正の偽装事件と実際の事件です

CORONAVIRUS.

コロナビラス

SO FAR, AT LEAST 45 PEOPLE CONNECTED TO THE WHITE HOUSE

これまでのところ、少なくとも45人がホワイトハウスに接続されています。

HAVE CONTRACTED THE VIRUS.

HAVE CONTRACTED THE VIRUS.

RECENT CASES INCLUDE MARK MEADOWS, BEN CARSON, COREY

最近の事件には マーク・メドウズ ベン・カーソン コーリーが含まれます

LEWANDOWSKI, AND DON JR., ALL OF WHOM TESTED POSITIVE AFTER

レワンドウスキー、ドンJR、全員が陽性反応を示した後に

ATTENDING AN ELECTION-NIGHT WATCH PARTY IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

ATTENDING AN ELECTION-NIGHT WATCH PARTY IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

OBVIOUSLY, THEY ALL SHOULD HAVE WORN A MASK, AND KEPT A SIX-FOOT

OBVIOUSLY, THEY ALL SHOULD HAVE WORN A MASK, AND KEPT A SIX-FOOT

DISTANCE BETWEEN THEIR LIPS AND THE PRESIDENT'S BUTT.

DISTANCE BETWEEN THEIR LIPS AND THE PRESIDENT'S BUTT.

WELL, THE WHITE HOUSE HAS LEARNED THEIR LESSON FROM THE

さて、ホワイトハウスは教訓を学びました

ELECTION-NIGHT PARTY: HAVE A DIFFERENT KIND OF PARTY,

ELECTION-NIGHT PARTY：パーティーの異なる種類を持っています。

BECAUSE THE WHITE HOUSE IS PLANNING HOLIDAY PARTIES INDOORS

ホワイトハウスが屋内で ホリデーパーティーを計画しているからだ

DESPITE THE PANDEMIC.

DESPITE THE PANDEMIC.

WELL, THEY HAVE TO HAVE THE PARTIES!

WELL, THEY HAVE TO HAVE THE PARTIES!

RUDY'S ALREADY MADE A BATCH OF DELICIOUS HOLIDAY HEAD-NOG!

ルディーズが作ってくれたんだよ。

BUT THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

BUT THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

FOOD WILL BE "INDIVIDUALLY PLATED BY CHEFS AT

FOOD WILL BE "INDIVIDUALLY PLATED BY CHEFS AT

PLEXIGLASS-PROTECTED FOOD STATIONS," AND "ALL PASSED

PLEXIGLASS-PROTECTED FOOD STATIONS," AND "ALL PASSED

BEVERAGES WILL BE COVERED."

BEVERAGES WILL BE COVERED."

SO, THE C.D.C. HAS FINALLY ACHIEVED SIZZLER SALAD BAR AND

対策本部はついに サラダバーのサイズアップを達成しました

SIPPY CUP TECHNOLOGY.

SIPPY CUP TECHNOLOGY。

BUT NO MATTER HOW MANY PRECAUTIONS THEY TAKE, THERE'S

BUT NO MATTER HOW MANY PRECAUTIONS THEY TAKE, THERE'S

ALWAYS SOME RISK.

常に多少のリスクがある

SO THE WHITE HOUSE WARNED INVITEES THAT "ATTENDING THE

白人館は招待客に「参加する」ことを警告した。

PARTIES WILL BE A VERY PERSONAL CHOICE."

"パーティーは非常に個人的な選択である"

YES, IT IS AN IMPORTANT PERSONAL CHOICE, REMINDS ME OF THAT

そう、それは重要な個人的な選択であり、私にそのことを思い出させてくれます。

ROBERT FROST POEM: "TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A YELLOW WOOD, AND I

ロバート・フロストの詩「黄色の木の中で分かれた二つの道、そして私」。

TOOK THE ONE WITHOUT COVID.

TOOK THE ONE WITHOUT COVID.

BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT."

"バカじゃないから"