TRAVEL THIS PAST THURSDAY.

過去の木曜日に旅をする。

THEY'RE SAYING STAY HOME, RESIST TRAVELING LONG DISTANCES FOR

家にいて 長距離移動に抵抗して...

LARGE FAMILY FEASTS.

LARGE FAMILY FEASTS.

>> THIS YEAR COVID 19 IS FORCING AMERICANS TO MAKE THE TOUGH

>> THIS YEAR COVID 19 IS FORCING AMERICANS TO MAKE THE TOUGH

DECISIONS TO SKIP THEIR FAMILY'S THANKSGIVING GATHERINGS.

DECISIONS TO SKIP THEIR FAMILY'S THANKSGIVING GATHERINGS.

WHILE PUMPKIN PIE AND FOOTBALL CAN STILL BE ENJOYED FROM HOME,

一方では、パンパンパイとフットボールは、今でも自宅から楽しむことができます。

THANKSGIVING ISN'T THE SAME WITHOUT FAMILY.

THANKSGIVING ISN'T THE SAME WITHOUT FAMILY.

INTRODUCING BLOW UP CRAZY UNCLE.

INTRODUCING BLOW UP CRAZY UNCLE.

SIMPLY FILL HIM UP WITH AIR, ALONG WITH 10 OUNCES OF JIM

空気を入れて10オンスのJIMと一緒に

BEAM, AND LET CRAZY UNCLE DO THE REST.

ビーム、あとは狂ったおじさんに任せろ

>> WHY SHOULD GAGE BE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED WHEN WINDHAM WON'T

>> WHY SHOULD GAGE BE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED WHEN WINDHAM WON'T

EVEN TALK TO ME IN LINE AT THE CAR WASH?

洗車場でLINEで話しかけてくれる？

I PAID FOR THE HOT WAX.

ホットワックスの代金を払った

>> THANKSGIVING JUST WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT QUIETLY

>> THANKSGIVING JUST WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT QUIETLY

GRITTING YOUR TEETH AND PRAYING FOR IT TO BE OVER.

歯を噛み砕き、終わることを祈ること。

>> SO JOE BIDEN CAN CALL HIMSELF PRESIDENT-ELECT, BUT I CAN'T

>> >> ジョー・バイデンは大統領エレクトと呼べるが 私はできない...

CALL YOUR AUNT RONDA BECAUSE OF THE RESTRAINING ORDER?

CALL YOUR AUNT RONDA BECAUSE OF THE RESTRAINING ORDER?

DEEP STATE.

ディープステート

>> AND JUST LIKE YOUR ACTUAL CRAZY UNCLE, HE DOESN'T KNOW

>> そして、あなたの本当のキチガイおじさんのように、彼は何も知らないのです。

WHEN TO LEAVE.

離れるタイミング。

>> IT'S PRONOUNCED KAMALA.

>> IT'S PRONOUNCED KAMALA.

CASA BLANCA?

CASA BLANCA?

NO, IT'S KAMA, THEN LA.

いいえ、それはカマで、次にLAです。

KOOKABURRA?

コウカブラ？

YAHTZEE.

ヤハタゼ。

>> THIS IS SETTLERS OF CATAN.

>> これは「カタンの開拓者たち」です。

( BELCHES ) >> BLOWUP CRAZY UNCLE.

( BELCHES ) >> BLOWUP CRAZY UNCLE.

BECAUSE A FAMILY THAT INFLATES TOGETHER CELEBRATES TOGETHER.

膨張する家族は 共に祝うからだ

>> YOU KNOW ANY FEMALE SEX DOLLS YOU CAN SET ME UP WITH?

>> YOU KNOW ANY FEMALE SEX DOLLS YOU CAN SET ME UP WITH?

HELL, GIVE ME A BEACH BALL.

ビーチボールをくれ

I'M NOT PICKY.

私はピッキーじゃない

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