>> ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.

>> ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.

HERE'S HOW IT WORKSK I'M GOING TO QUIZ MEMBERS IN OUR STAFF,

ここでは、スタッフのメンバーにクイズを出します。

ABOUT THINGS THAT HAPPENED SO FAR IN THIS SHOW.

これまでの出来事について。

IF THEY ANSWER CORRECTLY THEY GET A PRIZE FRK THEY ANSWER

正しく答えれば賞品が貰えるぞ

WRONG THEY HAVE TO DROP WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND LEAVE THE

WRONG THEY HAVE TO DROP WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND LEAVE THE

STUDIO IMMEDIATELY.

STUDIO IMMEDIATELY.

IT'S A BIT OF FUN BUT THE EXCITEMENT IN THIS ROOM, LET ME

ちょっとした楽しみだけど、この部屋のワクワク感がたまらない。

TELL YOU IS PALPABLE. SO LET'S GET STARTED AND THE FIRST PERSON

TELL YOU IS PALPABLE. SO LET'S GET STARTED AND THE FIRST PERSON

WE WILL, LET'S GO TO STEVE LET'S GO TO STEVE.

俺達はやる スティーブの所へ行こう スティーブの所へ行こう

THIS WAY, STEVE, IF YOU GET IT WRONG CAN YOU LEAVE THE STUDIO

THIS WAY, STEVE, IF YOU GET IT WRONG CAN YOU LEAVE THE STUDIO

AND YOU KNOW, GET DRESSED FOR THE SHOW.

AND YOU KNOW, GET DRESSED FOR THE SHOW.

SO OKAY, STEVE, ARE YOU READY FOR YOU ARE YOUR QUESTION.

SO OKAY, STEVE, ARE YOU READY FOR YOU ARE YOUR QUESTION.

>> YES.

>> ＹＥＳ！＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞ＹＥＳ

>> James: OKAY, HERE WE GO, AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW I TEASED

>> ジェームスさて、ここからが本番です。

THAT BTS WILL BE ON LATER ON THE SHOW PERFORMING THEIR NEW SONG.

BTSが新曲を披露する番組に後から出演することを発表した。

WHAT WAS THAT SONG CALLED?

その歌は何と呼ばれていた？

NESS.

ネス。

>> I FEEL SOMETHING ABOUT LOVE.

>> 愛について何かを感じます。

>> James: THAT IS NOT THE TITLE.

>> ジェームスそれはタイトルではありません。

CAN I TELL YOU, LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE IF ARE YOU WRITE,

CAN I TELL YOU, LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE IF ARE YOU WRITE,

BTS WILL BE PERFORMING THEIR NEW SONG, LIFE GOES ON TONIGHT.

BTSは新曲「LIFE GOES ON TONIGHT」を披露します。

LIFE GOES ON, IT WAS NOT I FEEL SOMETHING ABOUT LOVE.

人生は続いている、それは私が愛についての何かを感じるのではなかった。

SO STEVE, YOU'VE LET YOURSELF DOWN.

SO STEVE, YOU'VE LET YOURSELF DOWN.

YOU'VE LET ALL OF US DOWN AND THAT WAS AT THE START OF THE

"私たちを降ろしてくれた" "それが始まりだった

SHOW WHEN YOU CHOSE TO COME TO THE SHOW DRESSED LIKE YOUR WIFE

SHOW WHEN YOU CHOSE TO COME TO THE SHOW DRESSED LIKE YOUR WIFE

HAD SAID CAN YOU NIP OUT AND BRAB SOME BREAD AND YOU SAID

あなたがニップアウトして、いくつかのパンとあなたが言ったことができます。

SURE, LET ME GRAB MY KEYS, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

そうだよ 鍵を取ってくるから すぐ戻るよ

SO NORMALLY REVIEWERS WILL KNOW WE MAKE AUDIENCE MEMBERS WHO

だから通常のレビュアーは、私たちは誰がオーディエンスのメンバーを作る知っているだろう

HAVE NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION SING THEIR WAY OUT OF THE STUDIO

HAVE NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION SING THEIR WAY OUT OF THE STUDIO

BUT WE CAN'T DO THAT FOR COVID REASONS, STEVE, SO YOU ARE GOING

でも、コヴィドの理由でできないのよ、スティーブ だから、あなたが行くのよ

TO HAVE TO DANCE OUT OF THE STUDIO INSTEAD. LOOK, HE'S

TO HAVE TO DANCE OUT OF THE STUDIO INSTEAD. LOOK, HE'S

LOVING IT.

気に入ってます。

SO I IN GOING TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE THE STUDIO TWERKING TO

SO I IN GOING TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE THE STUDIO TWERKING TO

BABY GOT BACK BY SIR MIX-A-LOT, OKAY, THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD

"赤ちゃんはミックスアロット卿に連れ戻された" "よし、こうあるべきだ

LOOK LIKE.

似ている。

♪ OKAY, STEVE, IT'S BEEN LOVELY KNOWING YOU, LET'S TBETD SOME

♪ OKAY, STEVE, IT'S BEEN LOVELY KNOWING YOU, LET'S TBETD SOME

NEWS MUSIC, STEVE, TWERK YOUR WAY OUT OF THE STUDIO.

NEWS MUSIC, STEVE, TWERK YOUR WAY OUT OF THE STUDIO.

I LAKE BIG BUTTS I CANNOT LIE.

I LAKE BIG BUTTS I CANNOT LIE.

♪ WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN.

♪WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN.

♪ WITH AN ITTY-BITTY WASTE AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE.

♪With an itty -bitty waste and a round things in your face.

♪ THE WHOLE WAY.

♪ THE WHOLE WAY.

>> James: YES, STEVE, GO.

>> ジェームズそうだ スティーブ 行け

THAT'S JUST-- .

それはただ...

♪ >> James: AND HE'S GONE WOW.

♪ >> ジェームズそして彼は消えた

S HAD'S REALLY NO WAY TO UNSEE THAT.

それを見る方法がなかったんだ

I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE EVER SEEN A MAN IN SORT OF MUSTARD

マスタードを着た男を見たことがあるかどうかわからない

CHAKIES, I DON'T THINK HAVE I EVER SEEN A MAN IN MUSTARD

CHAKIES, I DON'TINK I'DAVE I've seen a MAN IN MUSTARD

CHAKIES TAKE FOUR STEPS BACK AND THEN JUST BEND OVER, THERE WE

チェーキは4歩下がってから、前かがみになるだけで、そこに着地します。

GO.

GO.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

WHO SHOULD PLAY NEXT.

WHO SHOULD PLAY NEXT.

LET'S GO-- I'M GOING TO GO TO SUSAN, SUSAN.

行くぞ... スザンの所に行くぞ スザン

>> YEAH, SUSAN.

>> そうなんだよ、SUSAN。

>> James: SUSAN IS HERE, SHE WORKS IN THE SOUND DEPARTMENT SO

>> ジェームスSUSANはここにいます、彼女は音響部で働いています。

SHOULD HAVE BEEN LISTENING IN THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH.

SHOULD HAVE BEEN LISTENING IN THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH.

OKAY.

分かった

SUSAN, HERE'S YOUR QUESTION.

SUSAN, HERE'S YOUR QUESTION.

HERE IS A JOKE I TOLD MOMENTS AGO DURING THE MONOLOGUE.

これは昔、モノローグの時に話したジョークです。

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE SET UP.

セッティングをしてあげるわ

YOU WILL TELL ME THE PUNCH LINE, OKAY.

パンチラインを教えてくれ

>> OKAY.

>>OKAY。

>> James: HERE'S THE SET UP.

>> ジェームスここに設置されています。

ANY GOOD CONSPIRACY THEORIST WILL TELL YOU IF YOU WHAT.

ANY GOOD CONSPIRACY THEORIST WILL TELL YOU IF YOU WHAT.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>>知らないんだよ。

>> James: LET'S SEE.

>> ジェームズ見てみよう

>> I PAID ATTENTION BUT I MISSED THAT ONE.

>> >>注意はしていたが、その1つを見落としていた。

>> James: I DON'T BLAME YOU, IT WAS AVERAGE AT BEST.

>> ジェームズ君を責める気はないよ、せいぜい平均的だった。

LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE WHAT THE ANSWER WAS, CONSPIRACY

見てみよう 答えが何なのか見てみよう 陰謀だ

THEORISTS WILL TELL YOU IF YOU REARRANGE THE LETTERS IN SIDNEY

THEORISTS WILL TELL YOU IF YOU REARRANGE THE LETTERS IN SIDNEY

POWELL YOU GET NEEDY PILLOWS.

POWELL YOU GET NEEDY PILLOWS.

WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY A NOD TO THE MY PILLOW C.E.O. WHO INVENTED

WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY A NOD TO THE MY PILLOW C.E.O. WHO INVENTED

CORONAVIRUS TO DESTABILIZE THE NECK SUPPORT INDUSTRY.

CORONAVIRUS TO DESTABILIZE THE NECK SUPPORT INDUSTRY.

SUSAN YOU DID NOT GET THE NEEDY PILLOWS WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME

SUSAN YOU DID NOT GET THE NEEDY PILLOWS WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME

FOR YOU TO LEAVE THE STUDIO.

FOR YOU TO LEAVE THE STUDIO.

AND YOUR DANCE WILL BE, I WOULD LIKE SOME BALLET, SUSAN, ARE YOU

あなたのダンスは、私はボールがいいわ、スザン、あなたは？

GOING TO RE-CREATE THE NUTCRACKER SUITES, LET'S LOOK

ナットクラッカーのスーツを再現するために、見てみましょう。

♪ QUEUE THE MUSIC.

♪ QUEUE THE MUSIC.

CASEY, LIGHTS, SUSAN, WE WILL SEE YOU LATER.

ケイシー、ライト、スーザン、また後で会おう

OH, YES.

ああ、そうだ。

♪ WHAT?

♪ WHAT?

YES.

はい。

>> James: OH, COME ON NOW.

>> ジェームス今すぐ来いよ

♪ SUSAN.

♪ SUSAN.

(APPLAUSE) WOW.

(APPLAUSE) WOW.

I ABSOLUTELY GOT CHILLS.

I ABSOLUTELY GOT CHILLS.

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND WHAT WAS GREAT ABOUT THAT IS IT WORKED ON

美しいし、何が素晴らしかったかというと、それがうまく機能しているということです。

TWO COUNTS, ONE, IT WAS UTTERLY BEAUTIFUL, AND TWO IT JUST MADE

2つ数えて、1つは、それは非常に美しかった、そして2つは、それはちょうど作った。

STEVE'S ALL THE MORE PATHETIC.

STEVE'S ALL THE MORE PATHETIC.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY ROBYN, IS ROBYN HERE?

ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY ROBYN, IS ROBYN HERE?

WHERE IS ROBYN, IS HE THERE, IS HE BEHIND THE CRANE W OKAY.

WHERE IS ROBYN, IS HE THERE, IS HE BEHIND THE CRANE W OKAY.

ROB, HOW ARE YOU FEEL BEING THIS?

ロブ、どんな感じなんだ？

>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.

>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.

>> James: DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU PAID ATTENTION?

>> ジェームス気を遣ってくれたかな？

DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU PAID ATTENTION, ROB.

DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU PAID ATTENTION, ROB.

>> IT WAS A LONG MONO AND IT WENT ALL OVER THE PLACE.

>> それは長いモノで、あちこちに散らばっていました。

I'M NOT VERY CONFIDENT ABOUT THIS.

これについては、あまり自信がない。

>> James: SO LET'S TRY ANOTHER JOKE FROM THE MONOLOGUE.

>> ジェームスでは、モノローグのジョークをもう一回試してみましょう。

OKAY.

分かった

HERE IS THE SETUP.

ここにセットアップがあります。

I SHOWED THIS PHOTO OF BIDEN'S NOMINEE FOR SECRETARY OF STATE

国務長官候補のバイデンの写真を見せました

ANTHONY BLINKEN.

ANTHONY BLINKEN.

AND SAID IF NOTHING ELSE-- WHAT?

他に何もなければ...何？

>> SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF, HE'S FORGETTABLE SWRZ SOMETHING

>> >> 何かと言えば、彼は忘れられないSWRZの何かを。

ALONG THE LINESES OF FORGETTABLE.

フォーゲッタブルのラインに沿って。

>> IF NOTHING ELSE AT LEAST WE KNOW WHAT ZACH BRAFF WILL LOOK

>> もし何もなければ、ザックブラフがどのような姿をしているのかを知ることができます。

LIKE IN 15 YEARS.

LIKE IN 15 YEARS.

OH, ROB, WERE YOU CLOSE AND YET SO FAR.

ああ、ロブ、君はここまで近づいていたのか？

ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE THE STUDIO RECREATING SY GANGHAM

ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE THE STUDIO RECREATING SY GANGHAM

♪ OKAY, ROB, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO, LET'S GET SOME MUSIC,

♪ OKAY, ROB, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO, LET'S GET SOME MUSIC.

CASEY, LIGHTS, ROB, DANCE US OUT OF HERE.

CASEY, LIGHTS, ROB, DANCE US OUT OF HERE.

GANGHAM STYLE.

GANGHAM STYLE.

♪ WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP.

♪ WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP.

♪ GANGHAM STYLE.

♪ GANGHAM STYLE.

♪ WHOOP WHOOP.

♪ WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP.

♪ SNGSY LADY WHOOP WHOOP.

♪SNGSY LADY WHOOP WHOOP.

♪ THAT WAS WERE YOU PAYING A TENGMENT WHEN WE COME BACK WE'LL

"それはあなたの慰謝料だった" "私たちが戻ってくるときには" "私たちは戻ってくる

BE TALKING ABOUT MICHAEL J FOX, COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.

マイケル・J・フォックスの話をしてくれ、戻ってきてくれ、みんな。