字幕表 動画を再生する AI 自動生成字幕 字幕スクリプトをプリント 翻訳字幕をプリント 英語字幕をプリント >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! >> スティーブンヘイ、みんな! WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME! HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYE -- TO "A LATE SHOW." 君の目の中の泥はこれだ 「レイトショー」に I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. あなたのホストのステファン・コルバートです。 I'M VERY EXCITED. 私はとても興奮しています。 I'M ALSO A LITTLE TIRED BECAUSE I GOT UP WAY EARLY THIS MORNING I'M ALSO A LITTLE TIRED because I GOTAY EARLY TOGETHER THIS MORNING. AND INTERVIEWED BARACK OBAMA TODAY. AND INTERVIEWED BARACK OBAMA TODAY. THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME DRIVING NOW IS MY POST-OBAMA 私が今、車を運転しているのは、オバマ後の私のことだけです。 HIGH, JUST WHAT YOU WANT TO MAKE YOU HIGH, JUST WHAT YOU WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER AFTER A MAGA HANGOVER. FEEL BETTER AFTER A MAGA HANGOVER. ALSO KNOWN AS A COMBOVER. コンボバーとしても知られています。 IT WAS A GREAT INTERVIEW, AND IN -- JUST FRIENDS HANGING OUT, いいインタビューだったし、ただの友達同士のハングルだった。 MAN! 畜生! ( LAUGHTER ) IT WAS GOOD. ( LAUGHTER ) 良かったです。 IT WAS GOOD. 良かったです。 IN KEEPING WITH HIS LONG HISTORY OF PAUSES, I WILL BE AIRING 彼の長い苦悩の歴史に沿って、私は放送します。 THAT INTERVIEW... UH... THAT INTERVIEW...うっ... TOMORROW. 明日だ BUT OF COURSE WE HAVE A CURRENT PRESIDENT THAT DOESN'T WANT TO しかし、当然のことながら、私たちには望まない現職の大統領がいます。 BE A FORMER PRESIDENT. 元大統領になれ I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN ANOTHER EDITION OF OUR I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN ANOTHER EDITION OF OUR NEVER-ENDING SEGMENT: >> NO! NO! NEVER-ENDING SEGMENT.>> NO!ダメだ! HELP ME RUDY WAN GIULIANI, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE! 助けて ルディー・ワン・ジュリアーニ あなたは私の唯一の希望よ! MAY THE FRAUD BE WITH YOU ALWAYS. MAY THE FRAUD BE WITH YOU ALWAYS. >> Stephen: THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE! >> スティーブン:ホワイトハウスからの道! >> STEPHEN: THE PRESIDENT'S SLOW-MOVING COUP IS NOT GOING >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> WELL. まあね。 THIS AFTERNOON, THE MICHIGAN ELECTION BOARD CERTIFIED JOE 今日の午後、ミシガン州選挙管理委員会はジョーを認定しました。 BIDEN'S WIN IN THAT STATE. その州でのバイデンの勝利。 THEN, TONIGHT WE LEARNED THAT THE GENERAL SERVICES THEN, TONIGHT WE LEARNED THAT THE GENERAL SERVICES ADMINISTRATION INFORMED PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE アドミニストレーション・インフォーメーション・プレジデントエレクト・ジョー BIDEN THE ADMINISTRATION IS READY TO BEGIN THE FORMAL BIDEN THE ADMINISTRATION IS READY TO BEGINING THE FORMAL TRANSITION PROCESS, ACCORDING TO A LETTER FROM ADMINISTRATOR, 管理者からの手紙に従った移行プロセス。 EMILY MURPHY. EMILY MURPHY. SO IT'S OFFICIAL: OUR NEXT COMMANDER IN CHIEF WILL BE SO IT'S OFFICIAL: OUR NEXT COMMANDER IN CHIEF WILL BE PRESIDENT BIDEN. PRESIDENT BIDEN. WHICH MEANS SOMEWHERE, RUDY GIULIANI IS FILING A LAST-DITCH つまり どこかの国で ルーディ・ジュリアーニが 最後の土下座をしている... LEGAL CLAIM THAT OUR CURRENT PRESIDENT'S NAME HAS ALWAYS BEEN 現在の大統領の名前はずっと前からあったという法的主張 "JOE BIDEN." "ジョー・バイデン" EMILY MURPHY, WHO IS, AGAIN, THE HEAD OF THE G.S.A., WANTED TO エミリィ・マーフィーがまたしてもGSAのトップであり MAKE IT CLEAR THAT SHE WAS NOBODY'S PATSY, WRITING, "I WAS 「私は誰のパッツィだった」と書いていたことを はっきりさせてください NEVER DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY PRESSURED BY ANY EXECUTIVE 直接的にも間接的にも、いかなる幹部からも圧力をかけられないようにしてください。 BRANCH OFFICIAL, INCLUDING THOSE WHO WORK AT THE WHITE HOUSE OR 支部の役員、ホワイトハウスやホワイトハウスで働く者を含む。 G.S.A., WITH REGARD TO THE SUBSTANCE OR TIMING OF MY G.S.A.は、私の成分や時期に関して、 DECISION." "決断" ADDING, "ALSO, I'M THE ONE WHO LEFT A BAG OF ONION RINGS IN THE ADDING, "ALSO, I'M THE ONE WHO LEFT A BAG OF ONION RINGS IN THE THE STAGE BOTTOM DRAWER OF THE RESOLUTE DESK AND THEN FORGOT ABOUT IT SO 決議机の一番下の引き出しを見てから、そのことを忘れていた。 NOW THE WHOLE OVAL OFFICE SMELLS LIKE MOLDY NOW THE WHOLE OVAL OFFICE SMELLS LIKE MOLDY ONIONS." "タマネギ" THEN SOMETHING UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED, THE PRESIDENT MADE A それから考えられないようなことが起こり、大統領は、あることをしました。 REASONABLE STATEMENT TWEETING, "I WANT TO THANK EMILY MURPHY AT 合理的な声明ツイッター「エミリー・マーフィーに感謝します GSA FOR HER STEADFAST DEDICATION AND LOYALTY TO OUR COUNTRY. GSAのための彼女の安定した献身と私たちの国への忠誠。 I BELIEVE WE WILL PREVAIL! 私は私たちが勝つと信じています! NEVERTHELESS, IN THE BEST INTEREST OF OUR COUNTRY, I AM 我が国の最善の利益のために私は RECOMMENDING THAT EMILY AND HER TEAM DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE RECOMMENDING THAT EMILY AND HER TEAM DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE WITH REGARD TO INITIAL PROTOCOLS, AND HAVE TOLD MY TEAM 初期のプロトコールに関しては、私のチームに伝えました。 TO DO THE SAME. 同じことをする TURNS OUT, THIS WHOLE TIME, ALL HE HAD TO DO TO SOUND 結局、この時間は、音を出すためにしなければならなかったことがわかった。 PRESIDENTIAL WAS JUST NOT BE PRESIDENT ANYMORE. 大統領はもう大統領ではなかった ELSEWHERES, IN GEORGIA, OFFICIALS HAVE JUST COMPLETED A ELSEWHERES, IN GEORGIA, OFFICIALS HAVE JUST COMPLETED A HAND RECOUNT OF THE ENTIRE STATE AND CONFIRMED THAT JOE BIDEN HAND RECOUNT OF THE ENTIRE STATE AND CONFIRMED THAT JOE BIDEN WON. WONです。 SO THE PRESIDENT SAW THE WRITING ON THE WALL AND GRACIOUSLY ASKED SO THE PRESIDENT SAW THE WRITING ON THE WALL AND GRACIOUSLY ASKED GEORGIA FOR ANOTHER ELECTION RECOUNT. GEORGIA FOR ANOTHER ELECTION RECOUNT. HE WANTS THEM TO RECOUNT THE RECOUNT. HE WANTS THEM TO RECOUNT THE RECOUNT. MR. PRESIDENT, THINGS DON'T NECESSARILY GET BETTER WHEN YOU MR. PRESIDENT, THINGS DON'T NECESSARILY GET BETTER WHEN YOU ASK FOR A DO-OVER. "DO-OVER "をお願いします。 LOOK AT ERIC. エリックを見て I CAN'T REMEMBER A BIGGER SORE LOSER THAN THIS. こんなに大きな負け犬は覚えていない IT'S LIKE WHEN ALI KNOCKED OUT SONNY LISTON AND HE HELD UP THAT IT'S LIKE WHEN ALI KNOCKED OUT SONNY LISTON AND HE HELD UP THAT SIGN THAT SAID, "I ACTUALLY WON. "I ACTUALLY WON "と書かれたサイン。 BOXING FRAUD!" IN PENNSYLVANIA, A REPUBLICAN "ボクシング詐欺!"ペンシルバニア共和国では FEDERAL JUDGE DISMISSED THE CAMPAIGN'S LAWSUIT SEEKING TO 連邦裁判官は、キャンペーンの訴訟を棄却した。 THROW OUT NEARLY SEVEN MILLION PENNSYLVANIA VOTES, DECLARING 約7000万人のペニンシルバニアの投票を捨て、宣言する THAT THE PRESIDENT'S LAWYERS PRESENTED, "STRAINED LEGAL 大統領の弁護士が提示したのは、「拘束された法的」 ARGUMENTS WITHOUT MERIT AND SPECULATIVE ACCUSATIONS, MERITとSPECULATIVE ACCUSATIONSのない論争。 UNSUPPORTED BY EVIDENCE. 証拠に支えられていない IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THIS CANNOT JUSTIFY THE 米国では、これは正当化することはできません。 DISENFRANCHISEMENT OF A SINGLE VOTER, LET ALONE ALL THE VOTERS たった一人の有権者を棄権し、すべての有権者を一人にすること OF ITS SIXTH MOST POPULATED STATE." "第6番目に人口の多い州" DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE SURPRISED. 驚きの理由がわからない。 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE, RIGHT ON THE PRESIDENT'S HAT. それはいつもそこにあった大統領の帽子のすぐ上に MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. EXCEPT YOU, PENNSYLVANIA. ペニンシルバニア州の君以外はね SUCK IT WIT WHIZ!" DELICIOUS. "ウィズをくたばれ!"美味しい DELICIOUS. DELICIOUS. THIS LAWSUIT WAS ESSENTIALLY THE LAST MAJOR CASE SEEKING TO この訴訟は、この訴訟を求めていた最後の主要な事件であることは間違いありません。 THROW OUT OR BLOCK ENOUGH VOTES THAT COULD SWING A KEY STATE IN THROW OUT OR BLOCK ENOUGH VOTES THAT COULD SWING A KEY STATE IN THE PRESIDENT'S FAVOR. THE PRESIDENT'S FAVOR. BUT THE POTUS FOR NOT MUCH MO-TUS HAD THIS DEFIANT しかし、大統領はこのようなdefiantを持っていなかったMU-TUSのための。 STATEMENT: >> IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND. 声明>> ただの肉の傷です。 >> STEPHEN: THE PRESIDENT'S LEGAL TEAM IMMEDIATELY APPEALED >> STEPHEN: THE PRESIDENT'S LEGAL TEAM IMMEDIATELY APPEALED ON SUNDAY BUT LEGAL EXPERTS SAY THE APPEAL'S CHANCES OF SUCCESS ON SUNDAY BUT LEGAL EXPERTS SAY THE APPEAL'S CHANCES OF SUCCESS ARE INCONCEIVABLE. ARE INCONCEIVABLE. COINCIDENTALLY, THAT WAS ALSO THE MOTTO OF HIS UNIVERSITY. それも彼の大学のモットーだったのです。 AFTER THE RULING, SEVERAL REPUBLICANS SAID IT WAS TIME FOR 裁定の後、多くの共和党は、今がその時だと言いました。 THE PRESIDENT TO GIVE UP INCLUDING, PENNSYLVANIA SENATOR 大統領は、ペンシルバニアの上院議員を含めて、放棄する。 PAT TOOMEY, SEEN HERE ON "BRING YOUR FOREHEAD TO WORK" DAY. パット・トゥーマイ、"仕事のために頭を使う "日のここで見た。 TOOMEY RELEASED A STATEMENT OVER THE WEEKEND DECLARING, "WITH トゥーマイは週末に発表した声明の中で、次のように述べています。 TODAY'S DECISION BY JUDGE MATTHEW BRANN, A LONGTIME 今日の判決は 長く続いた マッチェウ・ブラン判事によるものです CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN WHOM I KNOW TO BE A FAIR AND UNBIASED 公正で偏見のない保守的な共和党員であることを知っています。 JURIST, TO DISMISS THE CAMPAIGN'S LAWSUIT, THE 裁判官、選挙運動の訴訟を棄却するために PRESIDENT HAS EXHAUSTED ALL PLAUSIBLE LEGAL OPTIONS TO 大統領は、現実的な法的選択肢をすべて排除しました。 CHALLENGE THE RESULT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE IN 大統領選の結果に挑戦する PENNSYLVANIA." "ペンシルバニア" ADDING, "THESE DEVELOPMENTS, TOGETHER WITH THE OUTCOMES IN これらの開発は、以下のような結果を得ています。 THE REST OF THE NATION, CONFIRM THAT JOE BIDEN WON THE 2020 全国民がジョー・バイデンが2020年に当選したことを確認しました ELECTION AND WILL BECOME THE 46TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED 選挙で第46代アメリカ合衆国大統領になる予定です。 STATES." STATES. DID YOU HEAR THAT, REPUBLICANS? DID YOU HEAR THAT, REPUBLICANS? HE SAID IT AND DIDN'T IMMEDIATELY BURST INTO FLAMES. HE SAID IT AND DIDN'T IMMEDIATELY BURST INTO FLAMES. YOU CAN SUMMON THAT COURAGE TOO. あなたもその勇気を発揮してみてはいかがでしょうか。 RESIST THE PEER PRESSURE, AND TELL THE WORLD ONCE AND FOR ALL ピアプレッシャーに抵抗し、世界に一度で全てを伝える "I'M INTO DEMOCRACY AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT." "I'M INTO DEMOCRACY AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT" NO ONE IS GOING TO JUDGE YOU FOR IT. 誰もあなたを責めたりしないわよ HECK, THIS FOURTH OF JULY, YOU COULD EVEN MARCH IN THE 7月の4日には 行進もできるんだぞ DEMOCRACY PRIDE PARADE. DEMOCRACY PRIDE PARADE。 TOOMEY WAS NOT ALONE. トゥームイは一人じゃなかった YESTERDAY, WE ALSO HEARD FROM MICHIGAN REPRESENTATIVE AND MAN YESTERDAY, WE ALSO HEARD FROM MICHIGAN REPRESENTATIVE AND MAN WHO DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE A WOMAN LIKE YOU IN AN OFFICIAL PHOTO 公式写真であなたのような女性を 見ることになるとは思ってもみなかった LIKE THIS, FRED UPTON. フレッド・アップトンはこうだ UPTON SAID IT'S TIME FOR HIS PARTY TO FACE FACTS. UPTON SAID IT'S TIME FOR HIS PARTY TO FACE FACTS. >> NO ONE HAS COME UP WITH ANY EVIDENCE OF FRAUD OR ABUSE. >> 誰も不正や悪用の証拠を持ってきていない。 >> STEPHEN: I THINK RUDY HAS SEARCHED THAT TRUCK FROM TOP TO >> 私はルーディがトラックを上から下まで探したと思う BOTTOM BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S MOTOR OIL. 私はそれがモーターオイルであることを確信していますので、ボトム。 ANOTHER REPUBLICAN WHO SAYS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IS MARYLAND もう一人の共和党が「もう十分だ」と言っているのは、メリーランドです。 GOVERNOR AND WALLACE WHO ATE GROMIT, LARRY HOGAN. グロミットを食べた知事とウォレス ラリー・ホーガン HOGAN HAD HARSH WORDS ABOUT THE PRESIDENT'S ATTEMPT TO STEAL HOGAN HAD HARSH WORDS about the PRESIDENT'S ATTEMPT TO STEALING THE PRESIDENT'S ATTEMPTについての辛辣な言葉 MICHIGAN'S ELECTORAL VOTES BY BLACKMAILING THEIR LEGISLATIVE ミシガン州の選挙では、立法府の議員にブラックメールで投票しています。 LEADERS: >> I THOUGHT THE PRESSURING OF LEADERS.私は、>>の圧力を考えました。 THE LEGISLATORS TO TRY TO SOMEHOW CHANGE THE OUTCOME WITH THE LEGISLATORS TO TRY TO SOMEHOW CHANGE THE OUTCOME WITH ELECTORS WAS COMPLETELY OUTRAGEOUS. ELECTORSは完全におぞましいものでした。 WE'RE BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE WE'RE A BANANA REPUBLIC. バナナ共和国のようになりつつある >> STEPHEN: PLEASE, WE DON'T LOOK LIKE A BANANA REPUBLIC. >> バナナ共和国のように見えないように IF ANYTHING, WE'RE A "J. COUP." もし何かあれば、私たちは "J. カップル "です。 SLIGHT STRETCH, BUT I LIKE IT. 軽いストレッチだけど、気に入ってます。 BUT THE BIGGEST NAME TO TURN ON THE PRESIDENT WAS CLEARLY, BUT THE BIGGEST NAME TO TURN ON THE PRESIDENT WAS CLEARLY, FORMER NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR AND DEPRESSED FRED FLINTSTONE, CHRIS 元ニュージャージー州知事で 落ち込んでいるフレッド・フリントストン クリス CHRISTIE. クリスティ. CHRISTIE SAID IT WAS TIME FOR THE PRESIDENT TO CONCEDE, AND HE CHRISTIEは大統領がコンセッションする時が来たと言いました。 PUT THE BLAME ON THE WHITE HOUSE LEGAL TEAM: PUT THE BLAME ON THE WHITE HOUSE LEGAL TEAM: >> THEY ALLEGE FRAUD OUTSIDE THE COURTROOM, BUT WHEN THEY GO >> THEY ALLEGE FRAUD OUTSIDE THE COURTROOM, BUT WHEN THEY GO INSIDE THE COURTROOM, THEY DON'T PLEAD FRAUD AND THEY DON'T ARGUE 法廷の中では、彼らは不正を訴えず 争わない FRAUD. "FRAUD THE PRESIDENT'S LEGAL TEAM HAS BEEN A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT. 大統領の法的チームは、国家の恥さらしになっています。 >> STEPHEN: C'MON, CHRIS, THAT'S NOT FAIR. >> クリス、それはフェアじゃないよ。 HIS LAWYERS ARE RUDY "TUCKING IN HIS SHIRT" "INTERNATIONAL" HIS LAWYERS ARE RUDY "TUCKING IN HIRT SHIRT" "INTERNATIONAL" EMBARRASSMENT. EMBARRASSMENT. WELL, WITH SO MANY PEOPLE HUMILIATED BY THE ABSOLUTE WELL, WITH SO MANY PEOPLE HUMILIATED BY THE ABSOLUTE INCOMPETENCE OF HIS LEGAL TEAM, THE PRESIDENT DID WHAT HAD TO BE 彼の法律チームの失敗は、大統領がすべきことをした。 DONE AND FIRED SOMEONE NAMED SIDNEY POWELL. シドニー・パウエルという名の人物を解雇しました。 IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS CONGRATULATIONS, NOW YOU DON'T IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS CONGRATULATIONS, NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW. HAVE TO KNOW. BUT I'LL TELL YOU ANYWAY. BUT I'LL TELL YOU ANYWAY. SHE WAS MICHAEL FLYNN'S LAWYER AND SHE'S BEEN FLOATING WILD SHE WAS MICHAEL FLYNN'S LAWYER AND SHE'S BEEN FLOATING WILD CONSPIRACY THEORIES LIKE THE PRESIDENT LOST GEORGIA ジョージアを失った大統領のような陰謀論 BECAUSE GOVERNOR BRIAN KEMP HAS BEEN BRIBED BY A VENEZUELAN ブリアン・ケンプ知事がベネズエラ人から 賄賂を受け取ったからです FRONT COMPANY IN CAHOOTS WITH THE C.I.A. TO THROW ELECTIONS TO 選挙を投げつけるためにCIAとカフートしているフロント・カンパニー COMMUNISTS, AND THAT AMONG OTHERS, THE GUY RESPONSIBLE FOR コミュニュニストの中でも特に責任のある奴は RIGGING THE ELECTION WAS HUGO CHAVEZ. 選挙をリギングしたのはフゴ・チャベスでした。 ONE SLIGHT PROBLEM, HUGO CHAVEZ HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE 2013. 1つの軽い問題、HUGO CHAVEZは2013年に死んでいた。 THOUGH HE STILL LOOKS HEALTHIER THAN MITCH MCCONNELL. ミッチ・マッコネルより健康そうだけど POWELL'S CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE SO OUT THERE THAT IT BECAME TOO POWELL'S CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE SO OUT THERE THAT IT BECAME TOO MUCH EVEN FOR RUDY GIULIANI TO TOLERATE. ルディー・ジュリアーニが我慢できないほどだ NOT ONLY DID HE FIRE POWELL, HE TRIED TO WILL HER OUT OF NOT ONLY DID HE FIRE POWELL, HE TRIED TO WILL HER OUT OF EXISTENCE. EXISTENCE. IN A STATEMENT, HE AND POTUS LAWYER JENNA ELLIS SAID THAT ジェナ・エルリス氏は声明の中でこう述べています。 "SIDNEY POWELL IS PRACTICING LAW ON HER OWN." "シドニー・パウエルは 自分の力で法を実践している" ADDING, SHE "IS NOT A MEMBER OF THE PRESIDENT'S LEGAL TEAM." "彼女は大統領の法律チームのメンバーではありません" YES, SHE DOESN'T WORK WITH THEM AT ALL. ええ、彼女は彼らとは全く仕事をしていません。 IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE THAT DURING GIULIANI'S TWO HOUR PRESS ジュリアーニの2時間の記者会見の間の偶然だ CONFERENCE, SHE WAS ON STAGE THE ENTIRE TIME. 会議では、彼女はずっとステージにいた SIMPLE MIX-UP. シンプルなミックスアップ。 THEY INVITED SIDNEY POWELL, BUT THEY 'MEANT' TO INVITE SIDNEY シドニー・パウエルを招待したが シドニーを招待するつもりだった POWELL TOTAL LANDSCAPING. POWELL TOTAL LANDSCAPING. DESPITE THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION BEING UNWILLING DESPITE THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION BEING UNWILLING TO ACCEPT THE INEVITABLE, JOE BIDEN KEEPS ON DOING PRESIDENT 不可抗力を受け入れるために、ジョー・バイデンは大統領の仕事を続けています。 STUFF. STUFF. TODAY, HE NAMED HIS PICK TO HEAD THE STATE DEPARTMENT: 今日、州政府のトップに指名されました。 FORMER DEPUTY SECRETARY OF STATE AND AMBASSADOR TO SILVER 前国務次官兼駐銀大使 FOX-ISTAN, ANTONY BLINKEN. FOX-ISTAN、アントニー・ブリンケン。 ANOTHER BIDEN PICK WHO WE ALL KNOW FROM NEVER HAVING HEARD OF. ANOTHER BIDEN PICK WHO WE ALL KNOW FROM NEVER HAVING HEARD OF. NOT THE C.E.O. OF AN OIL COMPANY, NOT A FORMER FOX NEWS 石油会社のCEOでもないし、元FOXニュースでもない。 HOST, NOT EVEN A GUY KID ROCK RECOMMENDED FROM GUITAR CENTER. ホスト、ギタリストではなく、ギタリストセンターからのお勧めはキッドロックです。 BUT THERE IS SOMETHING THAT RINGS A BELL ABOUT HIS NAME: しかし、彼の名前には何かベルを鳴らすものがあります。 ANTONY BLINKEN. ANTONY BLINKEN. HIS NAME IS A. BLINKEN. 彼の名前はAです。ブリンケン。 "ABE LINCOLN!" A. BLINKEN WILL BE JOINED IN "アベ・リンカーン!"A. ブリンケンが参加します。 BIDEN'S CABINET BY INTERIOR SECRETARY "JOE ORGEWASHINGTON" バイデンズ・キャビネット by インテリア・セクレタリー ジョー・オルゲワシントン AND ATTORNEY GENERAL "JAY EFFKAY." AND ATTORNEY GENERAL "JAY EFFKAY" BLINKEN'S RECORD IS SPOTLESS, EXCEPT FOR ONE RHINESTONE GLUED BLINKEN'S RECORD IS SPOTLESS, EXCEPT FOR ONE RHINESTONE GLUED IN THE CORNER, BECAUSE ON HIS TWITTER BIO, YOU'LL SEE HIS コーナーでは、彼のツイッターのバイオでは、彼の姿を見ることができます。 TITLES FROM THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION, HIS CO-FOUNDING TITLES FROM THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION, HIS CO-FOUNDING OF WEST-EXEC ADVISORS AND... WEST-EXECのアドバイザーと... HOLD YOUR HORSES. HOLD YOUR HORSES. FOLLOW ABLINKEN ON SPOTIFY? FOLLOW ABLINKEN ON SPOTIFY? OH, YOU KNOW I WILL. 分かってるだろう 'CUZ OUR NEW SECRETARY OF STATE HAS HIS OWN ROCKIN' DAD BAND! 'CUZ OUR NEW SECRETARY OF STATE HAS HIS OWN ROCKIN' DAD BAND! AND HERE'S A LITTLE TASTE, WITH THE MAN HIMSELF ON VOCALS: AND HERE'S A LITTLE TASTE, WITH THE MAN HIMSELF ON VOCALS: ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ NOTE OH YEAH ♪ ♪ I GOT TO GOT TO GOT TO ♪ ♪ NOTE OH YEAH ♪ I GOT TO GOT TO ♪ ♪ I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO FEEL THE WAY I DO ♪ "私はあなたには期待していない" "私がしている事を感じて欲しい ♪ THAT THIS LOVE IS FOR REAL ♪ >> Stephen: SORRY... ♪ THAT THIS LOVE IS FOR REAL ♪ >> スティーブン:ごめんなさい... WHOA! うわああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ BABY! BABY! THAT'S SOME FOGGY BOTTOM! それは霧の底だ! IF HIS DIPLOMACY ARE AS SMOOTH AS HIS HOT LICKS WE'RE BACK ON もし彼の優越感がホットリクスのように滑らかなら 私たちは元に戻っている THE WORLD STAGE BABY. THE WORLD STAGE BABY。 MY MAN IS GOING TO LOCK ISRAELI AND PALESTINIAN LEADERS IN A 私の男は、イスラエルとパレスチナのリーダーをロックするために行くことです。 ROOM AND WHEN THINGS GET TENSE, HE'S GONNA PULL OUT THAT GUITAR 部屋の中で緊張したら ギターを引き抜くんだ AND SAY "YOU TWO GET TO THE NEGOTIATING TABLE, OR I'M GONNA そしてこう言うの "お前ら二人はネゴシエーターのところに来い さもないと俺がやるぞ START 'STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN.'" THE CORONAVIRUS CONTINUES TO START 'STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN.'" THE CORONAVIRUS CONTINUES TO SURGE TO RECORD LEVELS AND I'LL -- THAT'S AN EMOTIONAL SHIFT SURGE TO RECORD LEVELS AND I'LL -- THAT'S AN EMOTIONAL SHIFT THERE. ここだ SORRY. すみません。 TRY IT AGAIN. もう一度やってみて DON'T CUT THIS PART OUT, I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE THE SAUSAGE BEING この部分を切り取らないでください、私は人々にソースを見てもらいたいのです。 MADE. MADE(メイド)。 THE CORONAVIRUS CONTINUES TO SURGE -- DID I MENTION I'M THE CORONAVIRUS CONTINUES TO SURGE -- DID I MENTION I'M TIRED? 疲れた? THE COONAVIRUS CONTINUES TO SUFFRAGE TO RECORD LEVELS AND THE COONAVIRUS CONTINUES TO SUFFRAGE TO RECORD LEVELS AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT'S INSTALLMENT OF "CATCH A THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS BUMMER." "CATCH A THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS BUMMER "のインストアイベント。 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> I'M COMING HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS! >> 年末年始は家に帰ってくるよ! BUCKLE UP! バックルアップ! GET IT? GET IT? LIKE MY HAT! 私の帽子のように! DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT YOU WITH MY BLUNDER VIRUS! DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT YOU WITH MY BLUNDER VIRUS! >> Stephen: OKAY, GET OUT BLUNDER VIRUS ISN'T EVEN CLOSE >> スティーブン: OKAY, GET OUT BLUNDER VIRUS ISN'T EVEN CLOSE. TO A JOKE! 冗談だ! BLUNDER VIRUS? BLUNDER VIRUS? DUE TO THE PANDEMIC, THE C.D.C. DUE TO THE PANDEMIC, THE C.D.C. IS BEGGING PEOPLE NOT TO TRAVEL FOR THANKSGIVING. 感謝祭のために旅行しないように人々に呼びかけています。 HERE'S HOW FORMER C.D.C. 前身のC.D.C.がどのようにして DIRECTOR DR. TOM FRIEDEN PUT IT THIS WEEKEND: ディレクター DR.トム・フリーデンが今週末に発表しました。 >> WE'RE ALL SO SICK AND TIRED OF THIS VIRUS BUT UNFORTUNATELY >> WE'RE ALL SO SICK AND TIRED OF THIS VIRUS BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT IS SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL. 制御不能な状態になっている WHEN PEOPLE TRAVEL, THE VIRUS TRAVELS. 人が旅をすれば 毒物が旅をする AND THIS THANKSGIVING COULD BE THE SUPER BOWL OF AND THIS THANKSGIVING COULD BE THE SUPER BOWL OF SUPER-SPREADING EVENTS. SUPER-SPREADING EVENTS. >> Stephen: DON'T PUT IT THAT WAY, PLEASE. >> スティーブンそんな風に言うなよ、頼むから PEOPLE LOVE THE SUPER BOWL! PEOPLE LOVE THE SUPER BOWL! YOU HAVE TO COMPARE IT TO A PARTY CALL IT "THE AWKWARD あなたはそれをパーティーと比較する必要があります それを呼び出す "厄介な RETIREMENT PARTY FOR PATRICIA FROM ACCOUNTING WHO DOESN'T WANT 会計事務所を辞めたパトリシアのための退社パーティーを開催します。 TO RETIRE BUT IS BEING FORCED TO BY THE COMPANY AND SHE IS CRYING TO RETIRE BUT IS BEING FORCED TO BY THE COMPANY AND SHE IS CRYING WHILE PACKING UP THE KITTEN FIGURINES ON HER DESK AND YOU 彼女の机の上に子供の置物を詰めている間に、あなたは DON'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONE WHO SHE 何も言わないで 何も言わないで あなたが彼女になりたくないから FEELS CLOSE TO NOW..." OF SUPER-SPREADING EVENTS. FEELS CLOSE TO NOW..." OF SUPER-SPREADING EVENTS. FRIEDEN CONTINUED: >> IT'S BETTER TO HAVE A ZOOM FRIEDEN CONTINUED: >> IT'S BETTER TO HAVE A ZOOM THANKSGIVING THAN AN I.C.U. 感謝の気持ちを込めて、I.C.U. CHRISTMAS. クリスマス >> STEPHEN: THAT IS A SOBERING THOUGHT. >> それは気の毒な考えだ。 AND THE TITLE OF A VERY GRIM HALLMARK MOVIE. そして、非常に凶悪なホールマーク映画のタイトル。 THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, EVERY FAMILY NEEDS TO HAVE A COVID THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, EVERY FAMILY NEEDS TO HAVE A COVID PLAN. PLAN. ESPECIALLY THE FIRST FAMILY. ESPECIALLY THE FIRST FAMILY. BECAUSE ON FRIDAY, WE LEARNED THAT DON JR. TESTED POSITIVE FOR なぜなら、金曜日に、私たちはドンJRのことを知ったからです。のために陽性反応が出た THE CORONAVIRUS. THE CORONAVIRUS. OH MY GOD. 何てこった THAT'S SO SWEET. それはとても甘いです。 DON JR. FINALLY GOT SOMETHING FROM HIS FATHER. DON JR.やっと彼の父から何かを手に入れた NOW, LET ME SAY, D.J.T.J. IS ASYMPTOMATIC, WHICH IS GREAT D.J.T.J.はシンママティックで、それは素晴らしいことです。 NEWS, AND I WISH HIM A FULL AND LENGTHY RECOVERY. ニュース、そして私は彼の完全かつ長期的な回復を願っています。 BUT I ALSO WISH TO MAKE FUN OF HIM. でも、私は彼をからかうこともしたい。 BECAUSE AFTER HIS DIAGNOSIS WENT PUBLIC, HE TOOK TO INSTAGRAM 診断結果が公表された後、彼はインスタグラムにアクセスしました。 FROM HIS QUARANTINE CABIN TO GIVE THIS VERY DUMB UPDATE: 彼の四角いキャビンからこの非常にくだらない最新情報を提供するために。 >> HEY GUYS, DON JR. HERE. >> >> HEY GUYS, DON JR.ここです。 YOU MAY HAVE SEEN IT BY NOW BUT APPARENTLY I GOT THE 'RONA. 今までに見たことがあるかもしれませんが、私は "ロナ "を手に入れました。 >> STEPHEN: YES, "THE RONA"-- COMING THIS FALL TO CBS, DON JR. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> IS: "BRO DOCTOR." IS: "ブロ・ドクター" (AS DON JR.): "SO, UH, WE GOT YOUR TEST (AS DON JR.): "SO, UH, WE GOT YOUR TEST RESULTS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT THE TUBERCKS. 結果は、それはあなたがチューブを持っているように見えます。 WHICH MEANS, FROM A MEDICAL P.O.V., YOUR PROGNOSIS SUCKS つまり、医学的には、あなたの妊娠は最悪です。 ASS, DUDE. ASS、DUDE。 SUCH A TRADG. SUCH A TRADG. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOUR OXYGEN SATURATION IS AT 69. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOUR OXYGEN SATURATION IS AT 69. UP TOP." "上へ上へ" ACCORDING TO DON JR., HE DOESN'T JUST FEEL GOOD, HE ALSO LOOKS ドンJRによると、彼は単に良い感じではなく、彼はまた見ています。 GOOD: >> I THINK YOU CAN TELL I GOOD: >> I THINK YOU CAN TELL I PROBABLY LOOK OKAY FOR ME. PROBABLY LOOK OKAY FOR ME. YOU CAN SEE I DON'T HAVE THE RED EYES LIKE THEY CLAIMED I 彼らが言っていたように 私は赤い目をしていないのが分かるでしょう HAD UH FOR APPARENTLY USING COCAINE PRIOR TO MY R.N.C. 私が入院する前に コカインを使っていたことが発覚した SPEECH. スピーチ >> Stephen: FIRST OF ALL, NO ONE CLAIMED YOU HAD RED EYES, >> スティーブンまず第一に、誰もあなたが赤い目を持っていると言っていませんでした。 YOU HAD RED EYES. YOU HAD RED EYES. AND NO ONE IS THINKING ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW. AND NO ONE IS THINKING ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW. METHINKS THE ALLEGED COKEHEAD DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH. メッティンクスは、主張されているコックヘッド・ドートの抗議をあまりにも多くしている。 (AS DON JR.) "I DON'T HAVE THE RED EYES. (AS DON JR.) "I DON'T HAVE THE RED EYES. OR THE POWDERDIPPED NOSTRILS. OR THE POWDERDIPPED NOSTRILS。 AND MY DEALER'S TOTALLY NOT UPSTAIRS, CUTTING LINES ON A そして、私のディーラーは完全にアップステアーズではなく、ラインをカットしています。 TAXIDERMIED MOOSE HEAD. TAXIDERMIED MOOSE HEAD. TRENT, ARE YOU READY?" "I GOT THE RONA!" "トレント 準備はいいか?""ロナを手に入れた!" WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. GLENN CLOSE IS HERE. GLENN CLOSEはここにあります。 BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, "MEANWHILE!"! しかし、私たちが戻ってきたときには、 "意味のある距離!" JOIN US. 私たちに参加してください。
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