I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING.

なぜ叫んでいるのかわからない。

WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.

あなたと私だけよ

I'M STEPHEN COLBERT, YOUR HOST.

私はスティーブン・コルバート あなたのホストです

MARK, CHRIS, EVIE IS HERE.

マーク クリス イービーはここにいる

ALWAYS A LOVELY NIGHT.

ALWAYS A LOVELY NIGHT.

YOU'RE LOOKING LOVELY OVER THERE.

YOU'RE LOOKING LOVELY OVER THERE.

>> FOLKS, AS YOU ALWAYS DO -- THAT'S NOT NEWS.

>> 皆さん、いつものように、それはニュースではありません。

FOLKS, AS MUCH AS IT'S HARD TO CONTEMPLATE, OUR NATION IS IN

みんな、それと同じくらい、それを実現するのは難しいですが、私たちの国があります。

THE GRIPS OF A SEEMINGLY ENDLESS PLAGUE, AND HE WON'T LEAVE THE

終わらないPLAGUEのグリップ、そして彼は残していません。

WHITE HOUSE.

ホワイトハウス

IT'S BEEN 12 DAYS SINCE THE PRESIDENT LOST THE ELECTION

IT'S BEEN 12 DAYS SINCE THE PRESIDENT LOST THE ELECTION

AND HE CONTINUES TO PURSUE HIS STRONG LEGAL ARGUMENT OF

そして、彼は彼の強力な法的主張を追求し続けています。

"BUT I DON'T WANNA!" I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON THE LATEST

"でもやりたくない！"最新の情報を教えてあげるから

PRESIDENTIAL SELF-PITY PARTY IN MY SADOMASOCHISTIC SEGMENT:

私のサドマソコシスト部門での大統領の自己憐憫パーティー。

>> ONE, TWO, A RECOUNT, A COUP, THREE, FOUR, A CIVIL WAR

>> ワン ツー リカウント カップル スリー フォー シビルウォー

FIVE, SIX, WE ARE HUGE DICKS!

5、6、俺たちは大馬鹿者だ！

>> ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!

>> ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!

>> Stephen: I THINK "HUGE" IS GENEROUS.

>> スティーブンI THINK "HUGE" IS GENEROUS.

THE PRESIDENTIAL LEGAL TEAM IS ON A BIT OF A

大統領の法的チームは、ちょっとしたことでも

LOSING STREAK.

LOSING STREAK。

AFTER DISMISSING THEIR LAST REMAINING FEDERAL LAWSUIT IN

最後に残っていた連邦訴訟を棄却した後に

MICHIGAN THIS MORNING, THEY ARE ONE TO 29 FOR POST-ELECTION

今朝のミシガン州では 選挙後の投票で１対２９となっています

LITIGATION.

LITIGATION.

THE PRESIDENT'S JUST FULFILLING THIS CAMPAIGN PROMISE:

大統領はちょうどこのキャンペーンの公約を 達成したところです。

>> WE WILL HAVE SO MUCH LOSING!

>> 損失が多いのは事実だ!

IF I GET ELECTED THAT YOU MAY GET BORED WITH LOSING!

IF I GET ELECTED THAT YOU MAY GET BORED WITH LOSING!

>> STEPHEN: BUT THE BAD NEWS IS NOT STOPPING TRUMP LAWYER AND

>> STEPHEN: BUT THE BAD NEWS IS NOT STOPPING TRUMP LAWYER AND

PHANTOM OF THE SEX SHOP, RUDY GIULIANI.

"セックスショップのファントム" ルディ・ジュリアーニ

EARLIER TODAY, GIULIANI HELD ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE TO

EARLIER TODAY, GIULIANI HELD ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE TO

SPOUT HIS CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

SPOUT HIS CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

UNFORTUNATELY, IT SEEMS LIKE FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING

残念なことに、それは4シーズンのように見えます。

WAS BOOKED, SO THIS EVENT WAS HELD AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF THE

予約が入っていたので、このイベントは、英国のヘッドクォーターで開催されました。

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE.

共和党全国委員会。

STILL, THE SAME AMOUNT OF MANURE WAS INVOLVED.

それでも、同じ量の管理薬品が使われていた。

EVEN THOUGH THE PENNSYLVANIA SUPREME COURT ALREADY RULED THAT

ペンシルバニア州最高裁判所は既に判決を下しているにもかかわらず

GOP OBSERVERS HAD APPROPRIATE ACCESS TO THE RECOUNT, RUDY KEPT

GOP OBSERVERS HAD APPROPRIATE ACCESS TO THE RECOUNT, RUDY KEPT

COMPLAINING THEY COULDN'T SEE THE COUNTING.

COMPLAINING THEY COULDN'T SEE THE COUNTING.

AND HE CITED THE LEGAL PRECEDENT OF... A JOE PESCI MOVIE FROM THE

そして彼は法的前例を引用した...ジョー・ペシの映画が

'90S.

'90S.

>> WE COULD DO, LIKE, A-- DID YOU ALL WATCH "MY COUSIN VINNY"?

>> WE COULD DO, LIKE, A-- DID YOU ALL WATCH "MY COUSIN VINNY"?

YOU KNOW THE MOVIE?

YOU KNOW THE MOVIE?

IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE LAW MOVIES, BECAUSE HE COMES FROM

私の好きな法律の映画の一つで、彼が出身だからです。

BROOKLYN, AND WHEN-- AND WHEN THE NICE LADY SAID SHE SAW AND

ブルックリン、そしていつの日か...そして、素敵な女性が見たと言ったとき...

THEN HE SAYS TO HER "HOW MANY FINGERS DO I GOT UP?"

それから彼は彼女に言うの "何本の指を立てればいい？"って

AND SHE SAYS, "THREE."

そして彼女は "3 "と言った

WELL, SHE WAS TOO FAR AWAY TO SEE IT WAS ONLY TWO.

遠く離れていたので ２つしかないことに気づかなかった

THESE PEOPLE WERE FURTHER AWAY THAN MY COUSIN VINNY WAS FROM

THESE PEOPLE WERE FURTHER AWAY THAN MY COUSIN VINNY WAS FROM

THE WITNESS.

証人

THEY COULDN'T SEE A THING.

彼らは何も見えなかった

>> STEPHEN: OKAY, NOW I EVEN FEEL BAD FOR THE WOMEN UP THERE

>> STEPHEN: OKAY, NOW I EVEN FEEL BAD FOR THE WOMEN UP THERE

WITH HIM.

彼と一緒に

THEY GOT ALL DRESSED UP, JUST TO HAVE A MAN EXPLAIN ALL THE

THEY GOT ALL DRESSED UP, JUST TO HAVE A MAN EXPLAIN ALL THE

DETAILS OF A MOVIE HE LIKES?

好きな映画の詳細は？

(AS GIULIANI) "SO, SOMETIMES THEY CALL HIM

（ジュリアーニ）「だから時々 彼は彼をそう呼ぶんだ

GOLLUM, BUT SOMETIMES THEY CALL HIM SMEAGOL.

GOLLUM, BUT SOMETIMES THEY CALL HIM SMEAGOL.

HE ACTUALLY REFERS TO HIMSELF AS 'WE' AND 'PRECIOUS.'

彼は実際に自分のことを "WE "と "PRECIOUS "と呼んでいる

ANYWAYS... ANY OF YOU LADIES WANNA HELP ME TUCK IN MY SHIRT?"

ANYWAYS..."誰か手伝ってくれないか？"

BY THE WAY, MY FAVORITE LAW MOVIE IS THE ONE WHERE BORAT

BY THE WAY, MY FAVORITE LAW MOVIE IS THE ONE WHERE BORAT

TRICKS YOU INTO GOING TO A HOTEL BEDROOM AND...

ホテルのベッドルームに行くように 仕掛けて...

POUND YOUR PANTS GAVEL.

POUND YOUR PANTS GAVEL.

IF IT PLEASE THE COURT, YOUR HONOR, MAY I APPROACH THE

法廷がよろしければ、裁判長、私も近づきますが

CROTCH?

クロッチ？

AND IT SEEMS LIKE THE PRESS CONFERENCE WAS GETTING A LITTLE

AND IT SEEMS LIKE THE PRESS CONFERENCE WAS GETTING A LITTLE

HOT, BECAUSE PARTWAY THROUGH HIS PRESENTATION, RUDY SWEAT SO MUCH

プレゼンの途中で ルーディが汗をかいたからだ

THAT HIS HAIR DYE STARTED RUNNING DOWN HIS FACE.

THAT HIS HAIR DYE STARTED RUNNING DOWN HIS FACE.

EITHER THAT, OR HE HAD SO MUCH TO DRINK HE WAS SWEATING MERLOT.

それか飲みすぎて マーロットに汗をかいてたかのどちらかだ

JIMMY, DO WE HAVE ANOTHER ANGLE ON THAT?

JIMMY、別のアングルはないのか？

REMIND ME: IS IT A GOOD SIGN WHEN YOUR LAWYER STARTS MELTING?

REMIND ME: IS IT A GOOD SIGN WHEN YOUR LAWYER STARTS MELTING?

LOOKS LIKE RUDY GOT A BAD BATCH OF "JUST FOR HENCHMEN."

ルーディは "ただのヘンチム "を 買ってきたようだな

THAT'S NOT JUST HAIR DYE-- IT LOOKS LIKE HIS HAIR IS DYING.

それはただの髪の毛の枯れじゃない -- 彼の髪の毛が枯れているように見える

RUDY DYED HIS HAIR, BUT HIS HEAD IS CHALLENGING THE RESULTS.

RUDYは彼の髪を染めたが、彼の頭は結果を挑戦している。

EVIDENTLY HE HAD HIS HAIR STYLED AT JIFFY LUBE.

彼はJIFFY LUBEで髪型を整えていたことが証明されています。

NOW, OBVIOUSLY, IT'S EASY TO MAKE FUN OF RUDY HERE, BUT IT'S

ここではルーディをからかうのは簡単ですが

ALSO VERY SATISFYING.

また、非常に満足しています。

HERE'S THE THING: RUDY AND THE REST OF THE PRESIDENT'S

ここにあるものは、ルディと大統領の残りの部分。

ATTORNEYS DO NOT SPECIALIZE IN ELECTION LAW.

ATTORNEYS DO NOT SPECIALIZE IN ELECTION LAW.

BUT THEY INSIST THEY'RE THE RIGHT PEOPLE FOR THE CON JOB.

BUT THEY INSIST THEY'RE THE RIGHT PEOPLE FOR THE CON JOB.

>> THIS IS AN ELITE STRIKE FORCE TEAM THAT IS WORKING ON BEHALF

>> >> これはエリートストライクフォースのチームであり、その下で活動しています。

THE PRESIDENT AND THE CAMPAIGN TO MAKE SURE THAT OUR

大統領と私たちの生活を確実なものにするためのキャンペーン

CONSTITUTION IS PROTECTED.

規約は保護されています。

>> STEPHEN: YES, AN ELITE STRIKE FORCE: SEAL TEAM SUCKS.

>> >> YES, AN ELITE STRIKE FORCE: SEAL TEAM SUCKS.

A FEW PEOPLE IN THE ADMINISTRATION MUST HAVE SEEN

A FEW PEOPLE IN THE ADMINISTRATION MUST HAVE SEEN

THE WRITING ON THE WALL THOUGH, BECAUSE ADVISERS HAVE

壁に書かれていることは、なぜならば、アドバイザーが持っているからです。

STARTED TALKING TO THE PRESIDENT ABOUT WHAT THE END LOOKS LIKE,

大統領と話し始めたのは、終わりがどうなっているのかということ。

USING THE WORD "CONCLUSION" RATHER THAN "CONCESSION."

USING THE WORD "CONCLUSION" RATHER THAN "CONCESSION."

THEY'RE TALKING TO HIM LIKE HE'S A THREE-YEAR-OLD.

まるで３歳児のように話していた

"MR. PRESIDENT, YOU DIDN'T LOSE, YOUR CAMPAIGN JUST WENT DOWN THE

"大統領、あなたは負けていません、あなたのキャンペーンはただ下降しただけです。

BIG BOY POTTY."

BIG BOY POTTY."

THEY'RE ALSO USING PHRASES LIKE "GOING INTO RETIREMENT," INSTEAD

THEY'RE ALSO USING PHRASESES like "GOING INTO RETIRIREMENT" INSTADEAD

OF "GOING TO JAIL."

"刑務所行き "の

BUT THEY'RE NOT PUTTING MUCH EFFORT INTO IT.

しかし、彼らはそれに力を入れていません。

HERE'S THE PRESIDENT'S CHIEF OF STAFF YESTERDAY, RESPONDING TO A

ここに大統領の参謀本部長がいます昨日の質問に答えています

REPORTER'S QUESTION ABOUT VOTER FRAUD:

REPORTER'S QUESTION ABOUT VOTER FRAUD:

>> YOU SAID YOU'VE SEEN SPECIFIC VOTER FRAUD EXAMPLES-- WHAT ARE

>> YOU SAID YOU'VE SEEN SPECIFIC VOTER FRAUD EXAMPLES-- WHAT ARE

THOSE EXACTLY?

正確には？

>> IT WOULD BE TOO LONG TO GET INTO AND LITIGATE IT HERE.

>> IT WOULD BE TOO LONG TO GET INTO AND LITIGATE IT HERE.

>> STEPHEN: (AS MEADOWS) "I HAVE TONS OF SPECIFICS.

>> STEPHEN: (AS MEADOWS) "I HAVE TONS OF SPECIFICS.

I LEFT THEM WITH MY CANADIAN GIRLFRIEND.

I LEFT THEM WITH MY CANADIAN GIRLFRIEND.

LET ME JUST TEXT MY HER.

彼女にメールさせて

UH-OH, MY DOG ATE MY CANADA."

"私の犬が私のカナダを食べた"

SO THE END MAY BE IN SIGHT, WHICH IS GOOD, OBVIOUSLY, BUT

SO THE END MAY BE IN SIGHT, WHICH IS GOOD, OBVIOUSLY, BUT

ALSO, IT'S KIND OF SAD.

それに、それはちょっと悲しい。

BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN YEARS.

ここ数年で最高に楽しいからだ

FOR TEN DAYS, WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO WATCH THE PRESIDENT LOSE OVER

FOR TEN DAYS, WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO WATCH THE PRESIDENT LOSE OVER

AND OVER AGAIN.

また繰り返す

LOSE THE ELECTION, LOSE THE RECOUNT, LOSE THE LAWSUITS!

LOSE THE ELECTION, LOSE THE RECOUNT, LOSE THE LAWSUITS!

IT'S LIKE CHANUKAH: WE THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY ENOUGH STUPID TO

IT'S LIKE CHANUKAH: WE THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY ENOUGH STUPID TO

LAST FOR ONE DAY, BUT MIRACULOUSLY, IT JUST KEEPS

一日だけだが、不思議なことに、それが続く。

GOING.

ゴーイング

ALSO, I'M JUST POUNDING DOWN FRIED POTATOES WITH APPLE SAUCE.

あと、ポテトフライにアップルソースをかけたんだ

ONE PERSON WHO'S NOT ENJOYING THE ATTEMPTED COUP IS HEAD OF

ONE PERSON WHO'S NOT ENJOYING THE ATTEMPTED COUP IS HEAD OF

THE GENERAL SERVICES ADMINISTRATION AND WOMAN WHO IS

綜合的なサービスを提供している総務省と女性

EITHER 14 OR 40, EMILY MURPHY.

14歳か40歳のどちらか エミリィ・マーフィー

MURPHY HAS RECEIVED A LOT OF CRITICISM FOR NOT RELEASING

マーフィーは発売しないことで多くの批判を浴びた

FUNDS FOR THE INCOMING BIDEN ADMINISTRATION TO BEGIN THEIR

新生バイデン政権が開始するための資金調達

TRANSITION.

トランジション。

WHICH APPARENTLY HAS BEEN ROUGH ON... HER?

それは、明らかに、荒れていた...HER?

ACCORDING TO HER FRIENDS, SHE IS STRUGGLING WITH THE WEIGHT OF

彼女の友人によると、彼女は重さに苦労しています。

THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION BEING DROPPED ON HER SHOULDERS,

大統領選挙は彼女の肩の上に落とされている。

FEELING LIKE SHE'S BEEN PUT IN A NO-WIN SITUATION.

FEELING LIKE SHE'S BEEN PUT IN A NO-WIN SITUATION.

SHE'S RIGHT, IT IS A NO-WIN SITUATION.

SHE'S RIGHT, IT IS A NO-WIN SITUATION.

BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO A SECOND TERM, HER BOSS NO WIN.

二期目になると彼女のボスは勝てないからだ

SINCE THE ELECTION, MURPHY HASN'T MADE ANY PUBLIC

選挙以来、マーフィーは何も公表していない

APPEARANCES, AND EVERYBODY'S BEEN WAITING FOR HER TO MAKE A

姿を現し 誰もが彼女の登場を待っていた

STATEMENT.

声明。

AND SHE FINALLY DID LAST NIGHT, WHEN SHE TWEETED:

AND SHE FINALLY DID LAST NIGHT, WHEN SHE TWEETED:

"DCCCF REX ZZZ @#Z@SMANN ANANN."

"DCCCF REX WITH @#Z@SMANN ANANN"

HOPE I'M PRONOUNCING THAT CORRECTLY.

正確に発音してるといいんだが

EITHER THAT'S AN ACCIDENTAL TWEET, OR SHE'S TRYING TO CALL

EITHER THAT'S AN ACCIDENTAL TWEET, OR SHE'S TRYING TO CALL

FORTH SOME SORT OF LOVECRAFTIAN CREATURE FROM ANOTHER

他の人からの愛の創造物のある種のものを持ち出す

DIMENSION.

DIMENSION.

(AS MURPHY) "FROM THE DEPTHS OF D'CCCF REX,

(マーフィーとして) 「D'CCCF REXの奥底から。

I CALL FORTH TO THEE, AT-SMANNANAN, SEPARATOR OF

私はアット・スマナンに告げる

DARKNESS FROM LIGHT, REND ASUNDER THE THIN VEIL OF REALITY

DARKNESS FROM LIGHT, REND ASUNDER THE THIN VEIL OF REALITY

AND SEND FORTH C'THULU!

そして、C'THULUを送る！

AND C'VFEFE!" HOPE I DIDN'T DO THAT TOO

AND C'VFEFE!私もやってしまったかな？

POWERFULLY.

パワフルに。

I DON'T WANT TO SUMMON ANOTHER WORLDLY DEMON.

世界の悪魔を召喚したくない。

ONE THING THE PRESIDENT HAS NOT BEEN DOING IS... ANYTHING.

大統領が何もしていないのは...何もしていない

BUT HE HAS DECIDED TO CONTINUE ONE LONG-RUNNING TRADITION:

しかし、彼は一つのロングランニングの伝統を続けることにしました。

HE WILL PARDON THE ANNUAL THANKSGIVING TURKEY AT THE

彼は年に一度の感謝祭でのターキーを 許してくれるでしょう

WHITE HOUSE ON TUESDAY.

火曜日のホワイトハウス

GIVEN ALL THE COVID OUTBREAKS AT THE WHITE HOUSE, THE TURKEY

GIVEN ALL THE COVID OUTBREAKS AT THE WHITE HOUSE, THE TURKEY

MAY WANT TO OPT OUT OF THE WHOLE CEREMONY.

全体の儀式から抜け出したいと思うかもしれない。

(AS TURKEY) "THANKS, BUT I'LL TAKE MY

(AS TURKEY) 「ありがとう、でも私は私のを持って行きます。

CHANCES WITH THE HATCHET."

CHANCES WITH THE HATCHET."

(GOBBLES) THE PRESIDENT ISN'T THE ONLY

（GOBBLES）大統領は唯一のものではありません。

DISEASE VECTOR GETTING READY FOR THANKSGIVING.

感謝祭の準備をしている病気のベクトル。

THE PANDEMIC IS THREATENING TO TURN THE HOLIDAY INTO A

THE PANDEMIC IS THREATENING TO TURN THE HOLIDAY INTO A

SUPER-SPREADER EVENT.

SUPER-SPREADER EVENT.

AND I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON ALL THE DEPRESSING DETAILS IN MY VIRAL

AND I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON ALL THE DEPRESSING DETAILS IN MY VIRAL

SEGMENT: CATCH A THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS

セグメント：CATCH A THIRD WAVE：ENDLESS

BUMMER!

バンマー！

>> SEASON'S GREETINGS!

>> SEASON'S GREETINGS!

>> Stephen: WHERE'S MY SPRITE?

>> スティーブンWhere's MY SPRITE?

OR MY SPRAY BOTTLE.

私のスプレーボトルも

YESTERDAY, WE CROSSED A HORRIBLE THRESHOLD

YESTERDAY, WE CROSSED A HORRIBLE THRESHOLD

IN THE EPIDEMIC.

エピデミックで

BECAUSE THE CORONAVIRUS HAS NOW KILLED A QUARTER OF A MILLION

BECAUSE THE CORONAVIRUS HAS NOW KILLED A QUARTER OF A MILLION

PEOPLE IN THE U.S., AND AT THE CURRENT RATE, THE DISEASE IS

アメリカの人々、そして現在のレートでは、病気は

KILLING AT LEAST ONE AMERICAN EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY.

少なくとも1人のアメリカ人を殺しているその日の毎分ごとに。

UNLIKE IN THE SPRING, WHEN THINGS WERE BAD, RIGHT NOW

春のように、悪いことがあった時とは違って、今がその時だ

THINGS ARE BAD EVERYWHERE.

THINGS ARE BAD EVERYWHERE.

AS OF YESTERDAY, 47 STATES HAD AT LEAST 10% MORE NEW DAILY

先日の時点で、47の州で少なくとも10％以上の毎日の新しいものがありました。

CASES.

ケースです。

IN FACT, ONLY HAWAII HAS SEEN AT LEAST A 10% DECREASE IN

実際には、少なくとも10％の減少があったのはハワイだけです。

NEW CASES.

新しいケースです。

MAKES SENSE.

意味がある

IN HAWAII, "ALOHA" MEANS BOTH "HELLO" AND "PUT ON YOUR (BLEEP)

ハワイでは「アロハ」は「HELLO」と「PUT ON YOUR (BLEEP)」の両方を意味します。

MASK."

MASK."

THERE ARE SO MANY NEW CASES THAT THE "NEW YORK TIMES" HAD TO

THERE ARE SO MANY NEW CASES THAT THE "NEW YORK TIMES" HAD TO

UPDATE HOW THEY DO COVID MAPS.

UPDATE HOW THEY DO COVID MAPS.

YESTERDAY THEY EXPLAINED, "THE OUTBREAK HAS BECOME SO BAD IN

YESTERDAY THEY EXPLAINED, "THE OUTBREAK HAS BECOME SO BAD IN

PARTS OF THE COUNTRY THAT OUR OLD SCALE NO LONGER SHOWED ANY

PARTS OF THE COUNTRY THAT OUR OLD SCALE NO LONGER SHOWED ANY

VARIATION N SEVERITY, EVERYTHING WAS JUST SOLID RED."

"変化と多様性、全てが赤一色だった"

SO, HERE'S HOW THEY CHANGED IT.

それで、どうやって変更したかというと、こんな感じです。

(AS OFFICIAL) "AS YOU CAN SEE, MINNESOTA IS A

(公式として) 「ご覧のように、ミネソタは

DEEP AUBERGINE, WHILE NEBRASKA IS A SOOTHING BURGUNDY, AND MY

DEEP AUBERGINE、NEBRASKAがSOOTHING BURGUNDYである間、私の

PANTS ARE HOLDING STEADY AT A CODE BROWN."

"PANTS ARE HOLDING STEADY AT A CODE BROWN"

THERE ARE SO MANY CASES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY THAT TODAY, THE

THERE ARE SO MANY CASES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY THAT TODAY, THE

C.D.C. RECOMMENDED AGAINST ALL TRAVEL FOR THANKSGIVING.

C.D.C. RECOMMENDED AGAINST ALL TRAVEL FOR THANKSGIVING.

BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY, THEY'VE ISSUED SOME TIPS

BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY, THEY'VE ISSUED SOME TIPS

ON DOING IT SAFELY, LIKE: "ENCOURAGE GUESTS TO AVOID

安全に行うには、次のようにしてください： "避けるようにゲストを奨励する

SHOUTING."

"叫ぶ"

HOW IS THAT GOING TO WORK?

どうやって動くんだ？

AT THANKSGIVINGS, SHOUTING IS A SIDE DISH.

感謝祭では、大声を出すのは脇役です。

(TIMID, POLITE) "UNCLE RANDY?

(TIMID, POLITE) 「ランディおじさん？

I'D LIKE TO ENCOURAGE YOU TO USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE WHEN YOU SHARE

I'D LIKE TO ENCOURAGE YOU TO USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE WHEN YOU SHARE

YOUR FEELINGS THAT GEORGE SOROS IS PUSHING THE GAY AGENDA WITH

ジョージ・ソロスがゲイのテーマを押し付けていると 感じていますか？

SUGAR-FREE GUM?" BUT THE C.D.C.'S MOST DRASTIC

砂糖不使用のガム？"しかし 疾病対策センターでは最も過酷だ

SUGGESTION IS TO ENCOURAGE GUESTS TO AVOID SINGING.

SUGGESTION IS TO ENCOURAGE GUESTS TO AVOID SINGING.

WELL, COME ON!

さあ、来いよ！

ARE YOU SAYING FAMILIES WON'T BE ABLE TO SING ALL THOSE

家族が全ての曲を歌うことができないと？

BELOVED THANKSGIVING CAROLS?

愛されている感謝祭キャロル？

WELL, LUCKILY, YOU CAN STILL ENJOY THEM ALL, WITH THIS

幸いなことに、これがあれば、すべてを楽しむことができます。

SEASON'S HOTTEST HOLIDAY ALBUM: >> THE PANDEMIC MAY HAVE

SEASON'S HOTTEST HOLIDAY ALBUM: >> THE PANDEMIC MAY HAVE

CANCELED YOUR TURKEY DAY SING ALONG BUT YOU CAN STILL LISTEN

CANCELED YOUR TURKEY DAY SING ALONG BUT YOU CAN STILL LISTEN

TO THE SWEET SOUNDS OF THE THANKSGIVING CAROLS YOU LOVE IN

あなたが愛している感謝祭のキャロルの甘い音に合わせて

ONE NEW ALBUM CALLED I AM JAMS.

ONE NEW ALBUM CALLED I AM JAMS。

ENJOY ALL THE HOLLY GOBBLEY HITS!

ENJOY ALL THE HOLLY GOBBLEY HITS!

♪ HAVE YOURSELF ANOTHER SPOON OF GRAVY ♪

♪ HAVE YOURSELF ANOTHER SPOON OF GRAVY ♪

♪ LET YOUR HEART JUST DIE ♪ ♪ .

♪ LET YOUR HEART JUST DIE ♪ .

>> AND WHO CAN FORGET -- ♪

>> "そして誰もが忘れられない

♪ ♪ ROCKIN' AROUND THE CASTLE

♪ キャッスルを巡ってロックン♪

ROLL ♪ ♪ IT'S A GREEN BEAN HAPPY TIME ♪

♪ ♪ IT'S A GREEN BEAN HAPPY TIME ♪

>> AND EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE ♪ ♪ CRANBERRY SAUCE CRANBERRY

>> 誰もが大好きなクランベリーソースクランベリー

SAUCE CRANBERRY SAUCE CRANBERRY SAUCE ♪

♪クランベリー・ソーケ・クランベリー・ソーケ

>> WE EVEN INCLUDED -- ♪ RANDY THE RED NOSED UNCLE ♪

>> 俺たちには赤鼻のおじさんも含まれていた

♪ HE'S HAD WAY TOO MUCH TO DRINK ♪

"飲み過ぎてしまった

♪ WE'LL NEVER LET POOR RANDY EVER HOLD HIS BABY NIECE ♪

♪ランディに赤ちゃんのニケを抱かせることはない♪

>> AND THEN THIS CLASSIC.

>> そしてこのクラシック。

♪ JIGGLE FAT JIGGLE FAT ♪ ♪ I HAVE GAINED SOME WEIGHT ♪

♪ジングル・ファット・ジングル・ファット♪ ♪そして少し太った♪

>> AND FOR OUR JEWISH FRIENDS.

>> そして、私たちのユダヤ人の友人のために。

♪ STUFFING STUFFING STUFFING ♪ ♪ STUFFING I WOULD EAT ♪

♪ STUFFING STUFFING STUFFING ♪ ♪ STUFFING I WOULD EAT ♪

♪ STUFFING STUFFING STUFFING, IT KIND OF TASTES LIKE FEET ♪

♪スタッフィング スタッフィング スタッフィング スタッフィング 足のような味がする ♪

>> SEASONS EATINGS, EVERYBODY!

>> 季節の食卓、みんなで食べよう!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

ＨＡＰＰＰＹ ＴＨＡＮＫＳＧＩＶＩＶＩＮＧです。

>> THAT'S WHAT I CALL I AM JAMS.

>> それが私の言う「I AM JAMS」です。

ORDER NOW!

今すぐご注文ください

>> Stephen: WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

>> 今夜は素晴らしいショーをお届けします。

LL COOL J IS HERE, AND LATER A PERFORMANCE BY FOO FIGHTERS.

LL COOL J IS HERE, AND LATER A PERFORMANCE BY FOO FIGHTERS.

BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, "MEANWHILE!"!

しかし、私たちが戻ってきたときには、 "意味のある距離！"

JOIN US.

私たちに参加してください。

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