ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, JOE BIDEN HAS PRIVATELY TOLD HIS

ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, JOE BIDEN HAS PRIVATELY TOLD HIS

AIDES THAT AS PRESIDENT, HE WANTS TO AVOID INVESTIGATING HIS

大統領としてのエイド、彼は彼を調査しないようにしたいと思っています。

PREDECESSOR, DONALD TRUMP.

プレデクセッサー ドナルド・トランプ

IT'S VERY HONORABLE OF BIDEN.

それはバイデンの名誉です。

MEANWHILE, TRUMP IS SPENDING HIS LAST TWO MONTHS IN OFFICE LIKE,

一方で、トランプは最後の2ヶ月を 過ごしています。

"CONFISCATE EVERY POSSIBLE LAPTOP FROM THE BIDEN FAMILY!"

"バイデン家のあらゆる可能性のあるラップトップを 突き合わせろ！"

APPARENTLY, BIDEN IS CONCERNED ABOUT DOING ANYTHING THAT WOULD

APPARENTLY, BIDEN IS CONCERNED ABOUT DOING ANYTHING THAT WOULD

FURTHER DIVIDE THE COUNTRY.

FURTHER DIVIDE THE COUNTRY.

AS IF THAT'S EVEN REMOTELY POSSIBLE.

それが可能性があるとしたら

THIS STORY BEGS THE PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION, IF

THIS STORY BEGS THE PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION, IF

THERE'S WRONGDOING, BUT NO ONE'S AROUND TO INVESTIGATE IT, IS IT

悪いことをしているのに 誰もそれを調査する人がいないんですね？

REALLY MALARKEY?

本当にマラキー？

BIDEN SAYS HE'LL LEAVE THE INVESTIGATING TO OTHER PEOPLE.

BIDEN SAYS HE'LL LEAVE THE INVESTIGATING TO OTHER PEOPLE.

LIKE THE C.I.A., THE F.B.I., THE I.R.S., THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT,

LIKE THE C.I.A., THE F.B.I., THE I.R.S., THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT,

THE S.E.C., THE SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK AND

ニューヨーク市南部地区と

WHICHEVER LAWYER MELANIA ENDS UP HIRING.

メラニア弁護士を雇うことになったのが誰であろうと

MEANWHILE, PRESIDENT TRUMP IS CONTINUING TO DEMAND A RECOUNT

一方 トランプ大統領は 再集計を要求し続けています

IN THE STATE OF WISCONSIN.

ウィスコンシン州で。

WELL, YESTERDAY, THE STATE TOLD THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IT WOULD HAVE

WELL, YESTERDAY, THE STATE TOLD THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IT WOULD HAVE

TO COVER THE COSTS OF THE RECOUNT, WHICH IS ESTIMATED AT

TO COVER THE COSTS OF THE RECOUNT, WHICH IS ESTIMATED AT

NEARLY $8-MILLION.

NEARLY $8-MILLION.

WORD OF ADVICE, WISCONSIN: GET THE MONEY UP FRONT.

WORD OF ADVICE, WISCONSIN: GET THE MONEY UP FRONT.

$8-MILLION IS A LOT.

$8-MILLION IS A LOT.

THOUGH, TO BE FAIR, IF TRUMP SOMEHOW DOES MANAGE TO FLIP

トランプがどうにかして反転させることに成功した場合、公正にするために、THOUGH？

WISCONSIN HE, STILL LOSES THE ELECTION BY A LOT.

ウィスコンシン州の彼は、まだ多くのことで選挙を失う。

$8-MILLION FOR A RECOUNT.

$8-MILLION FOR A RECOUNT.

TRUMP WAS LIKE, "YEAH, BUT THAT'S FOR COUNTING ALL THE

トランプは、「ええ、でもそれはすべてのカウントのためのものです」のようなものでした。

VOTES.

投票します。

HOW MUCH TO JUST COUNT THE ONES FOR ME?"

"私のためにどれだけ数えればいいの？"

OF COURSE, THANKSGIVING IS NEXT WEEK AND VARIOUS STATES ARE

OF COURSE, THANKSGIVING IS NEXT WEEK AND VARIOUS STATES ARE

PUTTING OUT NEW GUIDELINES FOR A COVID-SAFE CELEBRATION.

PUTTING OUT NEW GUIDELINES FOR A COVID-SAFE CELEBRATION.

FOR EXAMPLE, NEW JERSEY IS NOW TELLING PEOPLE TO AVOID SHOUTING

例えば、ニュージャージー州では、叫ばないようにとの指示が出ています。

AND SINGING.

と歌うこと。

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ALL WORRIED ABOUT ON THANKSGIVING:

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ALL WORRIED ABOUT ON THANKSGIVING:

THAT UNCLE RICK WILL DRINK TOO MUCH AND START A SING-OFF.

THAT UNCLE RICK WILL DRINK TOO MUCH AND START A SING-OFF.

WHO SINGS AT THANKSGIVING?

感謝祭で誰が歌うの？

THE SHOUTING I UNDERSTAND.

私が理解しているのは 叫び声だ

BUT THE SINGING?

でも歌は？

ARE THERE EVEN THANKSGIVING CAROLS?

感謝の気持ちを込めたキャロルはあるのか？

IS THIS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS?

これは何かあったのか？

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

♪ OH GREAT TURKEY I LOVE THEE ♪ ♪ STUFFED WITH SO MUCH

"最高のターキーだわ" "大好きよ" "たくさん詰まってるわ

CRANBERRY ♪ ♪ WITH A TIP OF THE HAT AND THE

"クランベリー" "帽子を被って

TOOKLE TOOKIE TOO ♪ ♪ COME ON EVERYBODY, A

"トゥックル トゥッキー トゥー" "みんな来てくれ

THANKSGIVING FOR YOU ♪ ( APPLAUSE )

THANKSGIVING FOR YOU ♪ ( APPLAUSE )

THERE?

そこに？

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: THAT'S AMAZING.

>> ジェームズそれは素晴らしい。

>> JAMES: THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY IS TELLING PEOPLE TO NOT

>> JAMES: THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY IS TELLING PEOPLE TO NOT

SHOUT AT THANKSGIVING.

感謝祭で叫ぶ。

TO WHICH NEW JERSEY SAID "WHO STOLE MY SPRAY TAN?!

どのニュー・ジャーシーが「WHO STOLE MY SPRAY TAN?

WAS IT YOU BARBARA?

あなたはバーバラだったの？

I KNOW IT WAS YOU!

I KNOW IT WAS YOU!

YOU DON'T GET THAT KIND OF GLOW AT THE BEACH IN NOVEMBER!"

"11月のビーチではこんな光は見られない！"

NEVER BEEN.

一度もない

NEVER BEEN.

一度もない

NEVER BEEN TO NEW JERSEY.

ニュージャージーには行ったことがない。

>> YOU GOT TO GO.

>> >>お前が行けよ。

IT'S LOVELY NO TIME OF YEAR.

IT'S LOVELY NO TIME OF YEAR.

( LAUGHTER ) PRESIDENT OBAMA'S NEW BOOK "A

( LAUGHTER ) PRESIDENT OBAMA'S NEW BOOK "A

PROMISED LAND" HIT STORES TODAY.

PROMISED LAND」が本日ヒットしました。

AND OBAMA HAS RELEASED A MUSIC PLAYLIST TO GO ALONG WITH IT.

そしてオバマはそれと一緒に行くために音楽のプレイリストを発表しました。

IS THERE ANY SADDER CAREER FALL THAN GOING FROM PRESIDENT TO

大統領から大統領への道を歩むことよりも、もっと悲しいキャリアの落ち込みはありません。

D.J.?

D.J.？

( LAUGHTER ) LIKE I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

( LAUGHTER ) 私が来るとは思わなかったみたいに。

THAT IS QUITE THE FALL FROM GRACE, ISN'T IT?

それはまさに恩寵からの転落ではないか？

NOT TO BE OUTDONE.

絶対に負けないように。

PRESIDENT TRUMP RELEASED HIS PLAY LIST TODAY.

トランプ大統領は今日、プレイリストを発表しました。

I DON'T KNOW THE SONG, I'M PROUD THAT I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS

歌は知らないが、これを聞いたことがないことを誇りに思う。

SONG.

SONG.

>> IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO NEW JERSEY

>> ニュー・ジャーシーに行ったことがないなら

"BA-WIT-DA-BA" ON REPEAT.

"BA-WIT-DA-BA" ON REPEAT.

( BA WIT-DA BANG ) >> MY NAME IS KING!

( BA WIT-DA BANG ) >> MY NAME IS KING!

KID ROCK, BABY!

KID ROCK, BABY!

( APPLAUSE ) AND THEN IT CONTINUES IN KIND

( APPLAUSE ) AND THEN IT CONTINUES IN KINDES

FROM THERE.

そこからだ

>> James: THAT WAS VERY IMPRESSIVE.

>> ジェームスそれは非常に印象的だった。

>> THANK YOU, YEAH.

>> THANK YOU, YEAH.

>> James: NEVER HEARD IT.

>> ジェームズ：聞いたことがない。

>> James: NEVER HEARD IT.

>> ジェームズ：聞いたことがない。

KID ROCK NEVER A BIG THING IN BRITAIN.

KID ROCKはイギリスでは決して大きな話題にはならない。

YEAH.

ああ

>> Reggie: SHOCKING.

>> レジー：SHOCKING。

>> James: IT'S TRUE.

>> ジェームズ本当だよ

NEVER REALLY DID ANYTHING.

何かをしたことは一度もない

THEY PROBABLY EVEN CALL HIM BY HIS NORMAL NAME.

彼らは普通の名前で彼を呼ぶこともある

WHAT HIS NORMAL NAME.

彼の普通の名前は？

STEEF OR SOMETHING?

スティフか何か？

>> BOB, MAYBE.

>> BOB, MAYBE.

I THINK IT IS BOB.

ボブだと思う

>> James: BOB ROCK?

>> ジェイムスだボブ・ロック？

IS THAT HIS NAME BOB ROCK?

IS THAT HIS NAME BOB ROCK?

HE SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THAT, THAT'S A GREAT NAME!

HE SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THAT, THAT'S A GREAT NAME!

BOB ROCK.

ボブ・ロック

I ALWAYS FEEL ANY SINGER THAT PUTS "KID" IN THEIR NAME, YOU

自分の名前に "KID "を入れている歌手にはいつも感じます。

WISH YOU COULD SIT THEM DOWN AND SAY THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE

あなたが彼らを見下ろしてこう言ってくれたらいいのに...

GREAT WHEN YOU'RE 55.

GREAT WHEN YOU'RE 55.

THAT'S HOW I FEEL THE HIP-HOP ALL THE LIL's.

THAT'S HOW I FEEL THE HIP-HOP ALL THE LIL's.

>> LIL' BOW WOW DROP THE LITTLE.

>> LIL' BOW WOW DROP THE LITTLE.

>> James:LOOK AT THAT, DIDN'T PLAY OUT WELL.

>> ジェームズ:LOOK AT THAT, DIDN'T PLAY OUT WELL.

( LAUGHTER ) WHEREAS M.C. HAMMER, STILL GOT

( LAUGHTER ) M. C. ハンマーはまだ持っている

IT.

ＩＴです。

>> JAY-Z AS GOOD AS 23 AS IT IS AT 53.

>> JAY-Z AS GOOD AS 23 AS IT IS AT 53.

>> James: 100%, BANG, DONE.

>> ジェームズ：100％、BANG、DONE。

EVEN EMINEM.

イーブンエミネム。

>> BUT WHEN HE TURNS 70 HE WILL HAVE TO BE BUTTERSCOTCH WEATHER

>> BUT WHEN HE TURNS 70 HE WILL HAVE TO BE BUTTERSCOTCH WEATHER

ORIGINAL.

オリジナル。

>> JAMES: AND WE HAD TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS.

>> JAMES: AND WE HAD TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS.

POPE FRANCIS HAS CAUSED A BIT OF A STIR TODAY, AFTER IT WAS

フランシス教皇は、それがされた後、今日のスティアーのビットを発生させました。

REPORTED THAT HIS OFFICIAL INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT APPEARED TO

彼の公式インスタグラムの アカウントがあると報告した

LIKE A PHOTO OF, WELL, SEE FOR YURSELF.

写真のように、まあ、自分の目で見てください。

THERE, THAT'S THE POPE'S OFFICIAL ACCOUNT.

これはローマ法王の公式アカウントです。

AND THAT'S THE PHOTO THE POPE LIKED.

そして、それはローマ教皇が好きな写真です。

( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: THAT'S LIKABLE.

(笑) >> Reggie: それは可能性があります。

>> James: FORGIVE ME FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED.

>> ジェイムズ父よ、私は罪を犯しました。

TO BE FAIR, IT DOES LOOK LIKE SHE'S GOING TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL.

公平に言うと、彼女はカトリックの学校に行くように見えます。

BUT FOR SOME REASON THE POPE'S INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT LIKED IT.

しかし、何らかの理由でローマ教皇のインスタグラムアカウントはそれを気に入っていた。

AND TODAY THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WAS LIKE, "A SCANDAL?

そして今日、カトリック教会は「不祥事？

INVOLVING AN ADULT WOMAN?

大人の女性を巻き込むのか？

WHEW!

うわああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

THANK GOD."

THANK GOD."

AND I'M SURE YOU ALL SAW THIS.

AND I'M SURE YOU ALL SAW THIS.

TWITTER ANNOUNCED A NEW FEATURE TODAY THAT ALLOWS USERS TO POST

TWITTER ANNOUNCED A NEW FEATURE TODAY THAT ALLOWS USERS TO POST

TWEETS THAT WILL AUTOMATICALLY DISAPPEAR IN 24 HOURS.

24時間以内に自動で消滅するツイート。

THEY'RE CALLING THE NEW DISAPPEARING MESSAGES "FLEETS,"

彼らは新しい消息不明のメッセージを "フリート "と呼んでいます

WHICH IS MUCH SHORTER THAN, "WE STOLE THIS FROM INSTAGRAM, WHO

もっと短いのは、"WE STOLE THIS FROM INSTAGRAM, WHO "です。

STOLE IT FROM SNAPCHAT."

"SNAPCHATから盗んだ"

FINALLY!

FINALLY!

NOW PEOPLE ON TWITTER WON'T FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE TO HOLD BACK AND

NOW PEOPLE ON TWITTER WON'T FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE TO HOLD BACK AND

BE SO POLITE ANYMORE.

これ以上、礼儀正しくしてはいけない。

AND THE DISAPPEARING TWEETS WORK PERFECTLY, TOO.

消えるツイートは完璧に動作します。

AS LONG AS NO ONE READING THEM HAS EVER HEARD OF A SCREENSHOT.

これを読んでいる人が スクリーンショットを知らない限りはね

AND HERE'S AN INTERESTING STUDY.

AND HERE'S AN INTERESTING STUDY.

ACCORDING TO NEW RESEARCH, THE AVERAGE AMERICAN STARTS FEELING

ACCORDING TO NEW RESEARCH, THE AVERAGE AMERICAN STARTS FEELING

OLD AT THE AGE OF 47.

47歳で老けた

WHICH IS REALLY BAD NEWS CONIDERING 2020 HAS AGED ALL OF

WHICH IS REALLY BAD NEWS CONIDERING 2020 HAS AGED ALL OF

US AT LEAST 30 YEARS.

最低でも30年は

THIS RESEARCH WAS DEFINITELY NOT CONDUCTED IN LOS ANGELES.

この調査はロサンゼルスでは行われていませんでした。

BECAUSE IN L.A, WHEN YOU TURN 35, RYAN SEACREST PRONOUNCES YOU

ロスでは35歳になると ライアン・シークレストは あなたを公表します

IRRELEVANT AND THROWS YOU OFF A ROOF.

屋根から投げ落とされたような、非現実的な。

BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S ALL THIS TALK ABOUT FEELING OLD?

BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S ALL THIS TALK ABOUT FEELING OLD?

I'M NEVER GOING TO FEEL OLD!

老いを感じることはない！

AM I, REG?

AM I, REG?

>> Reggie: NO.

>> レジー：いいえ。

>> James: I'M DRIPIN', RIGHT?

>> ジェームスI'M DRIPIN', RIGHT?

I'M DRIPIN', YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SYING?

I'M DRIPIN', YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SYING?

>> Reggie: YOU GOT DRIP.

>> レジー：ＹＯＵ ＧＯＴ ＤＲＩＰ。

>> James: I GOT SOME BIG DRIP, RIGHT, GUILLERMO?

>> ジェームスI GOT SOME BIG DRIP, RIGHT, GUILLERMO?

>> I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON NOW.

>> I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON NOW.

>> James: THAT'S MY POINT.

>> ジェームズそこがポイントだ

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

>> THIS IS ABOUT YOU, JAMES.

>> THIS IS ABOUT YOU, JAMES.

>> James: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

>> ジェームズそれは私が言っていることです。

I'VE COME THROUGH DRIPIN', I'M FINE.

I'VE COME THROUGH DRIPIN', I'M FINE.

DON'T LEAVE ME ON READ.

私をリードしたままにしないでください。

>> I'M PARTICIPATING BUT I CAN'T.

>> 参加していますが、参加できません。

>> James: I COME THROUGH DRIPIN'.

>> ジェームスI COME THROUGH DRIPIN'。

BIG DRIP.

BIG DRIPです。

>> MAXIMUM?

>> MAXIMUM?

YOU SHOULD LEAVE THAT ALONE.

YOU SHOULD LEAVE THAT ALONE.

>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> ジェームズどういう意味？

I CAN'T LEAVE IT ALONE.

私はそれを一人にしておくことはできません。

THAT'S WHO I AM.

それが私の正体だ

I'M FULL OF DRIP.

俺はドリップで一杯だ

2, 4, 7, 3, 6, 5, DRIP, DRIP.

2、4、7、3、6、5、DRIP、DRIP。

>> Reggie: MAXIMUM MOIST.

>> レジー：MAXIMUM MOIST.

>> James: RATHER YOUNG, MAN.

>> ジェイムズだRATHER YOUNG, MAN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY THAT?

俺が何を言ってるか分かるか？

CAN'T TOUCH THIS.

CAN'T TOUCH THIS.

( LAUGHTER ) HAGAR, WHAT'S OLD TO YOU?

( LAUGHTER ) HAGAR, WHAT'S OLD TO YOU?

>> 60.

>> 60.

>> James: BUT HERE'S THE THING - NO, ACTUALLY, I KNOW A PERSON

>>ジェームスしかし、ここからが問題なんです - いや、実際に、私はある人を知っています。

WHO WORKS ON HE SHOW AND HE'S HOT AT 60.

60歳にしてホットなのは誰？

>> James: WHO?

>>ジェームズだ誰が？

MIKE SHIFT.

ミケ・シフト

HE'S SHIFT.

HE'S SHIFT.

SHIFTY YEARS OLD.

SHIFTY YEARS OLD.

>> James: YEAH!

>> ジェームズヤーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

THAT'S RIGHT!

THAT'S RIGHT!

( APPLAUSE ) >> JAMES: SOME BIG NEWS OUT OF

( APPLAUSE ) >> JAMES: SOME BIG NEWS OUT OF

NEW ZEALAND.

ニュージーランド

THERE'S BEEN A MAJOR SCANDAL IN THE COUNTRY'S "BIRD OF THE YEAR"

THERE'S BEEN A MAJOR SCANDAL IN THE COUNTRY'S "BIRD OF THE YEAR"

COMPETITION, WHICH IS, AS YOU KNOW, A HUGE DEAL.

競技会、それはご存知のように、大きな取引です。

A PARROT SPECIES CALLED A -- I FEEL LIKE ALL THE LATE

A PARROT SPECIES CALLED A -- I FEEL LIKE ALL THE LATE

NIGHT SHOWS HAVE ALREADY DONE THIS STORY.

NIGHT SHOWS HAVE ALREADY DONE THIS STORY.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT YOU WILL KNOW THIS, A PARROT

( LAUGHTER ) でも あなたは知ってるはずよ オウムよ

CALLED A "KAKAPO" WAS ANNOUNCED THE

CALLED A "KAKAPO" WAS ANNOUNCED THE

WINNER, BUT ONLY AFTER 1,500 VOTES FOR A "KIWI PUKU-PUKU"

当選したが、1500票の「キウイ・プクプク」の投票があってからだ

WERE THROWN OUT AS FRAUDULENT.

詐欺師として投げ出された

TRUMP WAS LIKE, "SEE!

トランプは「ほら！」と言っていました。

IT CAN HAPPEN!" I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE RUDY

"IT CAN HAPPEN!ルーディに会うのが待ち遠しい

GIULIANI IN A GEORGIA COURTROOM, SAYING, "AND FOR OUR NEXT

ジョージア州の法廷でジュリアーニはこう言った。

WITNESS, THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN WOULD LIKE TO CALL THE KIWI

トランプ陣営はKIWIと呼びたがっています

PUKU-PUKU."

ぷくぷく。"

( LAUGHTER ) THE PARROT SAID THAT IN SPITE OF

( LAUGHTER ) オウムが言っていたのは

THE DIVISIVE ELECTION, "POLLY WANNA BRING THIS COUNTRY

THE DIVISIVE ELECTION, "POLLY WANNA BRING THIS COUNTRY

TOGETHER."

"TOGGETHER"

( LAUGHTER ) AND FINALLY, OREO HAS JUST

( LAUGHTER ) そして最後に OREO HAS JUST

ANNOUNCED A NEW FEATURE CALLED "OREO-I.D." WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO

ANNOUNCED A NEW FEATURE CALLED "OREO-I.D." WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO

CUSTOMIZE YOUR OWN COOKIES.

CUSTOMIZE YOUR OWN COOKIES.

YOU CAN CHOOSE DIFFERENT FLAVORS, AND UPLOAD PHOTOS OF

異なるフレーバーを選択し、写真をアップロードすることができます。

PEOPLE TO BE PRINTED RIGHT ON THE COOKIES.

PEOPLE TO BE PRINTED RIGHT ON THE COOKIES.

HERE ARE SOME OF THEM HERE.

そのうちのいくつかはここにある

LOOK AT THAT.

見ろよ

THIS BEATS THE OLD WAY OF EATING SOMEONE'S FACE, BATH SALTS.

人の顔を食べる昔ながらの方法に勝るとも劣らない。

WOULD YOU EAT A COOKIE WITH YOUR FACE ON?

WOULD YOU EAT A COOKIE WITH YOUR FACE ON?

WOULD YOU EAT A COOKIE WITH YOUR OWN FACE ON IT?

WOULD YOU EAT A COOKIE WITH YOUR OWN FACE ON IT?

>> OH, YEAH, I'D DO THAT AGAIN.

>> James: THAT'S THE THING ABOUT OREOS, THEY LOVE MESSING

>> ジェームスそれがオレオスの特徴であり、彼らは混乱するのが大好きです。

AROUND WITH THE COOKIES.

AROUND WITH THE COOKIES.

THEY'RE FOREVER COMING UP WITH A NEW OREOS.

THEY'RE FOREVER COMING UP WITH A NEW OREOS.

ORANGE, DOUBLE STUFFED.

オレンジ ダブルスタッフィング

LEAVE IT ALONE, LET IT BE OREO.

放っておいてくれ、オレオ。

>> PLAY THE HITS.

>> ヒット曲を演奏してください。

THERE'S NO NEED FOR WHATEVER KID ROCK SONG THAT WAS.

THERE'S NO NEED FOR WHATEVER KID ROCK SONG THAT WAS.

>> James: EXACTLY!

>> ジェームズその通り！

AND YOU CAN PUT WHATEVER PICTURE YOU WOULD LIKE ON THE OREOS.

AND YOU CAN PUT WHATEVER PICTURE YOU WOULD LIKE ON THE OREOS.

TODAY THEY RECEIVED THIS ANONYMOUS ORDER FROM THE

今日、彼らは、この非対称な注文を受け取った。

VATICAN.

VATICAN.

( LAUGHTER )

( LAUGHTER )