PUPPET THEATER.

PUPPET THEATER.

I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, THAT WILL MAKE SENSE LATER.

私が君のホストのスティーブン・コルバートだ 後で意味が分かるだろう

NOW I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GOOD WEEKEND, NOT THAT I AM CONCEDING

NOW I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GOOD WEEKEND, NOT THAT I AM CONCEDING

THAT THERE WAS A WEEKEND, THAT IS FOR THE COURTS TO DECIDE,

THAT THERE WAS A WEEKEND, THAT IS FOR THE COURTS TO DECIDE,

THE CORONAVIRUS CONTINUES TO SURGE ACROSS THE COUNTRY, AND

THE CORONAVIRUS CONTINUES TO SURGE ACROSS THE COUNTRY, AND

I'LL TELL YOU THE LATEST IN MY VIRAL SEGMENTS:

私のバイラルセグメントの最新情報をお伝えします。

CATCH A THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS BUMMER.

CATCH A THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS BUMMER.

>> HOT BLOODED, CHECK IT AND SEE.

>> ホットブラッドレッド、チェックして見てください。

YOU'LL HAVE A FEVER OF A 103!

103の恐怖症になるぞ！

HAHA, YEAH!

HAHAHA, YEAH!

>> Stephen: GET OUT, GET OUT.

>> スティーブンGET OUT、GET OUT。

>> Stephen: THE BAD IS GETTING WORSE.

>> スティーブン: THE BAD IS GETTING WORSE.

THIS WEEK ALONE, THE U.S. ADDED ONE MILLION NEW CORONAVIRUS

今週だけで、アメリカは100万人のコロナウイルスを新たに追加しました。

CASES.

ケースです。

BUT TOP MAGA SCIENTISTS HAVE A SOLUTION:

BUT TOP MAGA SCIENTISTS HAVE A SOLUTION:

>> STOP THE COUNT!

>> STOP THE COUNT!

STOP THE COUNT!

STOP THE COUNT!

STOP THE COUNT!

STOP THE COUNT!

>> Stephen: AND THE WORST PART IS, THIS MIGHT NOT BE THE WORST,

>> スティーブン：そして、最悪の部分は、これは最悪ではないかもしれません。

BECAUSE THE HOLIDAYS ARE APPROACHING.

BECAUSE THE HOLIDAYS ARE APPROACHING.

AS ONE HOSPITAL DIRECTOR WARNED: CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR'S EVE

ある病院の院長が警告したように：クリスマスと新年のイブ

PARTIES COULD LEAD TO A "GIANT, INTERGENERATIONAL CLUSTER."

PARTIES COULD LEAD TO A "GIANT, INTERGENERATIONAL CLUSTER."

NORMALLY IF YOU WANT TO SEE A GIANT INTERGENERATIONAL CLUSTER,

NORMALLY IF YOU WANT TO SEE A GIANT INTERGENERATIONAL CLUSTER,

YOU HAVE TO ASK SANTA FOR PORNHUB PREMIUM.

SANTAにPORNHUB PREMIUMをお願いしなければなりません。

SO I'VE HEARD.

SO I VE HEARD.

LOCAL OFFICIALS ARE SCRAMBLING TO STOP THE SPREAD.

LOCAL OFFICIALS ARE SCRAMBLING TO STOP THE SPREAD.

LOS ANGELES MAYOR ERIC GARCETTI ISSUED A STATEMENT, TELLING

ロサンゼルス市長のERIC GARCETTI氏が声明を発表し、次のように述べた。

CITIZENS, "CANCEL THOSE VACATION PLANS RIGHT NOW.

CITIZENS, "CANCEL THOSE VACATION PLANS RIGHT NOW.

DO NOT SNEAK IN OTHER HOUSEHOLDS FOR THANKSGIVING."

感謝祭のために他の家に忍び込まないでください。"

I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND SAY THAT SECOND THING IS JUST GOOD ADVICE

先に言っておくが、2番目のことは良いアドバイスだ。

UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

THERE'S A REASON YOU DON'T HEAR THIS AROUND THE HOLIDAY TABLE;

ホリデーシーズンの食卓で聞かないのには理由がある

"OH, MY TURN?

"OH, MY TURN?

UH, I GUESS I'M THANKFUL THAT YOU LEFT THE BASEMENT DOOR

地下室のドアから出てきてくれたことに 感謝しているよ

UNLOCKED."

"ロックされていない"

THANKFULLY, THERE'S ADVICE FROM PEOPLE WHO KNOW STUFF.

THANKFULLY, THERE'S ADVICE FROM PEOPLE WHO KNOW STUFF.

FOR INSTANCE, THE C.D.C. IS SUGGESTING AMERICANS HAVE

疾病対策本部は、アメリカ人が持っていることを推奨しています。

THANKSGIVING OUTSIDE.

THANKSGIVING OUTSIDE。

OKAY, LATE NOVEMBER COULD GET LITTLE NIPPY.

OKAY, LATE NOVEMBER COULD GET LITTLE NIPPY.

SO INSTEAD OF A TURKEY I RECOMMEND SERVING EACH GUEST TWO

SO INSTEAD OF A TURKEY I RECOMMEND SERVING EACH GUEST TWO

CORNISH GAME HENS, ONE FOR EACH HAND.

コーニッシュ・ゲーム・ニワトリ 両手に1羽ずつ

NOW ONCE YOU ARE OUTSIDE, THE CDC HAS PLENTY OF ADDITIONAL

NOW ONCE YOU ARE OUTSIDE, THE CDC HAS PLENTY OF ADDITIONAL

SAFETY RECOMMENDATIONS SUCH AS USE DISPOSABLE ITEMS.

SAFETY RECOMMENDATIONS SUCH AS USE DISPOSABLE ITEMS.

LIKE UTENSILS.

ＬＩＫＥ ＵＴＥＮＳＩＬＳ。

I'M SORRY, WHY?

I'M SORRY, WHY?

DO OTHER PEOPLE SHARE THEIR SILVERWARE AT THANKSGIVING.

DO OTHER PEOPLE SHARE THEIR SILVERWARE AT THANKSGIVING.

NANA COULD YOU PASS THE PEAS, ALSO YOUR FORK, THESE CARROTS

おばあちゃん、豆もフォークも このニンジンもパスしてくれる？

AREN'T THE SAME WITHOUT THE SWEET ZING OF FIXODENT.

FIXODENTの甘いジンジャーなしで同じじゃない。

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT AT ALL.

全く理解できないわ

I DON'T.

しない

CDC ALSO RECOMMENDS BRING YOUR OWN FOOD.

CDCはまた、あなた自身の食べ物を持参することをお勧めします。

SO JUST TELL YOUR AUNT YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY OF HER HOT FRUIT

だからおばさんに言ってくれ 彼女のホットフルーツは食べられないって

CASSEROLE THIS YEAR BECAUSE IT IS DR. FAUCI'S ORDERS, NO OTHER

今年のカセローレはDRだからねファウチーの注文、他にはありません。

REASON, I LOVE HOT FRUIT.

REASON, I LOVE HOT FRUIT.

THEY ALSO ADVISE USING SINGLE USE OPTIONS LIKE SALAD DRESSINGS

彼らはまた、サラダドレッシングのような単一の使用オプションを使用することを助言します。

AND CONDIMENT PACKETS.

とコンディメント・パケット。

I KNEW TRA DREW I KNEW THAT DRAWER OF CONDIMENT

トラ・ドリューは知っていたが、コンディメントの絵は知っていた。

PACKETS WOULD COME IN HANDY.

パケットはハンディで来るだろう。

"UNCLE CARL, HERE'S YOUR MASHED POTATOES AND A PACKET OF

"カールおじさん、これはあなたの潰したジャガイモとパックです。

TERIYAKI SAUCE FROM 1997.

1997年からのテリヤキソース。

IT'S GOT A PICTURE OF FRASIER ON IT.

フレッシャーの写真が貼ってある

REMEMBER FRASIER DAYS AT PANDA EXPRESS?"

REMEMBER FRASIER DAYS AT PANDA EXPRESS?"

SO, HOW DID THINGS GET SO BAD WITH COVID?

SO, HOW DID THINGS GET SO BAD WITH COVID?

WELL, FOR STARTERS, THERE'S A COMPLETE VACUUM OF LEADERSHIP,

まあ、手始めに、指導者の完全な空隙がある。

AND NOT JUST BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT SUCKS.

大統領が悪いからというだけではなく

IT TURNS OUT HE HAS NOT ATTENDED A CORONAVIRUS TASKFORCE MEETING

彼はコロナウイルスタスクフォースの会議に 出席していないことが判明しました

IN "AT LEAST FIVE MONTHS."

"少なくとも５ヶ月 "で

OKAY, S IT'S NOVEMBER 16, FIVE MONTHS AGO WAS JUNE 16.

11月16日から5ヶ月前の6月16日だ

I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE OP-ED THAT THE HEAD OF THE

I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE OP-ED THAT THE HEAD OF THE

CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE MIKE PENCE WROTE IN "THE WALL STREET

コロナウィルス・タスクフォース・マイク・ペンスが「ウォールストリート」に書いたこと

JOURNAL?" "THERE ISN'T A CORONAVIRUS

JOURNAL?"コロナウイルスはいない

SECOND WAVE."

"第二の波"

NO, JUST ONE GIANT TSUNAMI OF CRIMINAL STUPIDITY.

いや、犯罪者の愚かさの巨大な津波だけだ。

DR. FAUCI TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT DR. FAUCI, EXCUSE ME, OH, THAT

DR.ファウチーが説明しようとしたのは DR.ファウシ、エクスキューズミー、オゥ、ザット

JOKE BACKED UP ON ME.

ジョークが私をバックアップしてくれた。

DR. FAUCI TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT THE PRESIDENT IS STILL GETTING

DR.フォウチーは説明しようとした大統領はまだ得ていることを

VITAL INFORMATION, KIND OF SORT OF.

重要な情報の一種だ

>> WHEN WE HAVE A TASK >> WHEN WE HAVE OUR TASKFORCE

>> タスクがあるとき >> タスクフォースがあるとき

MEETING, IT'S RUN, AS YOU KNOW, BY VICE PRESIDENT PENCE.

ミーティングは実行されている 知っての通り ペンス副大統領によって

AND THE VICE PRESIDENT THEN TRANSLATES THAT TO THE PRESIDENT

そして副大統領はそれを大統領に翻訳する

HIMSELF.

"彼自身

>> Stephen: GOD, I WOULD LOVE TO BE A FLY ON THE WALL, OR ON THE

>> スティーブン: GOD, I WOULD TO BE A FLY ON THE WALL, OR ON THE WALL.

PENCE, WHEN HE TRIED TO TRANSLATE THIS INFORMATION.

ペンスがこの情報を翻訳しようとした時

(AS PENCE) "MR. PRESIDENT, THIS IS DR.

(AS PENCE) 「MR.大統領、これはDRです

BADNEWS BURGER.

BADNEWS BURGER.

HE HAS SOME INFORMATION TO SHARE WITH YOU."

HE HAS SOME INFORMATION TO SHARE WITH YOU."

(SILLY VOICE) "THIS IS AMERICA'S DARKEST HOUR!

(SILLY VOICE) "THIS IS AMERICA'S DARKEST HOUR!

HUH-OH-OH!" I'M DELICIOUS.

"HUH -OH -OH！"私はデリカシーがある

>> Stephen: WE MIGHT NEED THIS AGAIN.

>> スティーブンまた必要になるかもしれない

THAT WAS THE TOUGHEST PART.

それが一番つらかった。

THANKFULLY THERE IS SOME GOOD COVID NEWS.

THANKFULLY THERE IS SOME GOOD COVID NEWS.

THIS MORE-MING, PHARMACEUTICAL GIANT MODERNA ANNOUNCED THAT

このモアミング、ファーマシューティカル・ジャイアント・モデナが発表しました。

ACCORDING TO PRELIMINARY RESULTS THEIR CORONAVIRUS VACCINE IS

初期の結果によると、コロナウイルスワクチンは

94.5 PERCENT EFFECTIVE.

94.5パーセント効果的。

THE GOOD NEWS IS THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO COVID VACCINES ON THE

THE GOOD NEWS IS THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO COVID VACCINES ON THE

HORIZON.

HORIZON.

THE BAD NEWS IS THE PRESIDENT MAY NOT LET EVERY AMERICAN HAVE

THE BAD NEWS IS THE PRESIDENT MAY NOT LET EVERY AMERICAN HAVE

THEM.

THEM.

HERE IS WHAT HE SAID ON FRIDAY.

これは金曜日に言ったことです。

>> AS SOON AS APRIL THE >> AS SOON AS APRIL, THE

早くても来年には >> >> 早くても来年には

VACCINE WILL BE AVAILABLE TO THE ENTIRE GENERAL POPULATION, WITH

VACCINEは全国民が利用できます。

THE EXCEPTION OF PLACES LIKE NEW YORK STATE.

THE EXCEPTION OF PLACES LIKE NEW YORK STATE.

>> Stephen: SO YOU'LL HAVE TO GET THE VACCINE IN NEW JERSEY,

>> スティーブン：そう、あなたはニュー・ジャーシーでワクチンを手に入れなければならない。

BUT JUST PICK IT UP ON YOUR WAY BACK FROM GETTING YOUR NEW LEGAL

でも、新しい法律を手に入れた帰りに手に取ってください。

WEED, WHICH PRELIMINARY TESTS SHOW IS 94.5% DANK.

マリファナは94.5％がダンクです

SO THE PRESIDENT IS THREATENING TO WITHHOLD A LIFE-SAVING

大統領は命を救うために 拘束すると脅しています

VACCINE FROM HIS HOME STATE, BUT DON'T WORRY, HE HAS A GOOD

VACCINE FROM HIS HOME STATE, BUT DON'T WORRY, HE HAS A GOOD

REASON: GOVERNOR CUOMO HURT HIS FEELINGS.

理由: クオモ知事は彼の感情を傷つけた。

>> FOR POLITICAL REASONS, THE GOVERNOR DECIDED, THEY SAY-━

>> 政治的な理由で、政府は決定しました。

AND, YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK IT'S GOOD, POLITICALLY; I THINK

政治的には良いことだとは思わないが、私はそう思う

IT'S VERY BAD FROM A HEALTH STANDPOINT-━ BUT HE WANTS TO

健康面では非常に悪いことなんだ

TAKE HIS TIME WITH THE VACCINE.

TAKE HIS TIME WITH THE VACCINE.

HE DOESN'T TRUST WHERE THE VACCINE IS COMING FROM.

HE DOESN'T TRUST WHERE THE VACCINE IS COMING FROM.

>> Stephen: WHAT THE GOVERNOR ACTUALLY SAID IS THAT NEW YORK,

>> スティーブン: What the GOVERN ACTUALLY SAID IS THAT NEW YORK.

LIKE CALIFORNIA, NEVADA, OREGON, AND WASHINGTON, WANTS TO VERIFY

カリフォルニア州、ネバダ州、オレゴン州、ワシントン州と同様に検証を求めています。

THE FINDINGS.

THE FINDINGS.

FOR SOME REASON, CUOMO DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY TRUST THE GUY WHO

どういうわけか、クオモは自動的にその男を信用していない。

TOLD US TO DRINK BLEACH AND JAM SUNSHINE UP OUR BUTTS.

ブリーチを飲めと言われて、尻に日差しを浴びせていました。

SPEAKING OF WHICH, IT'S BEEN ALMOST TWO WEEKS SINCE THE

SPEAKING OF WHICH, IT'S BEEN ALMOST TWO WEEKS SINCE THE

ELECTION, AND THE PRESIDENT STILL CAN'T FACE THAT HE LOST.

選挙、大統領はまだ彼が失ったことに直面することができません。

AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF OUR SEGMENT

AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF OUR SEGMENT

THAT JUST WON'T LEAVE: >> YOU VOTED FOR ME!

それは、どうしても離れない。>> あなたは私に投票した！

YOU VOTED FOR ME!

あなたは私に投票した！

YOU VOTED FOR ME!

あなたは私に投票した！

YOU VOTED FOR ME!

あなたは私に投票した！

>> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE."

>> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE."

>> YOU VOTED FOR ME!

>> あなたは私に投票した！

>> Stephen: WELL, IN A STUNNING RESULT THE PEACH STATE

>> スティーブン：WELL、驚くべき結果では、ピーチ州。

GEORGIA HAS FINALLY BEEN CALLED MACKING THE ULTIMATE TALLY IN

GEORGIA HAS FINALLY BEEN CALLED MACKING THE ULTIMATE TALLY IN

THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE BIDEN WINNING WITH 306 TO 2326789

2326789に306で勝利した選挙区立大学バイデン

COINCIDENTALLY, THE EXACT SAME NUMBER OF ELECTORAL VOTES AS

偶然にも、選挙人の投票数と全く同じ数の

20167.

20167.

SO, HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THAT FINAL RESULT?

SO, HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THAT FINAL RESULT?

>> WE WON BY A LANDSLIDE.

>> WE WON BY A LANDSLIDE.

A LANDSLIDE.

ランドサイド。

A LANDSLIDE.

ランドサイド。

A LANDSLIDE.

ランドサイド。

A LANDSLIDE.

ランドサイド。

A TREMENDOUS LANDSLIDE.

A TREMENDOUS LANDSLIDE.

>> Stephen: ♪ AND THE LANDSLIDE BROUGHT YOU DOWN ♪

>> ♪ And the LANDSLIDE BROUGHT YOU DOWN ♪

( LAUGHS ) ♪ I ALSO HAD SEX WITH-- THAT IS

( LAUGHS ) ♪ AND ALSOH HAD SEX WITH WITH... それは...

RIGHT UP THERE -- WITHOUT IS THE GUITAR CHRISTIE McVEE.

RIGHT UP THERE -- WITHOUT IS THE GUITAR CHRISTIE McVEE.

>> SORRY LINDS SEE BUCKINGHAM I HAD SOMETHING W IT WAS VERY

>> >> ごめんね、リンズがバッキングハムに会いに行ってきたんだけど、すごく気になることがあったんだ。

DARK, IT WAS VERY DARK, ALL I KNOW IS MUK FLEETWOOD CAN KEEP

暗くて、とても暗かったけど、私が知っているのは、ムック・フリートウッドが守ってくれるってことだけです。

TIME, MAN.

TIME, MAN.

BIDEN, BIDEN FLIPPED FIVE STARTS, GEORGIA, ORAZIETTI

BIDEN, BIDEN FLIPPED FIVE STARTS, GEORGIA, ORAZIETTI

ARIZONA, MICHIGAN, PENNSYLVANIA AND WISCONSIN, JOE FLIPPED

ARIZONA, MICHIGAN, PENNSYLVANIA, WISCONSIN, JOE FLIPPED

STATES IN THE SUN BELT AND THE RUST BELT.

太陽ベルトと錆びついたベルトの中の州。

I GUESS THERE IS NOTHING SUBURBAN WOMEN LIKE MORE THAN A

I GUESS THERE IS NOTHING SUBURBAN WOMEN LIKE MORE THAN A

REVERSIBLE BELT.

リバーシブルベルト。

FACED WITH THE OVERWHELMING WHAT T

FACED WITH THE OVERWHELMING WHAT T

FACED WITH THE OVERWHELMING "WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED,"

"実際に何が起こったのか "という 感動的な言葉に直面して

YESTERDAY, THE NOW LAME-DUCK PRESIDENT QUACKED, OF JOE BIDEN,

YESTERDAY, THE NOW LAME-DUCK PRESIDENT QUACKED, OF JOE BIDEN,

"HE WON BECAUSE THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED."

"HE WON BECAUSE THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED."

YOU HAD ME AT "HE WON."

"彼が勝った "で私を待っていた

THE REST OF IT I JUST KIND OF GOT ALL WARM AND DREAMY FOR.

それ以外の部分は......何となく温かくて夢見てしまいました。

BUT THEN, THE DENIER-IN-CHIEF DECLARED BACKSIES, TWEETING,

しかし、デニアー・イン チーフはツイッターで裏切りを宣言しました。

"I WON THE ELECTION!" THAT IS THE DIGITAL EQUIVALENT

"私は選挙に勝った！"それがデジタルと同等のものです

OF WAKING UP TO FIND GRANDPA SCREAMING ON THE LAWN.

目が覚めたら 祖父母が泣き叫んでいるのを見つけた

SCREAMING ON THE LAWN IN HIS UNDERWEAR.

下着を着たまま、道端で叫んでいました。

YOU CAN'T GIVE A STANDARD MENTAL COGNITION TEST BECAUSE THE FIRST

最初のテストでは、標準的な精神的思考力テストを行うことはできません。

QUESTION IS WHO IS THE PRESIDENT.

QUESTION IS WHO IS THE PRESIDENT.

NOW REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE SOON TO BE NOT PRESIDENT TWEETS, THE

今ではもうすぐ大統領ではない人がツイートすることを気にせずに

ELECTION IS OVER AND THERE SHOULD BE NO DOUBT ABOUT THE

選挙は終わっているし、それについては何の疑いもないはずだ。

SECURITY AND FAIRNESS OF THE VOTING IN FACT FEDERAL AND STATE

事実上の連邦および州の投票の安全性と公平性

GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ISSUED A JOINT STATEMENT THURSDAY SAYING

政府関係者は、木曜日に共同声明を発表しました。

THAT THIS YEAR'S ELECTION WAS THE MOST SECURE IN AMERICAN

今年の選挙はアメリカで最も安全だった

HISTORY.

歴史。

KIND OF IRONIC KIND OF IRONIC, SINCE IT

カインド オブ アイロニック カインド オブ アイロニック SINCE IT

DEFEATED THE MOST INSECURE PRESIDENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY.

アメリカの歴史の中で最も安全でない大統領を倒しました。

BUT ONE MEMBER OF THE ADMINISTRATION IS COMING TO

BUT ONE MEMBER OF THE ADMINISTRATION IS COMING TO

THEIR SENSES: NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER AND ANDERSON STUPOR,

彼らの感覚。国家安全保障アドバイザー・アンダーソン・ストゥーパー。

ROBERT O'BRIEN.

ロバート・オブライエン

TODAY, O'BRIEN DARED TO SAY THIS ABOUT A POSSIBLE TRANSITION TO A

今日、オブライエンはあえてこれを言いました 遷都の可能性について

BIDEN ADMINISTRATION.

BIDEN ADMINISTRATION.

>> WE MAY HAVE POLICY DISAGREEMENTS, BUT, LOOK, IF

>> 私たちは、ポリシーの不一致を持っていてもよいが、見てください。

THE BIDEN-HARRIS TICKET IS DETERMINED TO BE THE WINNER AND

THE BIDEN-HARRIS TICKET IS DETERMINED TO BE THE WINNER AND

IT'S-━ OBVIOUSLY THINGS LOOK THAT WAY NOW-━ WE'LL HAVE A VERY

IT'S-━ OBVIOUSLY THINGS LOOK THAT WAY NOW-━ WE'LL HAVE A VERY

PROFESSIONAL TRANSITION FROM THE NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL,

国家安全保障会議からの専門的な移行。

THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.

THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.

>> Stephen: NO SURPRISE THAT O'BRIEN IS STARTING TO EASE THE

>> スティーブンオブライエンが緩和し始めたのは 驚くべきことではありません

BIG MAN OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

ホワイトハウスの大物

BEFORE SERVING AS NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER, HE WAS

国家安全保障顧問を務める前は

SPECIAL PRESIDENTIAL ENVOY FOR HOSTAGE AFFAIRS.

人質問題のための特別大統領特使だ

SO WE KNOW HOW THIS IS GOING TO END.

これがどうやって終わるのか分かったわね

"SIR, LEAVE THE BUILDING NOW, AND WE WILL FULFILL YOUR LIST OF

"SIR, LEAVE THE BUILDING NOW, AND WE WILL FULFILL YOUR LIST OF

DEMANDS: LEGAL IMMUNITY, A HIGHLY INACCURATE BATHROOM

要求：合法的な免疫力、非常に不正確なバスルーム

SCALE, A BOTTOMLESS BUCKET OF K.F.C., YOU GET TO MEET THE

スケール、K.F.C.の底なしバケット、あなたはあなたに会うことができます。

COLONEL, A LETTER FROM YOUR DAD SAYING THAT HE LOVES YOU, A

大佐 親父さんからの手紙で 君を愛しているとのことだ

LETTER FROM THE COLONEL SAYING THAT HE LOVES YOU, AND A SECOND

大佐からの手紙 彼はあなたを愛していると言って、第二の

BOTTOMLESS BUCKET OF K.F.C., AND A SECOND EVEN FALLER

K.F.C.の底なしバケットとセカンドイーブンファラー

SKYSCRAPER IN NEW YORK WITH YOUR NAME ON IT THAT ALSO, IF I AM

ニューヨークのスカイスキャナーに あなたの名前が載っていて、もし私がそうなら

READING THIS RIGHT, HAS-- HAS-- -- THINK ABOUT THIS,

READING THIS RIGHT, HAS-- HAS-- -- THINK ABOUT THIS,

MEANWHILE INSTEAD OF ARGUING WITH A TOLDER, BIDEN IS CALMLY

一方では、押収者と論争している間に、バイデンは落ち着いています。

PREPARING TO TAKE THE REIGNS OF THE GOVERNMENT, UNFORTUNATELY

幸いなことに、政府の政権を取る準備をしています。

THE GOVERNMENT HASN'T BEEN COMPANY RATING HE HAD HAS BEEN

政府は会社の格付けをしていなかったが、彼はそれをしてきた。

DENIED OFFICE SPACE AND DIN-- WOMAN EXPLAINING WHY SHE

オフィスとダイニングを奪われた女性が理由を説明する

WILL CALL THE COPS ON THIS COOKOUTK EMILY MURPHY.

WILL CALL THE COPS ON THIS COOKOUTK EMILY MURPHY.

MURPHY WAS INSTALLED BY THE RESIDENT IN 2017 AND HAS

マーフィーは2017年に居住者によって設置され、持っています。

REMAINED A LOYALIST.

ロイヤリストであり続けた。

EVEN THOUGH BIDEN HAS AN INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD MURPHY HAS

バイデンは保険適用可能なリードを持っているにもかかわらず、マーフィーは持っています。

SO FAR REFUSED TO CERTIFIED BIDEN AS THE ELECTIONS WINNER AS

これまでのところ、選挙の勝者として認定されたBIDENに拒否されています

THE PRESIDENT ATTEMPTS TO OVERTURN THE ELECTION RESULTS IN

大統領は選挙の結果を逆転させるために試みます

COURT.

司法書士事務所。

THAT COULTER THAT COURT CASE IS, OF COURSE,

そのコートケースは当然のことながら

SNOWBALL'S CHANCE V. HELL.

SNOWBALL'S CHANCE V.HELL.

BUT MURPHY DOESN'T SEEM TO THINK THIS ADMINISTRATION WILL LAST

BUT MURPHY DOESN'T SEEM TO THINK THIS ADMINISTRATION WILL LAST

MUCH LONGER, BECAUSE A NEW REPORT SAYS THAT SHE RECENTLY

長くなりました 新しい報告書によると 彼女は最近だそうです

SENT A MESSAGE TO AN ASSOCIATE INQUIRING ABOUT EMPLOYMENT

雇用について尋ねている同僚にメッセージを送った

OPPORTUNITIES IN 2021.

2021年にOPPORTUNITIES。

THIS IS SO UNFAIR!

これはとても不公平だ！

SHE WON'T LET AMERICA MOVE ON, BUT SHE'S SEARCHING FOR THE NEXT

彼女はアメリカが移動するのを許すつもりはないが、彼女は次のものを探している。

JOB?

JOB?

WELL, SHE SHOULD FIND SOMETHING SUITABLE ON EnableAMonster.com.

まあ、彼女は見つけるべきです 何か適切なものをEnableAMonster.com上で。

THIS WEEKEND THERE WAS SOMETHING CALLED THE "MILLION MAGA MARCH,"

THIS WEEKEND THERE WAS SOMETHING CALLED THE "MILLION MAGA MARCH,"

A PROTEST IN SUPPORT OF THE PRESIDENT'S FALSE CLAIM THAT HE

大統領の「自分がやった」という虚偽の主張を支持する抗議行動

WAS CHEATED OUT OF AN ELECTION WIN.

選挙で騙されたのよ

NOW, THE THING ABOUT THE MILLION MAGA MARCH: IT WASN'T QUITE A

NOW, THE THING ABOUT THE MILLION MAGA MARCH: IT WASN'T QUITE A

MILLION.

MILLION.

INSTEAD, ATTENDEES NUMBERED SOMEWHERE IN THE TENS OF

また、出席者は数十人のうちのどこかで数えられていました。

THOUSANDS RANGE.

THOUSANDS RANGE.

10,000, A MILLION, THAT'S JUST HOW THEY COUNT.

10,000、100万、それが数え方だ。

YOU ROUND UP FOR MARCHES, ROUND DOWN FOR COVID DEATHS.

あなたは行進のために丸め込み、 コヴィドの死のために丸め込む。

IT'S ALL IN THEIR TEXT BOOK, "BASIC ARITH-MAGA."

"基本的なアリズマガ "という本に載っています。

ONE PERSON CLEARLY NOT IN THE POCKET OF BIG REALITY: WHITE

ビッグ・リアリティのポケットに入っていない人物：白

HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY AND THIRD SISTER FROM "FROZEN" WHO

HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY AND THIRD SISTER FROM "FROZEN" WHO

ACTUALLY WANTED THE TOWN TO DIE, KAYLEIGH McENANY.

ACTUALLY WANTED THE TOWN TO DIE, KAYLEIGH McENANY.

McENANY TWEETED, "MORE THAN ONE MILLION MARCHERS FOR PRESIDENT

マケナニーがツイッターで "MORE THAN ONE MILLION MARCHERS FOR PRESIDENT "と発言

DESCEND ON THE SWAMP IN SUPPORT."

"支援のためにスワンプに降りる"

SO THE ADMINISTRATION ENDS AS IT BEGAN, LYING ABOUT CROWD SIZE.

だからアドミニストレーションは、それが始まったように終了し、クラウドサイズについて嘘をついています。

THEY'VE COME FULL CIRCLE.

彼らは完全に一周してきました。

THAT'S JUST BASIC GEOM-MAGA.

それは基本的なジオムマガです。

OF COURSE, THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO MARCH.

OF COURSE, THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO MARCH.

AND IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE TO WANT TO HAVE ONE LAST MAGA.

最後のMAGAを手に入れようとするのは 理解しがたいことだ

NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, IT'S NO FUN TO LOSE.

あなたが誰であろうと、それは失うことは楽しいことではありません。

AND IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE HANGING UP YOUR MAGA HAT, HERE

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