WELCOME TO A "LATE SHOW," I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

WELCOME TO A "LATE SHOW," I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

I'M THE LUCK JUST MAN ON TELEVISION.

私はテレビのラッキー・ジャスト・マンです。

JULIE ANDREWS IS WITH US TONIGHT.

ジュリー・アンドリューズは 今夜一緒にいます

THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IS ONLY FIVE DAYS AWAY.

THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IS ONLY FIVE DAYS AWAY.

TO REMEMBER THIS, I WROTE IT DOWN.

忘れないように下に書いておいたんだ

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE'S REMEMBERING THIS YEAR BECAUSE

でも、みんなが今年のことを思い出しているように見えるのは、なぜか

EARLY TURNOUT IS AT RECORD LEVELS AND ACCORDING TO

早期の来場者数は過去最高を記録しており、その結果に基づいています。

ODDS-MAKERS, THE 2020 ELECTION IS THE

オッズメイカーズ、2020年の選挙は

MOST BET-ON EVENT IN HISTORY.

MOST BET-ON EVENT IN HISTORY.

THAT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

それは、私は理解できません。

ARE THE STAKES NOT HIGH ENOUGH ALREADY, THAT YOU'VE GOT TO BET

ARE THE STAKES NOT HIGH ENOUGH ALREADY, THAT YOU'VE GOT TO BET

ON IT, TOO?

乗ってるのか？

THAT'S LIKE YOUR SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR SAYING:

スカイダイビングのインストラクターが言ってるように

(AS INSTRUCTOR) "BEFORE WE JUMP, ANYONE WANT TO

(指導者として) "ジャンプする前に、誰でもいいですか？

PLACE A BET ON WHETHER THE CHUTE OPENS?

PLACE A BET ON WHETHER THE CHUTE OPENS?

TEN BUCKS, LET'S MAKE IT INTERESTING."

"１０ＢＵＣＫＳ 面白おかしくしよう"

NOW, COVID-19 IS THE BIGGEST ISSUE IN THIS ELECTION, NEXT TO

NOW, COVID-19 IS THE BIGGEST ISSUE IN THIS ELECTION, NEXT TO

DADDY ISSUES.

DADDY ISSUES.

AND COVID CASES ARE EXPLODING ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, WHICH

AND COVID CASES ARE EXPLODING ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, WHICH

BRINGS US TO TONIGHT'S INSTALLMENT OF OUR

今夜は、私たちのインストールに私たちをもたらします。

POSSIBLY-RUNNING-'TIL-2022 SEGMENT, "CATCH A THIRD WAVE:

2022年３月期のセグメント「第３の波をつかまえろ」を予定しています。

ENDLESS BUMMER."

ENDLESS BUMMER."

LET ME WASH OVER YOU!

LET ME WASH OVER YOU!

OH, OH, SICK!

OH、OH、SICK!

AAAHHH!

うわああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

GET OUT, GET OUT!

GET OUT, GET OUT!

CURRENTLY, CASES ARE RISING IN MORE THAN 40 STATES, AND WHEN IT

現在、40以上の州で症例が増加していますが、その際には、以下のような問題が発生します。

COMES TO THE WEST AND MIDWEST, THE CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE WARNS

COMES TO THE WEST AND MIDWEST, THE CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE WARNS

OF "UNRELENTING, BROAD COMMUNITY SPREAD."

"不愉快で 広範囲なコミュニティの広がり "の

ALSO THE THEME OF TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN RALLIES.

トランプの選挙運動のテーマでもあります。

AS THE CAMPAIGN DRAWS TO A CLOSE, TRUMP AND BIDEN ARE

キャンペーンが終了すると、 トランプとバイデンは、

PUSHING OPPOSING PANDEMIC STRATEGIES.

PUSHING OPPOSING PANDEMIC STRATEGESIES.

BIDEN IS PUSHING VIRAL CONTAINMENT, WHILE TRUMP IS

トランプがいる間、バイデンはバイラルコンテインメントを推し進めています。

PUSHING YOUR GRANDMA INTO TRAFFIC.

祖母を交通機関に押し込んで

THE DIFFERENCES ARE EVIDENT IN THEIR STUMP SPEECHES.

その違いは、彼らの突飛なスピーチで証明されています。

HERE'S BIDEN YESTERDAY IN THE SWING STATE OF WILMINGTON,

HERE'S BIDEN YESTERDAY IN THE SWING STATE OF WILMINGTON,

DELAWARE: >> EVEN IF I WIN, IT IS GOING TO

私が勝っても、それはそれでいいのです。

TAKE A LOT OF HARD WORK TO END THIS PANDEMIC.

このパンデミックを終わらせるためには、多くの苦労が必要です。

I AM NOT RUNNING ON A FALSE PROMISE OF BEING ABLE TO END

終わらせるという偽りの約束をしているわけではありません。

THIS PANDEMIC BY FLIPPING A SWITCH.

スイッチを切り替えることで、パンデミックになります。

>> STEPHEN: HE'S RIGHT.

>> STEPHEN: HE'S RIGHT.

WE'RE NOT GOING TO END THIS PANDEMIC BY FLIPPING A SWITCH.

スイッチをひっくり返して パンデミックを終わらせるつもりはない

WE'RE GOING TO DO IT BY PULLING A LEVER.

俺たちはレバーを引っ張ってやるんだ

AND THEN FLIPPING THE BIRD.

そして、鳥を飛ばす。

MEANWHILE, TRUMP'S PLATFORM CONSISTS OF NOTHING BUT FALSE

一方で、TRUMPのプラットフォームは、偽り以外の何物でもありません。

PROMISES: >> A SAFE VACCINE IS COMING VERY

PROMISES: >> 安全なワクチンはすぐそこまで来ています。

QUICKLY.

QUICKLY.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE IT MOMENTARILY.

すぐに手に入れるんだ

>> STEPHEN: MOMENTARILY.

>> 瞬間的に。

THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL YOU WHEN IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG TIME,

THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL YOU WHEN IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG TIME,

BUT THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO WALK OUT OF THE OLIVE GARDEN.

でも、彼らはあなたが庭から出て行くことを望んでいません。

IN FACT, WHEN YOU CALL THE C.D.C., YOU GET THIS MESSAGE:

IN FACT, WHEN YOU CALL THE C.D.C., YOU GET THIS MESSAGE:

>> THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE C.D.C., YOUR LUNGS ARE IMPORTANT

>> THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE C.D.C., YOUR LUNGS ARE IMPORTANT

TO US.

アメリカに

PLEASE REMAIN LOCKED IN YOUR HOUSE AND THE VACCINE WILL BE

家の中に閉じこもっていてください。

WITH YOU IN THE ORDER IN WHICH YOU WERE DISEASED.

WITH YOU IN THE ORDER IN WHICH YOU WERE DISEASED.

>> STEPHEN: TRUMP ASSURED HIS SUPPORTERS THE PANDEMIC IS

>> STEPHEN: TRUMP ASSURED HIS SUPPORTERS THE PANDEMIC IS

ALMOST OVER: >> WE'RE ROUNDING THE TURN

もう終わりだ>> 折り返し地点を回っている

REGARDLESS.

REGARDLESS.

NORMAL LIFE WILL FULLY RESUME.

普通の生活は完全に再開します。

THAT'S WHAT WE WANT, RIGHT?

THAT'S WHAT WE WANT, RIGHT?

NORMAL LIFE.

NORMAL LIFE.

WE JUST WANT A NORMAL LIFE, LIKE WE HAD SEVEN MONTHS AGO.

普通の生活をしたいんだ7ヶ月前と同じように

>> STEPHEN: YEAH, I MISS THOSE PRE-PANDEMIC DAYS OF WAKING UP

>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>

TO FIND OUT WHAT COUNTRY HE HAD BLACKMAILED, WHICH PORN STAR HE

TO FIND OUT WHAT COUNTRY HE HAD BLACKMAILED, WHICH PORN STAR HE

HAD PAID OFF, AND WHICH HURRICANE HE WAS THREATENING

支払いが終わっていて、どのハリケーンに襲われていたのか？

TO NUKE.

TO NUKE.

YOU KNOW, NORMAL.

YOU KNOW, NORMAL.

TRUMP THINKS THAT THE WAY FORWARD IS TO ACHIEVE SOMETHING

TRUMP THINKS THAT THE WAY FORWARD IS TO ACHIEVE SOMETHING

CALLED HERD IMMUNITY, A TERRIBLE IDEA WHERE THE MAJORITY OF THE

群れの免疫力と呼ばれる、大多数がどこにいるのかという恐ろしい考えです。

POPULATION CATCHES THE DISEASE, MILLIONS DIE, BUT THOSE WHO

POPULATION CATCHES THE DISEASE, MILLIONS DIE, BUT THOSE WHO

SURVIVE WILL BE ABLE TO WALK AMONG US SAFELY, AS TRUMP

SURVIVEは、TRUMPのように、安全に私たちの間を歩くことができるようになります。

DEMONSTRATED WITH FELLOW SUPER-SPREADER, RAND PAUL:

DEMONSTRATED WITH FELLOW SUPER-SPREADER, RAND PAUL:

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

HERE'S TO IMMUNITY!

IMMUNITYに乾杯!

>> TO IMMUNE PEOPLE!

>> 移民の人たちへ!

(LAUGHS) ( LAUGHTER )

(笑) ( LAUGHS ) ( LAUGHTER )

>> STEPHEN: YES, THE IMMUNE PEOPLE.

>> そう、免疫のある人たちだ。

SUPER DOUCHES WHO DON'T CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE.

SUPER DOUCHES WHO DON'T CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE.

THEY'RE THE "ECHH MEN!" THANK YOU MADD MAGAZINE.

THEY'RE THE "ECHH MEN!" THANK YOU MADD MAGAZINE.

STRANGELY, TRUMP'S BLATANT DISREGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE SEEMS

奇妙なことに、トランプは人間の命をあからさまに軽視しているように見えます。

TO BE HURTING HIM WITH THE KEY DEMOGRAPHIC OF HUMANS.

TO BE HURTING HIM WITH THE KEY DEMOGRAPHIC OF HUMANS.

THE LATEST ABC NEWS/"WASHINGTON POST"/P.F. CHANG'S GREAT WALL OF

THE LATEST ABC NEWS/"WASHINGTON POST"/P.F. CHANG'S GREAT WALL OF

CHOCOLATE POLL SHOWS THAT BIDEN IS LEADING TRUMP BY 17 POINTS IN

チョコレートの調査では、ビデンは17ポイントでトランプをリードしていることを示しています。

WISCONSIN.

ウィスコンシン

17?

17?

TRUMP DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER TO BE WORRIED ABOUT THAT LEAD, OR

TRUMPは、そのリードについて心配されるべきかどうかを知らない、または

START DATING IT.

日付を付けろ

( "GROOVE IS IN THE HEART" ) >> HE WISHES YOU WELL

( " GROOVE IS IN THE HEART" ) >> HE WISHES YOU WELLOW TO WISH YOU WELLOW

GHISLAINE!

ギズレーヌ！

>> STEPHEN: IT'S NOT JUST WISCONSIN.

>> それはウィスコンシンだけではない。

TRUMP IS PLAYING CATCH-UP IN LOTS OF STATES HE WON IN 2016.

TRUMP IS PLAYING CATCH-UP IN LOTS OF STATES HE WON IN 2016.

EVEN THOUGH TRUMP WON IT FOUR YEARS AGO, BIDEN HOLDS A 48-44

4年前にトランプ氏が勝利したにもかかわらず、バイデンは48-44を維持しています。

LEAD IN ARIZONA.

LEAD IN ARIZONA.

BUT IT'S A DRY LEAD.

しかし、それはドライリードです。

ANYWAY, YESTERDAY, TRUMP HELD A RALLY IN THE COPPER STATE, WHICH

ANYWAY, YESTERDAY, TRUMP HELD A RALLY IN THE COPPER STATE, WHICH

I AM BEING TOLD ARIZONA IS, AND HE RAILED AGAINST THE AUTHOR OF

アリゾナがそうだと聞いていますが、彼はその作者を非難しています。

THE 2018 ANONYMOUS "NEW YORK TIMES" OP-ED, SAYING TRUMP WAS

2018年のアノニマス「ニューヨーク・タイムズ」のOP-EDでは、TRUMPの発言が話題になった。

OUT OF CONTROL, WHO WE FOUND OUT YESTERDAY WAS SOME GUY.

OUT OF CONTROL, WHO WE FOUND OUT YESTERDAY WAS SOME GUY.

>> HE WROTE A PHONY BOOK, WHICH IF YOU HEARD ABOUT ANONYMOUS, IT

>> アノニマスのことを聞いたなら、電話帳を書いていた。

WAS LIKE SOMEBODY THAT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME.

WAS LIKE SOMEBODY THAT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME.

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN HOPE HICKS, WHO IS RIGHT THERE.

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN HOPE HICKS, WHO IS RIGHT THERE.

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN JARED.

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN JARED.

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN MIKE LEE.

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN MIKE LEE.

I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE GREAT STATE OF UTAH.

私はユタ州のことを心配していました。

I WAS EXTREMELY WORRIED ABOUT RAND PAUL.

ランド・ポールのことを非常に心配していました。

MAYBE IT WAS RAND.

ランドだったのかもしれない

>> STEPHEN: THAT'S A WEIRD UNFORCED ERROR.

>> それは奇妙なフォーキャストされていないエラーだ。

(AS TRUMP) "NOW THAT THE MYSTERY'S SOLVED,

(AS TRUMP) "NOW THAT THE MYSTERY'S SOLVED,

I WANT TO MAKE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR: I DON'T TRUST MY

I want to make it abundantly clear: I don't trust my my.

SON-IN-LAW, OR ANY OF THESE PEOPLE AROUND ME.

義理の息子や私の周りの人たちが

THEY ALL KNOW THINGS THAT, IF THEY SPILLED THEIR GUTS, I'D BE

彼らは皆知っていることを知っている もし彼らが自分のガッツをこぼしたら、私はなるだろう。

GONE IN A MINUTE.

GONE IN A MINUTE.

IT'S A NEST OF HIGHLY KNOWLEDGABLE VIPERS.

それは非常に有名なVIPの巣です。

AND I AM JUST SO THANKFUL NONE OF THEM HAS A CONSCIENCE OR I

そして、私は本当に感謝しています 彼らの誰もが意識を持っていないか、私は。

WOULD BE IN REAL TROUBLE.

本当に困ったことになっている

TRUMP WASN'T ALONE.

トランプは一人ではありませんでした。

HE ALSO BROUGHT SOME SPECIAL GUESTS, LIKE MINORITY LEADER,

HE ALSO BROUGHT SOME SPECIAL GUESTS, LIKE MINORITY LEADER,

KEVIN MCCARTHY, WHO FANTASIZED ABOUT TAKING BACK THE HOUSE:

ケビン・マッカーシー 誰が家を取り戻すことを 夢見ていたか

>> I WANT YOU TO WATCH NANCY PELOSI HAND ME THAT GAVEL, AND I

>> ナンシー・ペローシがガヴェルを手渡すのを見て欲しいのです

PROMISE YOU THIS, I WON'T BANG HER WITH IT, BUT I'LL BANG THE

これを約束してくれ 俺はそれで彼女を叩くつもりはない だが俺は叩くぞ

END TO THE SOCIALISM.

社会主義に終止符を打つ

>> STEPHEN: KEVIN, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR WHO OR WHAT YOU'RE GOING

>> 誰もあなたが誰に何をしに行くのか 聞きたくないのよ

TO BANG, OKAY?

TO BANG, OKAY?

WE ALSO DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOU LICKING COMMUNISM, OR HOW

我々はまた、あなたのことを聞きたいと思っていません あなたがコミュニティ主義を舐めている、またはどのように

MEDICARE FOR ALL IS "GOING DOWN."

MEDICARE FOR ALL IS "GOING DOWN."

IT'S CORONAVIRUS, OKAY?

IT'S CORONAVIRUS, OKAY?

STAY HOME AND BANG YOUR OWN GAVEL.

STAY HOME AND BANG YOUR OWN GAVEL.

WITH THE ZOOM OFF.

WITH THE ZOOM OFF.

TRUMP ALSO WELCOMED UP ARIZONA SENATOR MARTHA MCSALLY.

TRUMPはARIZONA上院議員をも歓迎しました。

THEY HAVE A TRICKY RELATIONSHIP.

THEY HAVE A TRICKY RELATIONSHIP.

BECAUSE TRUMP ISN'T TOO POPULAR IN ARIZONA, SHE'S BEEN HESITANT

トランプはアリゾナでは人気がないので、彼女は躊躇していました。

TO FULLY ENDORSE HIM.

TO FULLY ENDORSE HIM.

LET'S SEE IF HE NOTICED: >> MARTHA MCSALLY.

彼が気付いたかどうか確認しましょう >> マーサ・マクサリー

MARTHA.

マーサ

( CHEERS ) GREAT.

( CHEERS ) GREAT.

GREAT, MARTHA, GREAT.

GREAT、MARTHA、GREAT。

MARTHA, COME UP.

マーサ、出てきてください。

JUST FAST.

速くしてくれ

QUICK, QUICK.

クィック、クィック

FAST.

FAST.

FAST, COME ON, QUICK.

早く、早く、早く、早く。

YOU GOT ONE MINUTE.

あと1分だ

ONE MINUTE, MARTHA.

1分、マルタ。

THEY DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS MARTHA, COME ON, LET'S GO.

彼らはドン2' - tは、このマーサを聞くために必要はありません、上に来て、レッツゴー。

QUICK, QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.

QUICK！QUICK！QUICK！QUICK！QUICK！QUICK！QUICK！QUICK！QUICK！QUICK！QUICK！QUICK！QUICK！QUICK！QUICK

>> Stephen: THAT IS RUDE BUT ALSO KIND OF REFRESHING.

>> スティーブンそれは失礼だが、同時に一種のリフレッシングでもある。

USUALLY, IT'S THE WOMAN WHO'S TELLING TRUMP TO HURRY UP AND

通常、それは誰がトランプに急げと言っている女性です。

GET IT OVER WITH.

終わったら終わりだ

TRUMP REALLY HAS A LOT OF TERRITORY TO DEFEND, BECAUSE

TRUMPは本当に擁護すべき多くの領土を持っています。

"JOE BIDEN IS MAKING A LATE STAGE PLAY FOR TEXAS."

"ジョー・バイデンはテキサスのために 後期劇を作っている"

(AS BIDEN) "THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOIN' FOR

(AS BIDEN) "THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOIN' FOR

IT, JACK!

IT, JACK!

EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS!

EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS!

REMEMBER THE ALAMO...

REMEMBER THE ALAMO...

ALSO, REMEMBER WHERE I PUT MY GLASSES-- NEVER MIND, THEY'RE IN

それと、メガネをどこに置いたか覚えておいて...気にしないで、入ってるから。

FRONT OF MY EYES.

FRONT OF MY EYES.

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK.

いつも最後に見る場所だ

COME ON!" GIVE ME SOME OF THAT BIG TOAST,

頑張れ！大きなトーストをちょうだい

HUH?

ハァッ？

JOE COULD GET TEXAS!

JOE COULD GET TEXAS!

THAT WOULD BE SO UNEXPECTED, BUT SO GREAT!

予想外だったけど、すごい！

LIKE IF BRADLEY COOPER AND LADY GAGA BECAME A REAL COUPLE.

ブラドリー・クーパーとレディ・ギャガが カップルになったら？

WE ALL WANTED IT SO BAD!

私たちは皆、それをとても欲しがっていました！

THEY ALMOST KISSED AT THE OSCARS!

オスカーでキスしそうになった！

THEY COULD'VE DANCED TO "SHALLOW" AT THEIR OWN WEDDING!

彼らは自分の結婚式で "シャロー "を踊った！

COME ON, I'M OFF THE DEEP END!

COME ON, I'M OFF THE DEEP END!

THAT DEEP END LINE GOT ADDED AFTER I LEFT THE ROOM.

THAT DEEP END LINE GOT ADDED AFTER I LEFT THE ROOM.

I LIKE IT BUT THAT CAME AS A SURPRISE.

私はそれが好きだけど、それは意外だった。

BUT IF BIDEN DOESN'T SNAG TEXAS, THE ELECTORAL MAP COULD COME

しかし、BIDENがTEXASを引っかからない場合は、選挙地図が来る可能性があります。

DOWN TO PENNSYLVANIA, WHICH IS WHY TRUMP IS MAKING A HUGE

ペンシルバニア州に下って、それがトランプが大騒ぎしている理由です。

EFFORT THERE TO GET OUT THE VOTE.

EFFORT THERE TO GET OUT THE VOTE.

I'M SORRY, I MISREAD THAT.

すみません、読み違えました。

UH, "THROW OUT" THE VOTE.

"THROW OUT" THE VOTE.

BECAUSE, TRAILING IN THE POLLS "IN PENNSYLVANIA, TRUMP'S

BECAUSE, TRAILING IN THE POLLS "IN PENNSYLVANIA, TRUMP'S

CAMPAIGN IS TRYING TO MAKE VOTING HARDER."

"キャンペーンは投票を困難にしようとしている"

AND IT'S ALREADY HARD ENOUGH THERE.

AND IT'S ALREADY HARD ENOUGH THERE.

IN SOME PARTS OF PENNSYLVANIA, THERE'S NOSE-TO-TAIL BUGGY

ペンシルバニアの一部の地域では、鼻から爪の生えた虫がいる。

TRAFFIC BEFORE YOU EVEN GET TO THE VOTING BARN.

TRAFFIC BEFORE YOU EVEN GET TO THE VOTING BARN.

WHICH YOU HAVE TO RAISE!

WHICH YOU HAVE TO RAISE!

TRUMP'S TEAM IS TRYING TO STOP THE STATE FROM COUNTING ABSENTEE

トランプ陣営は州が 欠席者をカウントするのを止めようとしている

AND MAIL-IN VOTES, PRESENTING GARBAGE EVIDENCE OF VOTER FRAUD

投票者の不正の証拠を提示して投票用紙を郵送している

LIKE THIS.

LIKE THIS.

DURING THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY, A MAN NAMED ADAM GOODMAN POSTED

民主党主席選挙中、アダム・グードマンという男が投稿した。

THIS PHOTO ON INSTAGRAM, IN WHICH HE PROUDLY HELD UP TWO

インスタグラムでのこの写真は、彼が誇らしげに2つを持っていた。

MAIL-IN BALLOTS OUTSIDE A DROP BOX.

郵便投票用紙を郵便受けの外に投函してください。

AH-HAH?

AH-HAH?

UH-UH.

UH-UH。

BECAUSE ONE OF THOSE BELONGED TO HIS HUSBAND, STANDING OUT OF

そのうちの一人が夫に属していたからだ。

FRAME.

フレーム。

NEVERTHELESS, HE SOON FOUND THAT THE PICTURE HAD BEEN INCLUDED IN

しかし、彼はすぐにその写真が

LITIGATION THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN FILED AGAINST PHILADELPHIA.

訴訟 トランプ・キャンペーンは フィラデルフィアに訴えた

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IS SCANNING INSTAGRAM TO TRY TO SHUT DOWN

トランプ陣営は、インスタグラムをスキャンして、シャットダウンしようとしています。

VOTING.

投票。

(AS LAWYER) "YOUR HONOR, AS YOU CAN SEE IN

（弁護士として）「あなたの名誉は、ご覧の通りです。

EXHIBIT A, JUST BEFORE HALLOWEEN, THE DEFENDANT'S DOG

EXHIBIT A, JUSTEFORE HALLOWEEN, JUSTEFORE HALLOWEEN, THE DEFANT'S DOG OF THE DEFANT'S DOG

PUT ON A CLEVER ASTRONAUT DISGUISE, OBVIOUSLY IN ORDER TO

鮮明なアストロンAUTの混乱を避けるために、はっきりと順序をつけてください。

VOTE ILLEGALLY FROM DOG-SPACE."

"ドッグスペースから不正に投票する"

FEELING ANXIOUS ABOUT TUESDAY'S UPCOMING ELECTION?

火曜日に迫った選挙について不安を感じていますか？

AS I AM?

ありのままの私？

WELL, YOU'RE NOT ALONE.

君は一人じゃない

ACCORDING TO A RECENT STUDY, NEARLY 70% OF U.S. ADULTS SAY

最近の研究によると、米国の成人の70％近くがそう言っています。

THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IS A SIGNIFICANT SOURCE OF STRESS.

大統領選挙はストレスの重要な原因です。

IT'S OKAY.

大丈夫です。

JUST TAKE DEEP CLEANSING BREATHS TO FORGET ABOUT THIS ELECTION

JUST TAKE DEEP CLEANSING BREATHS TO FORGET ABOUT THIS ELECTION

AND START FOCUSING ON HOW MUCH CORONAVIRUS YOU JUST INHALED.

AND START FOCUSING ON HOW MUCH CORONAVIRUS YOU JUST INHALED.

AND DEMOCRATS AREN'T THE ONLY ONES WORRIED.

民主党だけが心配しているわけではありません。

ACCORDING TO ONE MENTAL HEALTH EXPERT, ALTHOUGH THE SPECIFIC

メンタルヘルスの専門家によると、特別なことではあるが

CONCERNS DO DIFFER BASED ON POLITICAL LEANING, THE FEELINGS

懸念は、政治的な傾き、感情に基づいて異なります。

THAT ARE COMING UP DON'T.

それは出てくるわよ

WHICH IS WHY THERE'S SUDDENLY A GROUNDSWELL OF SUPPORT FOR THIRD

WHICH IS WHY THERE'S SUDDENLY A GROUNDSWELL OF SUPPORT FOR THIRD

PARTY TICKET, PROZAC-AMBIEN 2020: MAKE AMERICA WHAT WERE

PARTY TICKET, PROZAC-AMBIEN 2020: MAKE AMERICA WHAT WERE

WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN?

また話してるのか？

THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON UP HERE IN THE OLD SQUIRREL CAGE.

古いスクウェアレルの檻の中で 起こっていることだ。

OH, WAIT.

待って

WHAT AM I READING?

何を読んでるの？

WHO ARE YOU?

WHO ARE YOU?

WHY AM I NOT IN THE THEATER?

なぜ私は劇場にいないのか？

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

TWO RESEARCHERS HAVE DEVELOPED A MEASURE CALLED THE POLITICAL

二人の研究者は、政治的と呼ばれる測定値を開発しました。

STRESS INDICATOR, WHICH IS ACTUALLY HIGHER NOW THAN IT WAS

ストレスの指標、現在は以前よりも実際に高くなっています。

BEFORE THE CIVIL WAR.

BEFORE THE CIVIL WAR.

MATTER OF FACT, WE'RE SO CLOSE TO A CIVIL WAR THAT KEN BURNS IS

実のところ、ケン・バーンズが戦争になるのは もう目前だ

ALREADY MAKING THE DOCUMENTARY: ♪

すでにドキュメンタリーを作っています。

♪ >> MY DEAREST MARTHA, HOW I MISS

♪ >> MY DEAREST MARTHA, HOW I MISS ME MISS

YOU.

君だ

I HAVE SPENT SEVEN LONG MONTHS IN MARINARA-STAINED SWEATPANTS,

マリナラステインのスウェットパンツを 履いて７ヶ月の月日が経ちました

UNABLE TO LEAVE MY HOUSE.

私の家を離れることができません。

I'M PASSING THE HOURS WORRYING ABOUT UNDECIDED VOTERS IN

私は時間を潰しています 決められていない投票者のことで 悩んでいます

CENTRAL FLORIDA AND DOOM-SCROLLING ON TWITTER.

フロリダ州中央部とツイッターの運命スクロール。

SEND NUDES, EGGPLANT EMOJI, PEACH EMOJI.

SEND NUDES, EGGPLANT EMOJI, PEACH EMOJI.

>> STEPHEN: BUT IF YOU'RE FEELING HOPELESS, THERE MIGHT BE

>> でも、希望がないと感じているならば、あるかもしれません。

ANOTHER WAY TO PERK UP.

もう一つの方法があります。

EXPERTS SAY THAT IT MAY BE MORE PRODUCTIVE TO FOCUS ON ACTION,

エキスパートは、アクションに焦点を当てた方が生産性が高いかもしれないと言っています。

SHIFTING THE QUESTION FROM "SHOULD I HOPE?" TO "WHAT CAN I

SHIFTING THE QUESTION FROM "SHOULD I HOPE?" TO "WHAT CAN I

DO?" WHAT YOU CAN DO IS VOTE.

DO? " WHAT YOU CAN DO IS VOTE.

AND IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT HOW, WHETHER IT'S HANDING IN YOUR

AND IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT HOW, WHETHER IT'S HANDING IN YOUR

ABSENTEE BALLOT, IN PERSON AT THIS POINT, PLEASE, OR VOTING

欠席者投票、この時点で本人が投票してください。

EARLY, OR VOTING IN PERSON ON ELECTION DAY, VISIT OUR WEBSITE

早めに、または選挙の日に直接投票するには、私たちのウェブサイトを参照してください。

BETTERKNOWABALLOT.COM, WHERE YOU CAN FIND OUT HOW TO VOTE IN YOUR

BETTERKNOWABALLOT.COM, WHERE YOU CAN FIND OUT HOW TO VOTE IN YOUR

STATE.

STATES.

DO IT QUICK.

DO IT QUICK.

YOU ONLY HAVE FIVE DAYS LEFT.