WELCOME BACK.

おかえりなさい。

LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

ジョン・バチステに挨拶しよう

HELLO, JON.

こんにちは、ジョン

>> Jon: OH, HELLO, HELLO!

>> ジョンOH, HELLO, HELLO!

>> Stephen: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY FRIEND!

>> スティーブンHAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY FRIEND!

>> Jon: HELLO, YES, SEE THAT, MAN.

>> ジョンこんにちは、はい、それを見てください。

YOU SEE, TIME IS MOVING ON, AND I'M JUST TRYING TO BE PRESENT.

時間は流れている私は存在するように努力しているだけだ

CAT'S GOT TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE MOMENT WHEN

猫はその瞬間に何が起きているかを知る必要がある

IT'S HAPPENING.

ハプニングだ

YOU SEE?

見えるか？

>> Stephen: ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD BIRTHDAY?

>> スティーブン良い誕生日を迎えていますか？

IS THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE MOMENT RIGHT NOW?

IS THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE MOMENT RIGHT NOW?

>> Jon: YES, THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING.

>> ジョンそうだ、それが起きているんだ。

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

I ALWAYS LOVE THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS ON VETERANS DAY, CELEBRATE

I ALWAYS LOVE THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS ON VETERANS DAY, CELEBRATE

THE VETERANS, AND I HAVE VETERANS IN MY FAMILY.

THE VETERANS, AND I HAVE VETERANS IN MY FAMILY.

AND I ALSO WANTED TO JUST SEND LOVE OUT TO EVERYBODY IN THIS

この中の全ての人に愛を送りたいと思った

TIME.

時間だ

YOU KNOW, WHEN TENSION IS COMING TO ME ON MY BIRTHDAY I'M SENDING

YOU KNOW, WHEN TENSION IS COMING TO ME ON MY BIRTHDAY I'M SENDING

THE LOVE RIGHT BACK.

THE LOVE RIGHT BACK.

LOUIS ARMSTRONG USED TO GIVE GIFTS TO PEOPLE ON HIS BIRTHDAY.

LOUIS ARMSTRONG USED TO GIVE GIFTS TO PEOPLE ON HIS BIRTHDAY.

>> Stephen: THAT'S LOVELY.

>> スティーブンいいね

>> Jon: I LOVE THAT KIND OF STUFF.

>> ジョンこういうの大好きだよ。

>> Stephen: HOBBITS DO THAT IN "LORD OF THE RINGS."

>> スティーブン：ホビッツは "指輪の王 "でそれをします。

THEY GIVE OTHER PEOPLE PRESENTS ON THEIR BIRTHDAYS.

THEY GIVE OTHER PEOPLE PRESENTS ON THEIR BIRTHDAYS.

>> Jon: I LIKE THAT A LOT.

>> ジョン私はそれが好きです。

>> Stephen: I WANT TO SAY THIS ABOUT THE VETERANS, TOO, WE WANT

>> スティーブン私はこれを言いたい 退役軍人についても、私たちも言いたいのです。

TO SEND LOVE OUT TO ALL THE VETERANS OUT THERE, ESPECIALLY

TO SEND LOVE OUT TO ALL THE VETERANS OUT THERE, ESPECIALLY

RIGHT NOW, AND ESPECIALLY THOSE COMING BACK FROM SERVICE

RIGHT NOW, AND ESPECIALLY THOSE COMING BACK FROM SERVICE

OVERSEAS, BECAUSE IT'S SO IMPORTANT FOR THEM TO BE ABLE TO

海外では、彼らができるようにすることが非常に重要だからです。

SEE THEIR FAMILIES, ESPECIALLY AROUND THE HOLIDAYS, BUT RIGHT

SEE THEIR FAMILIES, ESPECIALLY AROUND THE HOLIDAYS, BUT RIGHT

NOW, THEY CAN'T BECAUSE OF THE COVID QUARANTINE AND THE

今では、コヴィドの四分位線と

INABILITY TO TRAVEL FREELY IN THE UNITED STATES.

米国内を自由に旅することができない。

SO IF YOU KNOW A VETERAN OUT THERE, ESPECIALLY SOMEBODY WHO

SO IF YOU KNOW A VETERAN OUT THERE, ESPECIALLY SOMEBODY WHO

HAS JUST COME BACK, SEND THEM A LOT OF LOVE THESE HOLIDAYS.

HAS JUST COME BACK, SEND THEM A LOT OF LOVE THESE HOLIDAYS.

BECAUSE THIS ISOLATION THAT EVERYBODY IS FEELING RIGHT NOW,

BECAUSE THIS ISOLATION THAT EVERYBODY IS FEELING RIGHT NOW,

THEY'VE MADE THAT SACRIFICE FOR US FOR YEARS SO THAT WE COULD BE

彼らは何年もかけて私たちのために 犠牲を払ってくれたのよ 私たちができるようにね

SAFE OVER HERE.

こっちは安全だ

GOT ANYTHING FOR THE VETERANS THERE, JON.

そこにいる退役軍人のために何かあったか、ジョン?

>> Jon: OH, MY GOOD.

>>ジョン。おやおや

THE VETERANS, THIS IS MY RHAPSODY FOR THE VETERANS.

THE VETERANS, THIS IS MY RHAPSODY FOR THE VETERANS.

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: JON BATISTE,

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> スティーブンＪＯＮ ＢＡＴＩＳＴＥ

EVERYBODY.

すべての人に。

THANK YOU, JON.

THANK YOU, JON.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

FOLKS, WE ARE STILL IN THE MIDST OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC, WITH A

皆さん、私たちはまだ世界的なパンデミックの真っ只中にいます。

WHITE-KNUCKLED GRIP ON OUR REPUBLIC, SO IT'S THE PERFECT

共和国のホワイトナックルグリップ、それは完璧です。

TIME TO REMEMBER WHAT'S TRULY IMPORTANT: BUYING THINGS.

TIME TO REMEMBER WHAT'S TRULY IMPORTANT: BUYING THINGS.

AND WHO BETTER TO GUIDE US THAN LIFESTYLE GURU AND GROWN-UP

そして、誰が私たちを導くには、ライフスタイルの専門家や成長した人よりも優れています。

HANSEN BROTHER, GWYNETH PALTROW.

ハンセン兄弟、GWYNETH PALTROW。

♪ CUZ IT'S THE MOST GOOP-IFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! ♪

♪ CUZ IT'S THE MOST GOOP-IFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! ♪

IT'S THE RELEASE OF THE GOOP HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE.

GOOPホリデーギフトガイドのリリースです。

AND THIS YEAR'S OFFERINGS DO NOT DISA-GOOP.

今年の献上品は 誤魔化さないでください

LIKE THIS $1,995 ACRYLIC OUIJA BOARD.

この1,995円のアクリリック ウイジャボードが好きです。

"OOH, SOMETHING'S COMING SOMETHING'S COMING THROUGH.

"おー、何かが通るぞ

IT SAYS "YOU...

それは「あなたが...

ARE...

ARE...

A...

A...

SUCKER."

SUCKER."

GOOP ALSO HAS A NUMBER OF FOOD-THEMED GIFTS ON OFFER THIS

GOOPはまた、これを提供する上で食品をテーマにしたギフトの数を持っています。

YEAR, LIKE THIS $240 GERMAN OAT FLAKER.

この２４０ドルのジャーマンオートフラッカーのように

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE FLAKING YOUR OATS LIKE SOME FILTHY

他の汚い奴と同じように 麦芽を脱脂させることはできないからだ

SWEDE.

SWEDE.

HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT, MEIN HERR!

自尊心を持て、マイン・ハー！

AND YOU MIGHT BE SAYING, "STEPHEN, DON'T ALL OATS COME

AND YOU MIGHT BE SAYING, "STEPHEN, DON'T ALL OATS COME

PRE-FLAKED?" TO WHICH I SAY, "WHY DON'T YOU

"プレ・プレイド？"それに対して私はこう言う。

GO ENJOY YOUR PICKLED HERRING, YA DAMN SWEDE."

GO ENJOY YOUR PICKLED HERRING, YA DAMN SWEDE."

THAT'S NOT ALL.

それだけではありません。

GOOP-ETH IS ALSO RECOMMENDING A $210 BED LAMP MADE OF BREAD.

GOOP-ETHはまた、パンから作られた210ドルのベッドランプを推奨しています。

JUST REMEMBER: DON'T FILL UP ON LAMP, OR YOU WON'T HAVE ROOM FOR

覚えておいてくれランプの上にいっぱいにしないでください。

YOUR...

あなたの...

TABLE?

テーブル？

TO BE CLEAR, THIS THING IS REALLY BREAD.

はっきり言って、これは本当にパンです。

THE GOOP LISTS THE INGREDIENTS AS BREAD FLOUR, CAKE FLOUR,

グープは原材料をパン粉、ケーキ粉としてリストアップしています。

SALT, YEAST, L.E.D. LIGHTS, AND POWER CORD WITH DIMMER SWITCH.

塩、イースト、LEDライト、電源コード（ディマースイッチ付き）。

SO IT WON'T WORK FOR ALL DIETS.

SO IT WON'T WORK FOR ALL DIETS.

"OH, SORRY, I'M KETO.

"OH, SORRY, I'M KETO.

DO YOU HAVE A MEAT LAMP?

DO YOU HAVE A MEAT LAMP?

JOE ROGAN SAYS ONLY EAT LAMPS THAT CAVEMEN USED."

"ジョー・ローガンは洞窟人が使ったランプだけを食べろと言う"

IF YOU'RE MORE OF AN ANALOG FOOD FAN, MIGHT GOOP INTEREST YOU IN

アナログフードファンの方は、GOOPがあなたに興味を持ってくれるかもしれません。

THIS TSUKEEA KABAN WATERMELON BAG.

このTSUKEEA KABAN WATERMELON BAG。

ALSO HANDY FOR CARRYING THE GIGANTIC BALLS YOU HAVE TO BE

ALSO HANDY FOR CARRYING THE GIGANTIC BALLS YOU HAVE TO BE

SWINGING TO OWN A BAG EXCLUSIVELY FOR WATERMELONS.

ウォーターメロン専用のバッグを所有するためにスイングしています。

HOW MUCH WILL THIS MELON SATCHEL SET YOU BACK, YOU ASK?

このメロンサッチェルはいくらでお返ししますか？

WELL, KEEP ASKING, BECAUSE THE PRICE IS ONLY AVAILABLE UPON

聞いてみてください、価格は次の日にしか入手できませんので

REQUEST.

REQUEST.

SO IT'S REALLY TWO TREATS IN ONE: YOU GET THE WATERMELON BAG

SO IT'S REALLY TWO TREATS IN ONE: YOU GET THE WATERMELON BAG

AND YOU GET TO ASK, "EXCUSE ME, HOW MUCH FOR THAT WATERMELON

「すみませんが、ウォーターメロンはいくらですか？

BAG?" AND WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES,

BAG?" AND WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES,

THE PEOPLE'S TRIBUNAL CAN JUST POP YOUR SEVERED HEAD IN THERE.

人民新聞はあなたの頭の中の重症化した頭を 飛び込ませることができます。

AND FOR ANY SOON-TO-BE MOMS OUT THERE, THERE'S THE STILIYANA

そして、もうすぐママになる人のために、そこにはSTILIYANAがあります。

MINKOVSKA CUSTOM BIRTH SILL FOR $7,500.

ミンコフスカ・カスタム・バース・シル 7,500ドル

PERFECT FOR ALL THOSE EXPECTANT MOTHERS WHO WOKE UP THINKING, "I

PERFECT FOR ALL THOSE EXPECTANT MOTHERS WHO WOKE UP THINKING, "I

LIKE BEING PREGNANT, BUT I WISH IT WAS MORE EXPENSIVE."

"妊娠しているのは好きだけど、もっと費用がかかるといいのに"

NOW, YOU MAY BE THINKING "HEY GWYNETH, IT'S A PANDEMIC, GOOP

今、あなたは "HEY GWYNETH, it's a PANDEMIC, GOOP "と思っているかもしれません。

THE ROOM."

THE ROOM."

AND YOU'D BE RIGHT.

AND YOU'D BE RIGHT.

THIS IS AN OUT-OF-TOUCH CASH GRAB THAT EXPLOITS PEOPLE'S

これは人々を搾取する手に負えない金の搾取です。

DESPERATE NEED FOR COMFORT DURING THIS TRYING TIME,

この試行錯誤の時には、絶望的な慰めの必要性があります。

AND DADDY WANT IN.

AND DADDY WANT IN.

IT'S TIME FOR MY OWN HIGH-END LIFESTYLE BRAND, COVETTON HOUSE.

IT'S TIME FOR MY OWN HIGH-END LIFESTYLE BRAND COVETTON HOUSE.

♪ ♪ ♪ >> BAROQUE SIMPLICITY.

♪♪ >> BAROQUE SIMPLICITY.

SHABBY ELEGANCE.

ＳＨＡＢＢＢＹ ＥＬＥＧＡＮＣＥ

GIVE ME MONEY.

GIVE ME MONEY.

COVETTON HOUSE.

COVETTED HOUSE.

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME, WELCOME,

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> スティーブンWELCOME、WELCOME。

FRIENDS, TO COVETTON HOUSE WHERE WE BELIEVE "PANDEMIC" IS

友よ、「パンデミック」を信じているコヴェトンハウスへ

JUST AN ANAGRAM FOR "DIM PECAN," WHICH IS WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO

ただの "DIM PECAN "のアナグラムで、それはあなたがしなければならないことです。

BE TO WANT TO BUY OUR STUFF.

私たちの商品を買いたいと思うこと。

HERE AT COVETTON HOUSE, WE KNOW THAT FOR MANY AMERICANS, THIS

ここコヴェトンハウスでは、多くのアメリカ人にとって、このことを知っています。

HOLIDAY SEASON LOOKS A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

HOLIDAY SEASON LOOKS A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

COVID-19 HAS CREATED MONEY WORRIES, SUCH AS, "I'M WORRIED

COVID-19は、「心配している」などの金銭的な不安を生み出しました。

NO ONE'S GONNA COME TAKE MY MONEY!"

NO ONE'S GONNA COME TAKE MY MONEY!"

WELL, WE'RE HERE TO HELP.

助けに来たんだ

HUNGRY?

飢えてる？

LOOK NO FURTHER THAN COVETTON'S $920 BREAD MADE OF LAMP.

コヴェットンの920ドルのランプ製のブレッドは必見です。

JUST THROW SOME HAM AND CHEESE BETWEEN TWO DELICIOUS,

2つの間にハムとチーズを挟んで

SHARD-FILLED SLICES, AND YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A HIGH-FIBER

破片を詰めたスライスで、高繊維を手に入れた...

UPSCALE BOWEL PERFORATION.

UPSCALE BOWEL PERFORATION.

GOOD NEWS FOR ALL YOU HEALTH NUTS: OUR BREAD IS MADE OF ALL-

GOOD NEWS FOR ALL YOU HEALTH NUTS: OUR BREAD IS MADE OF ALL-

NATURAL POWER CORDS, DIMMER SWITCHES, CERAMIC BASES,

天然の電源コード、ディマースイッチ、セラミックベース。

SHATTERED BULBS, AND LOOSE TUNGSTEN WIRE FILAMENTS.

日焼けした電球、および緩いタングステン線のフィラメント。

BUT GLUTEN FREE.

BUT GLUTEN FREE.

NOW, IF YOU LIKE FORTUNE TELLING THAT COSTS A FORTUNE, THEN

さて、もしあなたが「お金がかかる話」が好きならば

YOU'LL LOVE OUR $6,800 DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED MAGIC-8 BALL

6,800ドルのダイヤモンドエンクラステッドマジック8ボールが大好きになります。

LOADED WITH EVERY RESPONSE YOU COULD POSSIBLY NEED, LIKE "YES,

あなたが必要としている可能性のあるすべての応答が満載されている "はい "のように。

YOUR CHAUFFEUR IS STEALING FROM YOU" AND "YES, DEFINITELY,

"あなたの通貨はあなたから盗んでいる "と "はい、明確に。

RODRIGO, YOUR SCUBA INSTRUCTOR/ BODYGUARD-TURNED-FIANCE SHOULD

RODRIGO, YOUR SCUBA INSTRUCTOR/ BODYGUARD-TURNED-FIANCE SHOULD

SIGN A PRENUP."

"婚前契約書にサインを"

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A STYLISH WAY TO CARRY YOUR PRODUCE, LOOK

生産物をスタイリッシュに運ぶ方法をお探しなら、こちらをご覧ください。

NO FURTHER THAN THE COVETTON HOUSE BLUEBERRY BRIEFCASE.

コヴェットンハウス・ブルーベリー・ブリーチケース以上のものはない

IT'S THE MOST STYLISH WAY TO SAY, "I DON'T EAT VERY MUCH."

"あまり食べない "って言うのが 一番スタイルがいいのよ

HOW MUCH FOR THE BLUEBERRY BRIEFCASE?

ブルーベリー・ブリーチケースはいくらですか？

IT'S A SURPRISE!

驚きだ！

BECAUSE THE PRICE IS ONLY AVAILABLE AFTER YOU PAY.

BECAUSE THE PRICE IS ONLY AVAILABLE AFTER YOU PAY.

BUT HERE'S A HINT: IT COSTS MORE THAN THE GRAPEFRUIT DUFFEL, BUT

しかし、ここにヒントがあります：それは、グレープフルーツデュッフルよりもコストがかかりますが

LESS THAN THE CANTALOUPE BJORN.

LESS THAN THE CANTALOUPE BJORN。

AND FOR ANYONE WHO JUST GAVE BIRTH ON A $7,500 BIRTHING SILL,

7,500ドルの出産をした人のために。

COVETTON HAS YOU COVERED FOR YOUR POSTPARTUM NEEDS WITH OUR

COVETTON HAS YOU COVERED FOR YOUR POSTPARTUM NEEDS WITH OUR

$20,000 MAHOGANY PUMPING TABLE.

2万ドルのMAHOGANY PUMPING TABLE。

SIMPLY LAY FACE-DOWN ON THE SMOOTH COMFORT OF THIS RICH,

豊かなこの滑らかな快適さの上に顔を伏せてください。

STIFF HONDURAN MAHOGANY, LINE YOUR BREASTS UP WITH THE

STIFF HONDURAN MAHOGANY, LINE YOUR BREASTS UP WITH THE

STERLING SILVER PAILS, AND LET GRAVITY DO ITS THING.

銀の絵の具を燃やして重力に任せる

I THINK.

私は思う

NOT SURE HOW ALL THE LADY STUFF WORKS.

NOT SURE HOW ALL THE LADY STUFF WORKS.

AND REMEMBER: COVETTON'S PRODUCTS COME WITH THE EXACT

AND REMEMBER: COVETTON'S PRODUCTS COME WITH THE EXACT

SAME GUARANTEE AS THOSE FROM GOOP: IN A PINCH, YOU CAN PUT

GOOPからのものと同じ保証: いざというとき、あなたは置くことができます。

ALL OF THEM IN YOUR VAGINA.

ALL OF THEM IN YOUR VAGINA.

IT BALANCES YOUR KUNDALINI, OR SOMETHING.

IT BALANCES YOUR KUNDALINI, OR SOMETHING.

I DON'T KNOW.

私は知らない

AGAIN, IT'S ALL-- IT'S ALL A MESS UPON

また、それはすべて...すべてが混乱しています。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STARS OF "THE CROWN," OLIVIA COLMAN

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STARS OF "THE CROWN," OLIVIA COLMAN

AND GILLIAN ANDERSON.

そして、ギリアン・アンダーソン。