LITIGATION.

LITIGATION.

>> HIS LAWYERS CONTINUE TO FILE INCREASINGLY THREADBARE

>> HIS LAWYERS CONTINUE TO FILE INCREASINGLY THREADBARE

LAWSUITS.

訴訟だ

>> DEAD PEOPLE VOTING IN NEVADA.

>> ネバダで投票した人が死んだ。

NONRESIDENTS VOTING, SOURCE OF ILLEGAL VOTES.

投票する無記名人 違法な投票の原因

>> THEY PUSHED VIRAL VIDEOS THEY SAY SHOW BALLOT STUFFING IN

>> THEY PUSHED VIRAL VIDEOS THEY SAY SHOW BALLOT STUFFING IN

FLINT, MICHIGAN.

ミシガン州フリント

THE VIDEO WAS ACTUALLY FROM RUSSIA.

ビデオはロシアのものでした。

>> SOME OF THE SENIOR LAWYERS THERE ARE EXPRESSING CONCERNS.

>> SOME OF THE SENIOR LAWYERS THERE ARE EXPRESSING CONCERNS.

THEY'RE PRETTY EMBARRASSES.

彼らは恥ずかしがっている。

>> DID YOU LOSE AN ELECTION AND ARE DESPERATE TO OVERTURN THE

>> DID YOU LOSE AN ELECTION AND ARE DESPERATE TO OVERTURN THE

RESULTS, BUT NO ONE WILL TAKE THE CASE BECAUSE THEY STILL LOVE

結果は出たが、誰も事件を引き受けることはできない。

THEIR COUNTRY?

彼らの国？

THEN CALL US AT CORNSWORTH AND PINCHELY, ATTORNEYS AT LAW.

それから コーンズワースとピンチェリー法律事務所に電話して下さい

HELLO, I'M ROGER CORNSWORTH.

こんにちは ロジャー・コーンズワースです

WE HAVE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE PROSECUTING IMAGINARY VOTER

WE HAVE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE PROSECUTING IMAGINARY VOTER

FRAUD.

"FRAUD

EVEN WITH ZERO EVIDENCE, WE WILL PROVE YOU LOST BECAUSE OF:

ゼロの証拠があっても、私たちはあなたが失われたことを提供します。

GLITCHES, NOT ENOUGH OBSERVERS, TOO MANY OBSERVERS, COUNTED

GLITCHES, NOT ENOUGH OBSERVERS, TOO MANY OBSERVERS, COUNTED

ILLEGAL VOTES, COUNTED LEGAL VOTES, SHARPIES WEREN'T ALLOWED,

違法投票、合法投票の集計、シャープは認められていませんでした。

SHARPIES WERE ALLOWED, VOTE WRITTEN ON A SANDWICH, YOU'RE A

シャープは許されていた サンドウィッチに書かれた投票は...

TERRIBLE CANDIDATE, DEAD PEOPLE VOTED, NOT ENOUGH DEAD PEOPLE

酷い候補者、死んだ人が投票した、死んだ人が足りない。

VOTED, AND PEOPLE VOTED.

投票した人は投票しました。

BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, LISTEN TO THESE SATISFIED

でも、私の言葉を鵜呑みにしないで、この満足している人たちの言葉に耳を傾けてください。

CUSTOMERS.

お客様

>> (translated) : ROGER CORNSWORTH IS MY LAWYER FOR LIFE

>> (翻訳) : ROGER CORNSWORTH IS MY LAWYER FOR LIFE.

BECAUSE HE MADE ME PRESIDENT FOR LIFE.

彼が私を大統領にしたからだ

>> (translated) : I RECEIVED TWO VOTES FROM MY UNCLE-- ONE FROM

>> >> (翻訳) : I RECEIVED TWO VOTES FROM MY UNCLE -- ONE FROM MY UNCLE --

HIM AND THE OTHER FROM THE DOG I FED HIM TO.

彼ともう一匹の犬から私は彼に彼を与えました。

>> (translated) : IF IT WASN'T FOR ROGER CORNSWORTH, FILIPINOS

>> (翻訳) : IF IT WASN T FOR ROGER CORNSWORTH, FILIPINOS.

WOULD BE PARADING THROUGH THE STREETS WITH MY LIVER ON THE

私のライバーを乗せて街を練り歩くのよ

STICK.

STICK.

>> WE WONT STOP 'TIL YOUR DEMOCRACY IS A PILE OF ASH AND

>> 民主主義が灰と灰の山になるまで止めない

YOUR EGO IS SOOTHED!

あなたの自我は癒されています！

CALL TODAY!

CALL TODAY!

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