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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

    >> スティーブンヘイ、みんな!

  • WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

    WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

  • I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    あなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

  • I'M HERE WITH MY FRIENDS MARK AND CHRIS.

    友達のマークとクリスと一緒にここにいます。

  • SCOTT'S OVER THERE.

    スコットはあそこにいる

  • EVIE'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

    EVIE'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

  • WE'RE TAPING THIS JUST A LITTLE WHILE AFTER DONALD TRUMP WALKED

    ドナルド・トランプが歩いてきた後、少しだけ放送しています。

  • INTO THE WHITE HOUSE BRIEFING ROOM AND TRIED TO POISON

    ホワイトハウスの会議室に入って 怒らせようとした

  • AMERICAN DEMOCRACY.

    AMERICAN DEMOCRACY.

  • THAT'S WHY I'M NOT SITTING DOWN YET.

    だからまだ座ってないんだよ

  • I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT YET.

    まだそんな気がしないんだ

  • THAT'S ALSO WHY I'M DRESSED FOR A FUNERAL.

    それも葬式のために着飾っている理由だ

  • BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP TRIED REALLY HARD TO KILL SOMETHING

    ドナルド・トランプが必死で何かを殺そうとしたからだ。

  • TONIGHT.

    TONIGHT.

  • AROUND 7:00, THE PRESIDENT CAME OUT INTO THE WHITE HOUSE

    7時頃 大統領がホワイトハウスに出てきた

  • BRIEFING ROOM AND LIED FOR 15 MINUTES.

    会議室で15分間嘘をついた

  • JUST NONSENSE ABOUT ILLEGAL VOTE DUMPS AND CORRUPT ELECTION

    無法投票の馬鹿と堕落した選挙についてのただの無意味なこと

  • OFFICIALS AND SECRET DEMOCRATIC CABALS AND, I DON'T KNOW

    役人と秘密の民主主義者のキャバルと、私は知らない。

  • LONG-FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATES, PROBABLY.

    長期間の出産証明書、たぶん。

  • IT'S ALL THE SAME.

    IT'S ALL THE SAME.

  • IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT IT -- THAT JOE BIDEN WAS GETTING

    あなたが知らないなら...ジョー・バイデンが捕まっていたことを

  • CLOSE TO 270, DONALD TRUMP JUST PROVIDED ALL THE PROOF YOU WILL

    270に近づいて、ドナルド・トランプは、あなたがするすべての証拠を提供しました。

  • EVER NEED.

    EVER NEED.

  • TRUE STORY: I'M WEARING BLACK, BECAUSE I WAS GETTING DRESSED

    TRUE STORY: 黒の服を着ていたのは 服を着ていたからです

  • THIS AFTERNOON AND I THOUGHT, "HE MIGHT TRY SOME SHENANIGANS

    THIS AFTERNOON AND I THOUGHT, "HE MIGHT TRY SOME SHENANIGANS

  • AND IT MIGHT BE FITTING TO TELL JOKES WHILE WEARING SOMETHING

    AND IT MIGHT BE FITTING TO TELL JOKES WHILE WEARING SOMETHING

  • SOMBER IF HE GOES DOWN THAT DARK PATH."

    "暗い道を下ればいつかは"

  • AND I'M NO PROPHET.

    私は預言者ではありません。

  • IT'S JUST, HE'S SO PREDICTABLE.

    ただ、彼は予測がつきやすい。

  • FOR WEEKS, WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT HOW THERE'D BE A RED

    ここ数週間、私たちは話していた 赤がどうやって生まれるかについて

  • MIRAGE, THEN HOW THE OUTSTANDING BIDEN MAIL-IN BALLOTS WOULD

    ミラージュ、それでは、傑出した美電の郵便投票はどのようにして行われるのか

  • MAYBE LET JOE CATCH UP.

    JOEに追いつくようにしましょう

  • AND THAT TRUMP WOULD THEN COME OUT PROBABLY THURSDAY AROUND THE

    そして トランプ氏が出てくるのは、おそらく木曜日頃になるでしょう。

  • EVENING NEWS AND PRETEND THAT HE WON AND ACCUSE EVERYONE OF

    夕方のニュースでは、彼が勝ったと見せかけて、すべての人を非難しています。

  • CHEATING.

    不正行為

  • THE GUY DOESN'T HAVE ANOTHER GEAR.

    男は別のギアを持っていない。

  • GET A NEW ACT!

    GET A NEW ACT!

  • I MEAN, HE SAID THIS STUFF BACK IN 2016!

    つまり、彼は2016年にこんなことを言ったんだ!

  • >> I WILL TOTALLY ACCEPT THE RESULTS OF THIS GREAT AND

    >> 私は、この偉大な、そして

  • HISTORIC PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION...

    歴史的な大統領選挙...

  • IF I WIN.

    IF AND WIN。

  • >> STEPHEN: SO, WE ALL KNEW HE WOULD DO THIS.

    >> 彼がやることはわかっていた。

  • >> STEPHEN: SO, WE ALL KNEW HE WOULD DO THIS.

    >> 彼がやることはわかっていた。

  • WHAT I DID NOT KNOW IS HOW MUCH IT WOULD HURT.

    私が知らなかったのは、どれくらい痛いのかということです。

  • I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO BREAK MY HEART.

    I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO BREAK MY HEART.

  • FOR HIM TO CAST A DARK SHADOW ON OUR MOST SACRED RIGHT.

    FOR HIM TO CAST A DARK SHADOW ON OUR MOST SACRED RIGHT.

  • FROM THE BRIEFING ROOM IN THE WHITE HOUSE-- OUR HOUSE, NOT

    ホワイトハウスのブリーフィングルームから - 私たちの家ではなく、私たちの家。

  • HIS-- THAT IS DEVASTATING.

    彼の...それは衝撃的です。

  • THIS IS HEARTBREAKING FOR THE SAME REASON THAT I DIDN'T WANT

    私が望んでいなかったのと同じ理由で、これは心を打たれています。

  • HIM TO GET COVID, CERTAINLY WHY I WANTED HIM TO SURVIVE, BECAUSE

    彼にコヴィドを手に入れて欲しいと思ったのは、 私が彼に生き残って欲しいと思った理由が明確だったからです。

  • HE IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

    彼はアメリカ合衆国の大統領です。

  • THAT OFFICE MEANS SOMETHING AND THAT OFFICE SHOULD HAVE SOME

    そのオフィスには意味があり、そのオフィスには何かがあるはずです。

  • SHRED OF DECENCY.

    ディセンシーの赤毛

  • NOW, WE KNEW HE WOULD LEAVE A STAIN THERE-- AND NOT JUST FROM

    彼はここに痕跡を残すことを知っていただけではなく

  • HIS BUTT BRONZER-- BECAUSE EVERYTHING HE DID IS NOW

    彼の尻のブロンザー...彼がしたことは全て今だからだ

  • PRESIDENTIAL BEHAVIOR.

    PRESIDENTIAL BEHAVIOR.

  • INCLUDING THIS.

    これを含めて

  • UNLESS-- UNLESS!-- EVERY SINGLE PERSON REJECTS WHAT HE JUST DID.

    UNLESS-- UNLESS!-- EVERY SINGLE PERSON REJECTS WHAT HE JUST DID.

  • AND HAT MEANS, FOR ALL THE PREDICTABLE BEHAVIOR OF THE LAST

    そして、帽子は、前世のすべての予測可能な行動のために

  • FEW DAYS AND THE LAST FOUR YEARS, RIGHT NOW SOMETHING

    FEW DAYS AND THE LAST FOUR YEARS, RIGHT NOW SOMETHING

  • UNPREDICTABLE NEEDS TO HAPPEN: REPUBLICANS HAVE TO SPEAK UP --

    UNPREDICTABLE NEEDS TO HAPPEN: REPUBLICANS HAVE TO SPEAK UP --

  • ALL OF THEM.

    全部だ

  • BECAUSE FOR EVIL TO SUCCEED, ALL THATIS NECESSARY IS FOR GOOD

    悪が成功するために必要なことはすべて善のためであるからだ。

  • MEN TO DO NOTHING.

    何もしない人。

  • SO SAY SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, REPUBLICANS.

    SO SAY SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, REPUBLICANS.

  • NOT LATER, NOT AFTER YOU'VE STUCK YOUR FINGER UP IN THE WIND

    NOT LATER, NOT AFTER YOU'VE STUCK YOUR FINGER UP IN THE WIND

  • OR WHEREVER YOU WANT TO PUT IT.

    OR WHEREVER YOU WANT TO PUT IT.

  • RIGHT NOW, IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST.

    RIGHT NOW, IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST.

  • YOU ONLY SURVIVED THIS UP UNTIL NOW BECAUSE A LOT OF VOTERS

    多くの投票者がいたからこそ 今まで生き残ってきたんだ

  • DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT WAS OBVIOUS TO

    すべてのことを信じようとしなかった

  • SO MANY OF US: THAT DONALD TRUMP IS A FASCIST.

    私たちの多くはドナルド・トランプは ファシストだと

  • AND WHEN IT COMES TO DEMOCRACY VERSUS FASCISM, THERE ARE NOT

    AND WHEN IT COMES TO DEMOCRACY VERSUS FASCISM, THERE ARE NOT

  • FINE PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES.

    両側にいる人たちは素晴らしい。

  • SO YOU NEED TO CHOOSE: DONALD TRUMP OR THE AMERICAN

    だからあなたが選択する必要があります:ドナルド-トランプやアメリカ

  • PEOPLE?

    PEOPLE?

  • THIS IS THE TIME TO GET OFF THE TRUMP TRAIN.

    THIS IS THE TIME TO GET OFF THE TRUMP TRAIN.

  • BECAUSE HE JUST TOLD YOU WHERE THE TRAIN IS GOING, AND IT'S NOT

    なぜなら、彼は電車がどこに行くのか教えてくれたけど、それは違うから。

  • A PASSENGER TRAIN, BUT HE'LL LOAD YOU ON IT, TOO, SOMEDAY.

    乗客列車だが、いつかは君を乗せるだろう

  • IN ABSENCE OF GOOD MEN, HOW ABOUT MITCH MCCONELL?

    "善人の不在の中で ミッチ・マッコネルはどうだ?

  • HAS HE SAID ANYTHING?

    彼は何か言ってた?

  • WHAT DOES HE SAY?

    何て言ったの?

  • >> HE DECLINED TO COMMENT.

    >> 彼はコメントを拒否した。

  • >> Stephen: HE DECLINED TO COMMENT.

    >> スティーブン彼はコメントを拒否した

  • OKAY, MITCH McCONNELL HAS DECLINED TO COMMENT.

    ミッチ・マコネルがコメントを辞退しました

  • THE MAXIM OF THE LAW IS: QUI TACET CONSENTIRE.

    THE MAXIM OF THE LAW IS: QUI TACET CONSENTIRE.

  • WHO IS SILENT, GIVES CONSENT.

    誰が沈黙しているのか、同意を与える。

  • SO, MITCH WAS LOUD AND CLEAR.

    ミッチは声が大きくて明瞭だった

  • HE'S OKAY WITH THIS.

    HE'S OKAY WITH THIS.

  • IT'S NOT EVEN A HARD CALL.

    それは困難な呼び出しではない

  • THIS IS IN YOUR SELF INTEREST TO SUPPORT VOTES BEING COUNTED.

    THIS IS IN YOUR SELF INTEREST TO SUPPORT VOTES BEING COUNTED.

  • THAT'S HOW YOU GOT YOUR JOBS.

    THAT'S HOW YOU GOT YOUR JOBS.

  • I GUESS MITCH MCCONNELL IS SAYING HE WAS REELECTED THROUGH

    ミッチ・マッコネルはスルーで選ばれたと言ってるんだろうな

  • FRAUDULENT VOTES AS WELL?

    不正な投票も?

  • AND HE'S HOLDING ONTO THE SENATE BECAUSE OF FRAUDULENT ELECTIONS

    彼は不正な選挙のせいで上院にしがみついています

  • IN OTHER STATES, AND REPUBLICANS PICKED UP SEATS IN THE HOUSE

    他の州では、共和党が議席を獲得しました。

  • BECAUSE OF FRAUDULENT ELECTIONS?

    不正選挙のせいで?

  • SO, CAST THEM ALL OUT?

    それで、全員投げ出すのか?

  • IS THAT WHAT YOUR SILENCE IS SAYING, MITCH MCCONNELL?

    君の沈黙は何を言ってるんだ ミッチ・マッコネル?

  • SO AMERICA'S GOING TO COUNT SOMETHING ELSE RIGHT NOW.

    SO AMERICA'S GOING TO COUNT SOMETHING ELSE RIGHT NOW.

  • WHO IS WILLING TO SPEAK UP.

    誰が話したいのか?

  • WHO IS GOING TO SPEAK UP AGAINST DONALD TRUMP TRYING TO KILL

    殺そうとするドナルド・トルンプに反対する者は誰か?

  • DEMOCRACY, AND WHO WILL STAY SILENT IN THE

    民主主義、そして誰が沈黙を守るのか

  • FACE OF THIS DESPERATE ATTACK ON THE BEDROCK INSTITUTION OF THIS

    このベッドロック研究所へのこの必死の攻撃の表れ

  • GREAT NATION.

    偉大なる国家

  • BECAUSE HE JUST ATTACKED THE THING THAT MOST MAKES US GREAT.

    彼が攻撃したからだ私たちを偉大にしているものを。

  • IT'S TIME TO MEAN WHAT ALL YOUR HATS HAVE BEEN YELLING.

    IT'S TIME TO MEAN WHAT ALL YOUR HATS HAVE BEEN YELLING.

  • BY THE WAY, IF DONALD TRUMP IS RIGHT AND JOE BIDEN PULLED THE

    ところで、もしドナルド・トランプが正しくて、ジョー・バイデンが引っ張ってきたとしたら

  • STRINGS BEHIND THE SCENES IN REPUBLICAN STATES LIKE ARIZONA

    アリゾナなどの共和国の舞台裏のひも

  • AND GEORGIA, WHILE COORDINATING WITH DEMOCRATIC STATES LIKE

    AND GEORGIA, WHILE COORDINATING WITH DEMOCRATIC STATES LIKE

  • PENNSYLVANIA AND NEVADA, AND WISCONSIN AND MICHIGAN, AND

    ペンシルバニア州およびネバダ州、ウィスコンシン州およびミシガン州、および

  • THROWING IN THE RED HERRING OF LETTING THE REPUBLICANS KEEP THE

    共和党を維持させることの赤ヘルリングを投げ込む

  • SENATE AND GAIN SEATS IN THE HOUSE, WHILE JUST BARELY

    上院と家の中で議席を獲得し、一方ではかろうじて

  • REMOVING DONALD TRUMP?

    DONALD TRUMPを削除?

  • WOW!

    うわぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ

  • I MEAN, KUDOS TO THAT LEVEL OF INTERSTATE COORDINATION!

    つまり、州間の協調性のレベルに感謝します!

  • I MEAN, ANYONE WHO COULD ACCOMPLISH THAT MANY THINGS AT

    つまり、誰もが一度に多くのことを成し遂げることができた。

  • ONCE WOULD REALLY BE THE PRESIDENT WE NEED DURING A

    ONCE WOULD REALLY BE THE PRESIDENT WE NEED DURING A

  • GLOBAL PANDEMIC.

    GLOBAL PANDEMIC.

  • THIS IS WHEN I REALLY WISH I COULD SWEAR.

    誓いを立てたいと思った時だ

  • BUT I'LL JUST SAY THIS: WE'RE NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU A SECOND

    でもこれだけは言わせてもらう俺たちはもう二度と見せない

  • OF WHAT THAT SAD, FRIGHTENED FRAUD SAID.

    悲しくて怯えた詐欺師が言ったことを

  • BECAUSE IT IS POISON, AND I LIKE YOU.

    BECAUSE IT IS POISON, AND I LIKE YOU.

  • HE CAN SUCK SILENCE.

    He can SUCK SILENCE.

  • AND HE CAN SUCK MY FROSTED YUMNUT.

    そして、彼は私のフロースト・ヨーグルトを吸うことができる。

  • THAT REFERENCE IS GOING TO MAKE SENSE LATER.

    その参照は後になって意味を持つようになってきた

  • STAY WITH ME.

    STAY WITH ME.

  • AND INSTEAD, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMEONE DOING THE RIGHT THING.

    AND INSTEAD, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMEONE DOING THE RIGHT THING.

  • THIS HAPPENED YESTERDAY IN NEVADA.

    THIS HAPPENED YESTERDAY IN NEVADA.

  • >> AS I MENTIONED, WE ARE NOT PREPARED--

    >> 私が言ったように、私たちは準備ができていません...

  • >> THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY'S STEALING THE ELECTION!

    >> THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY'S STEALING THE ELECTION!

  • THE MEDIA'S COVERING UP!

    メディアの隠蔽工作!

  • JOE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY'S STEALING THIS ELECTION!

    JOE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY'S STEALING THIS ELECTION!

  • THE MEDIA'S COVERING UP!

    メディアの隠蔽工作!

  • JOE BIDEN'S COVERING UP THIS ELECTION.

    JOE BIDEN'S COVERING UP THIS ELECTION.

  • JOE BIDEN IS COVERING UP THIS ELECTION!

    JOE BIDEN IS COVERING UP THIS ELECTION!

  • HE'S STEALING IT!

    彼はそれを盗んでいる!

  • >> --WHERE WERE WE?

    --どこにいた?

  • WHAT WAS THE LAST QUESTION?

    WHAT WAS THE LAST QUESTION?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THAT GUY OUT IN FRONT OF THE

    ( LAUGHTER ) 前に出てきた男

  • MICs I JOE GLORIA, THE REGISTRAR OF CLARK COUNTY,

    クラーク郡の登録簿のジョー・グロリアです

  • NEVADA.

    ネバダ

  • HE LET THAT GUY SPEW HIS CRAZY TILL HE WAS TIRED, WATCHED HIM

    疲れるまで狂ったように運転させて見ていた

  • WALK AWAY, AND THEN JOE GLORIA TOOK A DEEP BREATH, AND DID HIS

    WALK AWAY, AND THEN JOE GLORIA TOOK A DEEP BREATH, AND DID HIS.

  • JOB.

    JOB.

  • WHICH IS WHAT WE SHOULD ALL DO.

    WHICH IS WHAT WE SHOULD ALL DO.

  • STAY COOL.

    STAY COOL.

  • OKAY, NOW LET'S DO THE MONOLOGUE.

    よし、モノローグを始めよう

  • >> BIDEN CRIME FAMILY, BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

    >> BIDEN CRIME FAMILY, BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

  • BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

    BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

  • BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

    BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

  • BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

    BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

  • BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

    BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

  • BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

    BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

  • BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

    BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

  • BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

    BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

  • BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

    BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

  • THAT'S ALL I GOT.

    これで全部だ

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> STEPHEN: OKAY, WHERE WERE WE?

    どこにいたっけ?

  • EVEN BEFORE IL DOUCHIE LUMBERED TO THE PODIUM, AMERICA WAS

    イル・ドゥーチーがポディウムに出てくる前に、アメリカは

  • EXPERIENCING SOME HIGHLY-REFINED, WEAPONS-GRADE

    高度に洗練された武器グレードを体験する

  • ANXIETY BECAUSE, WHILE THINGS WERE LOOKING GOOD FOR BIDEN, AS

    ANXIETY BECAUSE, WHILE THINGS WERE LOOKING GOOD FOR BIDEN, AS

  • OF 8:30 P.M., THE RACE REMAINS ON A RAZOR'S EDGE.

    午後8: 30のレースは 剃刀の刃の上に残っている

  • SO, NOT ONLY IS IT STRESSFUL, IT'S IRRESPONSIBLE.

    だから、それだけではなく、ストレスがかかる、それは責任がある。

  • AMERICA SHOULD BE NOWHERE NEAR SHARP OBJECTS.

    アメリカは尖った物体の近くにいるべきである。

  • THEY SHOULD TAKE AWAY OUR SHOELACES AND OUR BELT.

    THEY SHOULD TAKE AWAY OUR SHOELACES AND OUR BELT.

  • A REMINDER: TO WIN THE PRESIDENCY, A CANDIDATE NEEDS

    思い出してください大統領に勝つためには、候補者が必要です。

  • 270 ELECTORAL VOTES.

    270人の選挙人の投票。

  • AS I RECORD TONIGHT'S ZOETROPE, BIDEN HAS 253.

    AS I RECORD TONIGHT'S ZOETROPE, BIDEN HAS 253.

  • BIDEN IS SO CLOSE TO VICTORY, HE CAN SMELL ITS HAIR.

    バイデンは勝利に近づいている 彼はその髪の匂いを嗅ぐことができる

  • ONE KEY STATE IS ARIZONA.

    ONE KEY STATE IS ARIZONA.

  • BIDEN IS AHEAD.

    BIDEN IS AHEAD.

  • IN FACT, SEVERAL NEWS ORGANIZATIONS HAVE ALREADY

    IN FACT, SEVERAL NEWS ORGANIZATIONS HAVE ALREADY

  • CALLED THE STATE FOR HIM.

    彼のために州を呼んだ

  • THE TRUMP FOLKS STILL INSIST THEY HAVE A CHANCE, BUT EVEN

    トランプ愚民どもは、まだチャンスがあると主張していますが、それでもです。

  • REPUBLICAN-FRIENDLY ESTIMATES SAY TRUMP HAS A STEEP UPHILL

    共和党に好意的な調査団は、トランプ氏は急な上り坂を持っていると述べている。

  • BATTLE TO CLOSE THE GAP.

    BATTLE TO CLOSE THE GAP.

  • AND THE ONLY THING MORE CHALLENGING THAN A STEEP UPHILL

    急な上り坂が唯一の難関である。

  • BATTLE FOR TRUMP WOULD BE A STEEP DOWNHILL WADDLE.

    トランプのための戦いは、急なダウンヒルのワドルになるだろう。

  • THEN THERE'S NEVADA, WHERE BIDEN'S AHEAD, BUT NOT BY MUCH.

    そこにネバダ州がある バイデンが先行しているが 大差はない

  • HE CURRENTLY LEADS BY ABOUT 12,000 VOTES, WITH THE MAJORITY

    現在は約12,000票で過半数を占めています。

  • OF THE VOTES LEFT FROM THE LAS VEGAS AREA.

    OF THE VOTES LEFT FROM THE LAS VEGAS AREA.

  • BUT IT'S NO SURPRISE THAT TRUMP DIDN'T TAKE VEGAS.

    でもトランプがベガスを取らなかったのは 驚きではありません。

  • WHENEVER TRUMP IS NEAR A CASINO, HE LOSES EVERYTHING.

    トランプがカジノの近くにいるときはいつでも、彼はすべてを失う。

  • ANOTHER STATE WE'RE WAITING ON IS GEORGIA, WHICH AWARDS 16

    私たちが待っているもう一つの州はジョージア州で、16の賞を受賞しています。

  • ELECTORAL VOTES.

    ELECTORAL VOTES.

  • NOW IT'S A TOSS-UP.

    今は引き分けだ

  • PER THE GEORGIA STATE CONSTITUTION, THEIR ELECTION

    PER THE GEORGIA STATE CONSTITUTION, THEIR ELECTION

  • CANNOT BE ULTIMATELY DECIDED UNTIL ALL MAIL-IN VOTES ARE

    すべての郵送による投票が行われるまで、究極的に決定されることはありません。

  • TABULATED AND ONE CANDIDATE HAS DEFEATED THE DEVIL IN A FIDDLE

    TABULATED AND ONE CANDIDATE HAS DEFE THE DEVIL IN A FIDDLE IN A FIDDLE

  • CONTEST.

    コンテスト。

  • BUT THE KEY RACE IS THE KEYSTONE STATE, PENNSYLVANIA.

    BUT THE KEY RACE IS THE KEYSTONE STATE, PENNSYLVANIA.

  • BIDEN'S HOME STATE.

    BIDEN'S HOME STATE.

  • RIGHT NOW, TRUMP LEADS, BUT AS THEY COUNT THE MAIL-IN BALLOTS,

    今は、トランプがリードしていますが、彼らは投票用紙を数えています。

  • BIDEN IS RAPIDLY CLOSING THE GAP.

    バイデンは急速にギャップを縮めている

  • IF BIDEN WINS, HE'LL RECEIVE AN ELECTION-DECIDING 20 ELECTORAL

    BIDENが勝てば、彼は20の選挙を決定する選挙人を受け取るだろう

  • VOTES.

    投票します。

  • PER THE PENNSYLVANIA CONSTITUTION, THAT'S ONE FOR

    PER THE PENNSYLVANIA CONSTITUTION, THAT'S ONE FOR

  • EVERY CAR THEY'LL FLIP OVER IN PHILLY, NO MATTER WHO WINS.

    全ての車はフィリーでひっくり返る 誰が勝とうと関係ない

  • BUT NO SURPRISE, TRUMP IS ALREADY CLAIMING HE WON

    しかし、意外にも、トランプはすでに彼が勝ったと主張しています。

  • PENNSYLVANIA, AMONG OTHER STATES, TWEETING, "WE HAVE

    ペンシルバニア州 他の州のツイッターでは "WE HAVE

  • CLAIMED, FOR ELECTORAL VOTE PURPOSES, THE COMMONWEALTH OF

    選挙の投票目的のために、連邦を主張した。

  • PENNSYLVANIA-- WHICH WON'T ALLOW LEGAL OBSERVERS-- THE STATE OF

    PENNSYLVANIA-- WHICH WON'T ALLOW LEGAL OBSERVERS-- THE STATE OF

  • GEORGIA, AND THE STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA, EACH ONE OF WHICH

    ジョージア州、ノースカロライナ州、それぞれが

  • HAS A BIG TRUMP LEAD.

    大きなトランプのリードを持っています。

  • ADDITIONALLY, WE HEREBY CLAIM THE STATE OF MICHIGAN IF, IN

    さらに、私たちは、以下の場合には、ミシガン州を主張します。

  • FACT, THERE WAS A LARGE NUMBER OF SECRETLY DUMPED BALLOTS AS

    実際、大量の秘密の捨てられた卵殻があった...

  • HAS BEEN WIDELY REPORTED!" YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMETHING

    HAS BEEN WIDELY REPORTED!" YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMETHING

  • OFFICIAL JUST BY USING FANCY-SOUNDING WORDS LIKE

    公式にはファンシーな言葉を使うことで

  • "HEREBY."

    "ここに"

  • "FOR ELECTORAL VOTE PURPOSES, I FORTHWITH, HERETOFORE, HITHERTO,

    "選挙投票の目的のために、私はこれまでに、これまでに、これまでに。

  • AND TWO-BY-FOUR, CALL THE LAST CHOCOLATE DONUT.

    2対4で最後のチョコレートドーナツを呼び出す。

  • MY LAWYERS ARE COMING IN TO LICK IT."

    MY LAWYERS ARE COMING IN TO LICK IT."

  • SPEAKING OF LAWYERS WHO CAN LICK IT, YESTERDAY, TRUMP SENT A

    舐めることができる弁護士といえば トランプが送ってきました

  • SPECIAL-OPS TEAM TO PHILADELPHIA: SECOND FIRST SON

    SPECIAL-OPS TEAM TO PHILADELPHIA: SECOND FIRST SON

  • AND MAN GETTING DUMPED OVER ZOOM, ERIC TRUMP, AND ATTORNEY

    と男は、ズーム、エリック・トランプと弁護士に 捨てられました。

  • TO THE PRESIDENT AND MAN ASKING A RAT IF IT'S GOING TO FINISH

    TO THE PRESIDENT AND MAN ASKING A RAT IF IT'S GOING TO FINISH

  • THAT COCKROACH, RUDY GIULIANI.

    THAT COCKROACH, RUDY GIULIANI.

  • AND ERIC REVEALED THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN'S MASTER PLAN:

    AND ERIC REVEALED THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN'S MASTER PLAN.

  • >> WE ARE GOING TO FILE SUIT IN PENNSYLVANIA.

    >> WE ARE GOING TO FILE SUIT IN PENNSYLVANIA.

  • IT'S A SHAME HAVE TO DO THAT.

    それは残念なことです。

  • IT'S THE LAST THING THAT WE WANTED TO DO, IT'S THE LAS

    それは私たちが最後にしたかったことであり、それは最後のものです。

  • THING MY FATHER WANTED TO TO.

    父がやりたがっていたこと。

  • >> STEPHEN: TECHNICALLY, THE LAST THING YOUR FATHER WANTED DO

    >> STEPHEN: TECHNICALLY, THE LAST THING YOUR FATHER WANTED DO

  • IS GO TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY.

    IS GO TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY.

  • BUT IF THIS WAS THE LAST THING HE WANTED TO DO, WHY WAS IT THE

    でもこれが最後にしたかったことだとしたら、なぜこれが最後だったのか。

  • FIRST THING HE SAID?

    FIRST THING HE SAID?

  • >> WE'RE GOING TO GO IN THE NIGHT OF, AS SOON AS THAT

    >> >> 私たちはすぐに夜のうちに行くのよ

  • ELECTION'S OVER, WE'RE GOING IN WITH OUR LAWYERS.

    選挙は終わりました、私たちは弁護士と一緒に入ります。

  • >> STEPHEN: AND SINCE YOUR LAWYER IS RUDY, I ASSUME BY

    >> あなたの弁護士がルーディだから 私はそう思う

  • "GOING IN," YOU MEAN PRISON.

    "刑務所に入る "とは刑務所のことか?

  • THEN, RUDY GOT TESTY.

    そして、ルーディはテストを受けた。

  • >> THE ULTIMATE RESULT IS, PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS WON

    >> >>究極の結果は、トランプ大統領が勝利したということです。

  • PENNSYLVANIA.

    ペンシルバニア州

  • I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A COUNT WHERE YOU'RE HEADED BY 400,000

    40万人の頭数なんて聞いたことがないわ

  • WITH 80%-PLUS COUNTED AND THEY HAVEN'T CALLED IT FOR YOU YET.

    80%プラスでカウントされていて、まだあなたのためにそれを呼び出すことはありませんでした。

  • DO YOU THINK WE'RE STUPID?

    DO YOU THINK WE'RE STUPID?

  • DO YOU THINK WE ARE FOOLS?

    DO YOU THINK WE ARE FOOLS?

  • p>> STEPHEN: IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION?

    p>> STEPHEN: IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION?

  • BEAUSE...

    BEAUSE...

  • YES?

    YESですか?

  • YOU BUTT-DIALED REPORTERS, TWICE!

    YOU BUTT-DIALED REPORTERS, TWICE!

  • YOU VOLUNTARILY APPEARED ON A TELEVISION SHOW THAT I EXECUTIVE

    幹部が出演しているテレビ番組に自ら出演した。

  • PRODUCE THAT IS ANCHORED BY CARTOONS.

    カートゥーンにアンカーされているプロダクション。

  • TWICE!

    TWICE!

  • YOU WERE DUPED BY SACHA BARON COHEN, ONCE!

    あなたはサチャ・バロン・コーエンに 騙されたのよ!

  • I THINK, BECAUSE JUDGING BY YOUR LOWER TEETH, YOUR DENTIST

    I THINK, BECAUSE JUDGING BY YOUR LOWER TEETH, YOUR DENTIST

  • TRAINED IN KAZAKHSTAN, AS A VETERINARIAN.

    カザクスタンで研修を受けた。