WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

あなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

I'M HERE WITH MY FRIENDS MARK AND CHRIS.

友達のマークとクリスと一緒にここにいます。

SCOTT'S OVER THERE.

スコットはあそこにいる

EVIE'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

EVIE'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

WE'RE TAPING THIS JUST A LITTLE WHILE AFTER DONALD TRUMP WALKED

ドナルド・トランプが歩いてきた後、少しだけ放送しています。

INTO THE WHITE HOUSE BRIEFING ROOM AND TRIED TO POISON

ホワイトハウスの会議室に入って 怒らせようとした

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY.

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY.

THAT'S WHY I'M NOT SITTING DOWN YET.

だからまだ座ってないんだよ

I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT YET.

まだそんな気がしないんだ

THAT'S ALSO WHY I'M DRESSED FOR A FUNERAL.

それも葬式のために着飾っている理由だ

BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP TRIED REALLY HARD TO KILL SOMETHING

ドナルド・トランプが必死で何かを殺そうとしたからだ。

TONIGHT.

TONIGHT.

AROUND 7:00, THE PRESIDENT CAME OUT INTO THE WHITE HOUSE

7時頃 大統領がホワイトハウスに出てきた

BRIEFING ROOM AND LIED FOR 15 MINUTES.

会議室で15分間嘘をついた

JUST NONSENSE ABOUT ILLEGAL VOTE DUMPS AND CORRUPT ELECTION

無法投票の馬鹿と堕落した選挙についてのただの無意味なこと

OFFICIALS AND SECRET DEMOCRATIC CABALS AND, I DON'T KNOW

役人と秘密の民主主義者のキャバルと、私は知らない。

LONG-FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATES, PROBABLY.

長期間の出産証明書、たぶん。

IT'S ALL THE SAME.

IT'S ALL THE SAME.

IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT IT -- THAT JOE BIDEN WAS GETTING

あなたが知らないなら...ジョー・バイデンが捕まっていたことを

CLOSE TO 270, DONALD TRUMP JUST PROVIDED ALL THE PROOF YOU WILL

270に近づいて、ドナルド・トランプは、あなたがするすべての証拠を提供しました。

EVER NEED.

EVER NEED.

TRUE STORY: I'M WEARING BLACK, BECAUSE I WAS GETTING DRESSED

TRUE STORY: 黒の服を着ていたのは 服を着ていたからです

THIS AFTERNOON AND I THOUGHT, "HE MIGHT TRY SOME SHENANIGANS

THIS AFTERNOON AND I THOUGHT, "HE MIGHT TRY SOME SHENANIGANS

AND IT MIGHT BE FITTING TO TELL JOKES WHILE WEARING SOMETHING

AND IT MIGHT BE FITTING TO TELL JOKES WHILE WEARING SOMETHING

SOMBER IF HE GOES DOWN THAT DARK PATH."

"暗い道を下ればいつかは"

AND I'M NO PROPHET.

私は預言者ではありません。

IT'S JUST, HE'S SO PREDICTABLE.

ただ、彼は予測がつきやすい。

FOR WEEKS, WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT HOW THERE'D BE A RED

ここ数週間、私たちは話していた 赤がどうやって生まれるかについて

MIRAGE, THEN HOW THE OUTSTANDING BIDEN MAIL-IN BALLOTS WOULD

ミラージュ、それでは、傑出した美電の郵便投票はどのようにして行われるのか

MAYBE LET JOE CATCH UP.

JOEに追いつくようにしましょう

AND THAT TRUMP WOULD THEN COME OUT PROBABLY THURSDAY AROUND THE

そして トランプ氏が出てくるのは、おそらく木曜日頃になるでしょう。

EVENING NEWS AND PRETEND THAT HE WON AND ACCUSE EVERYONE OF

夕方のニュースでは、彼が勝ったと見せかけて、すべての人を非難しています。

CHEATING.

不正行為

THE GUY DOESN'T HAVE ANOTHER GEAR.

男は別のギアを持っていない。

GET A NEW ACT!

GET A NEW ACT!

I MEAN, HE SAID THIS STUFF BACK IN 2016!

つまり、彼は2016年にこんなことを言ったんだ！

>> I WILL TOTALLY ACCEPT THE RESULTS OF THIS GREAT AND

>> 私は、この偉大な、そして

HISTORIC PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION...

歴史的な大統領選挙...

IF I WIN.

IF AND WIN。

>> STEPHEN: SO, WE ALL KNEW HE WOULD DO THIS.

>> 彼がやることはわかっていた。

>> STEPHEN: SO, WE ALL KNEW HE WOULD DO THIS.

>> 彼がやることはわかっていた。

WHAT I DID NOT KNOW IS HOW MUCH IT WOULD HURT.

私が知らなかったのは、どれくらい痛いのかということです。

I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO BREAK MY HEART.

I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO BREAK MY HEART.

FOR HIM TO CAST A DARK SHADOW ON OUR MOST SACRED RIGHT.

FOR HIM TO CAST A DARK SHADOW ON OUR MOST SACRED RIGHT.

FROM THE BRIEFING ROOM IN THE WHITE HOUSE-- OUR HOUSE, NOT

ホワイトハウスのブリーフィングルームから - 私たちの家ではなく、私たちの家。

HIS-- THAT IS DEVASTATING.

彼の...それは衝撃的です。

THIS IS HEARTBREAKING FOR THE SAME REASON THAT I DIDN'T WANT

私が望んでいなかったのと同じ理由で、これは心を打たれています。

HIM TO GET COVID, CERTAINLY WHY I WANTED HIM TO SURVIVE, BECAUSE

彼にコヴィドを手に入れて欲しいと思ったのは、 私が彼に生き残って欲しいと思った理由が明確だったからです。

HE IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

彼はアメリカ合衆国の大統領です。

THAT OFFICE MEANS SOMETHING AND THAT OFFICE SHOULD HAVE SOME

そのオフィスには意味があり、そのオフィスには何かがあるはずです。

SHRED OF DECENCY.

ディセンシーの赤毛

NOW, WE KNEW HE WOULD LEAVE A STAIN THERE-- AND NOT JUST FROM

彼はここに痕跡を残すことを知っていただけではなく

HIS BUTT BRONZER-- BECAUSE EVERYTHING HE DID IS NOW

彼の尻のブロンザー...彼がしたことは全て今だからだ

PRESIDENTIAL BEHAVIOR.

PRESIDENTIAL BEHAVIOR.

INCLUDING THIS.

これを含めて

UNLESS-- UNLESS!-- EVERY SINGLE PERSON REJECTS WHAT HE JUST DID.

UNLESS-- UNLESS!-- EVERY SINGLE PERSON REJECTS WHAT HE JUST DID.

AND HAT MEANS, FOR ALL THE PREDICTABLE BEHAVIOR OF THE LAST

そして、帽子は、前世のすべての予測可能な行動のために

FEW DAYS AND THE LAST FOUR YEARS, RIGHT NOW SOMETHING

FEW DAYS AND THE LAST FOUR YEARS, RIGHT NOW SOMETHING

UNPREDICTABLE NEEDS TO HAPPEN: REPUBLICANS HAVE TO SPEAK UP --

UNPREDICTABLE NEEDS TO HAPPEN: REPUBLICANS HAVE TO SPEAK UP --

ALL OF THEM.

全部だ

BECAUSE FOR EVIL TO SUCCEED, ALL THATIS NECESSARY IS FOR GOOD

悪が成功するために必要なことはすべて善のためであるからだ。

MEN TO DO NOTHING.

何もしない人。

SO SAY SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, REPUBLICANS.

SO SAY SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, REPUBLICANS.

NOT LATER, NOT AFTER YOU'VE STUCK YOUR FINGER UP IN THE WIND

NOT LATER, NOT AFTER YOU'VE STUCK YOUR FINGER UP IN THE WIND

OR WHEREVER YOU WANT TO PUT IT.

OR WHEREVER YOU WANT TO PUT IT.

RIGHT NOW, IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST.

RIGHT NOW, IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST.

YOU ONLY SURVIVED THIS UP UNTIL NOW BECAUSE A LOT OF VOTERS

多くの投票者がいたからこそ 今まで生き残ってきたんだ

DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT WAS OBVIOUS TO

すべてのことを信じようとしなかった

SO MANY OF US: THAT DONALD TRUMP IS A FASCIST.

私たちの多くはドナルド・トランプは ファシストだと

AND WHEN IT COMES TO DEMOCRACY VERSUS FASCISM, THERE ARE NOT

AND WHEN IT COMES TO DEMOCRACY VERSUS FASCISM, THERE ARE NOT

FINE PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES.

両側にいる人たちは素晴らしい。

SO YOU NEED TO CHOOSE: DONALD TRUMP OR THE AMERICAN

だからあなたが選択する必要があります：ドナルド-トランプやアメリカ

PEOPLE?

PEOPLE?

THIS IS THE TIME TO GET OFF THE TRUMP TRAIN.

THIS IS THE TIME TO GET OFF THE TRUMP TRAIN.

BECAUSE HE JUST TOLD YOU WHERE THE TRAIN IS GOING, AND IT'S NOT

なぜなら、彼は電車がどこに行くのか教えてくれたけど、それは違うから。

A PASSENGER TRAIN, BUT HE'LL LOAD YOU ON IT, TOO, SOMEDAY.

乗客列車だが、いつかは君を乗せるだろう

IN ABSENCE OF GOOD MEN, HOW ABOUT MITCH MCCONELL?

"善人の不在の中で ミッチ・マッコネルはどうだ？

HAS HE SAID ANYTHING?

彼は何か言ってた？

WHAT DOES HE SAY?

何て言ったの？

>> HE DECLINED TO COMMENT.

>> 彼はコメントを拒否した。

>> Stephen: HE DECLINED TO COMMENT.

>> スティーブン彼はコメントを拒否した

OKAY, MITCH McCONNELL HAS DECLINED TO COMMENT.

ミッチ・マコネルがコメントを辞退しました

THE MAXIM OF THE LAW IS: QUI TACET CONSENTIRE.

THE MAXIM OF THE LAW IS: QUI TACET CONSENTIRE.

WHO IS SILENT, GIVES CONSENT.

誰が沈黙しているのか、同意を与える。

SO, MITCH WAS LOUD AND CLEAR.

ミッチは声が大きくて明瞭だった

HE'S OKAY WITH THIS.

HE'S OKAY WITH THIS.

IT'S NOT EVEN A HARD CALL.

それは困難な呼び出しではない

THIS IS IN YOUR SELF INTEREST TO SUPPORT VOTES BEING COUNTED.

THIS IS IN YOUR SELF INTEREST TO SUPPORT VOTES BEING COUNTED.

THAT'S HOW YOU GOT YOUR JOBS.

THAT'S HOW YOU GOT YOUR JOBS.

I GUESS MITCH MCCONNELL IS SAYING HE WAS REELECTED THROUGH

ミッチ・マッコネルはスルーで選ばれたと言ってるんだろうな

FRAUDULENT VOTES AS WELL?

不正な投票も？

AND HE'S HOLDING ONTO THE SENATE BECAUSE OF FRAUDULENT ELECTIONS

彼は不正な選挙のせいで上院にしがみついています

IN OTHER STATES, AND REPUBLICANS PICKED UP SEATS IN THE HOUSE

他の州では、共和党が議席を獲得しました。

BECAUSE OF FRAUDULENT ELECTIONS?

不正選挙のせいで？

SO, CAST THEM ALL OUT?

それで、全員投げ出すのか？

IS THAT WHAT YOUR SILENCE IS SAYING, MITCH MCCONNELL?

君の沈黙は何を言ってるんだ ミッチ・マッコネル？

SO AMERICA'S GOING TO COUNT SOMETHING ELSE RIGHT NOW.

SO AMERICA'S GOING TO COUNT SOMETHING ELSE RIGHT NOW.

WHO IS WILLING TO SPEAK UP.

誰が話したいのか？

WHO IS GOING TO SPEAK UP AGAINST DONALD TRUMP TRYING TO KILL

殺そうとするドナルド・トルンプに反対する者は誰か？

DEMOCRACY, AND WHO WILL STAY SILENT IN THE

民主主義、そして誰が沈黙を守るのか

FACE OF THIS DESPERATE ATTACK ON THE BEDROCK INSTITUTION OF THIS

このベッドロック研究所へのこの必死の攻撃の表れ

GREAT NATION.

偉大なる国家

BECAUSE HE JUST ATTACKED THE THING THAT MOST MAKES US GREAT.

彼が攻撃したからだ私たちを偉大にしているものを。

IT'S TIME TO MEAN WHAT ALL YOUR HATS HAVE BEEN YELLING.

IT'S TIME TO MEAN WHAT ALL YOUR HATS HAVE BEEN YELLING.

BY THE WAY, IF DONALD TRUMP IS RIGHT AND JOE BIDEN PULLED THE

ところで、もしドナルド・トランプが正しくて、ジョー・バイデンが引っ張ってきたとしたら

STRINGS BEHIND THE SCENES IN REPUBLICAN STATES LIKE ARIZONA

アリゾナなどの共和国の舞台裏のひも

AND GEORGIA, WHILE COORDINATING WITH DEMOCRATIC STATES LIKE

AND GEORGIA, WHILE COORDINATING WITH DEMOCRATIC STATES LIKE

PENNSYLVANIA AND NEVADA, AND WISCONSIN AND MICHIGAN, AND

ペンシルバニア州およびネバダ州、ウィスコンシン州およびミシガン州、および

THROWING IN THE RED HERRING OF LETTING THE REPUBLICANS KEEP THE

共和党を維持させることの赤ヘルリングを投げ込む

SENATE AND GAIN SEATS IN THE HOUSE, WHILE JUST BARELY

上院と家の中で議席を獲得し、一方ではかろうじて

REMOVING DONALD TRUMP?

DONALD TRUMPを削除？

WOW!

うわぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ

I MEAN, KUDOS TO THAT LEVEL OF INTERSTATE COORDINATION!

つまり、州間の協調性のレベルに感謝します！

I MEAN, ANYONE WHO COULD ACCOMPLISH THAT MANY THINGS AT

つまり、誰もが一度に多くのことを成し遂げることができた。

ONCE WOULD REALLY BE THE PRESIDENT WE NEED DURING A

ONCE WOULD REALLY BE THE PRESIDENT WE NEED DURING A

GLOBAL PANDEMIC.

GLOBAL PANDEMIC.

THIS IS WHEN I REALLY WISH I COULD SWEAR.

誓いを立てたいと思った時だ

BUT I'LL JUST SAY THIS: WE'RE NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU A SECOND

でもこれだけは言わせてもらう俺たちはもう二度と見せない

OF WHAT THAT SAD, FRIGHTENED FRAUD SAID.

悲しくて怯えた詐欺師が言ったことを

BECAUSE IT IS POISON, AND I LIKE YOU.

BECAUSE IT IS POISON, AND I LIKE YOU.

HE CAN SUCK SILENCE.

He can SUCK SILENCE.

AND HE CAN SUCK MY FROSTED YUMNUT.

そして、彼は私のフロースト・ヨーグルトを吸うことができる。

THAT REFERENCE IS GOING TO MAKE SENSE LATER.

その参照は後になって意味を持つようになってきた

STAY WITH ME.

STAY WITH ME.

AND INSTEAD, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMEONE DOING THE RIGHT THING.

AND INSTEAD, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMEONE DOING THE RIGHT THING.

THIS HAPPENED YESTERDAY IN NEVADA.

THIS HAPPENED YESTERDAY IN NEVADA.

>> AS I MENTIONED, WE ARE NOT PREPARED--

>> 私が言ったように、私たちは準備ができていません...

>> THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY'S STEALING THE ELECTION!

>> THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY'S STEALING THE ELECTION!

THE MEDIA'S COVERING UP!

メディアの隠蔽工作！

JOE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY'S STEALING THIS ELECTION!

JOE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY'S STEALING THIS ELECTION!

THE MEDIA'S COVERING UP!

メディアの隠蔽工作！

JOE BIDEN'S COVERING UP THIS ELECTION.

JOE BIDEN'S COVERING UP THIS ELECTION.

JOE BIDEN IS COVERING UP THIS ELECTION!

JOE BIDEN IS COVERING UP THIS ELECTION!

HE'S STEALING IT!

彼はそれを盗んでいる！

>> --WHERE WERE WE?

--どこにいた？

WHAT WAS THE LAST QUESTION?

WHAT WAS THE LAST QUESTION?

( LAUGHTER ) THAT GUY OUT IN FRONT OF THE

( LAUGHTER ) 前に出てきた男

MICs I JOE GLORIA, THE REGISTRAR OF CLARK COUNTY,

クラーク郡の登録簿のジョー・グロリアです

NEVADA.

ネバダ

HE LET THAT GUY SPEW HIS CRAZY TILL HE WAS TIRED, WATCHED HIM

疲れるまで狂ったように運転させて見ていた

WALK AWAY, AND THEN JOE GLORIA TOOK A DEEP BREATH, AND DID HIS

WALK AWAY, AND THEN JOE GLORIA TOOK A DEEP BREATH, AND DID HIS.

JOB.

JOB.

WHICH IS WHAT WE SHOULD ALL DO.

WHICH IS WHAT WE SHOULD ALL DO.

STAY COOL.

STAY COOL.

OKAY, NOW LET'S DO THE MONOLOGUE.

よし、モノローグを始めよう

>> BIDEN CRIME FAMILY, BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

>> BIDEN CRIME FAMILY, BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY...

THAT'S ALL I GOT.

これで全部だ

( LAUGHTER ) >> STEPHEN: OKAY, WHERE WERE WE?

どこにいたっけ？

EVEN BEFORE IL DOUCHIE LUMBERED TO THE PODIUM, AMERICA WAS

イル・ドゥーチーがポディウムに出てくる前に、アメリカは

EXPERIENCING SOME HIGHLY-REFINED, WEAPONS-GRADE

高度に洗練された武器グレードを体験する

ANXIETY BECAUSE, WHILE THINGS WERE LOOKING GOOD FOR BIDEN, AS

ANXIETY BECAUSE, WHILE THINGS WERE LOOKING GOOD FOR BIDEN, AS

OF 8:30 P.M., THE RACE REMAINS ON A RAZOR'S EDGE.

午後8: 30のレースは 剃刀の刃の上に残っている

SO, NOT ONLY IS IT STRESSFUL, IT'S IRRESPONSIBLE.

だから、それだけではなく、ストレスがかかる、それは責任がある。

AMERICA SHOULD BE NOWHERE NEAR SHARP OBJECTS.

アメリカは尖った物体の近くにいるべきである。

THEY SHOULD TAKE AWAY OUR SHOELACES AND OUR BELT.

THEY SHOULD TAKE AWAY OUR SHOELACES AND OUR BELT.

A REMINDER: TO WIN THE PRESIDENCY, A CANDIDATE NEEDS

思い出してください大統領に勝つためには、候補者が必要です。

270 ELECTORAL VOTES.

270人の選挙人の投票。

AS I RECORD TONIGHT'S ZOETROPE, BIDEN HAS 253.

AS I RECORD TONIGHT'S ZOETROPE, BIDEN HAS 253.

BIDEN IS SO CLOSE TO VICTORY, HE CAN SMELL ITS HAIR.

バイデンは勝利に近づいている 彼はその髪の匂いを嗅ぐことができる

ONE KEY STATE IS ARIZONA.

ONE KEY STATE IS ARIZONA.

BIDEN IS AHEAD.

BIDEN IS AHEAD.

IN FACT, SEVERAL NEWS ORGANIZATIONS HAVE ALREADY

IN FACT, SEVERAL NEWS ORGANIZATIONS HAVE ALREADY

CALLED THE STATE FOR HIM.

彼のために州を呼んだ

THE TRUMP FOLKS STILL INSIST THEY HAVE A CHANCE, BUT EVEN

トランプ愚民どもは、まだチャンスがあると主張していますが、それでもです。

REPUBLICAN-FRIENDLY ESTIMATES SAY TRUMP HAS A STEEP UPHILL

共和党に好意的な調査団は、トランプ氏は急な上り坂を持っていると述べている。

BATTLE TO CLOSE THE GAP.

BATTLE TO CLOSE THE GAP.

AND THE ONLY THING MORE CHALLENGING THAN A STEEP UPHILL

急な上り坂が唯一の難関である。

BATTLE FOR TRUMP WOULD BE A STEEP DOWNHILL WADDLE.

トランプのための戦いは、急なダウンヒルのワドルになるだろう。

THEN THERE'S NEVADA, WHERE BIDEN'S AHEAD, BUT NOT BY MUCH.

そこにネバダ州がある バイデンが先行しているが 大差はない

HE CURRENTLY LEADS BY ABOUT 12,000 VOTES, WITH THE MAJORITY

現在は約12,000票で過半数を占めています。

OF THE VOTES LEFT FROM THE LAS VEGAS AREA.

OF THE VOTES LEFT FROM THE LAS VEGAS AREA.

BUT IT'S NO SURPRISE THAT TRUMP DIDN'T TAKE VEGAS.

でもトランプがベガスを取らなかったのは 驚きではありません。

WHENEVER TRUMP IS NEAR A CASINO, HE LOSES EVERYTHING.

トランプがカジノの近くにいるときはいつでも、彼はすべてを失う。

ANOTHER STATE WE'RE WAITING ON IS GEORGIA, WHICH AWARDS 16

私たちが待っているもう一つの州はジョージア州で、16の賞を受賞しています。

ELECTORAL VOTES.

ELECTORAL VOTES.

NOW IT'S A TOSS-UP.

今は引き分けだ

PER THE GEORGIA STATE CONSTITUTION, THEIR ELECTION

PER THE GEORGIA STATE CONSTITUTION, THEIR ELECTION

CANNOT BE ULTIMATELY DECIDED UNTIL ALL MAIL-IN VOTES ARE

すべての郵送による投票が行われるまで、究極的に決定されることはありません。

TABULATED AND ONE CANDIDATE HAS DEFEATED THE DEVIL IN A FIDDLE

TABULATED AND ONE CANDIDATE HAS DEFE THE DEVIL IN A FIDDLE IN A FIDDLE

CONTEST.

コンテスト。

BUT THE KEY RACE IS THE KEYSTONE STATE, PENNSYLVANIA.

BUT THE KEY RACE IS THE KEYSTONE STATE, PENNSYLVANIA.

BIDEN'S HOME STATE.

BIDEN'S HOME STATE.

RIGHT NOW, TRUMP LEADS, BUT AS THEY COUNT THE MAIL-IN BALLOTS,

今は、トランプがリードしていますが、彼らは投票用紙を数えています。

BIDEN IS RAPIDLY CLOSING THE GAP.

バイデンは急速にギャップを縮めている

IF BIDEN WINS, HE'LL RECEIVE AN ELECTION-DECIDING 20 ELECTORAL

BIDENが勝てば、彼は20の選挙を決定する選挙人を受け取るだろう

VOTES.

投票します。

PER THE PENNSYLVANIA CONSTITUTION, THAT'S ONE FOR

PER THE PENNSYLVANIA CONSTITUTION, THAT'S ONE FOR

EVERY CAR THEY'LL FLIP OVER IN PHILLY, NO MATTER WHO WINS.

全ての車はフィリーでひっくり返る 誰が勝とうと関係ない

BUT NO SURPRISE, TRUMP IS ALREADY CLAIMING HE WON

しかし、意外にも、トランプはすでに彼が勝ったと主張しています。

PENNSYLVANIA, AMONG OTHER STATES, TWEETING, "WE HAVE

ペンシルバニア州 他の州のツイッターでは "WE HAVE

CLAIMED, FOR ELECTORAL VOTE PURPOSES, THE COMMONWEALTH OF

選挙の投票目的のために、連邦を主張した。

PENNSYLVANIA-- WHICH WON'T ALLOW LEGAL OBSERVERS-- THE STATE OF

PENNSYLVANIA-- WHICH WON'T ALLOW LEGAL OBSERVERS-- THE STATE OF

GEORGIA, AND THE STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA, EACH ONE OF WHICH

ジョージア州、ノースカロライナ州、それぞれが

HAS A BIG TRUMP LEAD.

大きなトランプのリードを持っています。

ADDITIONALLY, WE HEREBY CLAIM THE STATE OF MICHIGAN IF, IN

さらに、私たちは、以下の場合には、ミシガン州を主張します。

FACT, THERE WAS A LARGE NUMBER OF SECRETLY DUMPED BALLOTS AS

実際、大量の秘密の捨てられた卵殻があった...

HAS BEEN WIDELY REPORTED!" YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMETHING

HAS BEEN WIDELY REPORTED!" YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMETHING

OFFICIAL JUST BY USING FANCY-SOUNDING WORDS LIKE

公式にはファンシーな言葉を使うことで

"HEREBY."

"ここに"

"FOR ELECTORAL VOTE PURPOSES, I FORTHWITH, HERETOFORE, HITHERTO,

"選挙投票の目的のために、私はこれまでに、これまでに、これまでに。

AND TWO-BY-FOUR, CALL THE LAST CHOCOLATE DONUT.

2対4で最後のチョコレートドーナツを呼び出す。

MY LAWYERS ARE COMING IN TO LICK IT."

MY LAWYERS ARE COMING IN TO LICK IT."

SPEAKING OF LAWYERS WHO CAN LICK IT, YESTERDAY, TRUMP SENT A

舐めることができる弁護士といえば トランプが送ってきました

SPECIAL-OPS TEAM TO PHILADELPHIA: SECOND FIRST SON

SPECIAL-OPS TEAM TO PHILADELPHIA: SECOND FIRST SON

AND MAN GETTING DUMPED OVER ZOOM, ERIC TRUMP, AND ATTORNEY

と男は、ズーム、エリック・トランプと弁護士に 捨てられました。

TO THE PRESIDENT AND MAN ASKING A RAT IF IT'S GOING TO FINISH

TO THE PRESIDENT AND MAN ASKING A RAT IF IT'S GOING TO FINISH

THAT COCKROACH, RUDY GIULIANI.

THAT COCKROACH, RUDY GIULIANI.

AND ERIC REVEALED THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN'S MASTER PLAN:

AND ERIC REVEALED THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN'S MASTER PLAN.

>> WE ARE GOING TO FILE SUIT IN PENNSYLVANIA.

>> WE ARE GOING TO FILE SUIT IN PENNSYLVANIA.

IT'S A SHAME HAVE TO DO THAT.

それは残念なことです。

IT'S THE LAST THING THAT WE WANTED TO DO, IT'S THE LAS

それは私たちが最後にしたかったことであり、それは最後のものです。

THING MY FATHER WANTED TO TO.

父がやりたがっていたこと。

>> STEPHEN: TECHNICALLY, THE LAST THING YOUR FATHER WANTED DO

>> STEPHEN: TECHNICALLY, THE LAST THING YOUR FATHER WANTED DO

IS GO TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY.

IS GO TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY.

BUT IF THIS WAS THE LAST THING HE WANTED TO DO, WHY WAS IT THE

でもこれが最後にしたかったことだとしたら、なぜこれが最後だったのか。

FIRST THING HE SAID?

FIRST THING HE SAID?

>> WE'RE GOING TO GO IN THE NIGHT OF, AS SOON AS THAT

>> >> 私たちはすぐに夜のうちに行くのよ

ELECTION'S OVER, WE'RE GOING IN WITH OUR LAWYERS.

選挙は終わりました、私たちは弁護士と一緒に入ります。

>> STEPHEN: AND SINCE YOUR LAWYER IS RUDY, I ASSUME BY

>> あなたの弁護士がルーディだから 私はそう思う

"GOING IN," YOU MEAN PRISON.

"刑務所に入る "とは刑務所のことか？

THEN, RUDY GOT TESTY.

そして、ルーディはテストを受けた。

>> THE ULTIMATE RESULT IS, PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS WON

>> >>究極の結果は、トランプ大統領が勝利したということです。

PENNSYLVANIA.

ペンシルバニア州

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A COUNT WHERE YOU'RE HEADED BY 400,000

40万人の頭数なんて聞いたことがないわ

WITH 80%-PLUS COUNTED AND THEY HAVEN'T CALLED IT FOR YOU YET.

80％プラスでカウントされていて、まだあなたのためにそれを呼び出すことはありませんでした。

DO YOU THINK WE'RE STUPID?

DO YOU THINK WE'RE STUPID?

DO YOU THINK WE ARE FOOLS?

DO YOU THINK WE ARE FOOLS?

p>> STEPHEN: IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION?

p>> STEPHEN: IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION?

BEAUSE...

BEAUSE...

YES?

ＹＥＳですか？

YOU BUTT-DIALED REPORTERS, TWICE!

YOU BUTT-DIALED REPORTERS, TWICE!