SAFE TO SAY IT HAS BEEN A VERY, VERY, VERY LONG FOUR

極めて、極めて、極めて、極めて、極めて、長い年月が経ちました。

YEARS.

YEARS.

SO LONG, IN FACT, YOU MAY HAVE LOST TRACK OF

長い間、実際には、あなたは見失っていたかもしれない

EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED DURING THE TRUMP

トランプ政権の間に起きたすべてのこと

ADMINISTRATION.

ADMINISTRATION.

LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU REAL QUICK.

LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU REAL QUICK.

TRUMP'S INAUGURATION TRUMP'S INAUGURATION CROWDS WERE

TRUMP'S INAUGURATION TRUMP'S INAUGURATION CROWDS WERE

SUPER SMALL, WOMEN MARCHED ON THE NATIONAL MALL, HE SIGNED A

超小型の女性が国立競技場に行進して署名しました

HATEFUL MUSLIM BAN AND FAILED TO PASS HIS HEALTHCARE PLAN, THE

HATEFUL MUSLIM BAN AND FAILED TO PASS HIS HEALTHCARE PLAN, THE

WALL THAT HE PROMISED NEVER GOT DONE, BUT AT LEAST HE FOUND TIME

彼が約束した壁は終わらなかったが 時間はあった

TO STARE AT THE SUN, HE THREW PAPER TOWELS LIKE A Q.B., BUT

TO STARE AT THE SUN, HE THREW PAPER TOWELS LIKE A Q.B., BUT

THREW A HUGE FIT WHEN KAEP TOOK A KNEE, “ALTERNATIVE FACTS” WERE

THREW A HUGE FIT WHEN KAEP TOOK A KNEE, "ALTERNATIVE FACTS" WERE

THE NEW WAY TO LIE, PUT HIS HAND ON AN ORB AND NO ONE KNOWS WHY,

新しい嘘のつき方 オーブに手を置いても 誰も理由を知らない

MICHAEL FLYNN MADE A GUILTY PLEA, DONALD JUNIOR SAT ON A

マイケル・フラインは罪を犯して ドナルド・ジュニアはその上に座っていた

TREE, IVANKA AND JARED PLAYED PRETEND, WHAT WAS OMAROSA'S JOB

TREE, IVANKA AND JARED PLAYED PRETEND, WHAT WAS OMAROSA'S JOB.

AGAIN?

AGAIN?

SEAN SPICER WAS FIRED, SCARAMUCCI WAS HIRED, REINCE

シーン・スパイサーはクビになり スカラムーチは雇われた リインセ

PRIEBUS RETIRED, SCARAMUCCI WAS FIRED, JAMES COMEY WAS CANNED,

PRIEBUSは引退し、SCARAMUCCIは解雇され、JAMES COMEYは缶詰になった。

BUT SAVED THE RECEIPTS, WE'RE STILL UNPACKING THE “COVFEFE”

でもレシピは保存していますが、まだ "COVFEFE "の梱包を解いていません。

TWEET, DONALD'S LOVE FOR PUTIN COULDN'T BE MORE SINCERE,

ツイッター ドナルドのプーチンへの愛は これ以上ないほど罪深いわ

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THAT WAS JUST HIS FIRST YEAR!

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THAT WAS JUST HIS FIRST YEAR!

TRUMP GOT A VISIT FROM KANYE WEST, MELANIA TOLD US ALL TO “BE

トランプはカニエ・ウエストからの訪問を受けた メラニアは、すべての私たちに "なるように "と言った。

BEST,” HER HUSBAND CALLED HAITI A ( BLEEP ) COUNTRY, ONLY HER

BEST, "HER HUSBAND CALLEDI HAITI A ( BLEEP ) COUNTRY, ONLY HER

JACKET COULD SAY IT MORE BLUNTLY, NEW TELL-ALL BOOKS WERE

JACKET COULD SAY IT MORE BLUNTLY, NEW TELL-ALL BOOKS WERE

RIDDLED WITH SCANDALS, LIKE THE TIME HE GOT SPANKED BY STORMY

RIDDLED WITH SCANDALS, LIKE THE TIME HE GOT SPANKED BY STORMY

DANIELS, MICHAEL COHEN GOT CAUGHT WITH MONEY TO HUSH, WHILE

ダニールズとマイケル・コーエンが 逮捕されたのは 狩猟のための金を持っていたからだ

TRUMP WENT TO SEE HIS NEW DICTATOR CRUSH, PAUL MANAFORT

トランプ氏は新任の情報官クラッシュ、ポール・マナフォート氏に会いに行きました。

WAS FOUND GUILTY OF FRAUD, FOR SOME REASON TEENS WERE EATING

何かの理由で食べていたことが 詐欺罪に問われました

TIDE PODS, JOHN KELLY AND SESSIONS LEFT THAT YEAR, BRETT

タイドポッズ、ジョン・ケリー、そしてその年に離脱したセッション、ブレッツ

KAVANAUGH TOLD US HE LOVES BEER, DEMS TOOK THE HOUSE IN A MIDTERM

カヴァナウグはビールが大好きだと言っていたが、中間選挙では民主党が政権を奪取した。

BLUE WAVE, A DEPRESSED TED CRUZ REFUSED TO SHAVE, HALFWAY

ブルーウェーブ、落ち込んだTED CRUZは髭を剃るのを拒否した。

THROUGH HIS TERM, THE WHITE HOUSE WAS ALL DRAMA, AMERICA

彼の任期を通して、ホワイトハウスはすべてのドラマ、アメリカだった。

SPOKE AND SAID, “WE MISS OBAMA”" THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN LASTED

"私たちはオバマ大統領に会いたい "と言った。政府のシャットダウンは終わった

35 DAYS, TRUMP'S APPROVAL NUMBERS WENT DOWN IN A BLAZE, A

35日間 トランプ大統領の支持率は 一瞬にして低下しました

SHARPIE WAS USED ON A HURRICANE MAP, PELOSI WHIPPED OUT HER

ハリケーンの地図で シャープアイが使われた ペロシは彼女を一掃した

SARCASTIC CLAP, HE GOT IN A FEUD WITH WOMEN'S SOCCER, INSULTED

サーカスティック・クラップ 女子サッカー選手と揉めて 侮辱された

THE SQUAD, HE'S RACIST-- BIG SHOCKER.

THE SQUAD, HE'S RACIST-- BIG SHOCKER.

SPENT FIVE MILLION BUCKS ON HIS FOURTH OF JULY, ONCE CALLED

SPENT FIVE MILLION BUCKS ON HIS FOURTH OF JULY, ONCE CALLED

JEFFREY EPSTEEN A "TERRIFIC GUY," THE MUELLER REPORT FOUND

JEFFREY EPSTEEN A "TERRIFIC GUY," THE MUELLER REPORT FOUND

NO ONE TO BLAME, TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR A CALL WITH

責められるべき者はいない、トランプは電話での通話のためにインピーチされました。

UKRAINE, HE STILL INSISTS THERE WAS NO QUID PRO QUO, CONGRESS

イギリス、彼はまだ確証がなかったと主張しています。

WAS LIKE, “MMMM, WASN'T THERE THOUGH?”

"MMMMM,WASN'T THERE THOUGH? "みたいな感じだった。

COVERED TABLES WITH BIG MACS, TWEETED “FAKE NEWS” IN ALL CAPS,

BIG MACSでテーブルを覆い、オールキャップで "FAKE NEWS "をツイート。

ISSUED A TRANS MILITARY BAN, FOR CLIMATE CHANGE, THERE'S STILL

気候変動のために軍事転用禁止令を発令しましたが、まだです。

NO PLAN, OVER 200 DAYS SPENT ON THE GOLF COURSE, WITH NOTHING TO

何の計画もなく、200日以上をゴルフコースに費やし、何もすることがなかった。

SHOW BUT A USELESS SPACE FORCE!

SHOW BUT A USELESS SPACE FORCE!

THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL WAS A HAIL MARY, WAIT, WAS THAT REALLY

インピーチメント裁判はハイルメリーだったのか、待って、本当にそうだったのか

THIS JANUARY?

THIS JANUARY?

TRUMP DOWNPLAYED THE VIRUS, SAID IT'D GO AWAY FASTER THAN

TRUMP DOWNPLAYED THE VIRUS, SAID IT'D GO AWAY FASTER THAN

TOOBIN'S ZOOM DISPLAY, NO MASKS AT HIS RALLIES THROUGHOUT THE

トゥビンのズームディスプレイ、集会ではマスクなし。

CAMPAIGN, WERE PEOPLE KEPT SAFE?

キャンペーン、人々は安全だったのか？

ASK HERMAN CAIN.

ハーマン・ケインに聞け

TRUMP GOT SICK AND DOCTORS LIED SO HE COULD GO ON A DEADLY

トランプは病気になって医者が嘘をついたので 致命的な状態になってしまった

JOYRIDE.

JOYRIDE.

AMY CONEY BARRETT WAS PUSHED THROUGH, MELANIA SAID SHE HATES

AMY CONEY BARRETT WAS PUSHED THROUGH, MELANIA SAID SHE HATES

CHRISTMAS, TOO, ROSE GARDEN EVENT HAD A SUPER SPREAD, V.P.

CHRISTMAS, TOO, ROSE GARDEN EVENT HAD A SUPER SPREAD, V.P.

MIKE PENCE HAD A FLY ON HIS HEAD, ON A SECOND STIMULUS NO

MIKE PENCEは、第二の刺激で頭の上に飛んでいた。

ONE CAN AGREE, ASIDE FROM“ PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV”

"人、女、男、カメラ、テレビ "は別として、人は同意することができます。

TRUMP STRUGGLED TO GO DOWN A RAMP, AND EVERYONE IS BUYING

トランプは、ランプを下に行くのに苦労し、誰もが買っています。

STAMPS, ANTHONY FAUCI DISAPPEARED, TRUMP SURE HOLDS A

STAMPS, ANTHONY FAUCI DISAPPEARED, TRUMP SURE HOLDS A.

BIBLE WEIRD, IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS, BUT FELT LIKE TEN, SO IS

"聖書は奇妙だ ４年ぶりだが 10年前のように思えた" "そうだ

AMERICA GREAT AGAIN?

アメリカは再び偉大なのか？

KIDS IN SCHOOL ARE STILL AFRAID, DONALD'S TAXES WENT UNPAID,

学校の子供たちは、まだ恐れている、 ドナルドの税金が未払いになった。

MIGRANT FAMILIES WERE DESTROYED, MILLIONS ARE STILL UNEMPLOYED,

移住者の家族は破壊され、何百万人もの人々が未だに失業しています。

THINGS WILL GET BETTER, BUT IT'S NOT A GIVEN, SO THINK ABOUT THE

物事は良くなるだろうが、それは与えられたものではないので、そのことについて考えてみてください。

COUNTRY THAT YOU WANT TO LIVE IN.

COUNTRY THAT YOU WANT TO LIVE IN.

AND IF LOOKING AT POLLS MAKES YOU BREAK INTO HIVES, THEN VOTE

ポールを見ていると、あなたがHIVESに壊れている場合は、投票してください

TOMORROW SO WE CAN MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES!

TOMORROW SO WE CAN MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MAYOR PETE BUTTIGIEG!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MAYOR PETE BUTTIGIEG!

COME ON BACK!

EAT ON BACK!