ELECTION EVE.

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THE BIG DAY IS FINALLY HERE.

THE BIG DAY IS FINALLY HERE.

IN 20 MINUTES IT WILL BE ELECTION DAY.

20分後には選挙の日になります。

I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE IT.

私には無理だわ

HONESTLY, I'M NOT ENJOYING THE FEELING IN ME RIGHT

HONESTLY, I'M NOT ENJOYING THE FEELING IN ME RIGHT

NOW.

今すぐに

HOW ARE YOU COPING, REGGIE?

どうやって対処するんだ レジー？

ARE YOU DOING OKAY WITH ALL OF THIS?

ARE YOU DOING OKAY WITH ALL OF THIS?

>> I'M JUST PRETENDING LIKE I'M IN ANOTHER TIME

>> >> I'MUST JUST PRETENDING LIKE I'M IN TOOTHER TIME

PERIOD, LIKE IT IS APRIL 4th, IT IS NO BIG

４月４日と同じように、大したことではありません。

DEAL.

DEAL.

>> James: OKAY, THAT IS THE ADVICE.

>>ジェームスOKAY, THAT IS THE ADVICE.

HOW ABOUT YOU, IAN, HOW ARE YOU COPING WITH ALL OF

HOW ABOUT YOU, IAN, HOW ARE YOU COPING WITH ALL OF

THIS?

これ？

>> I'M DOING TERRIBLE.

>> 私はテリブルをやっています。

AFTER HALLOWEEN PASSED, I'M LIKE HALLOWEEN IS

AFTER HALLOWEEN PASSED, I'M LIKE HALLOWEEN IS

NEXT, AND ONCE THAT WAS GONE, I'M LIKE OH, NO.

次の瞬間、それがなくなった時、私は「ああ、ダメだ」と思った。

>> James: WAS LISTENING ON THE RADIO, AND ALL THEY

>> ジェームスラジオを聞いていて、すべての人が

WERE TAKING ABOUT THE ELECTION.

選挙のことを考えていた

AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LISTENED TO BACK-TO-BACK

AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LISTENED TO BACK-TO-BACK

MARIAH CAREY'S "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU."

MARIAH CAREY'S "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU."

I'M NOT JOKING.

冗談じゃないよ

THAT SONG SLAPS.

THAT SONG SLAPS。

LOOK, YOU KNOW, IT IS HAPPENING.

LOOK, YOU KNOW, IT IS HAPPENING.

WE'RE DOING IT.

私たちはそれをやっている。

IT IS HAPPENING.

起こっています。

AND IT REALLY IS GATHERING PACE, BECAUSE DESPITE A

そして、それは本当にペースを集めています。

BIG UPTAKE IN COVID CASES, TRUMP IS RUNNING AROUND TO

COVID事件で大きな動きがあり、トランプ氏は

ALL OF THE KEY STATES.

ALL OF THE KEY STATES.

DURING A MIDNIGHT RALLY IN FLORIDA LAST NIGHT, WHEN

昨夜のフロリダでの集会中に...

THE ISSUE OF COVID AND DR. FAUCI CROWD SHOUTED FIRE FAUCI,

THE ISSUE OF COVID AND DR. FAUCI CROWD SHOUTED FIRE FAUCI,

AND TRUMP SHI HINTED HE MAY JUST DO THAT.

トランプ氏がほのめかしたんだよ

>> FIRE FAUCI!

>> FIRE FAUCI!

FIRE FAUCI!

FIRE FAUCI!

FIRE FAUCI FIRE!

FIRE FIRE JAWS FIRE!

FIRE FAUCI!

FIRE FAUCI!

>> President Trump: DON'T TELL ANYBODY, BUT

>> トランプ大統領誰にも言わないでください。

LET ME WAIT UNTIL A LITTLE BIT AFTER THE ELECTION.

LET ME WAIT UNTIL A LITTLE BIT AFTER THE ELECTION.

>> James: SO THERE WE HAVE IT, DONALD TRUMP

>> ジェームスこれで、私たちはそれを持っている、ドナルド・トランプ

WON'T LISTEN TO THE NATION'S TOP INFECTIOUS

全国トップの感染症の話は聞きたくない

DISEASE EXPERT, BUT HE WILL LISTEN TO THE CHANTS

DISEASE EXPERT, BUT HE WILL LISTEN TO THE CHANTS

OF AN ANGRY MOB.

怒りに満ちたモブの

[LAUGHTER] >> James: YOU THOUGHT

ジェームズ.思ったでしょ

THE LAST FOUR YEARS WERE BAD, YOU WAIT, GUYS.

THE LAST FOUR YEARS WERE BAD, YOU WAIT, GUYS.

IF HE FIRES DR. FAUCI, WHO IS GOING TO TAKE THAT JOB?

ファウチー博士をクビにしたら誰がその仕事を引き継ぐんですか？

LIKE WHICH DOCTORS IS, LIKE, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS

どの先生が好きなのか、好きなのか、好きなのか、好きなのか、好きなのか、好きなのか、好きなのか、好きなのか、好きなのか、そうなのか

LIKE A GOOD JOB.

いい仕事だ

I'M QUALIFIED, TRUMP WILL DEFINITELY LISTEN TO ME.

私は資格を持っています、 トランプは明らかに私に耳を傾けるでしょう。

[LAUGHTER] >> James: AND IN A RALLY

[笑] >> ジェームズ.AND IN A RALLY.

THIS AFTERNOON IN PENNSYLVANIA, TRUMP TALKED

"この後のペニンシルバニアでは" "トランプは話した

ABOUT ATHLETES NOT STANDING FOR THE NATIONAL

全国大会に立候補しない選手について

ANTHEM, AND HOW THE NBA RATINGS DROPPED, AND HE

アンセムと、どのようにNBAの評価が低下し、彼は

TOOK A SHOT AT LEBRON JAMES.

TOOK A SHOT AT LEBRON JAMES.

AND THE CROWD STARTED CHANTING LEBRON SUCKS.

AND THE CROWD STARTED CHANTING LEBRON SUCKS.

>> President Trump: I FELT BAD FOR LEBRON.

>> トランプ大統領I FELT BAD FOR LEBRON.

I DIDN'T WATCH ONE SHOT.

I DIDN'T WATCH ONE SHOT.

I GOT BORED.

退屈した

WHAT A CROWD.

何て人ごみなんだ

>> James: YEAH, WHAT A CROWD.

>> ジェームスああ、人だかりだ

[LAUGHTER] >> James: HE IS LIKE YOU

ジェームズ.あなたに似ている

KNOW DIDN'T SUCK, EVERETT.

ナウ・ドッドン・サック、エヴェレット

YOU KNOW THERE IS AT LEAST O

あなたは知っているでしょう、少なくともOがあることを。

LOYAL, LOVES THE FLAG, NEVER WEARS A MASK, GREAT DOG.”

LOYAL, LOVES THE FLAG, NEVER WEARS A MASK, GREAT DOG.”

YOU KNOW THERE'S AT LEAST ONE GUY IN THAT CROWD WHO'S A

この群衆の中に少なくとも1人の男がいることを知ってるだろう

LEGITIMATE BASKETBALL FAN LIKE“" GUYS, I WAS WITH YOU ON 'FIRE

LEGITIMATE BASKETBALL FAN LIKE“" GUYS, I WAS WITH YOU ON 'FIRE

FAUCI,' I SHOUTED 'LOCK HER UP,' I'M WITH YOU 'HUNTER'S E-MAILS,'

FAUCI,' I SHOUTED 'LOCK HER UP,' I'M WITH YOU 'HUNTER'S E-MAILS,'

BUT THIS ONE IS JUST A BRIDGE TOO FAR.

でもこれは橋が遠すぎるだけだ

HE'S THE GREATEST OF HIS GENERATION."

"彼は世代の中で最も偉大だ"

TRUMP GOT THE CROWD TO TURN AGAINST LeBRON, BUT NOT EVERYONE

トランプは、レブロンに反旗を翻すために群衆を得た, しかし、すべての人ではありません。

AGREED WITH DONALD TRUMP ON THAT, INCLUDING DONALD TRUMP.

ドナルド・トランプを含め、その上で同意した。

BECAUSE HE'S PREVIOUSLY TWEETED THINGS LIKE “CONGRATULATIONS TO

BECAUSE HE'S PREVIOUSLY TWEETED THINGS LIKE “CONGRATULATIONS TO

KING JAMES ON WINNING ATHLETE OF THE YEAR AT LAST NIGHT'S ESPYS.

KING JAMES ON WINNING ATHLETE OF THE YEAR AT LAST NIGHT'S ESPYS.

LeBRON IS ALSO A GREAT GUY!” ( LAUGHTER )

LeBRON IS ALSO A GREAT GUY！"( LAUGHTER )

AND HE DIDN'T JUST TWEET SOMETHING LIKE THAT ONCE, BUT

彼は一度だけではなく、そのようなことをつぶやいただけではなく

FOUR TIMES.

4回目

IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE GUY HAS NO MORAL COMPASS OR CONVICTION OF

その男には倫理観や罪の意識がないようなものだ

HIS OWN FEELINGS.

彼自身の感情

( LAUGHTER ) BUT IT WASN'T JUST LeBRON WHO

(笑) でもレブロンだけじゃなくて

WAS GETTING THE TRUMP TREATMENT AT THE PENNSYLVANIA RALLY.

ペンシルバニアの集会で トランプの扱いを受けていた

HE ALSO WENT AFTER BEYONCE AND JAY-Z, OR AS HE SAYS, BEYON-SEE.

HE ALSO WENTER BEYONCE AND JAY-Z、またはHE SAYSの通り、BEYON-SEE。

HE ALSO WENT AFTER BEYONCE AND JAY-Z, OR AS HE SAYS, BEYON-SEE.

HE ALSO WENTER BEYONCE AND JAY-Z、またはHE SAYSの通り、BEYON-SEE。

>> James: YOU KNOW, BEYON-SEE, WITH THE SEE HIVE AND ALL THAT.

>> ジェームズほら、ビヨンシー、シーハイブとそのすべて。

BUT THIS IS JUST WHAT THE AMERICAN VOTERS WANT TO HEAR THE

しかし、これはまさにアメリカの有権者が聞きたがっていることです。

DAY BEFORE THE ELECTION: THE PRESIDENT NAME-DROPPING

DAY BEFORE THE ELECTION: THE PRESIDENT NAME-DROPPING

CELEBRITIES.

セレブリティ

AND IT DIDN'T STOP THERE, TRUMP ALSO WENT AFTER BOTH LADY GAGA

そして、それはそこで止まっていませんでした、 トランプはまた、両方の女性のギャガの後に行った。

AND JON BON JOVI.

そして、JON BON JOVI。

>> LADY GAGA.

>> ガガガのお嬢様。

NOW HE HAS LADY GAGA.

今や彼にはレディ・ギャガがいる

I COULD TELL YOU STORIES ABOUT LADY GAGA.

ギャガ嬢の話をしてあげようかな

I KNOW A LOT OF STORIES.

たくさんの物語を知っています。

LADY GAGA, AND B JON BON JOVI.

LADY GAGA、そしてB JON BON JOVI。

EVERY TIME I SEE HIM, HE KISSES MY ASS.

会うたびに私のお尻にキスしてくるのよ

OH, MR. PRESIDENT.

ああ、MR.大統領

>> James: I WOULD LOVE TO BE THAT GUY.

>> ジェームズ私はその男になりたいです。

JON BON JOVI IS AN ASS-KISSER.

JON BON JOVI IS AN ASS-KISSER.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SHOUT?

WHAT DID YOU JUST SHOUT?

I DON'T KNOW, I'M CAUGHT UP IN IT.

知らないわ、私はそれに捕まったのよ。

I KIND OF FEEL LIKE THAT GUY HAS BEEN SITTING ON

あの男が座っていたような気がする

THAT FOR A WHILE.

しばらくの間

>> James: YEAH.

>> ジェームズジェームス: はい。

I LIKE THE MUSIC BUT THAT GUY KISSES ASS.

私は音楽が好きだけど、その男はお尻にキスをする。

>> I SAW HIM BACK IN 1987 AT A RESTAURANT AND HE

>> 1987年にレストランで彼に会いました。

TOLD THE CHEF THE SALMON WAS GREAT.

TOLD THE CHEF THE SALMON WAS GREAT.

IT WAS NOT TRUMP SAID LADY GAGA IS NOT

それはトランプが言ったのではありませんでした、レディ・ギャガはそうではありません。

GOOD.

GOOD.

BUT HERE'S THE THING: IN 2010, TRUMP TWEETED, “I SAW LADY GAGA

しかし、ここにあることは：2010年には、トランプ氏はツイッターで、 "私はギャガ夫人を見た

LAST NIGHT AND SHE WAS FANTASTIC!”

LAST NIGHT AND SHE WAS FANTASTIC!”

AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY THE THOUGHT OF TRUMP

そして、私は、私がトランプの思考を言うとき、私はすべての人のために話すと思います。

DANCING AT A LADY GAGA CONCERT IS INCREDIBLY DISTURBING.

レディガガガのコンサートで踊ることは、信じられないほど邪魔なことです。

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ POKER FACE ♪

♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ポケモンフェイス

♪ ♪ ♪ ( LAUGHTER )

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>> James: I DO LIKE AND I RE SPE RESPECT HE ONLY DANCES

>> ジェームス私は好きで尊敬しています 彼はダンスしかしません

FROM THE WAIST UP.

腰から上

THERE IS ZERO LEG MOVEMENT.

足の動きはゼロだ

NOTHING FROM THE WAIST DOWN.

腰から下は何もない

>> HE IS LIKE A DOLL AT CCHUNKY CHEESE.

>> 彼はチュンキーチーズの人形のようなものです。

>> James: HE IS LIKE THE DOLL YOU HAVE IN YOUR CAR

>> ジェームズ車の中にいる人形のようなものだ

THAT WOBBLES.

揺れる

HE IS LIKE, I KNOW THIS IS WEIRD, BUT IF I MOVE THE

彼は、私はこれが奇妙であることを知っているが、私は移動する場合には、次のようになります。

LEGS, I COULD LOOK STUPID.

レッグス、私は愚かに見えるだろう。

TRUMP REALLY ATTACKED EVERYONE, LEBRON JAMES AND

TRUMP REALLY ATTACKED EVERYONE, LEBRON JAMES AND

JON BON JOVI.

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