TO READ ANY COMMENTS ABOUT MYSELF OR ABOUT THE SHOW ON

自分やショーについてのコメントを読むには

SOCIAL MEDIA.

ソーシャルメディア

IT IS JUST A LITTLE THING THAT I CALL SELF-CARE, OKAY.

それは、私がセルフケアと呼んでいるほんの少しのことです。

BUT AFTER THE PAST FEW MONTHS THERE HAS BEEN A TREND ONLINE

BUT AFTER THE PAST FEW MONTHS THERE HAS BEEN A TREND ONLINE

THAT I HAVE FRANKLY BEEN UNABLE TO IGNORE.

それは、私が勝手に無視することができなかったこと。

AS YOU CAN SEE, HERE I HAVE HAD THOUSANDS OF COMMENTS ON

ご覧のように、ここには何千件ものコメントがあります。

TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, YOUTUBE, INSISTING THAT I KIDNAP ONE

ツイッター、インスタグラム、ユーチューブ、一人を誘拐すると言ってきた

DIRECTION.

方向。

IT'S ALL MY FEED.

IT'S ALL MY FEED.

IS YOU KNOW THAT THEY HAVE APPEARED WILLINGLY ON THE SHOW

IS YOU KNOW THAT THEY HAVE APPEARED WILLINGLY ON THE SHOW

BEFORE, RIGHT.

BEFORE, RIGHT.

AND I'M NOT GOING TO BRAG, I DO HAVE THEIR PHONE NUMBERS, OKAY.

喧嘩はしないわ 電話番号は知ってるのよ

SO MAYBE YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT, IT IS WAY EASIER TO DETERMINE THEIR

SO MAYBE YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT, IT IS WAY EASIER TO DETERMINE THEIR

RESPECTIVE LOCATIONS, LEAVE MY FAMILY, FLY TO DIFFERENT

RESPECTIVE LOCATIONS, LEAVE MY FAMILY, FLY TO DIFFERENT

COUNTRIES ALL OVER ITS WORLD DURING A PANDEMIC, KIDNAP THEM,

世界各地の国がパンデミックの最中に、彼らを誘拐した。

AND FORCE THEM TO SING NIGHT CHANGES IN MY CAR.

そして車の中で夜の変化を歌わせる。

AND WE ALREADY KNOW THAT ONE DIRECTION HAS ENOUGH TO WORRY

AND WE ALREADY KNOW THAT ONE DIRECTION HAS ENOUGH TO WORRY

ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO KIDNAPPING.

ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO KIDNAPPING.

YOU KNOW?

知ってるのか？

I MEAN EVERYBODY WANNA STEAL THEIR GIRL, EVERYBODY WANT TO

誰もが自分の女を盗みたがるし 誰もが盗みたがっている

TAKE HER HEART AWAY.

TAKE HER HEART AWAY.

WHY WOULD WE WANT TO ADD TO THAT.

WHY WOULD WE WANT TO ADD TO THAT.

I LOOK INTO IT, AND ON AVERAGE THE SHOW HAS BEEN GETTING OVER

私はそれを見て、平均して、ショーはオーバーしています。

300 YOUTUBE COMMENTS PER WEEK ABOUT ME KIDNAPPING ONE

私が1人を誘拐したことについて、1週間に300件のYOUTUBEコメント

DIRECTION.

方向。

AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS, THE MORE PEOPLE ASK ME TO KIDNAP THE

これだけは言わせてもらうが 誘拐しろと言われれば言われるほど

BOYS, THE LESS LIKELY I AM TO DO IT.

坊やたち、それをする可能性が低い。

YOU ARE KILLING ANY ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.

驚きの要素を全て破壊している。

AND SURPRISE IS A MAJOR FACTOR WHEN KIDNAPPING SOMEONE.

驚きは誰かを誘拐する時の重要な要素です。

(LAUGHTER) IN THE HISTORY OF KIDNAPPING, I

（笑）誘拐の歴史の中で、私は

DON'T THINK ANY OF THEM HAVE ORIGINATED FROM A FAN ACCOUNT

これらのどれもがファンアカウントからのものだとは思わないでください。

RELENTLESSLY SUGGESTING THAT A CRIME TAKE PLACE.

RELENTLESSLY SUGGESTING THAT A CRIME TAKE PLACE.

OKAY?

いいですか？

AND IT IS A CRIME.

そして、それは犯罪です。

AND I DON'T WANT TO SEEM INSINCERE.

不謹慎だと思われたくないし

I DON'T WE HAVE SOME OF THE MOST DEDICATED VIEWERS AND I AM SO

私たちには、最も熱心な視聴者の一人がいて、私はそうです。

THANKFUL FOR THAT.

ありがとうございます。

WHAT I AM NOT THANKFUL FOR IS THIS PERSON EVERY DAY FOR A

私が感謝していないのは、毎日この人に感謝していることです。

STRAIGHT WEEK ASKING FOR JAMES CORDON, SPELLED INCORRECTLY, TO

STRAIGHT WEEK ASKING FOR JAMES CORDON, SPELLED INCORRECTLY, TO

KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION AND PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER.

一つの方向性を誘拐して、それらを元に戻す。

PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER.

彼らを元に戻せ

THIS IS A BOY BAND, NOT HUMPY DUMPY.

これはBOY BANDであって、HUMPY DUMPYではない。

THEY POSTED THIS SAME MESSAGE EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK, EVEN EMAIL

1週間毎日同じメッセージを 投稿していました 電子メールでも

SPAMMERS FROM NIGERIA SAW THOSE POST AND SAID GIVE IT A REST,

ナイジェリアからのスパマーが この投稿を見て 休ませてくれと言った

THIS IS OVERKILL.

これはOVERKILLです。

AND I KNOW MANY OF YOU HAVE ASKED NICELY LIKE KAYLIE A WHO

AND I KNOW MANY OF YOU HAVE ASKED NICELY LIKE KAYLIE A WHO

SIMPLY WROTE DON'T BE SHY, KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION.

SIMPLY WROTE DON'T BE SHY, KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION.

AND CAYLY, IT IS NOT SHYNESS.

そして、シャイネスではありません。

I AM NOT SHY.

私はシャイじゃない

I AM JUST AMAZING AT LOOKING LIKE I MIGHT HAVE A CHEEKY

I AMUST AUST AMAZING AT LOOKING LIGHTING LIKE IIGHT HAVE A CHEEKY

LITTLE SECRET.

LITTLE SECRET.

(LAUGHTER) YOU KNOW WHO ELSE ISN'T SHY.

(LAUGHTER) YOU KNOW WHO ELSE ISN'T SHY.

ISSA FRANCISCO WHO HAD THE NERVE TO POST THIS COMMENT, JAMES,

ISSA FRANCISCO 誰がこのコメントを投稿する勇気があったんだ、ジェームス。

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE MOST

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE MOST

POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD, KIDNAP THE 1D BOYS AND FORCE

世界で最も強力な男、1次元少年を誘拐し、強制的に

THEM TO REUNIT AGAIN.

彼らは再び再結成します。

YOU WOULD SAVE 2020.

YOU WOULD SAVE 2020.

YES, OKAY, I AM THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD.

そう、わかったわ、私は世界で一番パワフルな男よ。

THAT'S WHY I AM ON CBS RIGHT NOW AT 1:00 IN THE MORNING.

だから私は今朝の1時にCBSにいるのよ

(LAUGHTER) WHICH IS WHERE ALL OF THE MOST

(LAUGHTER) WHICH IS WHERE ALL OF THE MOST

POWERFUL MEN IN THE WORLD GATHER.

世界の強者たちが集う。

STAY TUNED FOR JEFF BEZOS SHOW RIGHT AFTER THIS, OKAY.

STAY TUNED FOR JEFF BEZOS SHOW RIGHT AFTER THIS, OKAY.

NOW I HEAR YOU, LOOK, I WOULD LOVE TO SAVE 2020.

今、あなたの声が聞こえてきました、見て、私は2020年を救いたいと思っています。

I WOULD.

そうしたい

BUT IN ALL HONESTY THE BEST I CAN DO IS PROBABLY GET THEM TO

BUT IN ALL HONESTY THE BEST I CAN DO IS PROBABLY GET THEM TO

RE-RELEASE THEIR TOOTHPASTE LINE, OKAY.

歯磨きのLINEを再公開してくれ、オーケー。

I'M SORRY.

ごめんなさい

AND SOME PEOPLE HAVEN'T EVEN STOPPED AT ME, ONE PERSON WENT

私に向かって立ち止まらない人もいるし 一人だけが行ったわ

AS FAR AS TO ASK PRESIDENT TRUMP TO MAKE ME ONE DIRECTIONS

トランプ大統領に私を1つの方向にするように頼むのと同じくらい

MANAGER.

管理人です。

IN REPLYING TO TRUMP COMPLAIN BEING TWITTER TRENDING

トランプへのリプライでは、ツイッタートレンディングされていることを非難しています。

TOING@QUETZAIL WROTE THIS WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU, WE ARE

TOING@QUETZAIL WROTE THIS WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU, WE ARE

TALKING ABOUT ONE DIRECTION.

1つの方向性について話すこと。

ALSO I WILL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU MAKE THEM COME BACK AND MAKE

ALSO I WILL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU MAKE THEM COME BACK AND MAKE

JAMES CORDEN THEIR MANAGER.

JAMES CORDEN THEIR MANAGER.

I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I DON'T THINK TRUMP IS VERY GOD AT

言いたくはないが トランプは神だとは思わない

BRINGING ANYBODY TOGETHER, OKAY.

誰もが一つになるんだ

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, HONESTLY, NOTHING WOULD GIVEME MORE

真面目な話、正直、これ以上のものはない。

PLEASURE THAN TO SEE ONE DIRECTION REUNIT.

PLEASURE THAN TO SEE ONE DIRECTION REUNIT.

I THINK ABOUT IT AS MUCH AS YOU DO.

あなたと同じように考えています。

I LOVE THOSE BOYS WITH ALL OF MY HEART.

I LOVE THOSE BOYS WITH ALL OF MY HEART.

BUT HONESTLY, I SIMPLY CAN NOT COMMIT A CRIME, OKAY.

でも 正直言って 私は単純に犯罪を犯すことができない 分かった

AND I AM HONORED THAT YOU WANT ME TO BE THE PERSON TO BRING

そして、あなたが私を連れてくる人になることを望んでいることを光栄に思います。

THEM BACK TOGETHER BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT, YOU AND ME, WE GOT A

二人が一緒に戻ってきてくれたのは、あなたと私が持っていたからです。

WHOLE LOT OF HISTORY BUT UNTIL THAT SWEET, SWEET DAY, WHEN WE

歴史はたくさんあるが、その甘くて甘い日までは、私たちは

CAN ALL BE TOGETHER AGAIN, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE FOR ENJOYING

CAN ALL BE TOGETHER AGAIN, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE FOR ENJOYING

THE INCREDIBLE MEMORIES WE'VE ALREADY MADE.

今までに作った信じられないほどの思い出。

WHICH HI, I'M HARRY.

WHICH HI, I'M HARRY.

>> I'M NICE.

>> I'M NICE.

>> I'M GLAIM.

>>私はGLAIMです。

>> I'M LIAM I'M LOUIE.

>> I'M LIAM I'M LOUIE.

>> AND WE'RE ONE DIRECTION, WE'LL BE WATCHING THE "LATE,

>> AND WE'RE ONE DIRECTION, WE'LL BE WATCHING THE "LATE,

LATE SHOW" FEATURING JAMES CORDEN.

LATE SHOW" FEATURING JAMES CORDEN.

>> ONE DIRECTION.

>> 1つの方向へ。

>> HARRY, LIAM, LOUIS AND NICE, ONE DIRECTION.

>> ハリィ、リアム、ルイ、ナイス、ワン・ダイレクション。

>> I NEED SOMEONE TO BE MY CAT.

>> >> 私の猫になってくれる人が必要です。

>> COME AND AND BE PIE.

>> COME AND AND BE PIE.

>> SO THE CAT DOESN'T.

>> SO THE CAT DOESN'T.

>> SEATBELTS ON, IF ANYONE NEEDS A WEE.

>> SEATBELTS ON, IF ANYONE NEEDS A WEE.

>> I NEED A WEE.

>> >> I NEED A WEE.

>> HOLD IT.

>>HOLD IT.

>> WAKING UP.

>> 目が覚めた。

♪ WITHOUT YOU.

♪ WITHOUT YOU.

♪ I CAN'T CONTAIN IT ANY MORE.

♪ I CAN'T CONTAIN IT ANY MORE.

♪ ♪ WANT TO GET SOME FOOD.

♪ ♪ 食べ物を手に入れたいんだ

>> WHAT WOULD WE LIKE TO EAT, BOYS.

>> 何を食べたい？

>> 10 PIECE NUGGET.

>> 10 PIECE NUGGET.

>> 10 PIECE NUGGET.

>> 10 PIECE NUGGET.

>> I WILL HAVE A BIG Mac.

>> >> ビッグマックを持っています。

>> AND AN ICED TEA.

>> そしてICED TEA。

>> AND AN ICED TEA.

>> そしてICED TEA。

>> CAN I HAVE AW SAUSAGE McMUFFIN WITH EGGS WITH TWO

>> CAN I HAVE AW SAUSAGE McMUFFIN WITH EGGS WITH TWO

HASH BROWNS AND A CHOCOLATE MILK PLEASE.

HASH BROWNS AND A CHOCOLATE MILK PLEASE.

>> WHAT AM I.

>> 私は何者なのか？

>> WE ARE GOING TO PLAY TATTOO ROULETTE WHERE ONE OF US TONIGHT

>> >> 今夜はタツオルーレットで遊ぶのよ

IS GOING TO LEAVE WITH A TATTOO.

タトゥーを持って出て行くんだ

I MEAN-- SAUSAGE.

私が言ってるのは...

>> McMUFFIN.

>> マクマフィンです。

NUGGETS.

ナゲット

>> CAN I GIVE THAT YOU BACK.

>> 返してもいいですか？

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> NO WORRIES, SON, I MEAN LIAM.

>> 心配するな、息子よ、リアムのことだ。

>> WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY DODGEBALL, WELL, THEY ARE GOING

>> ドッジボールのやり方を知らないんだが、彼らは行ってしまう。

TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY DODGEBALL WHEN WE ARE SMASHING OUR BALLS

TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY DODGEBALL WHEN WE ARE SMASHING OUR BALLS

IN THEIR FACES.

彼らの顔の中で。

STAY WITH ME, COME ON.

俺と一緒に来い

>> JAMES DEFINITELY HAS AN UNORTHODOX WAY OF COACHING.

>> >> JAMES DEFINITELY HAS A UNORTHODOX WAY OF COACHING.

>> FROM THIS MINUTE ON THE-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, NILE.

>> この瞬間から...何をしているんだ、ナイル。

>> REVEAL THE TATTOO NOW, HERE IT IS.

>> REVEAL THE TATTOO NOW, HERE IT IS.

OH MY GOODNESS.

なんてことだ

>> RIGHT TO THE SHOWER.

>> RIGHT TO THE SHOWER.