WHICH MARKS THE UNOFFICIAL END OF SUMMER.

夏の正式な終わりを告げる

SEASONSK WEEKSK DAYS, ALL BUT THERE'S BEEN SO MUCH GOING

SEASONSK WEEKSK DAYS, ALL BUT THERE'S BEEN SO MUCH GOING

ON IN THE NEWS IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD

ON IN THE NEWS IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD

TROUBLE KEEPING UP WITH IT ALL.

すべてに追いつくためのトラブル。

SO, IN CASE YOU MISSED A SINGLE THING THAT HAPPENED IN THE

万が一、この中で起きたことを見逃してしまった場合に備えて

SUMMER OF 2020, LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU REAL QUICK.

2020年の夏、あなたのために迅速にそれを壊させてください。

TRUMP SPREAD LIES ABOUT VOTE BY MAIL, AUNT BECKY'S GOING

TRUMP SPREAD LIES ABOUT VOTE BY MAIL, AUNT BECKY'S GOING

STRAIGHT TO JAIL, ORLANDO AND KATY HAD A BABY, THE NEXT

STRAIGHT TO JAIL, ORLANDO AND KATY HAD A BABY, THE NEXT

PRESIDENT COULD BE KANYE, MAYBE?

PRESIDENT COULD BE KANYE, MAYBE?

TWITTER WAS HACKED IN A BITCOIN SCAM, THE N.B.A. BUBBLE HAD

ツイッターはビットコイン詐欺でハッキングされた、N.B.A.バブルは持っていた

VIRTUAL FANS, HARRY AND MEGHAN MOVED TO L.A., TIKTOK MAY STILL

VIRTUAL FANS, HARRY AND MEGHAN MOVED TO L.A., TIKTOK MAY STILL.

GO AWAY, THE F.B.I. RAIDED JAKE, EVERYTHING WAS MADE OF CAKE,

あっちへ行け FBIがジェイクを破壊した 全てはケーキで出来ていた

MORE WILDFIRES AND HURRICANES AND STILL NO LAWS FOR CLIMATE

さらに多くの山火事とハリケーンが発生し、いまだに気候に関する法律はありません。

CHANGE?

CHANGE?

THIS SUMMER'S BEEN LONG, I BARELY REMEMBER-- WAIT, HOW THE

この夏は長くて、ほとんど覚えていない...待って、どうやって

HELL IS IT ONLY SEPTEMBER?

まだ9月なのか？

DRIVE-IN MOVIES BECAME EVENTS, "BILL AND TED" WAS “EXCELLENT!”

ドライブイン映画がイベントになって、"BILL AND TED "は "素晴らしい！"でした。

"TENET" FINALLY GRACED THE SCREEN, THE NEW BATMAN'S AN EMO

"TENET" FINALLY GRACED THE SCREEN, THE NEW BATMAN'S AN EMO

TEEN, JAMES BOND DELAYED ¡TIL WHO KNOWS WHEN, YOU CAN ALWAYS

TEEN, JAMES BOND DELAYED 「いつの日かは知らないがいつでもできる」

JUST RENT "TROLLS" AGAIN, "MULAN" FILLED OUT THE DISNEY

トロール」を再びレンタル、「ムーラン」がディズニーを埋め尽くす

ROSTER, NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THE OSCARS, “I MAY DESTROY YOU” WAS

ロスター 誰もオスカーズを知らない "I MAY DESTROY YOU" は

A REVELATION, LOVECRAFT COUNTRY'S A HORROR VACATION,

A REVELATION, LOVECRAFT COUNTRY'S A HORROR VACATION,

SEEMA AUNTIE ARRANGED A MARRIAGE, AND I HOSTED THIS SHOW

シーマおばさんが結婚を手配してくれて、私が司会をしました。

FROM INSIDE MY GARAGE!

車庫の中から！

BEYONCÉ WAS A LION QUEEN, KIDS WENT CRAZY FOR “JOLENE,” TAYLOR

ビヨンセはライオンの女王だった、子供たちは「ジョレーン」に夢中だった、テイラー

TAUGHT US ALL FOLKLORE, PARENTS LEARNED WHAT WAP STANDS FOR,

私達にフォークロアを教えてくれて、親はWAPの意味を覚えました。

LADY GAGA VMA'D, VERZUZ BATTLES WENT ON FOR DAYS, DYNAMITE FLEW

LADY GAGA VMA'D, VERZUZ BATTLES WENT ON FOR DAYS, DYNAMITE FLEW

OFF THE SHELVES, DIXIE CHICKS RENAMED THEMSELVES, BLACKPINK

"オフ・ザ・シェルヴス" "ディクシー・シックスが自分の名前を変えた" "ブラックピンク

AND SELENA MADE AN ICY MESS, BILLIE AND FINNEAS PLAYED A TINY

そしてセレーナは、イージーミスをして、ビリーとフィンジアスは、小さな遊びをしました。

DESK, CHAINSMOKERS WENT LIVE, I WAS LIKE “WHY?”

DESK, CHAINSMOKERS WENT LIVE, I WAS LIKE "WHY?

THE CHARTS WERE ALL STYLES, GOING--

THE CHARTS WERE ALL STYLES, GOING--

♪ WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH ♪ GUILFOYLE'S SHOUTING CAUSED

"糖分濃度が高い" "ギルフォイルの叫び声が原因

INNER EAR PAIN, HER BOYFRIEND DON JUNIOR WAS HASHTAG COCAINE,

耳の内側の痛み、彼女のボーイフレンドのドンジュニアは、ハスターグコカインを使用していました。

THE GUN COUPLE SAID THAT THEY'RE NOT SORRY, A CHEF FROM RHODE

ガンカップルは申し訳ないと言った ローデからのシェフ

ISLAND HELD CALAMARI, JOE BIDEN PICKED KAMALA AS HIS V.P., TRUMP

ISLAND HELD CALAMARI, JOE BIDEN PICKED KAMALA AS HIS V. P. TRUMP.

COUNTERED WITH “PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV,” HE STRUGGLED

"PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV, HE STRUGGGURED "で対抗した。

WITH RAMPS AND TAKING A DRINK, A PARADE OF HIS BOATS ALL STARTED

彼のボートのパレードが始まりました

TO SINK, MELANIA RE-DID THE ROSE GARDEN, ROGER STONE GOT OFF ON A

沈むために メラニアはバラの庭をやり直した ロジャー・ストーンは逃げ出した

PARDON, ANTHONY FAUCI DISAPPEARED, THE KIM JONG UN

恩赦 アントニー・フォウシが消えた キム・ジョンウン

THING'S SUPER WEIRD, McCONNELL SKIPPED TOWN, KELLYANNE STEPPED

THING'S SUPER WEIRD, McCONNELL SKIPPED TOWN, KELLYANNE STEPPED

DOWN, BANNON WAS ARRESTED, CROWDS WENT UNTESTED, THE

ダウン、バノンは逮捕され、群衆はテストを受けていませんでした。

MILWAUKEE BUCKS WENT ON STRIKE, ATHLETES FROM ALL OVER BEGAN TO

ミルウォーキーバックスがストライキを開始し、各地からの選手が参加し始めました。

UNITE, WHEN IT FELT LIKE THE NEWS COULDN'T GET ANY SADDER,

UNITE, WHEN IT FELT LIKE THE NEWS COULDN'T GET ANY SADDER,

PEOPLE STOOD UP AND SAID BLACK LIVES MATTER, SO IF YOU CARE

PEOPLE STOOD UP AND SAID BLACK LIVES MATTER, SO IF YOU CARE

ABOUT THIS COUNTRY AT ALL, PLEASE DO YOUR PART AND VOTE IN

すべてのこの国について、あなたの役割を果たし、投票してください

THE FALL!

THE FALL!