WE'RE BACK WITH THE AUTHOR OF "IS THIS ANYTHING?," JERRY

"これは何かあるのか？"の著者 ジェリーが戻ってきました

SEINFELD.

シンフィールド。

I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION THAT I ASKED YOU DURING

I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION THAT I ASKED YOU DURING

"COMEDIANS AND CARS GETTING COFFEE," WHE DID THAT.

"お笑い芸人と車がコーヒーを飲んでいる "って、何だよ。

IT DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE CUT.

カットには間に合わなかった

I DON'T THINK IT MADE TO THE EDIT WHAT PEOPLE SAW WHICH WAS

人が見たものを編集したとは思えない。

NICE OF YOU BECAUSE IT'S A TERRIBLE QUESTION.

NICE OF YOU BECAUSE IT'S A TERRIBLE QUESTION.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO ASK YOU?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO ASK YOU?

>> YOU KNOW, YES.

>> YOU KNOW, YES.

>> Stephen: YOU ASKED ME, "IF I WAS A GUEST ON THE SHOW--" IT

>> あなたは私に尋ねた "もし私がショーのゲストだったら..."アイティー

WAS BETWEEN THE SHOWS, "WHAT WOULD YOU ASK ME?"

ショーの間だった "私に何を聞くの？"

AND I LITERALLY ASKED YOU THE FIRST THING THAT WAS ON MY MIND.

AND I LITERALLY ASKED YOU THE FIRST THING THAT WAS ON MY MIND.

AND YOU SAID,"THAT'S A TERRIBLE QUESTION."

AND YOU SAID,"THAT'S A TERRIBLE QUESTION."

AND I SAID, "YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT."

AND I SAID, "YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT."

THE QUESTION WAS, "DO YOU STILL ENJOY DOING STAND-UP?"

THE QUESTION WAS, "DO YOU STILL ENJOY DOING STAND-UP?"

AND THE REASON WAS THAT I HAD JUST ENDED A SHOW THAT I HAD

その理由は、私が今までやっていたショーを終わらせたばかりだったからです。

DONE FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS, AND I STILL ENJOYED IT, BUT I COULD

10年以上やっていて、今でも楽しんでいますが、私にはできませんでした。

TELL I WAS ABOUT TO NOT ENJOY IT.

楽しくないと思ってたんだよ

>> RIGHT.

>> RIGHT.

>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT WAS ON MY MIND.

>> スティーブンそれが私の頭の中にあったんだ

MY M O, JERRY, DO YOU STILL ENJY DOING STAND-UP?

MY M O, JERRY, DO YOU STILL ENJOY DO DO YOU ENJOY STAND-UP?

>> WELL, I DO, I REALLY DO.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

I THINK I'M ONE OF SHOWS SURFERS-- YOU KNOW, THOSE OLD

I THINK I'M ONE OF SHOWS SURFERS-- YOU KNOW, THOSE OLD

GUYS THAT JUST STILL PADDLE OUT EVERY DAY, AND NOBODY EVEN KNOWS

まだ毎日パドリングをしている男たちは誰も知らない

THEY'RE DOING IT.

彼らはそれをやっている。

BUT IT'S LIKE, THEY HAVE TO DO IT, AND IT'S JUST PART OF THE

でもそれは、まるで、やらなければならないようなもので、それは、その一部でしかない。

DAY, AND PART OF THE DEAL, AND --

日、取引の一部、そして -

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> THAT'S WHY I DO IT.

>> それが私がやる理由です。

IT'S--... I-- I-- REALLY LIVE OFF IT.

それは・・・....私は...私は...私は...本当にそれで生活しています。

I LIVE OFF IT.

I LIVE OFF IT.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, NATURAL, ENERGETIC THING.

それは美しく、自然で、エネルギーに満ちたものです。

IT'S SO NATURAL AND REAL.

それはとても自然でリアルです。

AND I-- AND I-- I CAN BE ACCUSED OF USING TOO MANY SURFING

私は...私は...私は...私は...私は...私は...私は...

ANALOGIES, BUT THAT'S THE THING I WANTED TO DO IN MY LIFE THEY

アナログ、でもそれは私が人生でやりたかったことです。

DIDN'T DO.

やってないわよ

I REALLY WANTED TO DO.

本当にやりたかったんだ

>> AND NEVER DID IT.

>> そして一度もやったことがない。

>> Stephen: HAVE YOU BEEN ARB KUZZED OF USING TOO MANY SURFING

>> スティーブンサーフィンを使いすぎたことが原因で、ARBクズになったことはありませんか？

ANALOGIES IN THE PAST?

過去のアナロジー？

>> YOU KNOW, I COULD BE, IF YOU SAID THAT.

>> お前がそう言うなら、俺はそうなるかもしれない。

>> Stephen: I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

>> スティーブン私は絶対にしないわ

I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

私は絶対にしないわ

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.

遅すぎることはないわ

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO GO SUSHING?

潜入捜査をしたことは？

>> I TRIED 20 YEARS AGO.

>> I TRIED 20 YEARS AGO.

YOU NEED A CERTAIN KIND OF KNEES, YOU KNOW.

特定の種類の膝が必要です。

YOU NEED GOOD QUADS.

YOU NEED GOOD QUADS.

I DON'T HAVE IT.

I DON'T HAVE IT.

I DON'T HAVE WHAT YOU NEED.

あなたが必要とするものを持っていない。

>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A FIRE OF SHARKS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?

>> スティーブン：あなたはシャークスの火とか持っていますか？

I HAVE THE FEAR OF THE SHARKS WHERE THE WAVES ARE GOOD.

I HAVE THE FEAR OF THE SHARKS WHERE THE WAVES ARE GOOD.

>> I'M AFRAID OF THE SHARKS ON YOUTUBE MORE THAN I AM IN REAL

>> 怖いのは現実よりもYouTubeのシャークが怖い。

LIFE.

LIFE.

THE YOUTUBE SHARKS SCARE ME THE MOST.

THE YOUTUBE SHARKS SCARE ME THE MOST.

>> Stephen: VERY HUNGRY, VERY HUNGRY.

>> スティーブンVERY HUNGRY、VERY HUNGRY。

>> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO STOP YOUTUBE FROM SENDING YOU SHARK

>> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO STOP YOUTUBE FROM SENDING YOU SHARK

ATTACK KAYAKERS VIDEOS?

ATTACK KAYAKERS VIDEOS?

HOW DO I MAKE THEM STOP?

どうやって止めるの？

BECAUSE I WATCHED ONE-- I WATCHED ONE, AND I DON'T WANT TO

１つだけ見てたから...

WATCH 30.

WATCH 30.

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE TO-- >> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO STOP IT?

>> スティーブンやらなければならない... >> それを止める方法を知っていますか？

>> Stephen: I DON'T.

>> スティーブン: I DON'T.

I DON'T.

しない

I THINK YOU HAVE TO WATCH A LOT OF SOMETHING ELSE TO, LIKE,

I THINK YOU HAVE TO WATCH A LOT OF SOMETHING ELSE TO, LIKE,

THROW OFF THE ALGORITHM.

代名詞を捨てろ

>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

>> Stephen: OR CHANGE THE NAME AND BURN OFF YOUR FINGERPRINTS,

>> Stephen: OR CHANGE THE NAME AND BURNOFF YOUR FINGERPRINTS.

BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT YOU NOW.

BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT YOU NOW.

THAT'S IT.

それだけだ

THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE HITTING YOU WITH.

THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE HITTING YOU WITH.

>> WELL, I WATCHED ONE.

>> １つだけ見たよ

YOU WATCH ONE...

YOU WATCH ONE...

YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL.

非常に注意しなければなりません。

EVEN IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT, IF YOU LET IT PLAY, AND WITHOUT

視聴しなくても、再生させても、何もしなくても

CLICKING "PLAY," BUT JUST KIND OF LET IT PLAY.

"再生 "をクリックしても、そのままにしておく。

>> Stephen: OH, WHERE IT DOES THE AUTOMATIC THING.

>> スティーブン：ああ、自動化されたものはどこにあるのか。

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

AND THEN THEY'LL SMELL YOU OUT AND GO, "OH, HE LIKES IT.

そして、あなたを嗅ぎ出して、"ああ、彼はそれが好きなんだ "と言います。

GIVE HIM MORE OF THAT."

"彼にもっと多くのものを与えろ"

>> Stephen: I FELL ASLEEP ONE NIGHT.

>> スティーブン：私は一晩寝た。

I WAS ON THE ROAD AND I PUT MY COMPUTER THERE, AND A HYPNOTIC

道路を走っていて パソコンをそこに置いたら ハイパノティックな症状が出た

SLEEP VIDEO, SOMETHING TO MAKE ME GO TO SLEEP.

SLEEPビデオ、私を眠らせてくれるもの。

AND IT PLAYED LIKE SOMEONE GOING, "AND YOU'RE RELAXED, AND

誰かが行くように再生された "アンド・ユー・リラックス・アンド

THERE'S A MEADOW--" WHATEVER, I WOKE UP AT, LIKE, 4:00 IN THE

草木がある...朝の4時に目が覚めたんだ

MORNING, AND IT WAS STILL ON.

朝になっても、まだ続いていた。

BUT IT HAD ALREADY PLAYED, WHATEVER THE ALGORITHM DECIDED,

しかし、それはすでに演奏されていた、何を決めたかは知らないが、アルゴリズムが決めた。

THERE WAS A WOMAN'S FACE THIS BIG GOING, "I AM YOUR FOCUS.

そこには女性の顔がありました。

YOU WILL SEND ME A CHECK FOR $1,000."

1000ドルの小切手を送ってくれます。"

AND I ALMOST DID IT.

そして、私はもう少しでそれをやった。

I JUST WANTED TO SEE, YOU KNOW, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I DID.

私はただ見たかったの もし見たらどうなるかをね

>> YOU TYPING IN "HYPNOTIC SLEEP VIDEOS."

>> YOU TYPING IN "HYPNOTIC SLEEP VIDEOS."

YOUR WIFE WAS OUT OF TOWN, I ASSUME.

あなたの妻は郊外にいた、と仮定します。

>> Stephen: NO, I WAS OUT OF TOWN.

>> スティーブン郊外にいたんだ

I WAS OUT OF TOWN.

I WAS OUT OF TOWN.

>> OH, YOU WERE OUT OF TOWN.

>> OH, YOU WERE OUT OF TOWN.

>> Stephen: I DON'T SLEEP WELL--

>> スティーブン: I DON'T SLEEP WELL --

>> OH, THAT IS-- THE LEVEL OF SADNESS THAT YOU HAVE REACHED.

>> あなたが到達した悲しみのレベルです。

HYPNOTIC SLEEP VIDEOS?

HYPNOTIC SLEEP VIDEOS?

>> Stephen: WHAT, IT'S-- I DON'T WANT TO POP PILLS.

>> Stephen: What, it's -- I don't want to POP PILLS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR HOLLYWOOD ANSWER SJER.

あなたのハリウッドアンサーが何なのかわからない。

BUT I'M NOT A PILL POPPER.

でも、私はピルポッパーじゃない。

>> TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION.

>> TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION.

>> Stephen: DO YOU MEDITATE?

>> スティーブン瞑想しますか？

>> OH, YEAH, I'M THE BIG MEDITATOR GUY.

>> 瞑想家の男だよ。

ONE OF THE GREAT MEDITATOR S.

偉大なるメディテーターSの一人。

>> Stephen: I HAD NO IDEA.

>> スティーブン 見当もつかなかった

I HAD NO IDEA.

見当もつかなかった

>> YEAH, SINCE 1972.

>> YEAH, SINCE 1972.

>> Stephen: I LIKE THE BREATHING.

>> スティーブン: I LIKE THE BREATHING.

YOU HAVE BEEN MEDITATING SINCE 1972.

あなたは1972年から瞑想をしています。

>> I HAVE BEEN DOING TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION SINCE

>> I HAVE BEEN DOING TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION SINCE

1972.

1972.

IT'S THE GREATEST TECHNIQUE FOR REST AND LOWERING THE STRESS

それは休息のための最もすばらしい技術であり、ストレスを下げることです

LEVEL.

レベル.

LOOK AT ME.

私を見て

DON'T YOU WONDER, HOW COULD THIS GUY BE SO RELAXED AND SO HAPPY

君は不思議に思わないか？どうしてこの男はこんなにリラックスして幸せなんだろう？

IN IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS TERB CRISIS?"

"このターブ危機の真っ只中に？"

>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I SAID BEFORE THE CAMERA TURNED ON.

>> スティーブン：それは、カメラがオンになる前に私が言ったことです。

THAT'S WHAT I SAID, "YOU SEEM RELAXED."

"リラックスしているように見える "って言ったんだよ

AND YOU SAID, "YES."

AND YOU SAID, "YES."

AND I SAID, "IT MUST BE LONELY."

私は言ったの "ロネリーでなければならない "って

>> NO, IT'S TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION.

>> NO, IT'S TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION.

>> >> Stephen: I'LL TRY IT.

>> スティーブンです。やってみるよ

IS THERE AN APP OR SOMETHING?

アプリか何かあるの？

>> NO.

>> ω・)ﾉ。

>> Stephen: THIS IS MY LIFE, THIS IS IT.

>> スティーブンこれが私の人生だ

>> JUST TYPE IN "HYPNOTIC SLEEP VIDEOS."

>>"HYPNOTIC SLEEP VIDEOS "と入力してください。

>> Stephen: JERRY WE'RE NOT CLOSE TO TALKING ABOUT YOUR BOOK

>> スティーブンジェリー 君の本の話をするのは まだ先だよ

YET.

ＹＥＴ。

THEY'RE WAVING NUMBERS TO ME HERE BUT THEY'RE MEANINGLESS TO

彼らはここで私に数字を振っているが、私には何の意味もない。

ME BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO JERRY SEINFELD.

ジェリー・シンフィールドと話しているからだ。

YOU HAVE A BOOK.

YOU HAVE A BOOK.

IT'S CALLED "IS THIS ANYTHING?" FOR THE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO

"これは何かあるのか？"と言われていますそこにいる人たちのために

AREN'T COMEDIANS WHO AREN'T TRYING TO COME UP WITH JOKES

AREN'T COMEDIANS WHO AREN'T TRYING TO COME UP WITH JOKES

WITH THEIR FRIENDS, EXPLAIN WHAT "IS THIS ANYTHING?" MEANS TO

WITH THEIR FRIENDS, EXPLAIN WHAT "IS THIS ANYTHING?" MEANS TO

YOU?

あなたは？

>> ""IS THIS ANYTHING?" IS WHAT I SAY BEFORE YOU TRY A BIT OUT

>> "これは何かあるのか？"試してみる前に言っておくことだ

ON ANOTHER COMEDIAN.

ON ANOTHER COMEDIAN.

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT MY WHOLE LIFE.

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT MY WHOLE LIFE.

SO THIS BOOK, STEPHEN, THAT'S EVERYTHING I-- I'VE DONE WITH MY

この本は、スティーブン、それが私のすべてだ -- 私は私の人生のすべてを終えた。

LIFE.

LIFE.

THAT'S MY WHOLE LIFE IN A BOOK.

それは私の人生の全てを本にしたものだ

>> Stephen: IT'S DOUBLE SPACED.

>> スティーブン二重空間だ

IT'S-- IT'S DOUBLE SPACED, JERRY.

それは...ダブルウォークだ、ジェリー

YOU'VE PADDED OUT YOUR LIFE.

YOU'VE PADDED OUT YOUR LIFE.

( LAUGHTER ).

( LAUGHTER ).

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: IT'S LITERALLY DOUBLE SPACED.

>> スティーブン文字通り2つのスペースがあるんです。

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

BECAUSE IT-- BECAUSE IT READS LIKE A-- A STAND-UP RESIDENT

だって... だって... だって... だって... だって...

BETTER THAT WAY.

BETTER THAT WAY.

>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND.

>> スティーブン: I UNDERSTAND.

I DON'T REALLY.

本当はしない

>> WHY DON'T YOU PERFORM ONE OF THE BITS IN THERE.

>> なぜそこにあるビットの一つを実行しないのか。

>> AT THE POST OFFICE THEY HAVE POSTERS.

>> 郵便局にはポスターがあります。

COLLECT STAMPS.

切手を集めろ

IT'S FUN.

楽しいよ

REALLY, AT WHAT POINT IN STAMP COLLECTING DO YOU FEEL THE FUN

本当に、どの時点で切手収集の楽しさを感じますか？

IS REALLY KICKING IN?

本当にキックインしているのか？

YOU GET THE STAMP.

YOU GET THE STAMP.

YOU BRING IT HOME.

家に持ち帰るんだ

YOU PUT IT IN A DRAWER.

引き出しに入れるんだ

COME BACK A YEAR LATER.

1年後に戻ってきてくれ

'HEY, STILL GOT IT!

'HEY, STILL GOT IT!

THAT STAMP-- THAT STAMP IS COLLECTED' I GUESS YOU NEVER GET

その切手は...その切手は収集されています あなたは決して手に入らないと思います

BORED OF THE STAMPS.

スタンプのBORED。

YOU CAN TURN THEM OVER.

ひっくり返すことができます。

YOU'VE GOT THE GLUE COLLECTION.

YOU'VE GOT THE GLUE COLLECTION.

THEY ALWAYS SAY, "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY."

THEY ALWAYS SAY, "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY."

NOTHING IS FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.

NOTHING IS FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.

THERE ARE NO MASSAGE PARLORS ARE ICE CREAM AND DPRE JEWELRY, NO

THERE ARE NO MASSAGE PARLORS ARE ICE CREAM AND DPRE JEWELRY, NO

RACETRACKS-- >> THAT'S A GOOD OUTLET.

RACETRACKS-- >> THAT'S A GOOD OUTLET.

>> Stephen: THAT'S QUITE DELIGHTFUL.

>> スティーブンそれはとても楽しいです。

QUITE DELIGHTFUL.

QUITE DELIGHTFUL.

WHAT IS MAKING YOU LAUGH THESE DAYS?

WHAT IS MAKING YOU LAUGH THESE DAYS?

PEOPLE NEED-- WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?

PEOPLE NEED-- WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?

>> YOU KNOW, I'M WATCHING A LOT OF MARX BROTHERS THESE DAYS.

>> YOU KNOW, I'M WATCHING A LOT OF MARX BROTHERS THESE DAYS.

>> Stephen: GROUCHO RIGHT OVER YOUR SHOULDER.

>> スティーブン肩の上にグルーチョ。

>> I LOVE THE BROTHERS.

>> I LOVE THE BROTHERS.

I ALWAYS HAVE.

I ALWAYS HAVE.

IT'S A FASCINATING SHOW BUSINESS STORY.

IT'S A FASCINATING SHOW BUSINESS STORY.

THEIR KINETIC ENERGY, THEIR TIMING, THEIR PHYSICAL STUFF,

彼らの運動エネルギー、彼らのタイミング、彼らの物理的なもの。

THEIR VERBAL STUFF, YOU CAN JUST TAKE IT APART ENDLESSLY AND

彼らのバーバル商品は、あなたはそれを無限に分離することができますし、あなたはそれを取ることができます。

APPRECIATE IT.

尊重します。

AND IT JUST HOLDS UP SO BEAUTIFULLY.

そして、それはとても美しく保たれています。

THE MATERIAL IS SO FUNNY STILL.

マテリアルはとてもファニーなスティルです。

>> Stephen: DO YOUR CHILDREN THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, JERRY?

>> スティーブンあなたの子供たちはあなたのことを面白いと思っていますか、ジェリー？

>> YOU KNOW, UHM, YES, THEY DO.

>> お前は知っているだろうが、そうだ、知っている。

THEY DO.

そうだな

I DO PRETTY WELL.

よくやってるわ

>> Stephen: IS IT IMPORTANT TO YOU THAT THEY THINK YOU'RE

>> スティーブン思われていることが重要なのか？

FUNNY?

FUNNY?

>> IT'S IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE-- ANYONE YOU ARE DOING

>> IT'S IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE-- ANYONE YOU ARE DOING

A JOKE TO, YOU WANT THEM TO LAUGH, DON'T YOU?

ジョークで笑わせたいんだろ？

>> Stephen: OF COURSE, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE TO IDENTIFY YOU,

>> もちろんですが、あなたを特定する必要はありません。

NATURALLY AS DAD EQUALS FUNNY.

NATURALLY AS DAD EQUALS FUNNY.

IT COULD BE DAD.

パパになる可能性もある

THERE COULD BE OTHER QUALITIES DAD HAS.

他にもあるかもしれませんが、父親が持っている資質です。

>> OH, YEAH, I HAVE OTHER QUALITIES.

>> そうそう、私には他にも特質があるのです。

>> Stephen: NAME ONE.

>> スティーブンネームワン

NAME ONE.

ネームワン

NAME ONE.

ネームワン

>> UHM...

>> UHM...

>> Stephen: I HAVE A FACT-CHECKING TEAM HERE THAT IS

>> スティーブンここにはファクトチェックチームがいます

SHAKING THEIR HEADS.

頭を振って

YOU'RE NOT WHAT?

YOU'RE NOT WHAT?

>> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT ATTENTIVE.

>> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT ATTENTIVE.

I'M-- I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO DO A FAVOR FOR ANYONE THAT NEEDS A

私は... 私はいつでも喜んで 誰かを必要としている人のために 願い事をします

FAVOR.

FAVOR.

>> Stephen: JERRY, I'M DOING A BENEFIT LATER THIS YEAR, I'M

>> スティーブン: JERRY, I'm DOING A BENEFIT LATER YEAR THIS YEAR, I'm.

DOING A BENEFIT LATER THIS YEAR, AND FICOULD INTERVIEW YOU FOR

今年の後半にベネフィットを受けて 面接を受けようと思っています

THIS BENEFIT THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC.

この恩恵は素晴らしいだろうな

>> SURE, I'M IN.

>> 入りました。

>> Stephen: GREAT, DONE.

>> スティーブンいいぞ、できた。

THAT'S ON TAPE.

録画してある

THAT STAYS IN THE INTERVIEW RIGHT THERE.

THAT STAYS IN THE INTERVIEW RIGHT THERE.

>> ALL THOSE WORDS AGAINST ME, AS LINDSEY GRAHAM SAID.

>> ALL THOSE WORDS AGAINST ME, AS LINDSEY GRAHAM SAID.

"SAVE THE TAPE."

"SAVE THE TAPE."

>> Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.

>> スティーブン他のことを聞かせてくれ

THIS OP-ED YOU DID IN THE "NEW YORK TIMES" ABOUT NEW YORK,

THIS OP-ED YOU DID IN THE "NEW YORK TIMES" ABOUT NEW YORK,

ABOUT PEOPLE SAYING NEW YORK IS DEAD.

ABOUT PEOPLE SAYING NEW YORK IS DEAD.

I DON'T KNOW A SINGLE PERSON WHO ACTUALLY HAS STAYED IN NEW YORK

ニューヨークに実際に滞在した人を一人も知らない

WHO WASN'T OFFENDED BY PEOPLE SAYING, "NEW YORK IS DEAD.

"ニューヨークは死んだ "と言われても 怒らなかった人は？

IT'S NEVER COMING BACK."

"二度と戻らない"

THE PRESIDET JUST SAID-- WHAT DID HE SAY?

大統領は何て言ったの？

IT'S A GHOST TOWN.

IT'S A GHOST TOWN.

DOESN'T KNOW IF THE TOWN IS GOING TO RECOVER.

DOESN'T KNOW IF THE TOWN IS GOING TO RECOVER.

DO YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THE PRESIDENT'S ASSESSMENT?

大統領の評価について何か考えはありますか？

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, ANYBODY CAN LOOK AT THIS PRESENT MOMENT AND

>> 誰もが今この瞬間を見て

ASSUME THAT THAT'S THE WAY THINGS WILL ALWAYS BE, AND

物事は常にそうであると仮定し、そして

THAT'S JUST-- THAT'S A-- THAT'S A FOIBLE OF HUMAN PERCEPTION.

それはただ...それは...それは...それは人間の認識の愚かさだ。

WE THINK TODAY IS EVERYTHING.

WE THINK TODAY IS EVERYTHING.

WE-- WE STRUGGLE TO ZOOM OUT TO SEE-- THIS IS ALL JUST ANOTHER

私たちは... 必死にズームアウトして見ようとしている... これはただのただのものだ。

PASSING MOMENT.

PASSING MOMENT.

IT'S-- THESE ARE ALL JUST PASSING MOMENTS.

IT'S-- THESE ARE ALL JUST PASSING MOMENTS.

>> Stephen: ARE YOU BEING TRANSCENDENTAL RIGHT NOW?

>> スティーブン：今、あなたはトランスセンデンタルになっていますか？

IS THIS THE MEDITATION TALKING?

IS THIS THE MEDITATION TALKING?

>> YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIT.

>> YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIT.

YOU DO KIND OF TRANSCEND THE-- YOU KNOW, DON'T-- WHAT'S THE

君は何かを横断するような...知っているようで知らないようで...

NAME OF THAT THING THAT THEY USE IN CALIFORNIA?

カリフォルニア州で使われているものの名前は？

>> Stephen: E.K.G..

>> スティーブンE.K.G.

SEISMOGRAPH?

SEISMOGRAPH?

THIS THING?

これが？

>> YOU KNOW, DON'T DO THAT WITH YOUR LIFE.

>> YOU KNOW, DON'T DO THAT WITH YOUR LIFE.

DON'T DO THAT WITH YOUR DAY.

DON'T DO THAT WITH YOUR DAY.

THAT'S THE-- THAT'S THE TENDENCY.

それは...それは傾向だ。

SOMETHING GOOD, I GO UP.

何か良いことがあれば、私は上に行きます。

SOMETHING BAD, I GO DOWN.

何か悪いことがあれば、私はダウンします。

SOMETHING GOOD-- YOU DON'T LIVE LIKE THAT.

何か良いことがある...そんな生活はしていない

NEW YORK CITY HAS BEEN MY NORTH STAR MY WHOLE LIFE.

NEW YORK CITY HAS BEEN MY NORTH STAR MY WHOLE LIFE.