Name: 最終討論会コールドオープン - SNL (Final Debate Cold Open - SNL)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T11:24:09.000Z
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I'M KRISTEN WELKER, AND IT IS THE HONOR OF A LIFETIME TO

MODERATE THE SECOND AND, PRAISE JESUS, FINAL PRESIDENTIAL

BECAUSE IT WAS EITHER THAT OR TRANQUILIZER DARTS, AND THE

PRESIDENT HAS A VERY HIGH TOLERANCE FOR THOSE AFTER HIS

COVID TREATMENT. SO, PLEASE WELCOME PRESIDENT

DONALD TRUMP AND FORMER VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN.

GOOD EVENING GENTLEMAN, AND WELCOME TO THE DEBATE.

ARE WE READY TO BEGIN? >> YES, BUT FIRST, HOW DOES THIS

MUTE BUTTON WORK? DO I JUST HAUL OFF AND SLAP HIM

IN THE MOUTH? >> NO, MR. VICE PRESIDENT, WE'LL

TAKE CARE OF THAT ON OUR OWN. >> ARE YOU SURE?

BECAUSE I THINK EVERYBODY WOULD LOVE TO SEE ME DO IT.

>> OKAY, REALLY? THINK YOU'RE SOME TOUGH GUY

IT'S NOT CONNECTED TO ANYTHING, BUT I'LL PUSH IT.

OUR FIRST QUESTION ON THE CORONAVIRUS IS FOR PRESIDENT

HOW WOULD YOU LEAD THE COUNTRY DURING THE NEXT STAGE OF THIS

THANK YOU, HODA. CAN I JUST SAY, YOU'RE REALLY

DOING A GREAT JOB. >> IT'S CREEPIER WHEN YOU'RE

NICE, BUT THANK YOU. >> NO REALLY, YOU'RE TAKING VERY

GOOD CARE OF US TONIGHT. NOW COULD YOU JUST TELL US THE

SPECIALS, PLEASE. >> MR. TRUMP, I'M THE MODERATOR.

JUST SOME WATERS, PLEASE. CORONAVIRUS, SO BORING, RIGHT?

BUT WE'RE DOING TERRIFIC. WE'RE ROUNDING THE CORNER.

IN FACT WE'VE ROUNDED SO MANY CORNERS WE'VE GONE ALL THE WAY

AROUND THE BLOCK AND WE'RE BACK WHERE WE START IN MARCH.

>> COME ON, MAN, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A THIRD WAVE.

WHERE I COME FROM IF A GIRL GAVE YOU A THIRD WAVE, YOU WERE

PRACTICALLY MARRIED. HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TIME

A WAVE GOES LIKE THIS. AND THIS IS GOING LIKE THIS.

SURE, THERE'S BEEN A TINY CORONAVIRUS SPIKE IN FLORIDA AND

A TEENSY SPIKE IN ARIZONA. AND A TUNESY WUNSEY ONE IN NORTH

>> JUST BREATHE, JOE. IF YOU DON'T BREATHE, YOU'LL

YOU VOTE FOR ME, THE VACCINE WILL BE HERE AND WILL BE

DISTRIBUTED BY THE MILITARY. >> I'M SORRY.

YOU SAID THE MILITARY WILL DISTRIBUTE THE VACCINE?

>> THAT'S RIGHT, THE ARMY WILL COME AND SHOOT IT WITH A CANNON

IT WAS VERY MEAN TO ME, BUT I BEAT IT AND NOW DOCTORS SAY I

CAN NEVER DIE. AND THE VIRUS SAID TO ME, SIR,

I HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR BODY NOW. AND THE VIRUS WAS CRYING.

THE POINT IS, WE'RE ALL LEARNING TO DEAL WITH IT.

>> LEARNING TO LIVE WITH IT? WE'RE LEARNING TO DIE WITH IT,

>> LOOKS LIKE MR. BIDEN IS SO MAD HE'S EASTWOODING IT A LITTLE

NOW I BELIEVE THE LITTLE LADY ASKED YOU ABOUT A PLAN.

>> I HAVE A PLAN. IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLAN

YOU'VE EVER SEEN. >> YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A PLAN

THEN I'M SLEEPY. YOU SAY I HAVE DEMENTIA.

WHICH ONE IS IT KIMO SABE. >> I CAN'T SHOW YOU BECAUSE IT'S

WHICH I PREPAID JUST LIKE A DRUG DEALER'S PHONE.

I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY, EVEN THOUGH IT CAME FROM CHINA

ON A PLANE PILOTED BY NANCY PELOSI FULL OF MEXICANS.

>> COME ON, AMERICA. I HATE THE CURSE IN FRONT OF A

>> THAT'S OUR FIRST MALARKY. IF YOU'RE PLAYING BIDEN BINGO AT

>> THANK YOU, PADMA. LOOK, PEOPLE LOVE HOW I'VE

HANDLED THE WU TANG VIRUS. IF HE WAS IN CHARGE WE'D ALL BE

IN OUR BASEMENTS AND THAT'S WHERE THE HAUNTED ANNABELLE DOLL

THAT'S A VERY SCARY DOLL. SHE'S SO SCARY.

SOME ARE SAYING THAT'S THE MOST SCARY DOLL.

AND THAT'S NOT COWARDLY. THAT'S JUST SMART, OKAY?

WE'RE NOT ALL RICH LIKE JOE, WITH ALL THE MONEY YOU GOT FROM

DO I LOOK REMOTELY RICH? IF I HAVE MONEY, WHERE AM I

IF I HAD $3 MILLION EXTRA WOULD I BE TAKING THE TRAIN TO WORK?

DOME WITH A CANDY RED TRANS-AM AND KENNY LOGGINS PLAYING IN THE

NOW, PRESIDENT TRUMP YOU SAID A VACCINE WOULD BE COMING WITHIN

>> ANYTHING CAN BE WEEKS, OKAY? A MONTH IS FIVE WEEKS.

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