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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

    >> スティーブンヘイ、みんな!

  • WELCOME, ONE AND ALL.

    ようこそ、お一人様、皆様。

  • TO "A LATE SHOW."

    "レイトショー "に

  • I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    あなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

  • WE'RE ARE EXACTLY TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM THE ELECTION.

    WE'RE ARE EXACTLY TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM THE ELECTION.

  • SO, IF YOU HAVEN'T DECIDED WHO YOU'RE VOTING FOR YET, GOOD LUCK

    まだ誰に投票するか決めていないなら幸運を祈る

  • ESCAPING THAT ABANDONED MINESHAFT.

    捨てられた地雷海岸からの脱出。

  • OR STAY DOWN THERE 'TIL WE HAVE A VACCINE!

    ワクチンが出るまでここにいてくれ!

  • IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN.

    説明するのは難しい

  • WE REALLY NEED A VACCINE.

    本当にVACCINEが必要なんだ

  • IT'S A LONG STORY.

    長い話だ

  • AS THE ELECTION DAY BARELIES DOWN ON US LIKE AN

    まるで私たちの上に降りてくる選挙の日のように

  • OUT-OF-CONTROL MANURE SPREADING, ONE OF THE LAST CHANCES TO

    OUT-OF-CONTROL MANURE SPREADING, ONE OF THE LAST CHANCES TO

  • INFLUENCE THE RACE IS THURSDAY'S PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

    INFLUENCE THE RACE IS THURSDAY'S PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

  • WE AT "THE LATE SHOW" WILL BE LIVE, WITH IN-DEPTH POLITICAL

    WE AT "THE LATE SHOW" WILL BE LIVE, WITH IN-DEPTH POLITICAL

  • ANALYSIS AND EXTENSIVE COVERAGE OF WHATEVER FLYING CREATURE

    空を飛ぶ生物の分析と網羅的なカバー

  • HAPPENS TO STEAL THE SHOW.

    HAPPENS TO STEAL THE SHOW.

  • MY MONEY IS ON A FRUIT BAT LANDING ON KRISTEN WELKER.

    私の金は果物のコウモリが クリステン・ウェルカーに着地したことにあります

  • NOW, AT THE LAST DEBATE, TRUMP INTERRUPTED BIDEN AND CHRIS

    Now, AT THE LAST DEBATE, TRUMP INTERRUPTED BIDEN AND CHRIS.

  • WALLACE-- AND THIS IS TRUE-- 128 TIMES.

    ウォレス...そしてこれは真実だ128回も

  • SO, THE DEBATE COMMISSION HAS ANNOUNCED THERE WILL BE A MUTE

    討論会委員会は ミュートを行うと発表しました

  • BUTTON AT THE NEXT PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

    次の大統領討論でボタンを押す

  • THAT'S GOOD!

    THAT'S GOOD!

  • WHILE WE'RE AT IT, HOW ABOUT A FAST FORWARD BUTTON?

    その間に、早送りボタンはどうですか?

  • JUST ZIP STRAIGHT TO NOVEMBER 3.

    11月3日までZIPAIGHTしてください。

  • NOW, THIS MUTE BUTTON WON'T BE OPERATIONAL FOR THE ENTIRE

    NOW, THIS MUTE BUTTON WON'T BE OPERATIONAL FOR THE ENTIRE

  • DEBATE.

    DEBATE.

  • EACH CANDIDATE WILL BE GIVEN TWO MINUTES TO ANSWER AN INITIAL

    各候補者には、最初の質問に答えるための2分間の時間が与えられます。

  • QUESTION.

    QUESTION.

  • DURING THAT PORTION, THE OPPOSING CANDIDATE'S MICROPHONE

    その間、相手の候補者のマイクロフォンは

  • WILL BE MUTED.

    ミュートされます。

  • ON OF COURSE, TRUMP COULD JUST

    当然のことながら、トランプは、単に

  • INTERRUPT BIDEN BY WALKING OVER TO HIS PODIUM, WHICH IS WHY THE

    INTERRUPT BIDEN BY WALKINGOVER TO HIS PODIUM, WHICH IS THE WHY.

  • DEBATE COMMISSION IS ALSO PUTTING HIM ON A CHILD LEASH.

    討論委員会はまた、子供の鎖に彼を置いています。

  • "DONALD, NOT YOUR TURN.

    "ドナルド、あなたの番じゃないわ

  • GO BACK TO YOUR PODIUM.

    ポディウムに戻れ

  • DO NOT-- DO NOT EAT THAT, YOUNG MAN!"

    DO NOT-- DO NOT EAT THAT, YOUNG MAN!"

  • THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IS NOT HAPPY.

    トランプ陣営は幸せではありません。

  • CAMPAIGN MANAGER BILL STEPIEN TOLD REPORTERS, "PRESIDENT TRUMP

    キャンペーン・マネージャーのビル・ステピエン氏は記者団にこう語った。

  • IS COMMITTED TO DEBATING JOE BIDEN, REGARDLESS OF LAST-MINUTE

    ジョー・ビデンとの対決を約束しています 土壇場ではありませんが

  • RULE CHANGES FROM THE BIASED COMMISSION IN THEIR LATEST

    最新のBIASED COMMISSIONのルール変更について

  • ATTEMPT TO PROVIDE ADVANTAGE TO THEIR FAVORED CANDIDATE."

    "自分たちの好きな候補者に有利になるように努力する"

  • ENFORCING THE RULES ISN'T GIVING SOMEONE AN ADVANTAGE.

    ルールを守ることは、誰かにアドバンテージを与えることではありません。

  • THAT'S LIKE SAYING "THE OLYMPIC JUDGES ARE PLAYING FAVORITES

    THAT'S LIKE SAYING "THE OLYMPIC JUDGES ARE PLAYING FAVORITES

  • BECAUSE THEY WON'T LET ME THROW BRICKS AT MICHAEL PHELPS!"

    マイケル・フェルプスに ブリックを投げさせてくれないからだ!」

  • THEY MAY NOT BE HAPPY BUT, ULTIMATELY, THE MUTE BUTTON MAY

    彼らは幸せではないかもしれませんが、究極的には、ミュートボタンを使用することができます。

  • PLAY INTO TRUMP'S NEW STRATEGY, BECAUSE, REPORTEDLY, HIS DEBATE

    トランプの新しい戦略で遊ぶ、なぜならば、報告されたように、彼の議論。

  • COACHES NOW WANT HIM TO STOP INTERRUPTING JOE BIDEN AND TO

    コーチたちはジョー・ビデンを妨害するのを止めてほしいと思っています

  • TRY TO BE MORE LIKABLE.

    もっと好かれるように努力して

  • HOLD ON.

    待ってくれ

  • NOW THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE TRUMP MORE LIKABLE?

    トランプの好感度を上げようとしているのか?

  • HE'S BEEN THE PRESIDENT FOR ALMOS FOUR YEARS!

    HE'S BEEN THE PRESIDENT FOR ALMOS FOUR YEARS!

  • THAT'S LIKE A FIREFIGHTER SHOWING UP TO YOUR

    THAT'S LIKE A FIREFIGHTER SHOWING UP TO YOUR

  • HOUSE, WAITING UNTIL EVERYTHING HAS BURNED TO THE FOUNDATION,

    HOUSE, WAITING UNTIL EVERYTHING HAS BURNED TO THE FOUNDATION,

  • AND SAYING, "OKAY, LET'S TRY SOME WATER NOW!"

    "よし、水を飲もう!"って言って

  • THE PRESIDENT'S DEBATE TEAM HAS ALSO INDICATED THAT TRUMP WILL

    大統領の討論チームは、トランプが意志を表明しました。

  • TELL MORE JOKES AND STRIKE A SOFTER TONE.

    もっとジョークを言って、柔らかいトーンにしましょう。

  • BUT THEY ALSO EXPECT TRUMP TO KEEP GOING AFTER BIDEN'S SON

    BUT THEY ALSO EXPECT TRUMP TO KEEP GOING AFTER BIDEN'S SON

  • HUNTER.

    HUNTER.

  • SO, SOFTER, FUNNY, BUT STILL ATTACK.

    SO, SOFTER, FUNNY, BUT STILL ATTACK.

  • ( AS TRUMP, WHISPERING ) "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE

    ( AS TRUMP,ささやきながら) "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE THE THE CHICKEN

  • ROAD?

    ROAD?

  • TO BUY CRACK FOR HUNTER BIDEN."

    TO BUY CRACK FOR HUNTER BIDEN."

  • TOO HIP FOR THE ROOM?" THE CAMPAIGN ALSO WANTS TO GIVE

    "部屋のためにヒップになりすぎたか?"キャンペーンはまた、与えることを望んでいます

  • BIDEN PLENTY OF SPACE TO MAKE A GAFFE, AS THE PRESIDENT

    大統領のように、ガッフェを作るためのスペースの豊富なバイデン

  • EXPLAINED THIS MORNING TO THE "FOX & FRIENDS."

    今朝の "FOX & FRIENDS "で説明されました。

  • >> THERE WERE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT SAY LET HIM TALK, BECAUSE

    >> THERE WERE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT SAY LET HIM TALK, BECAUSE

  • HE LOSES HIS TRAIN-- LOSES HIS TRAIN-- HE LOSES HIS MIND,

    列車を見失う...列車を見失う...心を見失う...

  • FRANKLY.

    FRANKLY.

  • >> Stephen: FORGET ABOUT BIDEN.

    >> スティーブンBIDENについては忘れてください。

  • TRUMP JUST LOST HIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT BETWEEN "TRAIN" AND "OF

    TRUMPは、ちょうど "訓練 "と "of "の間に思考の訓練を失った

  • THOUGHT."

    "THOUGHT"

  • ( AS TRUMP ) "I'M GOING TO LET BIDEN TALK

    ( AS TRUMP ) "I'M GOING TO LET BIDEN TALK

  • UNTIL HE LOSES HIS TRAIN...

    列車を失うまで...

  • LOSES HIS TRAIN... I AM A TRAIN.

    LOSES HIS TRAIN...I AM A TRAIN.

  • RIDING THAT TRAIN HIGH ON COCAINE

    ♪ RIDING THAT TRAIN HIGH ON COCAINE ♪

  • SPEAKING OF WHICH, DON JUNIOR.

    そういえば ドン・ジュニア

  • DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE 'THE BEST IS YET TO COME' POWDER?

    DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE 'THE BEST IS YET TO COME' POWDER?

  • THE INSIDE OF MY SKULL IS STILL STICKY.

    私の頭蓋骨の中はまだ粘着性があります。

  • TRUMP COMPLAINED THAT THE MEDIA IS SOFT ON JOE BIDEN.

    トランプはメディアがジョー・バイデンにソフトだと 訴えた

  • >> LOOK AT YESTERDAY.

    >> LOOK AT YESTERDAY.

  • HE WALKS OUT OF A STORE, AND THE MEDIA'S STANDING THERE, AND THEY

    彼は店から出て行って メディアがそこに立っていて 彼らは

  • ASKED HIM "WHAT FLAVOR ICE CREAM DID YOU GET?"

    ASKED HIM "WHAT FLAVOR ICE CREAM DID YOU GET?"

  • I MEAN, THINK OF THIS.

    つまり、これを考えてみて

  • >> I KNOW.

    知る人ぞ知る、>>1。

  • >> THEY NEVER ASK ME A QUESTION LIKE THAT.

    >> THEY NEVER ASK ME A QUESTION LIKE THAT.

  • I WANT THEM TO SOMEDAY, BUT THEY NEVER ASK ME A QUESTION LIKE

    I WANT THEM TO SOMEDAY, BUT THEY NEVER ASK ME A QUESTION LIKE

  • THAT.

    THAT.

  • "WHAT FLAVOR ICE CREAM DID YOU GET?"

    "WHAT FLAVOR ICE CREAM DID YOU GET?"

  • >> Stephen: YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?

    >> スティーブン好きなアイスクリームは?

  • I'M GOING TO GUESS BEN & JERRY'S DEX-A-METHACONE DREAM.

    ベン&ジェリーのデクス・ア・メタコーンの夢を 推理します

  • BUT THEN, THEN, LATER IN THE INTERVIEW, TRUMP

    しかし、その後、その後、インタビューの後半では、TRUMP。

  • GOT THE QUESTION HE ASKED FOR: >> DO YOU WANT TO TELL US WHAT

    GOT THE QUESTION HE ASKED FOR: >> DO YOU WANT TO TELL US WHAT

  • YOUR FAVORITE MILKSHAKE FLAVOR IS?

    好きなミルクセーキのフレーバーは?

  • >> YEAH, I WOULD, IN ABOUT A YEAR OR TWO WHEN EVERYTHING IS

    >> そうだな、1年後か2年後には全てが揃っているだろう。

  • SO PERFECT, I'M GOING TO LET YOU ANSWER THAT, OR ASK ME THAT

    完璧だわ あなたに答えてもらおうか、私に聞いてみようかな

  • QUESTION.

    QUESTION.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S THE SOFTBALL YOU ASKED FOR!

    スティーブン:それはあなたが求めていたソフトボールです! >> スティーブン:それはあなたが求めていたソフトボールです! >> スティーブン:それはあなたが求めていたソフトボールです。

  • JUST SAY YOUR FAVORITE MILKSHAKE!

    JUST SAY YOUR FAVORITE MILKSHAKE!

  • ( AS TRUMP ) "I'M NOT A WHITE SUPREMACIST,

    ( TRUMPとして) "I'M NOT A WHITE SUPREMACIST.

  • BUT I AM TELLING VANILLA TO STAND BACK AND STAND BY."

    "でもバニラには下がれと言っている"

  • TRUMP HELD A RALLY IN TUCSON YESTERDAY, AND BEFORE HE WENT

    トランプは、タクソンで集会を開催しました 先日、そして彼は行った前に

  • -- DO WE NEED TO REDO THAT OR CA I JUST KEEP GOING?

    -- それをやり直すか、それとも続けるか?

  • JUST KEEP GOING OKAY.

    いいから続けてくれ

  • BEFORE HE WENT ON, HE TOLD REPORTERS -- SO WE'RE NOT GOING

    記者たちにこう言っていました「もう行かない」と

  • TO EDIT THAT?

    それを編集する?

  • WE'RE NOT GOING TO LATER SEE YOU EDIT IT SO I SAID IS PERFECTLY.

    後で編集したのを見たくないから完璧だと言ったんだよ

  • WE'RE GOING TO STICK WITH THIS.

    WE'RE GOING TO STICK WITH THIS.

  • TRANSPARENCY.

    トランスパレンシー

  • THAT'S RIGHT.

    THAT'S RIGHT.

  • THAT'S "THE LATE SHOW"" PROMISE.

    THAT'S "THE LATE SHOW"" PROMISE.

  • YES I'LL ( BLEEP ) UP, BUT YOU'LL KNOW.

    吐くけど、知ってるだろ。

  • OKAY.

    分かった

  • STARS, THEY DON'T DO THEIR JOB VERY WELL.

    スター、彼らは自分の仕事をしていない。

  • HE TOLD REPORTERS THAT HE'S NOT DESPERATE BECAUSE HE'S BEHIND IN

    HE TOLD REPORTERS THAT HE'S NOT DESPERATE BECAUSE HE'S BEHIND IN

  • THE POLLS.

    ポールズ。

  • >> I'M NOT RUNNING SCARED.

    >> >> 走ってても怖くないよ。

  • I'M RUNNING ANGRY, BECA- I THINK I'M RUNNING ANGRY.

    怒りを感じて走ってるわ

  • I'M RUNNING HAPPY, AND I'M RUNNING VERY CONTENT.

    I'M RUNNING HAPPY, AND I'M RUNNING VERY CONTENT.

  • >> Stephen: (AS TRUMP) "I'M NOT SCARED.

    >> スティーブン(AS TRUMP) "I'M NOT SCARED.

  • I'M ANGRY!

    怒るわよ!

  • ANGRY AT HOW HAPPY AND CONTENT I AM!

    自分がどんなに幸せでコンテンツが充実しているかに腹が立つ!

  • WHICH OF COURSE THEN MAKES ME HUNGRY, WHICH MAKES ME SLEEPY.

    もちろん、それは私を飢えさせ、私を眠らせる。

  • I'M ALSO VERY DOC AND VERY DOPEY."

    "I'M ALSO VERY DOC AND VERY DOPEY"

  • ONCE HE WAS ON STAGE, TRUMP ASSURED THE CROWD THAT THE

    彼はステージにいたとき、 トランプは、その群衆を保証した

  • PANDEMIC IS TOTALLY UNDER CONTROL.

    PANDEMIC IS TOTALLY UNDER CONTROL.

  • >> WE ARE ROUNDING THE TURN.

    >> WE ARE ROUNDING THE TURN.

  • WE HAVE THE VACCINES COMING AND ALL, BUT EVEN WITHOUT, WE'RE

    WE HAVE THE VACCINES COMING AND ALL, BUT EVEN WITHOUT, WE'RE

  • ROUNDING THE TURN.

    曲がり角を曲がる

  • >> Stephen: REALLY, ROUNDING?

    >> スティーブン本当に丸くなるのか?

  • HAVE YOU SEEN THE COVID SPIKES?

    HAVE YOU SEEN THE COVID SPIKES?

  • HOSPITALIZATIONS ARE ON THE RISE IN 41 STATES.

    ホスピタリゼーションは41州で増加しています。

  • WE'RE NOT ROUNDING THE TURN.

    曲がり角を曲がっていない

  • I'M PRETTY SURE WE'RE SHARPENING THE TURN.

    I'M PRETTY SURE WE'RE SHARPENING THE TURN.

  • WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT HERE IS A RAZOR-SHARP TURN.

    WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT HERE IS A RAZOR-SHARP TURN.

  • BUT TRUMP SAID WE SHOULD STOP EVEN TRYING TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM

    しかし、トランプ氏は、私たちは人々を遠ざけるための試みを止めるべきだと述べました。

  • GETTING SICK NOW, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE GETTING SICK OF TRYING TO DO

    GETTING SICK NOW, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE GETTING SICK OF TRYING TO DO

  • THAT.

    THAT.

  • >> PEOPLE ARE PANDEMICED OUT.

    >> PEOPLE ARE PANDEMICED OUT.

  • YOU KNOW THAT?

    知ってるのか?

  • THEY'RE PANDEMICED OUT.

    THEY'RE PANDEMICED OUT.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S QUITE A RALLYING CRY WHEN WE'RE FACING

    >> スティーブン私たちが直面しているときには、それは非常に雄叫びを上げています。

  • AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT.

    脅威が存在しています。

  • "WE'RE TIRED OF IT!" REMINDS ME OF CHURCHILL:

    "もう飽きた!"チャーチルを思い出すわ

  • >> WE SHALL FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES, WE SHALL FIGHT THEM ON

    >> WE SHALL FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES, WE SHALL FIGHT THEM ON

  • THE LANDING GROUNDS...

    着地点...

  • HOO, BOY, IS ANYONE ELSE A LITTLE NAZI'D OUT?

    他にナチスはいないのか?

  • WHAT IF WE JUST LET THE GERMANS WASH OVER US?

    もしドイツ人が私たちの上に押し寄せてきたら?

  • >> Stephen: STILL, TRUMP KNOWS THAT THE ECONOMY HAS TAKEN A

    >> スティーブン:まだ、トランプは、経済が起こったことを知っています。

  • HIT, SO HE TACKED A FEW WORDS ONTO HIS FAMOUS CAMPAIGN SLOGAN.

    ヒットしたので、彼は有名なキャンペーンスローガンに言葉を追加しました。

  • >> UNDER MY ADMINISTRATION, WE BUILT THE GREATEST ECONOMY IN

    >> UNDER MY ADMINISTRATION, WE BUILT THE GREATEST ECONOMY IN

  • THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, AND NOW WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN.

    世界の歴史、そして今、私たちは再びそれをやっています。

  • YOU KNOW, IT'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, RIGHT?

    アメリカを再び偉大な国にするのよね?

  • I SAY MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN-- AGAIN, AGAIN.

    I SAY MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN -- AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN.

  • >> Stephen: YOU KNOW EVERY "AGAIN" YOU ADD IS REALLY JUST

    >> スティーブン:あなたが追加したすべての「アゲイン」は本当にただの「アゲイン」であることを知っていますか?

  • ADMITTING YOU SCREWED SOMETHING UP SO BAD YOU HAD TO FIX IT.

    ADMITTING YOU SCREWED SOMETHING UP SO BAD YOU HAD TO FIX IT.

  • IT'S NOT THAT COMFORTING.

    それほど快適ではありません。

  • IT'S WHY ARBY'S DISCONTINUED THEIR SLOGAN:

    アービーズがスローガンを中止した理由です。

  • >> ARBY'S, WE HAVE THE MEETS, AGAIN.

    >> ARBY'S, WE HAVE THE MEETS, AGAIN.

  • >> Stephen: FOR A WHILE IT WASN'T MEAT, EVIDENTLY.

    >> スティーブンしばらくの間、それは肉ではありませんでした、証明されています。

  • BUT THESE RALLY CROWDS LOVE TRUMP.

    BUT THESE RALLY CROWDS LOVE TRUMP.

  • AND HE HAD AN INTERESTING REACTION TO THAT LOVE.

    そして、彼はその愛に興味を持った反応をした。

  • >> Crowd: WE LOVE YOU!

    >> 群衆。WE LOVE YOU!

  • >> THANK YOU.

    >> THANK YOU.

  • YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY!

    俺を泣かせやがって!

  • DON'T DO THAT.

    そんなことするな

  • I DON'T WANNA CRY.

    泣きたくないわ

  • I DON'T WANNA CRY.

    泣きたくないわ

  • ( CHEERING ) MAKE ME CRY, YOU'LL DESTROY MY

    ( CHEERING ) MAKE ME CRY, YOU'LL DESTROY MY DESTROY.

  • IMAGE, AND THEN YOU WON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE.

    もうこれ以上私を愛してはいけない

  • THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE.

    THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, I'M NOT SAYING I BELIEVE EVERYTHING FREUD SAID

  • ABOUT THE IMPACT OF AN UNLOVING FATHER, BUT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS

    喪われていない父親の影響について、しかし、誰かが言うと

  • "IF I CRY, THEN YOU WON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE," IT SEEMS PRETTY

    "If I CRY, THEN YOU WON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE"It SEEMS PRETTY

  • STRAIGHTFORWARD.

    STRAIGHTFORWARD.

  • ( AS TRUMP, STIFLING CRY ) "SEE, PAPA?

    ( AS TRUMP, STIFLING CRY ) "SEE, DADDY?

  • NO TEARS!

    NO TEARS!

  • I'M NOT SAD.

    私は悲しくない

  • I'M TOTALLY HAPPY AND CONTENT.

    I'M TOTALLY HAPPY AND CONTENT.

  • AND ANGRY!" THEN TRUMP TOOK AIM AT HIS

    "そして怒っている!"トランプは彼に狙いを定めた

  • NEMESIS: THE EARTH.

    NEMESIS: THE EARTH.

  • >> THE GREEN NEW DEAL IS THE CRAZIEST THING, RIGHT?

    >> THE GREEN NEW DEAL IS THE CRAZIEST THING, RIGHT?

  • NO MORE AIRPLANES.

    NO MORE AIRPLANES.

  • NO MORE DOUBLE CARS.

    ダブルカーはもう要らない

  • >> Stephen: NO MORE DOUBLE CARS!

    >> スティーブンダブルカーはもう要らない!

  • EVERYBODY LOVES DOUBLE CARS!

    誰もがダブルカーが好きなんだ!

  • EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT A DOUBLE CAR IS.

    誰もが知っているダブルカーの正体。

  • YOU GET A POPPY-SEED BUN, CAR, CHEESE, MAYBE CHICKEN CUTLET,

    ポピーシードバン、車、チーズ、鶏肉のカツレツを手に入れる。

  • CAR, BUN.

    CAR、BUN。

  • OR IS IT ONE CAR BETWEEN TWO CHUCKEN PATTIES -- I DON'T KNOW.

    それとも2台のチャックンパティーの間の1台の車なのか...わからない。

  • TRUMP SAID HE FELT GREAT AFTER GETTING TREATED FOR THE COVID,

    TRUMP SAID HE FELT GREAT AFTER GETTING TREATED FOR THE COVID,

  • AND HE PLAYED WHAT'S FAST BECOMING ONE OF HIS LATEST HITS.

    そして、彼は最新のヒット曲の一つになりつつある「FAST」をプレイしていました。

  • >> I WOKE UP, AND I FELT GOOD.

    >> 目が覚めたら、気分が良かった。

  • I SAID, "GET ME OUT OF HERE."

    "ここから出してくれ "と言ったんだ

  • BOOM, SUPERMAN.

    BOOM, SUPERMAN.

  • >> Crowd: SUPERMAN, SUPERMAN, SUPERMAN.

    >> Crowd: SUPERMAN, SUPERMAN, SUPERMAN.

  • >> Stephen: TRUMP ISN'T SUPERMAN.

    >> スティーブントランプはスーパーマンではありません。

  • FOR PETE'S SAKE, SUPERMAN SPENDS HALF OF HIS TIME AT LEAST

    ピートのために、スーパーマンは少なくとも時間の半分を費やしている

  • PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT JOURNALISM.

    ジャーナリズムを気にしているふりをしている。

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> "THE DAILY SLAM-IT!"

    ♪ ♪ ♪ >> "THE DAILY SLAM-IT!"

  • >> Stephen: TRUMP POINTED OUT HOW MUCH SUN HE'S GETTING AT

    >> スティーブン:TRUMPはどのくらいの太陽を浴びているのかを指摘した。

  • THESE RALLIES.

    THESE RALLIES.

  • >> YOU'RE GONNA SEE ME TOMORROW, I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE A LOBSTER.

    >> 明日お前に会う時は ロブスターのような姿になるぞ

  • YOU'RE GONNA SAY, "LOOK WHAT WE DID TO HIM."

    YOU'RE GONNA SAY, "LOOK WHAT WE DID TO HIM."

  • THEY SAID, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO WEAR A HAT?"

    THEY SAID, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO WEAR A HAT?"

  • I SAID "THERE'S NO WAY I'M WEARING A HAT."

    "帽子を被るなんてありえない "って言ったのよ

  • I GOTTA SHOW THESE-- WE GOTTA SHOW STRENGTH, RIGHT?

    I GOTTA SHOW THESE-- WE GOTTA SHOW STRENGTH, RIGHT?

  • >> Stephen: FIRST OF ALL, "GONNA" LOOK LIKE A LOBSTER?

    >> スティーブンまず第一に、ロブスターのように見えるか?

  • YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SLATHERED YOURSELF WITH DRAWN

    YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SLATHERED YOURSELF WITH DRAWN

  • BUTTER.

    バター

  • AND HATS ARE A SIGN OF WEAKNESS?

    AND HATS ARE A SIGN OF WEAKNESS?

  • HATS ARE KIND OF YOUR THING!

    HATS ARE KIND OF YOUR THING!

  • YOUR CAMPAIGN HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT HATS...

    あなたのキャンペーンは常に帽子についてのものだった...

  • AND, HATS.

    そして、帽子。

  • IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT HATS.

    いつも帽子の話をしていた

  • TRUMP IS HOLDING SO MANY RALLIES BECAUSE HE'S RUNNING OUT OF CASH

    トランプは、彼が現金を使い果たしているので、多くの集会を開催しています。

  • TO ADVERTISE.

    TO ADVERTISE.

  • MEANWHILE, BIDEN'S CAMPAIGN IS FLUSHED WITH MONEY, AND HE'S

    一方 バイデンのキャンペーンは 資金にあふれていて 彼は

  • TARGETING SENIORS BY ADVERTISING HEAVILY ON SHOWS SUCH AS

    TARGETING SENIORS BY ADVERTISING HEAVILY ON SHOWS SUCH AS

  • "JEOPARDY!" AND "WHEEL OF FORTUNE."

    "ジョーパルディ!"そして "幸運の輪"

  • IN FACT, LAST WEEK, BIDEN EVEN SPONSORED ONE OF THE PUZZLES.

    実は先週 ビデンはパズルの一つを後援していた

  • TRUMP MAY BE TRAILING BIDEN IN FUNDRAISING, BUT HE TOLD THE

    トランプは募金活動でバイデンを追いかけているかもしれないが、彼は言った。

  • CROWD HE COULD GET ALL THE MONEY HE NEEDS, IF HE REALLY WANTED

    CROWD HE COULD GET ALL THE MONEY HE NEEDS, IF HE REALLY WANTED

  • TO.

    TO.

  • >> I WOULD BE THE GREATEST FUNDRAISER IN HISTORY.

    >> 私は歴史上最も偉大な募金者になりたいと思っています。

  • DON'T FORGET, I'M NOT BAD AT THAT STUFF, ANYWAY, AND I'M

    忘れないで 私はその手のことは苦手じゃないのよ

  • PRESIDENT.

    大統領

  • ( CHEERING ) SO I CALL SOME GUY, THE HEAD OF

    ( チーイング) だから誰かに電話したんだよ、トップの。

  • EXXON.

    エクソン

  • I CALL THE HEAD OF EXXON, I DON'T KNOW, "HI, HOW ARE YOU

    エクソン社のトップに電話して「やあ、元気だった?

  • DOING?

    DOING?

  • HOW IS ENERGY COMING?

    エネルギーはどうやって来るのか?

  • WHEN ARE YOU DOING THE EXPLORATION?

    WHEN ARE YOU DOING THE EXPLORATION?

  • OH, YOU NEED A COUPLE OF PERMITS, HUH?

    許可証が必要なのか?

  • OKAY."

    分かったわ

  • BUT I CALLED THE HEAD OF EXXON.

    しかし、私はエクソンのトップに電話しました。

  • I SAID "YOU KNOW, I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO SEND ME $25 MILLION

    私は「YOU KNOW, I WOULD FOR YOU SEND ME $25 MILLION」と言いました。

  • FOR THE CAMPAIGN."

    "キャンペーンのために"

  • "ABSOLUTELY, SIR.

    "全くその通りです

  • WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK?

    なぜ聞かなかったの?

  • WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE?" I WOULD RAISE A BILLION DOLLAR

    もっと欲しい?"私は10億ドルを調達したい

  • IN ONE DAY IF I WANTED TO.

    1日でいいの?

  • >> Stephen: IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT TRUMP WAS BRAGGING THAT IT WOULD

  • BE SO EASY FOR HIM TO EXTORT ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS

    違法なキャンペーンの寄付金を持ち出すのは簡単だ

  • FROM AN OIL COMPANY, BUT HE ALSO FISHER-PRICE PHONE.

    石油会社からだが、彼は漁師価格の電話もしている。

  • ( AS TRUMP ) "HELLO, NASA?

    ( AS TRUMP ) "HELLO, NASA?

  • HOW IS SPACE?

    空間はどうなっているのか?

  • STILL REAL BIG?

    まだリアルビッグ?