WELCOME, ONE AND ALL.

ようこそ、お一人様、皆様。

TO "A LATE SHOW."

"レイトショー "に

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

あなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

WE'RE ARE EXACTLY TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM THE ELECTION.

WE'RE ARE EXACTLY TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM THE ELECTION.

SO, IF YOU HAVEN'T DECIDED WHO YOU'RE VOTING FOR YET, GOOD LUCK

まだ誰に投票するか決めていないなら幸運を祈る

ESCAPING THAT ABANDONED MINESHAFT.

捨てられた地雷海岸からの脱出。

OR STAY DOWN THERE 'TIL WE HAVE A VACCINE!

ワクチンが出るまでここにいてくれ！

IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN.

説明するのは難しい

WE REALLY NEED A VACCINE.

本当にVACCINEが必要なんだ

IT'S A LONG STORY.

長い話だ

AS THE ELECTION DAY BARELIES DOWN ON US LIKE AN

まるで私たちの上に降りてくる選挙の日のように

OUT-OF-CONTROL MANURE SPREADING, ONE OF THE LAST CHANCES TO

OUT-OF-CONTROL MANURE SPREADING, ONE OF THE LAST CHANCES TO

INFLUENCE THE RACE IS THURSDAY'S PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

INFLUENCE THE RACE IS THURSDAY'S PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

WE AT "THE LATE SHOW" WILL BE LIVE, WITH IN-DEPTH POLITICAL

WE AT "THE LATE SHOW" WILL BE LIVE, WITH IN-DEPTH POLITICAL

ANALYSIS AND EXTENSIVE COVERAGE OF WHATEVER FLYING CREATURE

空を飛ぶ生物の分析と網羅的なカバー

HAPPENS TO STEAL THE SHOW.

HAPPENS TO STEAL THE SHOW.

MY MONEY IS ON A FRUIT BAT LANDING ON KRISTEN WELKER.

私の金は果物のコウモリが クリステン・ウェルカーに着地したことにあります

NOW, AT THE LAST DEBATE, TRUMP INTERRUPTED BIDEN AND CHRIS

Now, AT THE LAST DEBATE, TRUMP INTERRUPTED BIDEN AND CHRIS.

WALLACE-- AND THIS IS TRUE-- 128 TIMES.

ウォレス...そしてこれは真実だ128回も

SO, THE DEBATE COMMISSION HAS ANNOUNCED THERE WILL BE A MUTE

討論会委員会は ミュートを行うと発表しました

BUTTON AT THE NEXT PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

次の大統領討論でボタンを押す

THAT'S GOOD!

THAT'S GOOD!

WHILE WE'RE AT IT, HOW ABOUT A FAST FORWARD BUTTON?

その間に、早送りボタンはどうですか？

JUST ZIP STRAIGHT TO NOVEMBER 3.

11月3日までZIPAIGHTしてください。

NOW, THIS MUTE BUTTON WON'T BE OPERATIONAL FOR THE ENTIRE

NOW, THIS MUTE BUTTON WON'T BE OPERATIONAL FOR THE ENTIRE

DEBATE.

DEBATE.

EACH CANDIDATE WILL BE GIVEN TWO MINUTES TO ANSWER AN INITIAL

各候補者には、最初の質問に答えるための2分間の時間が与えられます。

QUESTION.

QUESTION.

DURING THAT PORTION, THE OPPOSING CANDIDATE'S MICROPHONE

その間、相手の候補者のマイクロフォンは

WILL BE MUTED.

ミュートされます。

ON OF COURSE, TRUMP COULD JUST

当然のことながら、トランプは、単に

INTERRUPT BIDEN BY WALKING OVER TO HIS PODIUM, WHICH IS WHY THE

INTERRUPT BIDEN BY WALKINGOVER TO HIS PODIUM, WHICH IS THE WHY.

DEBATE COMMISSION IS ALSO PUTTING HIM ON A CHILD LEASH.

討論委員会はまた、子供の鎖に彼を置いています。

"DONALD, NOT YOUR TURN.

"ドナルド、あなたの番じゃないわ

GO BACK TO YOUR PODIUM.

ポディウムに戻れ

DO NOT-- DO NOT EAT THAT, YOUNG MAN!"

DO NOT-- DO NOT EAT THAT, YOUNG MAN!"

THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IS NOT HAPPY.

トランプ陣営は幸せではありません。

CAMPAIGN MANAGER BILL STEPIEN TOLD REPORTERS, "PRESIDENT TRUMP

キャンペーン・マネージャーのビル・ステピエン氏は記者団にこう語った。

IS COMMITTED TO DEBATING JOE BIDEN, REGARDLESS OF LAST-MINUTE

ジョー・ビデンとの対決を約束しています 土壇場ではありませんが

RULE CHANGES FROM THE BIASED COMMISSION IN THEIR LATEST

最新のBIASED COMMISSIONのルール変更について

ATTEMPT TO PROVIDE ADVANTAGE TO THEIR FAVORED CANDIDATE."

"自分たちの好きな候補者に有利になるように努力する"

ENFORCING THE RULES ISN'T GIVING SOMEONE AN ADVANTAGE.

ルールを守ることは、誰かにアドバンテージを与えることではありません。

THAT'S LIKE SAYING "THE OLYMPIC JUDGES ARE PLAYING FAVORITES

THAT'S LIKE SAYING "THE OLYMPIC JUDGES ARE PLAYING FAVORITES

BECAUSE THEY WON'T LET ME THROW BRICKS AT MICHAEL PHELPS!"

マイケル・フェルプスに ブリックを投げさせてくれないからだ！」

THEY MAY NOT BE HAPPY BUT, ULTIMATELY, THE MUTE BUTTON MAY

彼らは幸せではないかもしれませんが、究極的には、ミュートボタンを使用することができます。

PLAY INTO TRUMP'S NEW STRATEGY, BECAUSE, REPORTEDLY, HIS DEBATE

トランプの新しい戦略で遊ぶ、なぜならば、報告されたように、彼の議論。

COACHES NOW WANT HIM TO STOP INTERRUPTING JOE BIDEN AND TO

コーチたちはジョー・ビデンを妨害するのを止めてほしいと思っています

TRY TO BE MORE LIKABLE.

もっと好かれるように努力して

HOLD ON.

待ってくれ

NOW THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE TRUMP MORE LIKABLE?

トランプの好感度を上げようとしているのか？

HE'S BEEN THE PRESIDENT FOR ALMOS FOUR YEARS!

HE'S BEEN THE PRESIDENT FOR ALMOS FOUR YEARS!

THAT'S LIKE A FIREFIGHTER SHOWING UP TO YOUR

THAT'S LIKE A FIREFIGHTER SHOWING UP TO YOUR

HOUSE, WAITING UNTIL EVERYTHING HAS BURNED TO THE FOUNDATION,

HOUSE, WAITING UNTIL EVERYTHING HAS BURNED TO THE FOUNDATION,

AND SAYING, "OKAY, LET'S TRY SOME WATER NOW!"

"よし、水を飲もう！"って言って

THE PRESIDENT'S DEBATE TEAM HAS ALSO INDICATED THAT TRUMP WILL

大統領の討論チームは、トランプが意志を表明しました。

TELL MORE JOKES AND STRIKE A SOFTER TONE.

もっとジョークを言って、柔らかいトーンにしましょう。

BUT THEY ALSO EXPECT TRUMP TO KEEP GOING AFTER BIDEN'S SON

BUT THEY ALSO EXPECT TRUMP TO KEEP GOING AFTER BIDEN'S SON

HUNTER.

HUNTER.

SO, SOFTER, FUNNY, BUT STILL ATTACK.

SO, SOFTER, FUNNY, BUT STILL ATTACK.

( AS TRUMP, WHISPERING ) "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE

( AS TRUMP,ささやきながら) "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE THE THE CHICKEN

ROAD?

ROAD?

TO BUY CRACK FOR HUNTER BIDEN."

TO BUY CRACK FOR HUNTER BIDEN."

TOO HIP FOR THE ROOM?" THE CAMPAIGN ALSO WANTS TO GIVE

"部屋のためにヒップになりすぎたか？"キャンペーンはまた、与えることを望んでいます

BIDEN PLENTY OF SPACE TO MAKE A GAFFE, AS THE PRESIDENT

大統領のように、ガッフェを作るためのスペースの豊富なバイデン

EXPLAINED THIS MORNING TO THE "FOX & FRIENDS."

今朝の "FOX & FRIENDS "で説明されました。

>> THERE WERE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT SAY LET HIM TALK, BECAUSE

>> THERE WERE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT SAY LET HIM TALK, BECAUSE

HE LOSES HIS TRAIN-- LOSES HIS TRAIN-- HE LOSES HIS MIND,

列車を見失う...列車を見失う...心を見失う...

FRANKLY.

FRANKLY.

>> Stephen: FORGET ABOUT BIDEN.

>> スティーブンBIDENについては忘れてください。

TRUMP JUST LOST HIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT BETWEEN "TRAIN" AND "OF

TRUMPは、ちょうど "訓練 "と "of "の間に思考の訓練を失った

THOUGHT."

"THOUGHT"

( AS TRUMP ) "I'M GOING TO LET BIDEN TALK

( AS TRUMP ) "I'M GOING TO LET BIDEN TALK

UNTIL HE LOSES HIS TRAIN...

列車を失うまで...

LOSES HIS TRAIN... I AM A TRAIN.

LOSES HIS TRAIN...I AM A TRAIN.

♪ RIDING THAT TRAIN HIGH ON COCAINE ♪

♪ RIDING THAT TRAIN HIGH ON COCAINE ♪

SPEAKING OF WHICH, DON JUNIOR.

そういえば ドン・ジュニア

DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE 'THE BEST IS YET TO COME' POWDER?

DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE 'THE BEST IS YET TO COME' POWDER?

THE INSIDE OF MY SKULL IS STILL STICKY.

私の頭蓋骨の中はまだ粘着性があります。

TRUMP COMPLAINED THAT THE MEDIA IS SOFT ON JOE BIDEN.

トランプはメディアがジョー・バイデンにソフトだと 訴えた

>> LOOK AT YESTERDAY.

>> LOOK AT YESTERDAY.

HE WALKS OUT OF A STORE, AND THE MEDIA'S STANDING THERE, AND THEY

彼は店から出て行って メディアがそこに立っていて 彼らは

ASKED HIM "WHAT FLAVOR ICE CREAM DID YOU GET?"

ASKED HIM "WHAT FLAVOR ICE CREAM DID YOU GET?"

I MEAN, THINK OF THIS.

つまり、これを考えてみて

>> I KNOW.

知る人ぞ知る、>>1。

>> THEY NEVER ASK ME A QUESTION LIKE THAT.

>> THEY NEVER ASK ME A QUESTION LIKE THAT.

I WANT THEM TO SOMEDAY, BUT THEY NEVER ASK ME A QUESTION LIKE

I WANT THEM TO SOMEDAY, BUT THEY NEVER ASK ME A QUESTION LIKE

THAT.

THAT.

"WHAT FLAVOR ICE CREAM DID YOU GET?"

"WHAT FLAVOR ICE CREAM DID YOU GET?"

>> Stephen: YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?

>> スティーブン好きなアイスクリームは？

I'M GOING TO GUESS BEN & JERRY'S DEX-A-METHACONE DREAM.

ベン＆ジェリーのデクス・ア・メタコーンの夢を 推理します

BUT THEN, THEN, LATER IN THE INTERVIEW, TRUMP

しかし、その後、その後、インタビューの後半では、TRUMP。

GOT THE QUESTION HE ASKED FOR: >> DO YOU WANT TO TELL US WHAT

GOT THE QUESTION HE ASKED FOR: >> DO YOU WANT TO TELL US WHAT

YOUR FAVORITE MILKSHAKE FLAVOR IS?

好きなミルクセーキのフレーバーは？

>> YEAH, I WOULD, IN ABOUT A YEAR OR TWO WHEN EVERYTHING IS

>> そうだな、1年後か2年後には全てが揃っているだろう。

SO PERFECT, I'M GOING TO LET YOU ANSWER THAT, OR ASK ME THAT

完璧だわ あなたに答えてもらおうか、私に聞いてみようかな

QUESTION.

QUESTION.

>> Stephen: THAT'S THE SOFTBALL YOU ASKED FOR!

スティーブン：それはあなたが求めていたソフトボールです！ >> スティーブン：それはあなたが求めていたソフトボールです！ >> スティーブン：それはあなたが求めていたソフトボールです。

JUST SAY YOUR FAVORITE MILKSHAKE!

JUST SAY YOUR FAVORITE MILKSHAKE!

( AS TRUMP ) "I'M NOT A WHITE SUPREMACIST,

( TRUMPとして) "I'M NOT A WHITE SUPREMACIST.

BUT I AM TELLING VANILLA TO STAND BACK AND STAND BY."

"でもバニラには下がれと言っている"

TRUMP HELD A RALLY IN TUCSON YESTERDAY, AND BEFORE HE WENT

トランプは、タクソンで集会を開催しました 先日、そして彼は行った前に

-- DO WE NEED TO REDO THAT OR CA I JUST KEEP GOING?

-- それをやり直すか、それとも続けるか？

JUST KEEP GOING OKAY.

いいから続けてくれ

BEFORE HE WENT ON, HE TOLD REPORTERS -- SO WE'RE NOT GOING

記者たちにこう言っていました「もう行かない」と

TO EDIT THAT?

それを編集する？

WE'RE NOT GOING TO LATER SEE YOU EDIT IT SO I SAID IS PERFECTLY.

後で編集したのを見たくないから完璧だと言ったんだよ

WE'RE GOING TO STICK WITH THIS.

WE'RE GOING TO STICK WITH THIS.

TRANSPARENCY.

トランスパレンシー

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S "THE LATE SHOW"" PROMISE.

THAT'S "THE LATE SHOW"" PROMISE.

YES I'LL ( BLEEP ) UP, BUT YOU'LL KNOW.

吐くけど、知ってるだろ。

OKAY.

分かった

STARS, THEY DON'T DO THEIR JOB VERY WELL.

スター、彼らは自分の仕事をしていない。

HE TOLD REPORTERS THAT HE'S NOT DESPERATE BECAUSE HE'S BEHIND IN

HE TOLD REPORTERS THAT HE'S NOT DESPERATE BECAUSE HE'S BEHIND IN

THE POLLS.

ポールズ。

>> I'M NOT RUNNING SCARED.

>> >> 走ってても怖くないよ。

I'M RUNNING ANGRY, BECA- I THINK I'M RUNNING ANGRY.

怒りを感じて走ってるわ

I'M RUNNING HAPPY, AND I'M RUNNING VERY CONTENT.

I'M RUNNING HAPPY, AND I'M RUNNING VERY CONTENT.

>> Stephen: (AS TRUMP) "I'M NOT SCARED.

>> スティーブン(AS TRUMP) "I'M NOT SCARED.

I'M ANGRY!

怒るわよ！

ANGRY AT HOW HAPPY AND CONTENT I AM!

自分がどんなに幸せでコンテンツが充実しているかに腹が立つ!

WHICH OF COURSE THEN MAKES ME HUNGRY, WHICH MAKES ME SLEEPY.

もちろん、それは私を飢えさせ、私を眠らせる。

I'M ALSO VERY DOC AND VERY DOPEY."

"I'M ALSO VERY DOC AND VERY DOPEY"

ONCE HE WAS ON STAGE, TRUMP ASSURED THE CROWD THAT THE

彼はステージにいたとき、 トランプは、その群衆を保証した

PANDEMIC IS TOTALLY UNDER CONTROL.

PANDEMIC IS TOTALLY UNDER CONTROL.

>> WE ARE ROUNDING THE TURN.

>> WE ARE ROUNDING THE TURN.

WE HAVE THE VACCINES COMING AND ALL, BUT EVEN WITHOUT, WE'RE

WE HAVE THE VACCINES COMING AND ALL, BUT EVEN WITHOUT, WE'RE

ROUNDING THE TURN.

曲がり角を曲がる

>> Stephen: REALLY, ROUNDING?

>> スティーブン本当に丸くなるのか？

HAVE YOU SEEN THE COVID SPIKES?

HAVE YOU SEEN THE COVID SPIKES?

HOSPITALIZATIONS ARE ON THE RISE IN 41 STATES.

ホスピタリゼーションは41州で増加しています。

WE'RE NOT ROUNDING THE TURN.

曲がり角を曲がっていない

I'M PRETTY SURE WE'RE SHARPENING THE TURN.

I'M PRETTY SURE WE'RE SHARPENING THE TURN.

WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT HERE IS A RAZOR-SHARP TURN.

WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT HERE IS A RAZOR-SHARP TURN.

BUT TRUMP SAID WE SHOULD STOP EVEN TRYING TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM

しかし、トランプ氏は、私たちは人々を遠ざけるための試みを止めるべきだと述べました。

GETTING SICK NOW, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE GETTING SICK OF TRYING TO DO

GETTING SICK NOW, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE GETTING SICK OF TRYING TO DO

THAT.

THAT.

>> PEOPLE ARE PANDEMICED OUT.

>> PEOPLE ARE PANDEMICED OUT.

YOU KNOW THAT?

知ってるのか？

THEY'RE PANDEMICED OUT.

THEY'RE PANDEMICED OUT.

>> Stephen: THAT'S QUITE A RALLYING CRY WHEN WE'RE FACING

>> スティーブン私たちが直面しているときには、それは非常に雄叫びを上げています。

AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT.

脅威が存在しています。

"WE'RE TIRED OF IT!" REMINDS ME OF CHURCHILL:

"もう飽きた！"チャーチルを思い出すわ

>> WE SHALL FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES, WE SHALL FIGHT THEM ON

>> WE SHALL FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES, WE SHALL FIGHT THEM ON

THE LANDING GROUNDS...

着地点...

HOO, BOY, IS ANYONE ELSE A LITTLE NAZI'D OUT?

他にナチスはいないのか？

WHAT IF WE JUST LET THE GERMANS WASH OVER US?

もしドイツ人が私たちの上に押し寄せてきたら？

>> Stephen: STILL, TRUMP KNOWS THAT THE ECONOMY HAS TAKEN A

>> スティーブン：まだ、トランプは、経済が起こったことを知っています。

HIT, SO HE TACKED A FEW WORDS ONTO HIS FAMOUS CAMPAIGN SLOGAN.

ヒットしたので、彼は有名なキャンペーンスローガンに言葉を追加しました。

>> UNDER MY ADMINISTRATION, WE BUILT THE GREATEST ECONOMY IN

>> UNDER MY ADMINISTRATION, WE BUILT THE GREATEST ECONOMY IN

THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, AND NOW WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN.

世界の歴史、そして今、私たちは再びそれをやっています。

YOU KNOW, IT'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, RIGHT?

アメリカを再び偉大な国にするのよね？

I SAY MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN-- AGAIN, AGAIN.

I SAY MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN -- AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN.

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW EVERY "AGAIN" YOU ADD IS REALLY JUST

>> スティーブン：あなたが追加したすべての「アゲイン」は本当にただの「アゲイン」であることを知っていますか？

ADMITTING YOU SCREWED SOMETHING UP SO BAD YOU HAD TO FIX IT.

ADMITTING YOU SCREWED SOMETHING UP SO BAD YOU HAD TO FIX IT.

IT'S NOT THAT COMFORTING.

それほど快適ではありません。

IT'S WHY ARBY'S DISCONTINUED THEIR SLOGAN:

アービーズがスローガンを中止した理由です。

>> ARBY'S, WE HAVE THE MEETS, AGAIN.

>> ARBY'S, WE HAVE THE MEETS, AGAIN.

>> Stephen: FOR A WHILE IT WASN'T MEAT, EVIDENTLY.

>> スティーブンしばらくの間、それは肉ではありませんでした、証明されています。

BUT THESE RALLY CROWDS LOVE TRUMP.

BUT THESE RALLY CROWDS LOVE TRUMP.

AND HE HAD AN INTERESTING REACTION TO THAT LOVE.

そして、彼はその愛に興味を持った反応をした。

>> Crowd: WE LOVE YOU!

>> 群衆。WE LOVE YOU!

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY!

俺を泣かせやがって！

DON'T DO THAT.

そんなことするな

I DON'T WANNA CRY.

泣きたくないわ

I DON'T WANNA CRY.

泣きたくないわ

( CHEERING ) MAKE ME CRY, YOU'LL DESTROY MY

( CHEERING ) MAKE ME CRY, YOU'LL DESTROY MY DESTROY.

IMAGE, AND THEN YOU WON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE.

もうこれ以上私を愛してはいけない

THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE.

THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE.

>> Stephen: OKAY, I'M NOT SAYING I BELIEVE EVERYTHING FREUD SAID

ABOUT THE IMPACT OF AN UNLOVING FATHER, BUT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS

喪われていない父親の影響について、しかし、誰かが言うと

"IF I CRY, THEN YOU WON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE," IT SEEMS PRETTY

"If I CRY, THEN YOU WON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE"It SEEMS PRETTY

STRAIGHTFORWARD.

STRAIGHTFORWARD.

( AS TRUMP, STIFLING CRY ) "SEE, PAPA?

( AS TRUMP, STIFLING CRY ) "SEE, DADDY?

NO TEARS!

NO TEARS!

I'M NOT SAD.

私は悲しくない

I'M TOTALLY HAPPY AND CONTENT.

I'M TOTALLY HAPPY AND CONTENT.

AND ANGRY!" THEN TRUMP TOOK AIM AT HIS

"そして怒っている！"トランプは彼に狙いを定めた

NEMESIS: THE EARTH.

NEMESIS: THE EARTH.

>> THE GREEN NEW DEAL IS THE CRAZIEST THING, RIGHT?

>> THE GREEN NEW DEAL IS THE CRAZIEST THING, RIGHT?

NO MORE AIRPLANES.

NO MORE AIRPLANES.

NO MORE DOUBLE CARS.

ダブルカーはもう要らない

>> Stephen: NO MORE DOUBLE CARS!

>> スティーブンダブルカーはもう要らない！

EVERYBODY LOVES DOUBLE CARS!

誰もがダブルカーが好きなんだ！

EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT A DOUBLE CAR IS.

誰もが知っているダブルカーの正体。

YOU GET A POPPY-SEED BUN, CAR, CHEESE, MAYBE CHICKEN CUTLET,

ポピーシードバン、車、チーズ、鶏肉のカツレツを手に入れる。

CAR, BUN.

ＣＡＲ、ＢＵＮ。

OR IS IT ONE CAR BETWEEN TWO CHUCKEN PATTIES -- I DON'T KNOW.

それとも２台のチャックンパティーの間の１台の車なのか...わからない。

TRUMP SAID HE FELT GREAT AFTER GETTING TREATED FOR THE COVID,

TRUMP SAID HE FELT GREAT AFTER GETTING TREATED FOR THE COVID,

AND HE PLAYED WHAT'S FAST BECOMING ONE OF HIS LATEST HITS.

そして、彼は最新のヒット曲の一つになりつつある「FAST」をプレイしていました。

>> I WOKE UP, AND I FELT GOOD.

>> 目が覚めたら、気分が良かった。

I SAID, "GET ME OUT OF HERE."

"ここから出してくれ "と言ったんだ

BOOM, SUPERMAN.

BOOM, SUPERMAN.

>> Crowd: SUPERMAN, SUPERMAN, SUPERMAN.

>> Crowd: SUPERMAN, SUPERMAN, SUPERMAN.

>> Stephen: TRUMP ISN'T SUPERMAN.

>> スティーブントランプはスーパーマンではありません。

FOR PETE'S SAKE, SUPERMAN SPENDS HALF OF HIS TIME AT LEAST

ピートのために、スーパーマンは少なくとも時間の半分を費やしている

PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT JOURNALISM.

ジャーナリズムを気にしているふりをしている。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> "THE DAILY SLAM-IT!"

♪ ♪ ♪ >> "THE DAILY SLAM-IT!"

>> Stephen: TRUMP POINTED OUT HOW MUCH SUN HE'S GETTING AT

>> スティーブン：TRUMPはどのくらいの太陽を浴びているのかを指摘した。

THESE RALLIES.

THESE RALLIES.

>> YOU'RE GONNA SEE ME TOMORROW, I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE A LOBSTER.

>> 明日お前に会う時は ロブスターのような姿になるぞ

YOU'RE GONNA SAY, "LOOK WHAT WE DID TO HIM."

YOU'RE GONNA SAY, "LOOK WHAT WE DID TO HIM."

THEY SAID, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO WEAR A HAT?"

THEY SAID, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO WEAR A HAT?"

I SAID "THERE'S NO WAY I'M WEARING A HAT."

"帽子を被るなんてありえない "って言ったのよ

I GOTTA SHOW THESE-- WE GOTTA SHOW STRENGTH, RIGHT?

I GOTTA SHOW THESE-- WE GOTTA SHOW STRENGTH, RIGHT?

>> Stephen: FIRST OF ALL, "GONNA" LOOK LIKE A LOBSTER?

>> スティーブンまず第一に、ロブスターのように見えるか？

YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SLATHERED YOURSELF WITH DRAWN

YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SLATHERED YOURSELF WITH DRAWN

BUTTER.

バター

AND HATS ARE A SIGN OF WEAKNESS?

AND HATS ARE A SIGN OF WEAKNESS?

HATS ARE KIND OF YOUR THING!

HATS ARE KIND OF YOUR THING!

YOUR CAMPAIGN HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT HATS...

あなたのキャンペーンは常に帽子についてのものだった...

AND, HATS.

そして、帽子。

IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT HATS.

いつも帽子の話をしていた

TRUMP IS HOLDING SO MANY RALLIES BECAUSE HE'S RUNNING OUT OF CASH

トランプは、彼が現金を使い果たしているので、多くの集会を開催しています。

TO ADVERTISE.

TO ADVERTISE.

MEANWHILE, BIDEN'S CAMPAIGN IS FLUSHED WITH MONEY, AND HE'S

一方 バイデンのキャンペーンは 資金にあふれていて 彼は

TARGETING SENIORS BY ADVERTISING HEAVILY ON SHOWS SUCH AS

TARGETING SENIORS BY ADVERTISING HEAVILY ON SHOWS SUCH AS

"JEOPARDY!" AND "WHEEL OF FORTUNE."

"ジョーパルディ！"そして "幸運の輪"

IN FACT, LAST WEEK, BIDEN EVEN SPONSORED ONE OF THE PUZZLES.

実は先週 ビデンはパズルの一つを後援していた

TRUMP MAY BE TRAILING BIDEN IN FUNDRAISING, BUT HE TOLD THE

トランプは募金活動でバイデンを追いかけているかもしれないが、彼は言った。

CROWD HE COULD GET ALL THE MONEY HE NEEDS, IF HE REALLY WANTED

CROWD HE COULD GET ALL THE MONEY HE NEEDS, IF HE REALLY WANTED

TO.

TO.

>> I WOULD BE THE GREATEST FUNDRAISER IN HISTORY.

>> 私は歴史上最も偉大な募金者になりたいと思っています。

DON'T FORGET, I'M NOT BAD AT THAT STUFF, ANYWAY, AND I'M

忘れないで 私はその手のことは苦手じゃないのよ

PRESIDENT.

大統領

( CHEERING ) SO I CALL SOME GUY, THE HEAD OF

( チーイング) だから誰かに電話したんだよ、トップの。

EXXON.

エクソン

I CALL THE HEAD OF EXXON, I DON'T KNOW, "HI, HOW ARE YOU

エクソン社のトップに電話して「やあ、元気だった？

DOING?

DOING?

HOW IS ENERGY COMING?

エネルギーはどうやって来るのか？

WHEN ARE YOU DOING THE EXPLORATION?

WHEN ARE YOU DOING THE EXPLORATION?

OH, YOU NEED A COUPLE OF PERMITS, HUH?

許可証が必要なのか？

OKAY."

分かったわ

BUT I CALLED THE HEAD OF EXXON.

しかし、私はエクソンのトップに電話しました。

I SAID "YOU KNOW, I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO SEND ME $25 MILLION

私は「YOU KNOW, I WOULD FOR YOU SEND ME $25 MILLION」と言いました。

FOR THE CAMPAIGN."

"キャンペーンのために"

"ABSOLUTELY, SIR.

"全くその通りです

WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK?

なぜ聞かなかったの？

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE?" I WOULD RAISE A BILLION DOLLAR

もっと欲しい？"私は10億ドルを調達したい

IN ONE DAY IF I WANTED TO.

１日でいいの？

>> Stephen: IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT TRUMP WAS BRAGGING THAT IT WOULD

BE SO EASY FOR HIM TO EXTORT ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS

違法なキャンペーンの寄付金を持ち出すのは簡単だ

FROM AN OIL COMPANY, BUT HE ALSO FISHER-PRICE PHONE.

石油会社からだが、彼は漁師価格の電話もしている。

( AS TRUMP ) "HELLO, NASA?

( AS TRUMP ) "HELLO, NASA?

HOW IS SPACE?

空間はどうなっているのか？

STILL REAL BIG?

まだリアルビッグ？