AL EXPERTS AFTER LEAVING HIS HOSPITAL ROOM TO

AL EXPERTS AFTER LEAVING HIS HOSPITAL ROOM TO

DRIVE PAST SUPPORTERS.

DRIVE PAST SUPPORTERS.

>> GETTING IN AN SUV TO GO ON A JOY RIDE WHILE YOU ARE INFECTED

>> GETTING IN AN SUV TO GO ON A JOY RIDE WHILE YOU ARE INFECTED

WITH CORONAVIRUS REALLY JUST CAN HURT AND ENDANGER AND CAUSE MORE

コロナウイルスとは本当にただ単に傷つき、危険にさらされ、より多くの問題を引き起こすことができます。

WORK FOR THE PEOPLE AROUND THE PRESIDENT.

大統領の周りの人々のために働く。

>> YOU'RE BATTLING A DEADLY VIRUS THAT HAS KILLED OVER

>> >>あなたは、多くの人を殺した致命的なウイルスと戦っている

200,000 OF YOUR COUNTRYMEN AND CONTINUES TO SPREAD LIKE

20万人のあなたの国の人々と同じように拡散し続けています。

WILDFIRE, BUT YOU NEED A RIDE!

山火事だけど、車が必要なんだ！

INTRODUCING ACHOOBER, THE FIRST RIDE SHARING SERVICE FOR

INTRODUCING ACHOOBER, THE FIRST RIDE SHARING SERVICE FOR

CONTAGIOUS COVID PATIENTS.

CONTAGIOUS COVID PATIENTS.

SIMPLY PLACE A RIDE REQUEST FROM YOUR HOSPITAL BED, AND ACHOOBER

SIMPLY PLACE A RIDE REQUEST FROM YOUR HOSPITAL BED, AND ACHOOBER

WILL BE THERE IN MINUTES.

数分で着くわ

OUR DRIVERS HAVE MADE THEIR PEACE WITH GOD AND ARE WILLING

OUR DRIVERS HAVE MADE THEIR PEACE WITH GOD AND ARE WILLING

TO SACRIFICE THEIR LIVES SO THAT YOU CAN WAVE AT SOME PEOPLE.

自分の人生を犠牲にして、誰かに向かって手を振ることができるように。

AND WITH ACHOOBER POOL, YOU CAN SHARE A RIDE WITH OTHER DISEASE

AND WITH ACHOOBER POOL, YOU CAN SHARE A RIDE WITH OTHER DISEASE

FACTORS LIKE AN EBOLA MONKEY AND A RABID BADGER.

エボラモンキーと狂信的なバジャーのような要素。

AND PASSENGERS WHO FEEL REALLY SICK CAN GET EVEN MORE SPACE

そして、本当に具合が悪いと感じている乗客は、さらに多くのスペースを確保することができます。

WITH THE ALL NEW ACHOOBER XL OPTION.

WITH THE ALL NEW ACHOOBER XL OPTION.

MAKE SURE TO GIVE YOUR DRIVER ONE STAR, FIVE STARS, OR A

MAKE SURE TO GIVE YOUR DRIVER ONE STAR, FIVE STARS, OR A

SEVERE RESPIRATORY ILLNESS.

重度の呼吸器疾患。

IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE THEY'RE ON A RIDE OF THEIR OWN.

長くはかからないだろう自分の車に乗っているうちに

AAAHHH, AAAHHH, AAAHHH -- ACHOOBER!

うわああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

WE'RE ALL ABOUT DRIVING, NOT SURVIVING.

WE'RE ALL ABOUT DRIVING, NOT SURVIVING.

>> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!

>> アナウンサー"レイトショー "とステファン・コルバート！