AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE "LATE LATE SHOW."

AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE "LATE LATE SHOW."

HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR WEDNESDAY.

HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR WEDNESDAY.

WE HAVE A FUN SHOW PLANNED FOR TONIGHT.

WE HAVE A FUN SHOW PLANNED FOR TONIGHT.

LATER WE'LL BE TALKING TO THE LEGENDARY GLORIA STEINEM.

あとで伝説のグロリア・スタインの話をしよう

THEN, SALLY HAWKINS AND CRAIG ROBERTS WILL BE STOPPING BY FOR

その後、サリー・ホーキンズとクレイグ・ロバーツが立ち寄ってくれます。

A CHAT.

A CHAT.

AND FINALLY A MUSIC PERFORMANCE FROM CONAN GRAY, DO YOU KNOW

最後にコナン・グレイの音楽パフォーマンスです ご存知ですか？

WHAT THIS MEANS, IT MEANS THE SHOW, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS,

WHAT THIS MEANS, IT MEANS THE SHOW, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS,

REG, JAM-PACKED.

REG、JAM-PACKED。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: JAM-PACKED, JAM-PACKED SHOW.

>> ジェイムス。JAM-PACKED、JAM-PACKED SHOW。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: OR DO YOU CALL IT JELLY PACKED IN AMERICA.

>> ジェームズそれともアメリカのゼリー詰めって言うの？

DO YOU SAY JELLY PACKED OR JAM-PACKED.

DO YOU SAY JELLY PACKED OR JAM-PACKED.

>> MORE PEOPLE SAY JELLY PACKED.

>> MORE PEOPLE SAY JELLY PACKED.

>> James: WHAT EVEN IS JAM SO AN AMERICAN?

>> James: WHAT EVEN IS JAM SO AN AMERICAN?

>> I THINK JAM IS MORE WITH FRUIT AND JELLY HAS -- GEL AT

>> ジャムはもっと果物とゼリーを持っていると思います -- ジェルで。

NOWS.

ナウズ。

>> James: I-- I RED-- IT WAS AN AWFUL COMMENT, WHO KNEW THIS

>> ジェームズ: 私は...私は...赤...ひどいコメントだった、誰が知っていたのか。

WOULD BE THE THING THAT THE BAND WAS ABSOLUTELY JUMP IN WITH BOTH

WOULD BE THE THING THAT THE BAND WAS ABSOLUTELY JUMP IN WITH BOTH

FEET.

FEET.

IF I ASKED THEM ABOUT THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, YEAH, NO,

私が彼らに副大統領の討論について尋ねたならば、YEAH, NO.

IT WAS ALL RIGHT.

IT WAS ALL RIGHT.

>> JAM AND JELLY, WHOOO.

>> ジャムとゼリー、フーフー。

>> UH-HUH.

>> うふふふふ。

>> James: YOU JUMP IN, DO YOU JUMP IN.

>> ジェイムズ：飛び込んで、飛び込んで。

>> >> Reggie:

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> James: JUMP INITIATED.

>>ジェームスジャンプ開始

OF COURSE THERE ARE STILL CONCERNS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP'S

OF COURSE THERE ARE STILL CONCERNS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP'S

HEALTH SO EARLIER THIS EVENING THE PRESIDENT RELEASED A VIDEO

健康のためにこれより前に大統領がビデオを公開しました。

TO PROVE THAT HE IS DOING WELL.

彼がうまくやっていることを証明するために。

AND HERE HOW IT STARTED OUT.

そして、ここからが始まりです。

>> HI, PERHAPS YOU RECOGNIZE ME, IT IS YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.

>> >> HI, PERHAPUS YOU RECONNIZE ME, IT IS YOUR FORFORITE PRESIDENT.

AND I'M STANDING IN FRONT OF THE OVAL OFFICE AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

そして私はホワイトハウスのオーバルオフィスの前に立っている。

WHICH IS ALWAYS AN EXCITING PLACE TO BE.

いつもワクワクするような場所である。

>> James: GOOD FOR YOU, HE IDENTIFIED HIMSELF.

>> ジェームズよかったわね、彼は自分自身を特定したのよ

I SAW THE VIDEO AND I THOUGHT IT WAS-- IS IT JUST ME OR IS TRUMP

私はビデオを見て、私はそれがあると思った...それは私かトランプです。

LOOKING ESPECIALLY ORANGE?

LOOKING ESPECIALLY ORANGE?

IN THIS VIDEO?

この動画では？

LOOK.

LOOK.

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU-- .

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU-- .

♪ GENUINELY THAT IS WHERE MY-- WHERE MY MIND WENT.

♪ GENUINELY THAT IS WHERE MY -- WHERE MY MIND WENT.

I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT.

見た目が気に入らない

>> OOMPA LOOMPA I'M GOING TO PASS ON COVID TO YOU.

>> >> OOMPA LOOMPA 私はあなたにCOVIDを渡すつもりです。

>> James: AND THEN MIKE PENCE IS LIKE, I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK

>> ジェームスそして、マイク・ペンスは、私はその表情が好きではありません。

OF IT.

OF IT.

♪ ALTHOUGH IT IS NICE TO SEE THE FAKE COLOR, RETURN TO HIS FACE,

♪ALTHOUGH IT IS NICE IS TO SEE THE FAKE COLOR, RETURN TO HIS FACE.

STRONGER THAN EVER.

これまで以上に強い

WHILE RAMBLING ABOUT HOW THE-- ARE IN THE HOSPITAL, THE

どうやって...病院にいるのかとわめく中で、

PRESIDENT WENT ON TO PROMISE EVERY AMERICAN FREE ACCESS TO

大統領は、すべてのアメリカ人の無料アクセスを約束しました。

THOSE SAME DRUGS.

同じ薬だ

HAVE A LOOK.

HAVE A LOOK.

>> I WANT EVERYBODY TO BE GIVEN THE SAME TREATMENT AS YOUR

>> 私はすべての人に あなたと同じような治療を受けさせたいのです

PRESIDENT.

大統領

BECAUSE I FEEL GREAT.

私が素晴らしいと感じているから。

I FEEL LIKE, PERFECT.

私は完璧だと感じています。

>> James: I MEAN LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE COLOR OF

>> ジェームズつまり、色の違いを見てください

HIS HAND.

彼の手。

>> Reggie: OH MY GOD.

>> レジー：OH MY GOD.

>> James: AND THE FACE, LOOK.

>> ジェームズAND THE FACE, LOOK.

I DON'T-- WHO IS DOING THE MAKEUP.

誰がメイクしてるの？

>> I MAYBE THEY ARE EIGHT FEET AWAY WITH A FIRE HOSE.

>> I MAYBE THEY ARE EIGHT FEET AWAY WITH A FIRE HOSE.

>> James: IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS?

>> ジェームズそれはあなたが思っていることなの？

BUT AT NO POINT DOES ANYONE GO SHOULD WE DWO THE HANDS, NO, I

しかし、どの時点でも、誰もが行くべきではありませんが、私は、私たちは、手をドォーする必要があります、いいえ、私。

NEVER USE THEM FOR TALKING.

決して会話には使わないでください。

I NEVER, YOU BARELY SEE THEM, I NEVER, REALLY, I'M NOT A BIG

私は決して、あなたは彼らをほとんど見ない 私は決して、本当に、私は大物ではありません。

HAND GUY.

HAND GUY。

I AM JUST CONSTANTLY-- YOU SEE THE HANDS, WOULDN'T YOU, IT

I AM JUST CONSTANTLY-- YOU SEE THE HANDS, WOULDN'T YOU, IT

MAKES ME WORRY ABOUT MY MAKEUP.

MAKES ME WORRY ABOUT MY MAKEUP.

IS IT-- OH NO, LET'S SEE.

それは...ああ、いや、見てみよう。

YEAH, CAN I SEE IT IN THE MONITOR IT IS NOT AS BAD BUT-- I

モニターで見てもいいかな？それは悪くはないけど...

MEAN I WILL BE HONEST, I REGRET GOING ON THIS NOW BECAUSE I AM

正直に言うと、私は後悔しています。

IN A GLASS HOUSE.

グラスハウスで

WHILE RAMBLING ABOUT HOW THE DRUGS THEY HAD GIVEN HIM IN THE

彼に飲ませた薬のことを話しながら

HOSPITAL, THE PRESIDENT WANT ON TO PROMISE EVERY AMERICAN FREE

病院、大統領は、すべてのアメリカ人の自由を約束するために上に望んでいる

ACCESS TO THOSE SAME DRUGS.

同じ薬を手に入れることができる

TAKE A LOOK.

見てください。

>> I WANT EVERYBODY TO BE GIVEN THE SAME TREATMENT AS YOUR

>> 私はすべての人に あなたと同じような治療を受けさせたいのです

PRESIDENT.

大統領

BECAUSE I FEEL GREAT.

私が素晴らしいと感じているから。

I FEEL LIKE, PERFECT.

私は完璧だと感じています。

I WANT TO GET TO YOU WHAT I GOT.

手に入れたものを君に届けたいんだ

AND I'M GOING TO MAKE IT FREE.

無料にしてやるよ

>> James: GREAT, NOW THAT YOU GIVE THE FULL PRESIDENTIAL

>> ジェームス素晴らしい、今、あなたは完全な大統領を 与えることができます。

EXPERIENCE, DOES THAT MEAN WE DON'T HAVE TO-- EITHER.

経験を積む必要がないということは...どちらでもいいということか

BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

それは素晴らしいことだから。

YOU HEARD HIM, FOLKS.

みんな、聞いただろ？

THE DRUGS ARE GOING TO BE FREE.

薬はタダになりますよ

AND MEXICO IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT.

メキシコはその代償を払うことになる

AND EVEN MORE RAMBLING, TRUMP TRIED TO END THE VIDEO ON AN

そして、さらに多くのRAMBLING、TRUMP TRUMPは、ビデオを終了しようとしました。

OPTIMISTIC NOTE.

OPTIMISTIC NOTE.

YOU TELL ME.

教えてくれ

>> YOU ARE GOING TO GET BETTER FAST JUST LIKE I DID, SO A

>> YOU ARE GOING TO GET BETTER FAST JUST LIKE I DID, SO A

BLESSING IN DISGUISE.

混乱の中での祝福。

GOOD LUCK.

GOOD LUCK.

>> James: AND YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT BECAUSE LET'S BE HONESTK

>> ジェームズ正直に言うと それが必要になります

GOOD LUCK IS PRETTY OF THE ENTIRE TRUMP HEALTH-CARE PLAN.

GOOD LUCK IS PRETTY OF THE ENTIRE TRUMP HEALTH-CARE PLAN.

EVEN THOUGH THE PRESIDENT STILL IS BACK IN THE OVAL OFFICE, MORE

大統領はまだオーバルオフィスに戻っていますが、もっと多くの

LIKE OVAL COUGH-ICE.

LIKE OVAL COUGH-ICE。

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

（歓声と拍手）。

>> James: THAT'S THE ONE, THAT'S THE ONE.

>> ジェームスこれだよ、これだよ。

YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST WITNESSED.

YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST WITNESSED.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST WITNESSED, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST WITNESSED, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU

WITNESSED?

証人？

A TAKE DOWN.

A TAKE DOWN.

WE TOOK HIM DOWN.

私たちは彼を連れて行った

HE CAN'T WIN THE ELECTION NOW, PUT HIM DOWN.

HE CAN'T WIN THE ELECTION NOW, PUT HIM DOWN.

NOT EVERYONE IS READY TO INTERACT WITH DONALD TRUMP

誰もがDONALD TRUMPと対話する準備ができていない

BECAUSE YESTERDAY JOE BIDEN SAID THAT NEXT WEEK'S DEBATE SHOULD

BECAUSE YESTERDAY JOE BIDEN SAID THAT NEXT WEEK'S DEBATE SHOULD

NOT BE HELD IF TRUMP IS STILL INFECTED WITH THE CORONAVIRUS.

トランプがまだコロナウイルスに感染している場合は、開催されません。

DOES THIS EVEN NEED TO BE SAID.

DOES THIS EVEN NEED TO BE SAID.

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS.

それは明白ではありません。

THIS IS LIKE SAYING KEANU REEFS LOVES TURTLE NECKS.

THIS IS LIKE SAYING KEANU REEFS LOVES TURTLE NECKS.

YES, WE KNOW THIS, THIS IS NOT NEW INFORMATION BUT TRUMP

はい、私たちはこれを知っている、これは新しい情報ではありませんが、トランプ

DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY BIDEN WOULD BACK OUT OF THE SECOND

なぜバイデンが2回目に戻ってくるのか 理解していない

BAIT.

BAIT.

WELL, I HAD COVID LAST TIME AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE SO.

前回はコヴィドを持っていたのに あなたはそれに気づかなかったのね

I THOUGHT I WOULD GET MORE.

I THOUGHT I WOULD GET MORE.

THAT WAS MY FAVORITE JOKE.

それは私のお気に入りのジョークだった。

THAT IS A REAL.

それが現実だ

>> YOU WERE FLYING HIGH ON THAT ONE IN REHEARSAL.

>> リハーサルでは高く飛んでいたな

REALLY WERE.

本当にそうだった

>> James: OVER ZOOM, THAT FLEW N PERSON, [BLEEP].

>> ジェームスOVER ZOOM, THAT FLEW N PERSON, [BLEEP].

>> I THINK TOMORROW PEOPLE ARE GOING TO-- IT WILL HIT AND

>> 明日の朝には人々は...

PEOPLE WILL.

PEOPLE WILL.

>> James: MAYBE I STUMBLED.

>> ジェームズMAYBE I STUMBLED.

DID I STUMBLE ON THE.

偶然見つけたんだ

>> KEANU REEVES TURTLE NECKS, WHAT?

>> >> KEANU REEVES TURTLE NECKS, WHAT?

THIS ISN'T NEW INFORMATION, WE KNOW THIS BUT TRUMP DOESN'T

これは新しい情報ではありません、我々は知っていますが、トランプは知りません。

UNDERSTAND WHY BIDEN WOULD-- AHHH.

なぜバイデンは...

>> MAYBE YOU NEED A-- .

>> MAYBE YOU NEED A-- .

>> James: YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT!

>> ジェームズ俺が知らないと思ってるのか！

>> HE JUST SAY-- [BLEEP].

>> 彼はただ言いました...

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

LIKE I WAS SAYING WA, ABOUT KEANU REEVES WEARING TURTLE

私が言ったように、キアヌ・リーブスがタートルを身に着けていることについて、私は和を言っていた。

NECKS, THIS IS NOT NEW INFORMATION.

NECKS、これは新しい情報ではありません。

HE KNOWS IT BUT TRUMP DOESN'T BUT TRUMP DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY

彼はそれを知っているが、トランプはそれを知らないが、トランプはそれを知らない。

BIDEN WOULD BACK OUT OF A SECOND DEBATE.

BIDEN WOULD BACK OUT OF A SECOND DEBATE.

HE WAS LIKE, “WELL I HAD COVID LAST TIME AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN

HE WAS LIKE, “WELL I HAD COVID LAST TIME AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN

NOTICE, SO.” ( LAUGHTER )

"注意してください。"( LAUGHTER )

♪ ♪ ♪ THE LAUGH IS TOO BIG NOW, THAT

♪ ♪ ♪ 笑いはもう限界なんだよ

IS TOO BIG.

大きすぎる

IN THE EDIT, IN THE EDIT THAT IS TOO BIG.

IN THE EDITでは、IN THE EDIT THAT IS TO TO BIG.

I MEAN-- THAT IS TOO MUCH.

つまり...それは多すぎる。

OKAY.

分かった

WHAT ABOUT KEANU REEVES THOUGH, AND THOSE TURTLENECKS, RIGHT?

キアヌ・リーブスはどうなんだ？このタートルネックは？

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: WHAT ABOUT THE TURTLENECKS.

>> ジェームスタートルネックはどうした？

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> James: NO, THAT IS TOO MUCH!

>> ジェームズ：いや、それは多すぎる。

GUYS, THIS IS WHY-- TRUMP DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY BIDEN

みんな、これが理由だ... トランプは理由を理解していない バイデン

WOULD BACK OUT OF A SECOND DEBATE.

二回目の討論会からは撤退します。

IT IS LIKE WELL I HAD COVID LAST TIME AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.

IT IS LIKE WELL I HAD COVID LAST TIME AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.

SO SHALL-- (LAUGHTER)

そうしなければならない...

OF COURSE, THE ONE AND ONLY VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE OF THE 2020

もちろん、2020年の唯一の副大統領の討論会です。

CAMPAIGN WAS HELD TONIGHT IN SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH.

選挙戦は今夜ユタ州ソルトレイクシティで行われました。

OR AS MIKE PENCE CALLS IT, “SIN CITY.”

マイク・ペンスが言うところの "SIN CITY "だ

( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S WHAT THE STAGE LOOKED

( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S WHAT THE STAGE LOOKED

LIKE.

LIKE。

YOU'LL NOTICE THE PLEXIGLASS BARRIERS.

プレキシグラスの障壁に気づくでしょう。

IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S EITHER A DEBATE STAGE, OR THAT PART OF

討論会のステージかその一部のように見えます

THE BANK WHERE YOU GO TO TALK ABOUT REFINANCING.

THE BANK WHERE YOU GO TO TALK ABOUT REFINANCING.

( LAUGHTER ) THE KAMALA HARRIS TEAM INSISTED

(笑) カマラ・ハリスチームの主張は

ON HAVING A PLEXIGLASS BARRIER FOR EACH CANDIDATE.

各候補者のためのプレキシグラスバリアを持つことで。

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CALLING THAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CALLING THAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CALLING THAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CALLING THAT?

A “PENCE FENCE.” >> Reggie: YES!

"フェンスフェンス "へレジー：YES！ >> レジー：YES！ >> レジー：YES！ >> レジー：YES

AND FINALLY, EARLY THIS MORNING A CNN JOURNALIST REPORTING FROM

そして最後に、今朝早くCNNのジャーナリストがレポートしています

THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN WAS DISTRACTED FROM HIS BROADCAST BY

ホワイトハウスの法廷は、そのブロードキャストから切り離されました。

HAVING TO FEND OFF WILD RACCOONS.

HAVING TO FEND OFF WILD RACCOONS.

HAVE A LOOK.

HAVE A LOOK.

>> AAHHH!

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

-- .

-- .

>> James: I HONESTLY THINK THAT THE WHITE HOUSE HAS GONE

>> ジェームス正直に言うと、ホワイトハウスは なくなったと思っています

TOO FAR WITH NAIR ATTACKS ON THE PRESS.

TOO FAR WITH NAIR ATTACKS ON THE PRESS.

I DO.

私がやる

THE WILD RACCOONS CAME RIGHT UP TO THE

THE WILD RACCOONS CAME RIGHT UP TO THE

THE WILD RACCOONS CAME RIGHT UP TO THE REPORTER DURING THE

THE WILD RACCOONS CAME RIGHT UP TO THE REPORTER DURING THE

BROADCAST.

ブロードキャスト

SO, CLEARLY, THE RACCOONS ON THE WHITE HOUSE GROUNDS AREN'T

SO, CLEARLY, THE RACCOONS ON THE WHITE HOUSE GROUNDS AREN'T

AFRAID OF HUMANS.

人間を恐れる。

BUT TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE RACCOON, HE CLEARLY HAS TO GO

しかし、この一匹のアライグマを見てください、明らかに彼は行かなければならない。

NEAR THE OVAL OFFICE.

NEAR THE OVAL OFFICE.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: THERE IS NO WAY

(笑) >> Reggie: THERE IS NO WAY.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: THERE IS NO WAY

(笑) >> Reggie: THERE IS NO WAY.

THAT THAT IS REAL.

それが現実だ

(LAUGHTER) (LAUGHTER)

（笑）

(LAUGHTER) SEE IT AGAIN.

（笑）また見てください。

>> Reggie: THERE IS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT IT.

>> レジー：何か変だな。

>> James: THERE IS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT IT.

>> ジェームス何か変な感じがする。

>> Reggie: LOOK AT IT.

>> レジー：LOOK AT IT.

>> James: THAT GRAPHIC, THAT GRAPHIC HAS BEEN-- ALL DY, ALL

>> ジェームスその絵は、その絵は...すべてDY、すべて。

DAY WE'VE REHEARSED THE MONO AND BOTH TIMES WE HAVE DONE IT, THE

DAY WE'VE REHEARSED THE MONO AND BOTH TIMES WE HAVE DONE IT, THE

TBRASK IS NOT QUITE READY YET.

TBRASK IS NOT QUITE READY YET.

AND HOW DID IT TAKE THAT LONG.

AND HOW DID IT TAKE THAT LONG.

(LAUGHTER) THERE IS NO WAY THAT CAN BE--

(笑)そんなことはあり得ない...

THERE IS NO WAY, NO WAY.

道がない、道がない。

WELL, THERE IT IS.

そうだな

THE END OF THE MONO.

THE END OF THE MONO。