NOWHERE ELSE ON PLANET EARTH THAT I WOULD RATHER BE.

NOWHERE ELSE ON PLANET EARTH THAT I WOULD RATHER BE.

AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW I'M CURRENTLY ISOLATING AFTER BEING

AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW I'M CURRENTLY ISOLATING AFTER BEING

CONTACT TRACED, AND NO, THAT SRNT A SENTENCE FROM A MOVIE

CONTACT TRACED, AND NO, THAT SRNT A SENTENCE FROM A MOVIE

THE MOVIE BLADE RUNNER T SAY SENTENCE FROM MY ACTUAL LIFE.

THE MOVIE BLADE RUNNER T SAY SENTENCE FROM MY ACTUAL LIFE.

THIS FEELS WEIRD, DOESN'T T REG.

変な感じがしますが、規制されていません。

>> Reggie: YES.

>> レジー：はい。

>> James: HOW ARE YOU FEELING WITH IT?

>> ジェームズどんな感じですか？

>> Reggie: IT FELT LIKE WE WERE ON SUCH A ROLL LAST WEEK.

>> >> Reggie: EN FELT LIKE WEERE ON SUCH A ROLL LAST WEEK.

I WAS LIKE SO DOWN.

落ち込んでた

AND LIKE YEAH, WE DID IT.

AND LIKE YEAH, WE DID IT.

AND THEN IT TURNED INTO FLAT LAND.

AND THEN IT TURNED INTO FLAT LAND.

>> James: STAY TUNED, GUYS, WE HAVE GOT A REALLY GREAT SHOW FOR

>> ジェームス皆さん、このままお聴きください 本当に素晴らしいショーをお届けします

YOU.

君だ

BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, I CAN TELL YOU I'M ABSOLUTELY FIND.

でも、真面目な話、私は絶対に見つけると言ってもいいわ。

I TESTED NEGATIVE FOR COVID-19, BUT OUT OF AN ABUNDANCE OF

私はCOVID-19のために陰性をテストしましたが、しかし、豊富な量のうちに

CAUTION I'M HOSTING AWAY FROM THE STUDIO AT THIS MOMENT IN

CAUTION I'M HOSTING AWAY FROM THE STUDIO AT THIS MOMENT IN

TIME AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, I AM FINDING IT HARD BEING HERE ALL

時間と君に伝えたいことがあるんだが、ここにいるのは大変だと思うんだ

ALONE.

ALONE.

IT TURNS OUT I REALLY DO THRIVE OFF THE FAKE LAUGHTER OF PEOPLE

IT TURNS OUT I REALLY DO THRIVE OFF THE FAKE LAUGHTER OF PEOPLE

ON MY PAYROLL.

私の給料表に

(LAUGHTER) LIKE THAT, YOU SEE?

(LAUGHTER) LIKE THAT, YOU SEE?

JUST HEARING THAT GAVE ME A REAL LIFT.

それを聞いただけで、私はリアルな気分になりました。

IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.

楽しくなかったわ

NO ONE AT HOME LAUGHS THAT MUCH.

家では誰もそんなに笑わない。

BUT YOU DID, AND THAT IS WHAT COUNTS.

でも、あなたがしたことで、それが何よりも大切なことなのです。

TOM IS HERE, TOM IS ONE OF OUR WRITERS, HOW ARE YOU DOING, TOM.

トムはここにいるし、トムは私たちのライターの一人よ、元気？

>> I'M DOING GREAT, JAMES.

>> 俺はうまくやってるよ、ジェームス。

I'M READY TO LAUGH.

笑う準備はできている。

I LOVE THIS RELATIONSHIP THAT WE HAVE, WHERE WE LAUGH T IS A

I LOVE THIS RELATIONSHIP THAT WE HAVE, WHERE WE LAUGH T IS A

BEAUTIFUL SIM BIOTIC RELATIONSHIP,

BEAUTIFUL SIM BIOTIC RELATIONSHIP。

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)。

>> James: I SHOULD TELL YOU, WE ARE IN THE FINAL STREMP OF

>> ジェームズ私たちは最終的には、このような状況の中で

THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, IT MEAN IT IS TIME TO PANDER FOR

意味が分かるでしょうが、それはつまり、待ち望んでいる人に迎合する時間だということです。

VOTES, PRESIDENT TRUMP KICKED THINGS OFF BY PANDERING TO THE

投票、トランプ大統領は、物事を放り出した。

PEOPLE OF PHILADELPHIA IN THE SWING STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA BY

PEOPLE OF PHILADELPHIA IN THE SWING STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA BY

TWEETING OUT A PHOTO OF HIMSELF AND A PHILLIE CHEESESTEAK

自分とフィリーの写真をツイッターで公開

SANDWICH.

サンドウィッチ。

LOOK AT THAT.

見ろよ

I GOT TO SAY, I WAS UNDECIDED.

言いたいことがあるんだけど、決めかねてたんだ。

BUT NOW I'VE SEEN THAT PHOTO, HE'S GOT MY VOTE.

でも今、私はその写真を見た、彼は私の票を持っている。

I KNOW HE'S DENIES CLIMATE CHANGE BUT I'M GOING TO WAIT AND

彼が気候変動を否定しているのは知っていますが、私は待つことにします。

SEE WHERE HE STANDS ON CHEESESTEAK.

チーズケーキの立場を確認してください。

BY THE WAY, LOOK AT THAT, WHO STAGED THIS PHOTO.

ところで、見てください、誰がこの写真を撮影したのですか？

LOOK AT TRUMP'S POSTURE.

トランプの姿勢を見てください。

IT'S LIKE THE PHOTOGRAPHER SAID OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I WANT YOU TO

IT'S LIKE THE PHOTOGRAPHER SAID OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I WANT YOU TO

THE SCOOT TO THE VERY FRONT OF YOUR CHAIR AT A WEIRD ANGLE.

変な角度で椅子の真ん前まで歩く。

NOW LEAN REALLY FAR FORWARD BUT I WANT TO YOU LIKE HUNCH YOUR

NOW LEAN REALLY FAR FORWARD BUT I WANT TO YOU LIKE HUNCH YOUR

SHOULDERS, THAT IS GREAT.

SHOULDERS、それは素晴らしい。

NOW PULL YOUR LEFT ARM BACK, MAKE A LOOPED FIST WITH YOUR

左腕を後ろに引いて、あなたのループ状の拳を作ります。

RIGHT HAND, PERFECT.

RIGHT HAND, PERFECT.

AND KNOW JUST SMILE LIKE YOU ARE SECRETLY IN A LOT OF PAIN.

あなたが密かに苦しんでいるように、ただ微笑むことを知っています。

YOU'VE GOT IT.

あなたはそれを持っています。

>> Reggie: PERFECT.

>> レジー：PERFECT。

>> James: IS IT ME OR DOES TRUMP ONLY LOOK GENUINELY HAPPY

>> ジェームズTRUMPはとても幸せそうにしか見えないのは私だけでしょうか？

WHEN HE'S POSING WITH FOOD?

彼が食べ物を持っている時？

HERE HE IS AGAIN WITH A CHEESESTEAK.

ここにまたチーズケーキを持ってきました。

AND LOOK AT THAT, HERE HE IS WITH A-- AND THIS IS HIM WITH A

そしてこれを見てください 彼はAと一緒にいます - そしてこれはAと一緒にいる彼です

BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN.

フライドチキンのバケット。

IT IS THE EXACT SAME FACE EVERY TIME.

いつも同じ顔をしている。

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> レジー：WOW.

>> James: HE'S HAPPIEST WHEN HE IS PHOTOGRAPHED WITH FOOD,

>> ジェームズHe's HAPPIEST WHEN ESPI'S HAPPIEST WHEED WITH FOOD PHOTOGRAPHED WITH FOOD.

AND HERE HE IS WITH HIS SON ERIC.

息子のエリックと一緒にいます

(LAUGHTER) TRUMP WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE

（笑） TRUMPは一人ではありませんでした

PANDERING.

パンダリング

LAST NIGHT JOE BIDEN WAS IN FLORIDA TO HONOR HISPANIC

最後の夜 ジョー・バイデンはイスパニックを称えるために フロリダにいました

HERITAGE MONTH WHERE HE WAS INTRODUCED BY LEWIS FONSI,

遺産の月に彼が紹介されたのは レウイス・フォンシでした

SINGER OF DESPACITO AND AFTER BIDEN HIT THE STAGE, WELL, HE

デスパシトのシンガーで、ビデンがステージに上がった後、まあ、彼は

DID THIS.

これをやったんだ

>> I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY.

>> 私はただ一言だけ言いたいことがある。

HANG ON.

HANG ON.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

>> James: I KNOW, I KNOW.

>> ジェームス知っています、知っています。

IT'S A LITTLE DESPERATE-CITO.

ちょっとしたデスペラートシトです。

ALTHOUGH CAN I SAY THIS FOR A SECOND, AND I MEAN THIS, I NEVER

ちょっとだけ言わせてもらうけど、私は決して

GOT TIRED OF DESPACITO T WAS EVERYWHERE FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR T

デスパシトに飽きたんだ １年中どこにでもいたからな

STARTED GETTING A BAD WRAP, I HEAR IT AGAIN JUST NOW AND I'M

悪口を言われるようになって、今また聞こえてきて...

LIKE NO, IT IS A GREAT TOON, STILL SLAPS.

LIKE NO, IT IS A GREAT TOON, STILL SLAPS.

REGGIE, NAME A BETTER SONG THAN DESPACITO.

レジー デスパシトより良い歌を挙げてくれ

>> Reggie: STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN.

>> レジー：STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN.

>> James: WRONG.

>> ジェームズ間違ってる

TOM, NAME A BETTER SONG THAN DESPACITO.

トム デスパシトより良い歌を挙げてくれ

>> YOU KNOW THERE IS SOME STUFF OFF THE LION KING SOUNDTRACK

>> YOU KNOW THERE IS SOME STUFF OFF THE LION KING SOUNDTRACK

THAT CAN HANG BUT-- .

それはハングすることができますが...

>> James: WRONG.

>> ジェームズ間違ってる

LAURA, NAME A BETTER SONG THAN DESPACITO.

ラウラ、デスパシトよりも良い歌を挙げてくれ。

>> ANYTHING BY-- .

>> 何でもいいから...

>> GOOD PLAY.

>> GOOD PLAY.

>> James: THAT IS A LOW BLOW.

>> ジェームズそれはローブローです。

BECAUSE NOW I FEEL LIKE A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE.

BECAUSE NOW I FEEL LIKE A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE.

I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE DEBATE.

討論会を失いたくない

OF COURSE LAST NIGHT TRUMP'S PARTICIPATED IN A TOWNHALL AD

OF COURSE LAST NIGHT TRUMP'S PARTICIPATED IN A TOWNHALL AD

WHILE IT DID NOT GO SO WELL.

うまくいかなかったけど

HIRE HE IS BEING ASKED WHY HE DOWNPLAYED THE PANDEMIC.

HIRE HE IS BEING ASKED WHY HE DOWNPLAYED THE PANDEMIC.

>> MY QUESTION IS IF YOU BELIEVED IT IS THE PRESIDENT'S

>> MY QUESTION IS IF YOU BELIEVED IT IS THE PRESIDENT'S

RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT AMERICA, WHY WOULD YOU DOWNPLAY

アメリカを保護する責任、なぜあなたがダウンプレイするのですか？

A PANDEMIC THRA IS KNOWN TO DISPROPORTIONATELY HARM LOW

汎発性のあるスラーは、低位の人に害を与えることで知られています。

INCOME FAMILIES AND MINORITY COMMUNITIES.

所得のある家族と少数民族のコミュニティ。

>> YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T DOWNPLAY T I ACTUALLY IN MANY WAYS I

>> YEAH, WELL, I didn't DOWNPLAY T I ACTUALLY IN MANY WAYS I WAYS.

UP-PLAYED IT IN TERMS OF ACTION.

アクションの観点からアッププレイしました。

>> James: NOBODY SAYS UP-PLAY.

>> ジェームズ誰もアッププレイとは言わない。

IT IS NEVER A GREAT SIGN WHEN YOUR EXPLANATION OF HOW YOU

IT IS NEVER A GREAT SIGN WHEN YOUR EXPLANATION OF HOW YOU

HANDLED A PANDEMIC REQUIRES YOU TO USE WORD NAS DON'T EXIST.

パンドミックは、ワードNAS DON'T EXISTENCEを使用する必要があります。

BUT ONE WOMAN STOLE THE SHOW AFTER THE PRESIDENT TRIED TO

BUT ONE WOMAN STOLE THE SHOW AFTER THE PRESIDENT TRIED TO

INTERRUPT HER PART WAY THROUGH HER QUESTION.

INTERRUPT HER PART WAY THROUGH HER QUESTION.

SHE DID THIS, HAVE A LOOK.

彼女がやったんだ 見てみろよ

>> SHOULD PREEXISTING CONDITIONS, WHICH OBAMACARE

>> SHOULD PREEXISTING CONDITIONS, WHICH OBAMACARE

BROUGHT INTO-- BROUGHT TO FREUICIAN, BE REMOVED.

BROUGHT INTO -- BROUGHT TO FREUICIAN, BE REMOVED.

>> NO.

>> ω・)ﾉ。

>> WITHOUT -- PLEASE STOP AND LET ME FINISH MY QUESTION, SIR.

>> WITHOUT -- PLEASE STOP AND LET ME FINISH MY QUESTION, SIR.

>> James: THIS WOMAN SHOULD BE MODERATED EVERY DEBATE.

>> ジェームズこの女性は討論のたびにモデレートされるべきだ。

WHERE WAS THIS WOMAN WHEN BIDEN INSISTED ON PLAYING DESPACITO?

バイデンがデスパシトを演奏すると言った時 この女性はどこにいたの？

I DON'T BLAME HER, I REALLY CAN'T.

彼女を責める気はない 本当にできない

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

TRUMP WOULDN'T EVEN LET HER FINISH HER STATEMENT.

TRUMP WOULDN'T EVEN LET HER FINISH HER STATEMENT.

DON'T YOU THINK THAT WAS RUDE, TOM?

失礼だと思わないか トム？

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

HE DIDN'T EVEN LET-- .

彼は一度もしなかった...

>> James: MY THOUGHT EXACTLY.

>> ジェームズ私の考えは、まさにその通りです。

NOW I WAS JUST SAYING THE OTHER DAY-- SOMENT SOME PEOPLE DON'T

先日も言いましたが...人によってはそうでない人もいます

HAVE MANNERS, THAT IS THE THING.

操舵士を持っている、それはそのことです。

WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, APPARENTLY THERE IS A HOT

このことをお伝えしたかったのですが、 驚くべきことに、熱いものがあります。

NEW HALLOWEEN TREND COMING YOUR WAY THIS YEAR AND THAT IS KAREN

今年のハロウィンの新トレンド、それが「カレン」です。

MASKS.

MASKS.

NOW TOM FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW DE FINE THE TERM KAREN FOR

NOW TOM FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW DE FINE THE TERM KAREN FOR

PEOPLE AT HOME.

PEOPLE AT HOME.

>> TRYING TO THINK OF A WAY TO REEXPLAIN T YOU KNOWN WHEN YOU

>> TRYING TO THINK OF A WAY TO REEXPLAIN T YOU KNOWN WHEN YOU

TAKE YOUR GIRL TO CHILIS ON A FRIDAY AN A WOMAN WITH A SHORT

TAKE YOUR GIRL TO CHILIS ON A FRIDAY AN A WOMAN WITH A SHORT

BLOBD HAIRCUT SCREAMING ABOUT THE MANAGER ABOUT HER

彼女のことで管理人を罵倒している BLOBD HAIRCUT

SOUTHWESTERN EGG ROLL THRARKS SAY KAREN.

SOUTHWESTERN EGG ROLL THRARKS SAY KAREN。

>> THAT SAY KAREN.

>> THAT SAY KAREN.

AND THIS IS A NEW TREND FOR HLLOWEEN, AND HERE IS WHAT THE

そして、これはHLLOWEENの新しいトレンドであり、ここには何があるのか。

NEW KAREN MASK LOOKS LIKE.

NEW KAREN MASK LOOKS LIKE.

WELL LET'S BE HONEST.

WELL LET'S BE HONEST.

NO SELF-RESPECTING KAREN WOULD EVER WEAR A MASK, NOT EVEN FOR

自尊心のあるカレンが仮面を被ることはありません

HALLOWEEN.

HALLOWEEN。

BUT THIS KAREN COSTUME SAY LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN TYPICAL

BUT THIS KAREN COSTUME SAY LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN TYPICAL

HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.

HALLOWEENのコスチューム。

WHEN URINING THE BELL AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE INSTEAD OF

誰かの家で、代わりにベルを鳴らすときに

SAYING TRICK OR TREAT YOU JUST SAY DO YOU LIVE HERE?

SAYING TRICK OR TREAT YOU JUST SAY DO YOU LIVE HERE?

WELL, WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU.

君を見たことがないんだが

PROVE IT.

証明してくれ

WELL PROVE THAT YOU LIVE HERE.

WELL PROVE THAT YOU LIVE HERE.

OH, ARE YOU GOING TO FILM ME.

OH, ARE YOU GOING TO FILM ME.

ARE YOU GOING TO TRY AND FILM ME, BITCH.

俺を撮ってくれるのか？