WHAT A SURREAL WEEKEND.

なんて素晴らしい週末なんだ

THERE IS A LOT TO UNPACK HERE.

ここには荷解きするものがたくさんあります。

OF COURSE THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY BOTH TESTED POSITIVE

OF COURSE THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY BOTH TESTED POSITIVE

FOR COVID-19, THEN ALL WEEKEND LONG PEOPLE WERE CONFUSED ABOUT

FOR COVID-19, THEN ALL WEEKEND LONG PEOPLE WERE CONFUSED ABOUT

WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH DONALD TRUMP.

ドナルド・トランプは何をしていたのか？

SO IN THAT SENSE YES, IT WAS LIKE A NORMAL WEEKEND.

そういう意味ではそうですね、普通の週末のようでした。

BUT I MEAN REG I'M KEEN TO GET YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS WEEKEND.

でも、今週末の感想を聞きたいんだ。

AND THERE HE IS, SPEAKING FOR THE NATION.

そして、彼はそこにいて、国のために話しています。

I ACTUALLY COULDN'T SUM IT UP BETTER MYSELF THAN THAT.

私は実際にそれよりも良い要約ができなかった。

I REALLY COULDN'T.

I REALLY COULDN'T.

AT ONE POINT OVER THE WEEKEND IT CAME OUT THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP

週末のある時点で、トランプ大統領のことが明るみに出ました。

HAD BEEN PUT ON OXYGEN WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY CONCERNING.

HAD BEEN PUT ON OXYGEN WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY CONCERNING.

HERE IS ONE OF HIS DOCTORS TRYING TO EXPLAIN WHY THEY

ここに彼の医師の一人がいて、自分がなぜそうなったのかを説明しようとしています。

DIDN'T MENTION THAT IMPORTANT FACT EARLIER.

さっき重要なことを言ってなかったな

>> I WAS TRYING TO REFLECT THE UPBEAT ATTITUDE THAT THE TEAM,

>> 私は、チームが持つ陽気な態度を反映させようとしていた。

THE PRESIDENT, HIS COURSE OF ILLNESS HAS HAD.

大統領、彼の不調のコースがありました。

I DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ANY INFORMATION THAT MIGHT STEER THE

舵取りをするような情報は与えたくなかった

COURSE OF ILLNESS IN ANOTHER DIRECTION.

別の方向から見た 狂気のコース。

>> James: I DON'T UNDERSTAND, IS THE DOCTOR WORRIED THAT

>> ジェームス私は理解していません、医師はそのことを心配しています。

CORONAVIRUS IS LISTENING TO THIS BRIEFING?

コロナウイルスはこの説明を聞いているのか？

NOBODY SHOULD TRUST THAT MAN AS A PHYSICIAN.

誰も物理学者としてその男を信用すべきではありません。

I TELL YOU WHAT, HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY CRUSH AS SOMEONE-- ON

彼は絶対に誰かのように 打ちのめされそうだった...

RIVERDALEK WOULDN'T HE?

RIVERDALEK WOULDN'T HE?

NOW HERE'S MY QUESTION ABOUT THIS PHYSICIAN.

NOW HERE'S MY QUESTION ABOUT THIS PHYSICIAN.

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME LIVING IN THE UNITED STATES WHERE THERE

アメリカに住むのは初めてです。

HAS BEEN AN UNWELL PRESIDENT.

"不幸な大統領になってしまった

IAN, DOES HE WEAR THAT JACKET ALL THE TIME OR DOES HE ONLY PUT

IAN, DOES HE WEAR THAT JACKET ALL THE TIME OR DOES HE ONLY PUT

IT ON WHEN THE PRESIDENT IS UNWELL.

大統領が健康でないときにそれをオンにします。

>> I HAVE NO IDEA.

>>IAVE NO IDEA.

THAT, IT'S GIGANTIC.

それは、それは巨大だ。

THAT PATCH IS HUGE.

そのパッチは大きいです。

IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOTLEG HE BOUGHT ON AN INSTAGRAM AD.

インスタグラムの広告で買ったブーツみたいだな

>> James: LIKE DOES HE SEW IT HIMSELF, IS IT HANGING IN A

>> ジェームス自分で縫っているように、自分で縫っているように、自分で縫っているように、自分で縫っているように、自分で縫っているように。

PLACE.

PLACE.

HE IS BEING AIR LIFTED AND NOW-- GET MY JACKET!

彼は空輸されて今は...私のジャケットを手に入れて！

GET MY JACK ELEVATOR!

私のジャックエレベータを手に入れろ！

MEANWHILE OVER THE WEEKEND THE WHITE HOUSE TRIED TO KEEP

MEANWHILE OVER THE WEEKEND THE WHITE HOUSE TRIED TO KEEP

EVERYBODY CALM BY RELEASING PHOTOS OF THE PRESIDENT IN THE

大統領の写真を公開することで、すべての人が落ち着いています。

HOSPITAL AS PROOF THAT HE WAS HEALTHY AND HARD AT WORK.

健康でハードな仕事をしていた証拠としての病院。

BUT HERE'S THE THING, A LOT OF PEOPLE ON TWITTER NOTICED THAT

しかし、ここからが本題ですが、ツイッターの多くの人がこのことに気づいています。

THE PIECE OF PAPER THAT HE IS SIGNING ACTUALLY APPEARS TO BE

THE PIECE OF PAPER THAT HE IS SIGNING ACTUALLY APPEARS TO BE

BLANK.

空白

NOW PEOPLE WERE MOCKING THIS ON LINE WHICH MADE TRUMP FORIOUS AT

今、人々はこれをLINEでモックしていて、それが原因でTRUMPはフォリアスになってしまった。

HIS STAFF.

HIS STAFF.

HE WAS LIKE YOU GUYS TOLD ME THESE WERE MILITARY CONTRACTS

HE WAS LIKE YOU GUYS TOLD ME THESE WERE MILITARY CONTRACTS

WRITTEN IN INVISIBLE INC THEN YESTERDAY AFTERNOON TRUMP

WRITTEN IN INVISIBLE INC THEN YESTERDAY AFTERNOON TRUMP

DID SOMETHING ODD.

何か変なことをした

I KNOW, SURPRISE.

知っている、SURPRISE。

HE DECIDED TO GO FOR A DRIVE AROUND THE HOSPITAL SO THAT HE

病院の周りをドライブすることにしたんだ

COULDWAVE AT HIS SUPPORTERS.

COULDWAVE AT HIS SUPPORTERS.

HERE HE IS HERE.

彼はここにいる

>> MR. PRESIDENT.

>> MR.大統領

>> WE LOVE YOU.

>> WE LOVE YOU.

>> James: OH MY GOSH, I LOVE YOU.

>> ジェームズOH MY GOSH, I LOVE YOU.

I HOPE YOU ALSO LOVE GETTING COVID.

I HOPE YOU ALSO LOVE GETTING COVID.

SECRET SERVICE AGENTS AIMLESSLY DROVE TRUMP AROUND THE BLOCK AND

秘密のサービスエージェントは、意図的にトランプをブロックの周りに追いやった。

I GET IT, I DO.

I GET IT, I DO.

I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS.

私はこれについて考えました。

AND I UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

ここで何が起こっているのか理解しています。

BECAUSE WHEN MY SON WAS A BABY, SOMETIMES WHEN HE COULDN'T SLEEP

BECAUSE WHEN MY SON WAS A BABY, SOMETIMES WHEN HE COULDN'T SLEEP

WE WOULD PUT HIM IN THE CAR AND I WOULD DRIVE AROUND THE BLOCK,

彼を車に乗せて、私は車でブロックの周りを回る。

TO MAKE HIM GO OFF TO SLEEP.

彼を眠らせるために

AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

それがここで起こっていることだと思います。

MR. PRESIDENT, YOU HAVE TO REST, HE'S LIKE I CAN'T T LOOKS WEAK,

MR.大統領、あなたは休まなければなりません、彼は私が弱っていることができないように見えます。

HE IS LIKE OH THERE SAY RALLY OUTSIDE, THAT WILL DROP HIM OFF.

彼は外に出ているようなもので、それは彼を落としてしまうだろう。

YOU KEEP WAVING.

手を振って

>> WELL THE STUNT DIDN'T GO OTHER THAN WELL, SOME PEOPLE

>> >> WELL THE STUNT DIDDIDN'T GO THAN THAN WELL以外にも、一部の人は行っていません。

VOICING CONCERNS WITH THE DRIVER AND SECRET SERVICE AGENTS IN

VOICING CONCERNS WITH THE DRIVER AND SECRET SERVICE AGENTS IN

THAT VEHICLE.

あの車

ONE PHYSICIAN TWEETED THE RISK OF COVID-19 AM INSIDE IS AS HIGH

ある物理学者がツイッターで COVID-19の危険性をつぶやいています

AS IT GETS OUTSIDE OF MEDICAL PROCEDURES.

医療処置の外に出るように。

THE IRRESPONSIBILITY IS A STOWDGEDDING, EVEN WORSE AT THE

責任の所在は、さらに悪化した場合には、さらに悪化した場合には、さらに悪化した場合には、さらに悪化した場合には、さらに悪化した場合には、さらに悪化した場合には

END OF THE RIDE TRUMP ONLY GAVE HIS DRIVER THREE STARS AND THEN

END OF THE RIDE TRUMP ONLY GAVE HIS DRIVER THREE STARS AND THEN

HE GIVE A THREE STAR RATING.

彼は3つ星の評価をしています。

HE WAS LIKE I CAN'T DRIVE A LUXE ANY MORE.

彼は、私がこれ以上リュクスを運転することができないように見えた。

BUT TRUMP IS NOT THE ONLY ONE DEALING WITH THE VIRUS.

しかし、トランプはウイルスに対処している唯一の人ではありません。

ALL TOLD MORE THAN A DOZEN ADMINISTRATION OFFICIALS AND

ALL TOLD MORE THAN A DOZEN ADMINISTRATION OFFICIALS AND

REPUBLICAN LEADERS WERE DIAGNOSED WITH THE VIRUS OVER

REPUBLICAN LEADERS WERE DIAGNOSED WITH THE VIRUS OVER

THE PAST FEW DAYS.

THE PAST FEW DAYS.

HERE THEY ARE HERE.

HERE THEY ARE HERE.

24R5 LIST READS LUKE A WHO'S WHO OF PEOPLE YOU DESPERATELY WANT

24R5のリストは、あなたが切望している人々の誰もがルーキーを読んでいます。

TO AVOID AT A COCKTAIL PARTY.

ロックテイルパーティーで避けるべきこと。

MORE THAN A DOZEN PROMINENT REPUBLICANS TESTED APPROXIMATES

数十人以上の民主党員が同等品をテストした

TIFF FOR THE CORONAVIRUS OVER THE WEEKEND.

TIFF FOR THE CORONAVIRUS OVER THE WEEKEND.

THE CRAZIEST PART ABOUT ALL OF THIS IS THEY ALL GOT IT BY GOING

この中で一番クレイジーなのは、みんながみんな行くことで手に入れたことだ。

TO A PARTY AT LOGAN PAUL TOWN.

ローガンポール・タウンのパーティーへ

THIS MORNING IT WAS ALSO ANNOUNCED THAT TRUMP'S PRESS

今朝、それはまた、トランプ大統領のプレスが発表されました。

SECRETARY KAYLEIGH McNAIN-- NK ENANY ALSO TESTED APPROXIMATES

ケイリー・マクナイン長官 -- NKエナニーも同様に近似品をテストした

TIFF FOR COVID-19 OR AS SHE REPORTED TO THE PRESS, TESTED

TIFF FOR COVID-19 OR AS SHE REPORTED TO THE PRESS, TESTED

NEGATIVE.

ネガティブ。

TRUMP IMMEDIATELY OFFERED HER ADVICE ON HOW TO FIGHT THE

TRUMP IMMEDIATELY OFFERED HER ADVICE ON HOW TO FIGHT THE

VIRUS.

バイラス

HE WAS LIKE HAVE YOUR DRIVER JUST TAKE YOU AROUND THE BLOCK

HE WAS LIKE HAVE YOUR DRIVER JUST TAKE YOU AROUND THE BLOCK

IN A MINI PARADE.

ミニパレードで

EVEN AFTER TRUMP HAD BEEN DIAGNOSED McENANY CONTINUED TO

EVEN AFTER TRUMP HAD BEEN DIAGNOSED McENANY CONTINUED TO

SPEAK TO REPORTERS WITHOUT WEARING A MASK WHICH MAKES SENSE

SPEAK TO REPORTERS WITHOUT WEARING A MASK WHICH MAKES SENSE

SINCE GOING VIRAL WHILE ATTACKING THE PRESS IS KIND OF

SINCE GOING VIRAL WHILE ATTACKING THE PRESS IS KIND OF

HER THING OF I LIKE SAYING HER NAME, McENANY, McENANY

HER THING OF I LIKE SAYING HER NAME, McENANY, McENANY

McINANY T IS PERFECT, HEY McENANY.

McINANY T IS PERFECT, HEY McENANY.

♪ WATCH ME, Mc, WATCH ME NEY NEY.

ウォッチ・ミー・マック ウォッチ・ミー・ニーニー

>> AND THAT'S IT.

>> それでいい。

THAT IS ALL THAT HAPPENED TODAY, I'M KIDDING THERE IS SO MUCH

今日の出来事はこれだけです。

MORE.

MORE.

I JUST, I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE TAKE A SLIGHT

I JUST, I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE TAKE A SLIGHT

INTERMISSION, ISN'T IT?

INTERMISSION, ISN'T IT?

TRUMP THEN ANNOUNCED THAT HE WOULD BE LEAVING THE HOSPITAL.

トランプは発表した 彼は病院を出ていくだろうと

THE ONLY WAY THAT TRUMP ANNOUNCES ANYTHING ON TWITTER.

トランプがツイッターで何かを発表する唯一の方法。

HE WROTE I WILL BE LEAVING THE GREAT WALTER REED MEDICAL CENTER

HE WROTE I WILL BE LEAVING THE GREAT WALTER REED MEDICAL CENTER

TODAY AT 6:30 P.M. FEELING REALLY GOOD.

今日の午後６時３０分 とても良い気分だよ

DON'T BE AFRAID OF COVID.

コヴィドを恐れるな

DON'T LET IT DOMINATE YOUR LIFE.

あなたの人生を支配するな

WE HAVE DEVELOPED UNDER THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SOME REALLY

私たちはトランプ政権の下で発展してきました。

GREAT DRUGS AND KNOWLEDGE.

素晴らしい薬と知識。

I FEEL BETTER THAN I DID 20 YEARS AGO.

I FEEL BETTER THAN I DID 20 YEARS AGO.

TO BE FAIR, ONLY SOMEONE ON REALLY GREAT DRUGS WOULD THINK

本当に素晴らしい薬を飲んでいる人だけが考えていることです。

THAT LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TODAY ST A GOOD IDEA.

今日の病院を出るのは良い考えだ

ARE WE CERTAIN THE DOCTORS HAVEN'T JUST GIVEN HIM COCAINE

医者は彼にコカインを与えただけではないのか？

BY ACCIDENT?

事故で？

LIKE YOU GUYS, WE GOT SOME REALLY GREAT DRUGS!

お前らのように、俺たちは本当に素晴らしい薬を手に入れたんだ！

I GOT A LOT OF KNOWLEDGE.

私は多くの知識を得ました。

I SHED ABOUT 20 YEARS YOUNGER.

I SHED ABOUT 20 YEARS YOUNGER.

I WANT TO GET OUT THERE.

私はそこから出たいの

COME ON!

来いよ！

CRANK ME UP SOME-- WHOOO!

クランク・ミー・アップ・サム -- ウーーーー！

LET'S DRIVE AROUND THE BLOCK AGAIN.

LET'S DRIVE AROUND THE BLOCK AGAIN.

LET'S GO!

LET'S GO!

>> Reggie: OH MY LORD.

>> レジー：OH MY LORD.

>> James: BUT TRUMP APPARENTLY HAS SUPPORT FROM HIS FULL

>> 仝それにしても、このようなことをしているのか。

MEDICAL TEAM TO LEAVE THE HOSPITAL.

MEDICAL TEAM TO LEAVE THE HOSPITAL.

LATER TODAY THEY HELD YET ANOTHER PRESES CONFERENCE

LATER TODAY THEY HELD YET ANOTHER PRESES CONFERENCE

FIELDING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE DECISION, HAVE A LOOK.

FIELDING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE DECISION, HAVE A LOOK.

>> THE TEAM RECOMMENDED AGAINST THE PRESIDENT LEAVING AND GOING

>> THE TEAM RECOMMENDED AGAINST THE PRESIDENT LEAVING AND GOING

BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY?

BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY?

>> NO?

>>NO?

>> THAT IS THE CONFIDENCE YOU WANT FROM A DOCTOR.

>> THAT IS THE CONFIDENCE YOU WANT FROM A DOCTOR.

>> NO.

>> ω・)ﾉ。

>> WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK.

>> WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK.

THAT VIDEO BASICALLY LOOKS LIKE A TEAM AT WORK WHEN YOUR BOSS

このビデオは基本的には、あなたの上司が仕事をしているチームのように見えます。

ASKS IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM STAYING LATE TONIGHT.

誰か問題があって夜更かししている人はいないかと聞いています。

THEY'RE LIKE I DON'T HAVE A PRB STAYING LATE, PEOPLE ARE LIKE

遅刻するPRBを持っていないような人たちがいます

NOT A PROBLEM, SOUNDS GREAT.

問題はありません、素晴らしい音です。

MORE THAN HAPPY TO DO IT.

喜んでやらせていただきます。

ALTHOUGH OF COURSE THEY WANT TRUMP TO LEAVE, IF ONLY TO STOP

もちろん、彼らはTRUMPが去ることを望んでいますが、唯一の停止する場合は...

THEM DOING THESE PRESS BRIEFINGS.

彼らはこれらのプレスブリーフィングを行う。

THAT IS LIKE 15 DOCTORS OUT THERE.

15人もの医者がいるんだぞ

THEY'RE LIKE WE'VE GOT SOME REALLY SICK PEOPLE IN THERE.

本当に病気の人たちがいるみたいだ

AND EVERY FOUR HOURS I HAVE TO COME OUT HERE AND STAND BEHIND

AND EVERY FOUR HOURS I HAVE TO COME OUT HERE AND STAND BEHIND

YOU AND MAKE THE ENTIRE SITUATION WORSE.

YOU AND MAKE THE ENTIRE SITUATION WORSE.

TRUMP'S DOCTOR WAS THEN CALLED TO ADDRESS THE QUESTION OF THE

TRUMP'S DOCTOR WAS THEN CALLED TO ADDRESS THE QUESTION OF THE

PRESIDENT'S MENTAL STABILITY.

大統領の精神的安定性。

HERE IS WHAT HE HAD TO SAY.

ここに彼の言い分があります。

>> HIS MENTAL STATUS, YOU CAN TALK ABOUT WHETHER HE HAS

>> 彼の精神状態、あなたは彼がどこにいるかについて話すことができます。

NEUROLOGICAL SYMPTOMS, SIDE EFFECTS FROM MEDICATIONS, ANY

神経学的症状、医薬品の副作用、あらゆるもの

FOGGINESS FROM THE VIRUS.

毒蛇からの幻覚だ

>> NO, I THINK YOU HAVE SEEN THE VIDEOS AND THE TWEETS.

>> >> いいえ、あなたは動画とツイッターを見たと思います。

YOU WILL SEE HIM SHORTLY, YOU KNOW.

YOU WILL SEE HIM SHORTLY, YOU KNOW.

HE IS BACK, YEAH.

彼は戻ってきた

>> Reggie: OH MY LORD-- .

>> レジー：ああ、神様...

>> James: YEAH NO, WE'VE SEEN THE VIDEO AND THE TWEETSES.

>> ジェームスいやいや、私たちはビデオとツイッターを見てきました。

THAT IS WHY WE ARE ASKING THIS QUESTION.

THAT IS WHY WE ARE ASKING THIS QUESTION.

BUT HE'S RIGHT BECAUSE TRUMP IS BACK, OKAY.

しかし、彼は正しい トランプが戻ったから、OKAY。

THIS JUST HAPPENED.

こんなことになってしまった

PRESIDENT TRUMP WMS OFFICIALLY RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL AND

トランプ大統領WMSは正式に病院から解放され、そして

AS SOON AS HE GOT TO THE WHITE HOUSE, HE TOOK OFF HIS MASK AND

ホワイトハウスに行くとすぐに マスクを脱いで

STRUCK A POSE.

ストラック・ア・ポーズ

TAKE A LOOK.

見てください。

>> Z WHEN YOU WATCH THAT, IT DOES LOOK LIKE THE DRAMA OF THE

>> Z WHEN YOU WATCH THAT, IT DOES LOOK LIKE THE DRAMA OF THE

MOMENT REALLY TOOK TRUMP'S BREATHE AWAY.

MOMENT REALLY TOOK TRUMP'S BREATHE AWAY.

OH, THAT'S PROBABLY THE CORONAVIRUS.

OH, THAT'S PROBABLY THE CORONAVIRUS.

THE FIRST THING HE DID AFTER BEING IN THE HOSPITAL FOR FOUR

THE FIRST THING HE DID AFTER BEING IN THE HOSPITAL FOR FOUR

DAYS WITH A HIGHLY CON TABLINGOUS VIRUS WAS TAKE HIS

DAYS WITH A HIGHLY CON TABLINGOUS VIRUS WAS TAKE HIS

MASK OFF.

MASK OFF.

THAT IS LIKE SWINGING THROUGH A CARL'S, JR. ON YOUR WAY HOME

それはまるでJRのカーズを通り抜けるようなものです。帰り道で

FROM A TRIPLE BYPASS.

トリプルバイパスから

AT ONE POINT HE STOOD ON THE STEPS OF THE WHITE HOUSE

ある時、彼は白人の家の階段に立っていた

SALUTING FOR THE CAMERAS.

カメラに敬礼

LOOK AT THIS.

これを見て

NEVER SERVED A DAY IN THE MILITARY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

NEVER SERVED A DAY IN THE MILITARY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

BONE SPURS, BUDDY.

BONE SPURS、BUDDY。

HE HELD THAT SALUTE FOR A FULL 23 SECONDS.

２３秒の間、彼はそのサルートを持っていた。

OR ONE SECOND FOR EVERY PERSON HE HAS INFECTED WITH COVID.

コヴィドを感染させた人には1秒でも構わない

>> AND AS IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO WRAP UP THIS WEEKEND OF NEWS,

>> AND AS IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO WRAP UP THIS WEEKEND OF NEWS,

THERE IS MORE.

THERE IS MORE.

I'M KIDDING.

冗談だよ

THAT'S IT.

それだけだ

THAT'S IT.

それだけだ

THAT'S IT.

それだけだ

THAT IS ALL THE NEWS WE'VE GOT AT THIS POINT IN THE SHOW.

THAT IS ALL THE NEWS WE'VE GOT AT THIS POINT IN THE SHOW.

THAT'S ENOUGH.

もう十分だ

YOU KNOW BUT THEN WE TAPE THIS AT LIKE WHAT TIME IS T WHAT IS

YOU KNOW BUT THEN WE TAPE THIS AT LIKE WHAT TIME IS T WHAT IS

THE TIME, REG.

THE TIME, REG.

>> Reggie: 5:05.

>>レジー：5:05です。

>> James: SO WE TAPE THIS AT 5:05, IT AIRS AT 12:37 A.M.

>> ジェームズ５時５分にテープを撮り、１２時３７分に到着しました。

WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN IN THE NEXT SEVEN HOURS BUT WE'VE

WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN IN THE NEXT SEVEN HOURS BUT WE'VE

DONE IT.

やったぞ

YOU ARE UP TO DATE.

YOU ARE UP TO DATE.