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WELCOME TO A "LATE SHOW"!

I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

あなたのホストのステファン・コルバートです。

LET ME JUST KEY UP HERE.

ここに鍵をかけて

MMM!

MMM!

OOOH, TEPID!

テピド！

I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TO BE HOTTER THAN IT WAS.

もっと暑くなるかと思ったわ

HELLO.

ハロー。

SO NICE TO SEE YOU.

会えてよかった

SPEAKING OF HOT -- HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT?

SPEAKING OF HOT -- HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT?

YOU LOOK AMAZING.

凄く綺麗だよ

WE HAVEN'T BEEN TOGETHER FOR A WEEK, AND I'VE MISSED SO MUCH

私たちは一週間も一緒にいなかったし、私は多くのものを失ってしまった。

HAS HAPPENED.

HAPPEDが起きました。

SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED TODAY.

今日はたくさんの出来事がありました。

SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED IN THE LAST FEW HOURS.

最後の数時間で多くの出来事がありました。

HONEST TO GOD, YOU GUYS BACK ME UP, I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT

正直に言うと、君たちは俺を援護してくれたが、俺は全く分からない。

WE'RE GOING TO READ EVEN THOUGH WE'VE READ ALL OF IT BECAUSE WE

私たちは、私たちのために、すべてのそれを読んだとしても、読みに行く。

HAD TO CHANGE THE ORDER OF EVERYTHING MINUTES AGO.

順番を変更しなければならなかったのよ

THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IS ONLY 15 DAYS AWAY.

THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IS ONLY 15 DAYS AWAY.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS TO JUST BE OVER.

これが終わるのが待ち遠しいわ

IT'S LIKE AN UPCOMING SURGERY, IN THAT I'M PLANNING ON BEING

IT'S LIKE AN UPCOMING SURGERY, IN THAT I'M PLANNING ON BEING

ANESTHETIZED FOR THE EVENT.

ANESTHETIZED FOR THE EVENT.

YOU KNOW WHO COULD USE SOME PAINKILLERS?

誰にも使われていない

DONALD TRUMP.

DONALD TRUMP.

BECAUSE HIS POLL NUMBERS ARE STARTING TO LOOK PRETTY BLEAK.

BECAUSE HIS POLL NUMBERS ARE STARTING TO LOOK PRETTY BLEAK.

(KNOCKING) KNOCK ON WOOD.

（ノック）木の上でノック。

SALT THE WOOD.

SALT THE WOOD.

BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE.

ビートルジュース、ビートルジュース、ビートルジュース。

SO, IN THE RUN-UP TO THE ELECTION, TRUMP IS PLANNING TO

SO, IN THE RUN-UP TO THE ELECTION, TRUMP IS PLANNING TO

HOLD "TWO TO THREE EVENTS PER DAY."

HOLD "TWO TO THREE EVENTS PER DAY."

BRILLIANT.

BRILLIANT.

BE ON TV EVERYDAY TO REMIND AMERICANS WHY THEY CAN'T STAND

毎日テレビに出てアメリカ人に思い出させるために、なぜ彼らは立っていることができません。

LOOKING AT YOU.

君を見てるよ

AT A RALLY IN GEORGIA ON FRIDAY, TRUMP OPENLY MUSED ABOUT LOSING:

A RALLY IN GEORGIA ON FRIDAY, TRUMP OPENLY MUSEDLY ABOUT LOSING.

>> COULD YOU IMAGINE IF I LOSE?

>> 負けたらどうなるか想像できる？

MY WHOLE LIFE, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

私の人生、何をすればいいの？

I'M GOING TO SAY I LOST TO THE WORST CANDIDATE IN THE

最悪の候補者に負けたと言いたいの

HISTORY OF POLITICS.

政治の歴史。

I'M NOT GOING TO FEEL SO GOOD.

こんなに良い気分にはなれないわ

MAYBE I WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY.

MAYBE I WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY.

>> STEPHEN: I'LL HELP YOU PACK.

>> 荷造りを手伝うよ

I HEAR EQUATORIAL GUINEA HAS A BEAUTIFUL NO EXTRADITION TREATY

EQUATORIAL GUINEAには、美しい無輸血治療法があると聞いています。

THIS TIME OF YEAR.

今年のこの時期に

ONE OF TRUMP'S BIGGEST PROBLEMS IS THAT SUBURBAN WOMEN IN

トランプ氏の最大の問題の一つは 郊外の女性の問題です

BATTLEGROUND STATES CAN'T STAND HIM.

BATTLEGROUND STATES CAN'T STAND HIM.

TO WHICH TRUMP RESPONDED, YOU CAN AND YOU WILL.

トランプが答えたのは、あなたができて、あなたがすることができますし、あなたがします。

>> THE WOMEN WHO THEY SAY DON'T LIKE ME, THEY ACTUALLY DO LIKE

>> >>「私を好きじゃない」と言っていた女性が、実際には好きになっていた

ME A LOT.

私はたくさんのことをした。

>> STEPHEN: NO SURPRISE.

>> 驚きはありません。

TRUMP'S GOT A LONG HISTORY OF IGNORING WOMEN SAYING "I'M NOT

トランプは「私は違う」と言う女性を無視してきた長い歴史を持っています。

INTO YOU."

INTO YOU."

AND HE AIN'T TOO PROUD TO BEG, SWEET DARLIN'.

彼は自慢しても乞う気にはならないわ

>> SUBURBAN WOMEN, PLEASE VOTE FOR ME.

>> 郊外の女性、私に投票してください。

SUBURBAN WOMEN, WILL YOU PLEASE LIKE ME?

スバーバン女性、私を好きになってくれませんか？

>> STEPHEN: AS PATHETIC AS THAT WAS, AFTER THE RALLY, TRUMP WENT

>> 憎しみに満ちたように、集会の後、トランプは行った。

DOOR TO DOOR.

ドア・ツー・ドア

TRUMP IS SO DESPERATE TO ATTRACT THE LADIES, HE BROKE OUT HIS

トランプは女性を惹きつけようと躍起になっている。

IRRESISTIBLE DANCE MOVE: ♪

IRRESISTIBLE DANCE MOVE: ♪（レジスタンス・ダンス・ムーヴ

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ MOVE YOUR FEET!

♪ MOVE YOUR FOET!

AT ALL!

全く！

JIMMY, PUT HIM BACK UP THERE!

ジミー、彼をそこに戻して！

HE MAKES THE INFLATABLE TUBE-MAN LOOK LIKE FRED ASTAIRE.

彼はフレッド・アステアのように 不安定なチューブマンを作った

I'VE SEEN MORE RHYTHMIC MOVEMENT FROM A POTATO ROLLING AROUND IN

周りを転がるジャガイモからもっとリズム的な動きを見たことがある

THE TRUNK OF MY CAR.

私の車のトランク

HOW DO YOU MESS UP DANCING TO "Y.M.C.A.?"

"Y.M.C.A. "に合わせてどうやって踊るの？

IT COMES WITH INSTRUCTIONS!

IT COMES WITH INSTRUCTIONS!

LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE, BUT I'VE SEEN A DEAD

死んだ馬を叩く気はないが、死んだ馬を見たことがある。

HORSE WITH BETTER MOVES.

HORSE WITH BETTER MOVES.

THEY SAY HOW YOU DANCE INDICATES HOW YOU MAKE LOVE.

THEY SAY HOW YOU DANCE INDICATES HOW YOU MAKE LOVE.

APPARENTLY, HE DOES NOT MAKE LOVE FROM THE WAIST DOWN.

明らかに、彼は腰から下は愛していない。

FOR HIM, IT'S JUST A LOT OF FIST-PUMPING AND POINTING.

彼にとっては 拳を突き上げて指さしているだけだ

TRUMP IS ALSO BEING HURT BY HIS TOTAL SHANKING OF THE PANDEMIC,

TRUMPはまた、彼のパンデミックの完全なシャンキングによって傷つけられています。

AND THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE.

AND THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE.

ON FRIDAY, FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE JULY, THE COUNTRY REPORTED

ON FRIDAY, FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE JULY, THE COUNTRY REPORTED

OVER 70,000 CORONAVIRUS CASES AND ONE EXPERT PREDICTS THAT THE

70,000件以上のコロナウイルスの症例と、ある専門家の予測によると

NEXT 6-12 WEEKS ARE GOING TO BE THE DARKEST OF THE ENTIRE

NEXT 6-12 WEEKS ARE GOING TO BE THE DARKEST OF THE ENTIRE

PANDEMIC.

パンデミック。

IN OTHER WORDS: >> THE--

他の言葉で言うと：

>> WORST.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> IS YET!

>> IS YET!

TO COME!

TO COME!

>> STEPHEN: TODAY, TRUMP STOPPED BY ARIZONA FOR ANOTHER

>> 今日、トランプはもう一つのためにアリゾナに立ち寄ったのか？

SUPER-SPREADER RALLY.

SUPER-SPREADER RALLY.

AND HE INSISTED THAT THIS WHOLE PANDEMIC THING IS JUST A PASSING

そして、彼は、この全体的なパンデミックは単なる通過点だと主張していました。

FAD.

FADです。

>> YOUR STATE IS DOING GREAT WITH THE PANDEMIC.

>> YOUR STATE IS DOING GREAT WITH THE PANDEMIC.

PANDEMIC.

パンデミック。

THEY ARE GETTING TIRED OF THE PANDEMIC, AREN'T THEY?

パンデミックに飽きたのか？

YOU TURN ON CNN.

あなたはCNNを見て

THAT'S ALL THEY COVER.

THAT'S ALL THEY COVER.

COVID, COVID, PANDEMIC, COVID COVID, COVID

COVID、COVID、PANDEMIC、COVID、COVID

UGH.

うっ。

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THEY ARE TRYING TO TALK EVERYBODY OUT OF VOTING.

誰もが投票しないように話をしようとしている。

PEOPLE AREN'T BUYING IT, CNN, YOU DUMB BASTARDS.

国民は買わないんだよ、ＣＮＮ、お前らバカ野郎ども

THEY'RE NOT BUYING IT.

彼らは買わない

( CHEERING ) >> Stephen: DUMB BASTARDS.

( CHEERING ) >> スティーブン。DUMBUS BASTARDS.

LEAVE ERIC AND DON, JR. OUT OF THIS.

エリックとドン、JR.関わるな

TRUMP SPOKE ABOUT HIS COVID RECOVERY.

TRUMP SPOKE ABOUT HIS COVID RECOVERY.

>> IT'S GREAT.

>> それは素晴らしいです。

IT'S GREAT.

最高だよ

BUT I TOOK IT AND IT WAS INCREDIBLE.

でも、受けてみたら、信じられないほどでした。

INCREDIBLE.

驚くべきことに

I FELT LIKE SUPERMAN THE NEXT MORNING.

I FELT LIKE SUPERMAN THE NEXT MORNING.

I WOKE UP, AND I WAS LIKE AAARGHH, LET ME AT EM!

目が覚めたら、私はAAARGHHHのようになっていた、EMで私を見てみましょう！

>> STEPHEN: AH, YES.

>> >> STEPHEN: AH, YES.

EXACTLY LIKE SUPERMAN.

EXACTLY LIKE SUPERMAN.

IT'S A BIRD!

鳥だ！

IT'S A PLANE!

計画だ！

IT'S A CRAZY GUY JACKED UP ON STEROIDS!

狂った男がステロイドでジャックしたんだ！

"TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN BLAARGH!"

"TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN BLAARGH！"

"LET ME AT 'EM!

"LET ME AT 'EM!

NOW IT'S TEPID AND SALTY.

今はぬるくて塩辛い

( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP KEEPS INSISTING COVID IS

(笑) TRUMPはCOVIDを主張し続けています。

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT: >> IT'S ENDING ANYWAY.

何も心配することはありません。>> いずれにしても終わってしまう。

I MEAN, THEY GO CRAZY WHEN I SAY IT.

私が言うとおかしくなるのよ

IT'S GOING TO PETER OUT, AND IT'S

ピーター・アウトになるわ

GOING TO END.

終わらせる

WE'RE ROUNDING THE TURN.

曲がり角を回っています

WE'RE ROUNDING THE CORNER.

角を曲がったところだ

THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL IS NEAR.

THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL IS NEAR.

>> STEPHEN: NOTHING SAYS YOU'RE OUT OF DANGER LIKE, "GO TOWARD

>> 危険な状態から脱出したとは 言えないわ "こっちへ行け "みたいにね

THE LIGHT."

THE LIGHT."

(AS TRUMP) "WE'RE GOING TO PUT ALL THE

(TRUMPとして) "WE'RE GOING TO PUT TO ALL THE

COVID INTO A BUCKET AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO KICK THE BUCKET.

COVID INTO A BUCKET AND THREE GOING TO KICK THE BUCKET.

ALL THE WAY TO THAT FARM UPSTATE, WHERE WE'RE ALL GOING

ALL THE WAY TO THAT FARM UPSTATE, WHERE WE'RE ALL GOING

TO LIVE, WE'RE GONNA BE ALIVE AS DOORNAILS."

TO LIVE, WE'RE GONNA BE ALIVE AS DOORNAILS."

TRUMP SAID WHETHER YOU'RE NAUGHTY OR NICE, BIDEN'S COMING

TRUMPは、あなたがNAUGHTYかNICEか、BIDEN'S COMINGと言いました。

FOR YOUR STOCKING WITH CARE.

大切に保管するために。

>> IF HE GETS IN CARSON CITY WILL BE A GHOST TOWN.

>> 彼がカーソンシティに入ったら 幽霊の町になるだろう

AND THE CHRISTMAS SEASON WILL BE CANCELLED.

クリスマスシーズンは中止となります。

>> STEPHEN: YES, IF JOE IS ELECTED, THERE WILL BE NO

>> そう、ジョーが選出されたならば、それはないだろう。

CHRISTMAS ON JANUARY 20.

1月20日のクリスマス。

AND FORGET ABOUT FOURTH OF JULY IN FEBRUARY!

そして、2月の7月4日のことは忘れてください!

THEN HE CAME UP WITH THIS WEIRD ATTACK.

THEN HE CAME UP WITH THIS WEIRD ATTACK.

>> YOU KNOW, BIDEN WANTS TO LOCK IT DOWN.

>> YOU KNOW, BIDEN WANTS TO LOCK IT DOWN.

HE WANTS TO LISTEN TO DR. FAUCI.

彼は博士の話を聞きたがっているFAUCI.

HE WANTS TO LISTEN TO DR. FAUCI.

彼は博士の話を聞きたがっているFAUCI.

>> Stephen: DR. FAUCI IS THE MOST

>> スティーブンDR.FAUCI IS THE MOST

TRUSTED PERSON ON CORONAVIRUS IN THE UNITED STATES.

アメリカのコロナウイルスで信頼されている人。

I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE ATTACK YOU THINK IT IS.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE ATTACK YOU THINK IT IS.

AND I'M BEING TOLD THERE'S ALREADY A NEW AD:

新しい広告があると言われています

>> YOU KNOW, BIDEN WANTS TO LOCK IT DOWN.

>> YOU KNOW, BIDEN WANTS TO LOCK IT DOWN.

HE WANTS TO LISTEN TO DR. FAUCI.

彼は博士の話を聞きたがっているFAUCI.

>> I'M JOE BIDEN AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.

>> 私はジョー・バイデンで、このメッセージを承認します。

>> Stephen: LAST NIGHT, THE SAME DR. FAUCI WAS ON

>> スティーブン最後の夜には、同じDR.ファウチーが乗っていた

"60 MINUTES," AND HE WAS FRANK ABOUT TRUMP'S

"60 MINUTES "と彼はフランクだった トランプのことで

EFFORTS TO KEEP HIM FROM SPEAKING TO THE PUBLIC.

公衆の面前で話すのを防ぐための努力。

>> DURING THIS PANDEMIC, HAS THE WHITE HOUSE BEEN CONTROLLING

>> >>このパンデミックの間、ホワイトハウスは支配していた

WHEN YOU CAN SPEAK WITH THE MEDIA?

WHEN YOU CAN SPEAK WITH THE MEDIA?

>> YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'D HAVE TO BE HONEST AND SAY YES.

>> YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'D HAVE TO BE HONEST AND SAY YES.

I CERTAINLY HAVE NOT BEEN ALLOWED TO GO ON MANY, MANY,

私は何度も何度も行くことを許されていません。

MANY SHOWS THAT HAVE ASKED FOR ME.

MANY SHOWS THAT HAVE ASKED FOR ME.

>> STEPHEN: THAT'S RIGHT-- MANY, MANY SHOWS.

>> STEPHEN: THAT'S RIGHT-- MANY, MANY SHOWS.

THANKS TO TRUMP, WE NEVER GOT TO SEE FAUCI ON "FLOOR IS LAVA."

トランプのおかげで、私たちは「床はラバです」のFAUCIを見ることができませんでした。

FAUCI WAS ALSO CONCERNED ABOUT THE PRESIDENT PERSONALLY.

FAUCIは、大統領個人的にも関心を持っていました。

>> WERE YOU SURPRISED WHEN PRESIDENT TRUMP GOT SICK?

>> トランプ大統領が病気になった時、あなたは驚きましたか？

>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.

>> 絶対にありません。

I WAS WORRIED THAT HE WAS GOING TO GET SICK WHEN I SAW HIM IN A

病気になるのではないかと心配していた

COMPLETELY PRECARIOUS SITUATION OF CROWDED, NO SEPARATION

COMPLETELY PRECARIOUS SITUATION OF CROWDED, NO SEPARATION

BETWEEN PEOPLE, AND ALMOST NOBODY WEARING A MASK.

人と人との間で、そしてほとんどの人が仮面をつけている。

WHEN I SAW THAT ON TV, I SAID, "OH, MY GOODNESS.

テレビでそれを見た時、私は "OH, MY GOODNESS "と思った。

NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OUT OF THAT, THAT'S GOT TO BE A

何も良いことはない、それはそれであることに違いない。

PROBLEM."

"問題"

>> STEPHEN: SO, FAUCI INFLUENCES TRUMP'S COVID POLICY THE SAME

>> だから、FAUCI INFLUENCES TRUMP'S COVID POLICY THE SAME。

WAY WE DO: BY STARING IN HORROR AT THE TV AND SAYING, "THAT'S

私たちのやり方テレビを見ながら恐怖の中で、「それだ」と言うことで

GOT TO BE A PROBLEM."

"問題を抱えている"

TODAY, WITH INFECTIONS SPIKING ACROSS THE COUNTRY, TRUMP HIT

今日、国中に感染症が蔓延していて、 トランプはヒットしました。

BACK AT FAUCI ON A CAMPAIGN STAFF PHONE CALL WITH REPORTERS

レポーターとのキャンペーンスタッフ電話通話でFAUCIに戻る

SAYING, "PEOPLE ARE TIRED OF HEARING FAUCI AND THESE IDIOTS,

言いたいことは、「人々は、FAUCIとこれらの馬鹿を聞くことにうんざりしている」ということです。

ALL THESE IDIOTS WHO GOT IT WRONG."

"間違ったことをしたバカどもだ"

YEAH, REMEMBER THE GUY WHO SAID IT WOULD GO AWAY IN APRIL?

誰が言ったか覚えてるか？4月に消えるって

ACCORDING TO POLLS, PEOPLE ARE REALLY TIRED OF THAT IDIOT.

世論調査によると、人々は本当にその馬鹿にうんざりしています。

TRUMP WASN'T THE ONLY REPUBLICAN ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT AT A RALLY

トランプは集会でバカのように振る舞っていた共和党員だけではありませんでした。

THIS WEEKEND.

THIS WEEKEND.

THERE WAS ALSO, GEORGIA SENATOR DAVID PERDUE, SEEN HERE

ジョージア州上院議員のデイビッド・ロストは ここにもいました

EXPLAINING HOW HE LIKES HIS PUMPKINS TO HAVE SOME JUNK IN

いかに彼が自分のポンプキンにジャンクが入っているのが好きかを説明しています。

THE TRUNK.

THE TRUNK.

SENATOR PERDUE WAS THE OPENING ACT FOR TRUMP'S RALLY IN MACON,

PERDUE上院議員は、マコンでのTRUMPの集会のオープニングアクトとなりました。

GEORGIA, ON FRIDAY.

ジョージア州、金曜日。

AND HE HAD THIS TO SAY ABOUT DEMOCRATIC VICE PRESIDENTIAL

彼は民主党の副大統領についてこう言っていた

CANDIDATE KAMALA HARRIS.

カマラ・ハリス候補

>> KAMAL-- OR KAMALA OR KAMALA, OR KAMALA-MALA-MALA,

>> ｋａｍａｌ...ｏｒ ｋａｍａｌａ ｏｒ ｋａｍａｌａ ｏｒ ｋａｍａｌａ ｏｒ ｋａｍａｌａ ｋａｍａｌａ。

I DON'T KNOW.

私は知らない

WHATEVER!

WHATEVER!

>> STEPHEN: OKAY, NOT A HARD NAME TO PRONOUNCE.

>> OKAY, NOT A A HARD NAME TO PRONONCE TO PRONUNCE.

IT'S KAMALA HARRIS.

カマラ・ハリスだ

GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME, SENATOR DAVID PUBE-DEW.

GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME, SENATOR DAVID PUBE-DEW.

I MEAN, PUKE-DUDE.

つまり、プーク・ダッド。

I MEAN, PURE-DOO-DOO?

ピュア・ドゥー・ドゥー・ドゥー？

SENATOR PERV-DOOKIE IMMEDIATELY CAME UNDER FIRE FOR BEING

上院議員パーヴ・ドゥーキーはすぐに、このような行為をしたことで、 逮捕されました。

RACIST, BECAUSE YEAH.

レイシストだからな

SO HIS CAMPAIGN RELEASED A STATEMENT TRYING TO BACKTRACK,

彼のキャンペーンでは、バックトラックを試みて声明を発表しました。

SAYING HE "SIMPLY MISPRONOUNCED SENATOR HARRIS' NAME, AND DIDN'T

"単にハリス上院議員の名前を間違えただけで、そうではなかった "と言う

MEAN ANYTHING BY IT."

"何でもいいから"

WHICH IS PRETTY HARD TO BELIEVE, SINCE HE'S WORKED WITH HARRIS IN

WHICH IS PRETTY HARD TO BELIEVE, SINCE HE'S WORKED WITH HARRIS IN

THE SENATE SINCE 2017.

THE SENATE SINCE 2017.

IN HIS DEFENSE, HE NEVER ACTUALLY HEARD HER NAME

彼の弁明では、彼女の名前を実際に聞いたことはありません。

PRONOUNCED BECAUSE HE'S SPENT THE PAST FOUR YEARS WITH HIS

PRONOUNCED BECAUSE HE'S SPENT THE PAST FOUR YEARS WITH HIS

HEAD FIRMLY LODGED IN THE PRESIDENT'S KEISTER.

HEAD FIRMLY LODGED IN THE PRESIDENT'S KEISTER.

BIDEN'S ALSO ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL, BUT INSTEAD OF TALKING TO

BIDEN'S ALSO ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL, BUT INSTADE OF TALKING TO.

PEOPLE IN A TRUMP-STYLE SUPER SPREADER MOSH-PIT, HE'S HOSTING

PEOPLE IN A TRUMP-STYLE SUPER SPREADER MOSH-PIT, HE'S HOSTING

DRIVE IN RALLIES WHERE PEOPLE JUST COME TO THE RALLY IN THEIR

DRIVE IN RALLIES WHERE PEOPLE JUST COME TO THE RALLY IN THEIR

CARS.

CARS.

WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF ONE COUPLE WHO REALLY ENJOYED BIDEN'S

ビデンを心から楽しんでいた１組のカップルの映像があります。

SPEECH: OOH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY VOTED

SPEECH: OOH, LOOKSIKE SOMEBODY VODEDED (誰かが投票したみたい)

EARLY.

EARLY。

>> FOLKS, AS MY COLLEGE USED TO SAY IN COLLEGE, IT'S GO TIME!

>> 仝それにしても、このようなことをしていたのか。

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN OUR LIFETIME!

これは私たちの人生で最も重要な選挙です！

(CARS HONKING) GOING TO MAKE ALL THE

(CARS HONKING) GOING TO MAKE ALL THE

DIFFERENCE!

DIFFERENCE!

>> Stephen: LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY VOTED EARLY.

>> スティーブン誰かが早く投票したようだな

WHEN HE ANSWERED, BIDEN GOT A WARM WELCOME

彼が答えると、ビデンは暖かい歓迎を受けた。

( HONKING ) >> HELLO, NORTH CAROLINA!

( HONKING ) >> こんにちは、ノースカロライナ！

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

I TELL YOU WHAT, IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE.

I TELL YOU WHAT, IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE.

MICHAEL, YOU KNOW, UH -- >> STEPHEN: (AS BIDEN)

MICHAEL, YOU KNOW, UH -- >> STEPHEN: (AS BIDEN)

"WHOA, JACK, THAT'S SOME LOUD HONKIN'!

"WHOA, JACK, THAT'SOME LOUD HONKIN'!

BETTER PUT ON MY SUNGLASSES.

サンクラスを履いた方がいいな

NOPE, THESE ARE FOR THE EYES.

NOPE, THESE ARE FOR THE EYES.

I NEED THE ONE FOR THE EARS.

耳のためのものが必要なんだ

COME ON!

来いよ！

SOMEBODY INVENT EARVIATORS!" COME ON, JACK.

SOMEBODY INVENT EARVIATORS!" COME ON, JACK.

BIDEN ISN'T JUST RELYING SOLELY ON IN-PERSON APPEARANCES,

バイデンは個人的な登場だけに 頼っているわけではない

BECAUSE THIS WEEKEND, THE CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCED THAT JOE

今週末、キャンペーンはジョーの存在を発表しました。

BIDEN HAS HIS OWN ISLAND ON THE VIDEO GAME "ANIMAL CROSSING"

BIDEN HAS HIS OWN ISLAND ON THE VIDEO GAME "ANIMAL CROSSING"

WHERE YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT HIS CAMPAIGN.

あなたが彼のキャンペーンについて学ぶことができる場所。

AWESOME, BECAUSE THAT'S WHY PEOPLE PLAY VIDEO GAMES: TO NOT

素晴らしい、それが人々がビデオゲームをプレイする理由だから：しないために。

ESCAPE FROM REALITY.

現実からの脱出

THAT'S WHY THE MOST POPULAR VIDEO GAME RIGHT NOW IS "CALL OF

THAT'S WHY THE MOST POPULAR VIDEO GAME RIGHT NOW IS "CALL OF

CIVIC DUTY."

"市民の義務"

THIS IS PERFECT.

これは完璧だ

I CAN'T REMEMBER A TIME WHERE PANDERING TO VOTERS USING A

投票者に迎合している時のことを覚えていません

POPULAR VIDEO GAME DIDN'T WORK!

POPULAR VIDEO GAME DIDN'T WORK!

>> I DON'T KNOW WHO CREATED "POKEMON GO," BUT I'D TRY TO

>> ポケモンGOを作ったのは誰か知らないが、やってみようと思う。

FIGURE OUT HOW WE GET THEM TO HAVE POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS!

FIGURE OUT HOW WE GET THEM TO HAVE POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS!

>> Stephen: STILL HURTS FOUR YEARS LATER.

>> スティーブン：4年後の今も痛い。

ACCORDING TO CAMPAIGN OFFICIALS, TRUMP HAS NO PLANS TO LAUNCH A

キャンペーンの公式に一致して、 トランプは起動するための計画を持っていません。

SIMILAR EFFORT ON "ANIMAL CROSSING."

"動物の十字架 "での同様の取り組み。

CLEARLY, IF TRUMP WERE TO INSERT HIMSELF TO A VIDEO GAME,

明らかに、もしトランプがビデオゲームに 自分自身を挿入するとしたら。

IT WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE "JUST DANCE."

IT WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE "JUST DANCE."

THINGS LOOK SO BAD FOR TRUMP THAT SOME REPUBLICANS ARE

共和党の一部がそうであることは、トランプのために非常に悪いと思われます。

BEGINNING TO EDGE AWAY.

縁を切ることになる。

ONE REPUBLICAN BEGINNING TO SPROUT A TINY SET OF TESTICLES