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BIG NEWS -- AFTER BEING CHOPPERED TO WALTER

BIG NEWS -- AFTER BEING CHOPPERED TO WALTER

REED HOSPITAL ON FRIDAY, DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN RELEASED BACK

金曜のリード病院 ドナルド・トランプは 解放されました

INTO THE WILD.

INTO THE WILD.

THERE HE IS, IMMEDIATELY TAKING OFF HIS MASK AND SALUTING THE

THERE HE IS, IMMEDIATELY TAKING OFF HIS MASK AND SALUTING THE

MARINES AND THE CAMERA CREW FILMING THIS CAMPAIGN AD.

海兵隊とこれを撮影しているカメラマンたち

WHO HAS TWO THUMBS THAT DOESN'T CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE?

WHO HAS TWO THUMBS THAT DOESN'T CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE?

THIS GUY!

この男！

MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO EVERYONE HE'S ABOUT TO INF

私の思いと祈りは、彼が感染することになるすべての人に向けられています。

INFECT.

INFECT.

TRUMP MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT HIMSELF, TWEETING, "I WILL BE

トランプ氏は自身で発表を行い、ツイッターで "I WILL BE BE "とつぶやいています。

LEAVING THE GREAT WALTER REED MEDICAL CENTER TODAY AT 6:30

LEAVING THE GREAT WALTER REED MEDICAL CENTER TODAY AT 6:30

P.M.

午後

FEELING REALLY GOOD!

すごくいい感じ！

DON'T BE AFRAID OF COVID.

コヴィドを恐れるな

DON'T LET IT DOMINATE YOUR LIFE.

あなたの人生を支配するな

WE HAVE DEVELOPED, UNDER THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, SOME

トランプ政権の下で発展してきました

REALLY GREAT DRUGS AND KNOWLEDGE.

本当に素晴らしい薬と知識を持っています。

I FEEL BETTER THAN I DID 20 YEARS AGO!"

I FEEL BETTER THAN I DID 20 YEARS AGO!"

WELL, I'M GLAD THAT THE PRESIDENT IS FEELING BETTER, OF

大統領が気分が良くなったのが嬉しいです

COURSE, I WISH HIM CONTINUED GOOD HEALTH, AND IT GOES WITHOUT

もちろん、私は彼の継続的な健康を願っています。

SAYING: WHAT A TOOL.

言うこと。何て道具なんだ

"DON'T LET IT DOMINATE YOUR LIFE."

"人生を支配されるな"

SO, THE PEOPLE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES, THEY EITHER DIDN'T HAVE

それで、命を失った人たちは、持っていなかったか、持っていなかったかのどちらかです。

ENOUGH MOXIE, OR THEY DIDN'T LIVE IN A BIG WHITE HOUSE THAT

MOXIEが足りないのか、それとも大きな白い家に住んでいなかったのか？

HAS 20 FULL-TIME MEDICAL STAFF AND GET CHOPPERED TO A SUITE AT

20人のフルタイムの医療スタッフを持っていて、スイートルームへのチョッパーを取得しています。

WALTER REED WHERE THEY RECEIVED A COMBINATION OF CUTTING-EDGE

WALTER REED WHERE THEY RECEIVED A COMBINATION OF CUTTING-EDGE

TREATMENTS THAT LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE ON THE PLANET HAS

地球上の誰にもできない治療法です。

RECEIVED.

受信しました。

OKAY, THEN JUST MAKE THE SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: "DON'T LET

わかったわ、じゃあ衛生部長の警告をしてね。

CANCER DOMINATE YOUR LUNGS!

CANCER DOMINATE YOUR LUNGS!

SMOKING IS COOL, BECAUSE MY LUNG TRANSPLANT WAS SUCCESSFUL!"

SMOKING IS COOL, BECAUSE MY LUNG TRANSPLANT WAS SUCCESSFUL!"

SO WHAT DOES THIS TELL US ABOUT THE PRESIDENT'S HEALTH?

これは大統領の健康について私たちに何を伝えているのでしょうか？

BECAUSE WE'VE ALREADY BEEN LIED TO SO MANY TIMES, THAT WE DON'T

何度も何度も嘘をつかれてきたからだ

ACTUALLY KNOW ENOUGH OF WHAT'S TRUE TO UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH

どれだけのことが真実なのかを理解するのに十分な知識を持っていること

WE'VE BEEN LIED TO.

私たちは嘘をついた

SINCE FRIDAY, WE'VE BEEN GETTING IRREGULAR UPDATES FROM THE

金曜日から、私たちは定期的に更新を取得してきました...

PRESIDENT'S PERSONAL PHYSICIAN AND MAN WHO IS EITHER A

PRESIDENT'S PERSONAL PHYSICIAN AND MAN WHO IS EITHER A

NORMAL-SIZED DOCTOR WITH A GIANT MICROPHONE OR A VERY TINY DOCTOR

NORMAL-SIZED DOCTOR WITH A GIANT MICROPHONE OR A VERY TINY DOCTOR

WITH A REGULAR MICROPHONE, DR. SEAN CONLEY.

正規のマイクロフォンを使って、医師。シーン・コンリー

ONE OF THE MOST CONCERNING SYMPTOMS OF COVID IS REDUCED

ONE OF THE MOST CONCERNING SYMPTOMS OF COVID IS REDUCED

LUNG FUNCTION, AND CHECK OUT HOW CAGEY CONLEY WAS ABOUT WHETHER

肺機能とケイジ・コンリーが何をしていたかを調べてみましょう

TRUMP WAS GIVEN OXYGEN.

トランプはオキシジェンを与えられました。

>> HE HAS NOT RECEIVED ANY SUPPLEMENTAL OXYGEN?

>> 彼は補助的なオキシジェンを受け取っていないのか？

>> HE'S NOT ON OXYGEN RIGHT NOW.

>> HE'S NOT ON OXYGEN RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

>> HE HAS NOT RECEIVED ANY AT ALL?

>> 彼は何も受け取っていないのか？

>> HE'S NOT NEEDED ANY THIS MORNING TODAY AT ALL.

>> 今日の朝は何も必要とされていない。

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

>> CAN WE JUST PIN YOU DOWN ON ONE THING?

>> 1つだけに絞らせてくれないか？

HAS HE EVER BEEN ON SUPPLEMENTAL OXYGEN?

彼はこれまでに補助的なオキシジェンを飲んだことがありますか？

>> RIGHT NOW, HE IS NOT ON OXYGEN.

>> RIGHT NOW, HE IS NOT ON OXYGEN.

>> STEPHEN: HE'S SO BAD AT LYING!

>> 彼は嘘をつくのが下手だ!

IT'S LIKE IF YOUR WIFE ASKED, "ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH

IT'S LIKE IF YOUR WIFE ASKED, "ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH

JANET?" "HONEY, I HAVE NOT HAD

"ジャネット？" "ハニー、私は何もしてないわ

SUPPLEMENTAL JANET SEX THIS MORNING, THAT'S RIGHT."

SUPPLEMENTAL JANET SEX THIS MORNING, THAT'S RIGHT."

( LAUGHTER ) THE NEXT DAY, IT CAME OUT THAT

次の日、それが出てきた。

TRUMP HAD BEEN GIVEN OXYGEN, AND CONLEY EXPLAINED WHY HE WAS SO

トランプはOXYGENを与えられていた コンリーはなぜそうなったのか説明した

EVASIVE.

エバシブ。

>> I WAS TRYING TO REFLECT THE UPBEAT ATTITUDE THAT THE TEAM,

>> 私は、チームが持つ陽気な態度を反映させようとしていた。

THE PRESIDENT, THAT HIS COURSE OF ILLNESS HAS HAD.

大統領は、彼の病気のコースが持っていることを持っています。

I DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ANY INFORMATION THAT MIGHT STEER THE

舵取りをするような情報は与えたくなかった

COURSE OF ILLNESS IN ANOTHER DIRECTION.

別の方向から見た 狂気のコース。

>> STEPHEN: YOU CAN'T STEER THE COURSE OF A DISEASE BY LYING

>> あなたは嘘をつくことによって病気のコースを 舵取りすることはできません

ABOUT IT.

それについて。

THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED "MAKE A WISH" AND NOT "EVERYTHING'S

それが「願い事をする」と呼ばれる理由であり、「すべてのもの」ではありません。

FINE, MARK RUFFALO JUST WANTS TO MEET YOU!"

いいわ マーク・ルファロはただあなたに会いたいだけ！"

WHILE THE DOCTORS WERE PRESENTING A ROSY PICTURE, THEY

WHILE THE DOCTORS WERE PRESENTING A ROSY PICTURE, THEY

ALSO REVEALED THAT TRUMP HAS BEEN PUT ON TWO DRUGS:

トランプは2種類の薬を投与されていることも明らかにしました。

REMDESIVIR AND DEXAMETHASONE.

レムデシビルとデキサメタゾン。

I'M NOT A DOCTOR, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN WHEN

私は医者ではありませんが、それは良い兆候ではないと確信しています。

YOU GET PRESCRIBED THE HIGH SCORE IN A SCRABBLE GAME.

あなたは、スクラブルゲームで高得点をPRESCRIBEDを取得します。

HERE'S THE THING ABOUT DEXAMETHASONE: IT HAS SOME

ここにデキサメタゾンの特徴がありますそれは何かを持っています

PRETTY INTENSE POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS.

非常に深刻な可能性のある副作用。

>> THE DEXAMETHASONE IS KNOWN TO HAVE A MENTAL HEALTH SIDE

>> デキサメタゾンには精神的な健康面があることが知られています。

EFFECTS.

EFFECTS.

IT CAN CAUSE PSYCHOSIS, IT CAN CAUSE DELIRIUM, IT CAN CAUSE

精神病の原因になることもあれば、デリリウムの原因になることもあります。

MANIA.

MANIA.

>> STEPHEN: IT SAYS RIGHT ON THE LABEL: "WARNING: MAY CAUSE

>> STEPHEN: IT SAYS RIGHT ON THE LABEL: "WARNING: MAY CAUSE

DONALD TRUMP."

"DONALD TRUMP"

DEXAMETHASONE CAN ALSO CAUSE CHANGES IN MOOD, INCLUDING A

デキサメタゾンはまた、以下のような気分の変化を引き起こす可能性があります。

FEELING OF EXTREME WELL-BEING, AND TEMPORARY BURNING, PAIN AND

極端な健康感覚、一時的な焼けるような痛みや痛みを感じます。

ITCHING AROUND YOUR ANUS.

ITCHING AROUND YOUR ANUS.

FEELINGS OF EXTREME WELL-BEING AND A BURNING ANUS?

極端な健康状態と焼ける肛門の感覚？

IT'S NOT COMMON, BUT WE'VE GOT A TESTIMONIAL FROM ONE PERSON

一般的ではありませんが ある人の証言があります

WHO'S TAKEN THE DRUG: ♪ AND IT BURNS, BURNS, BURNS ♪

WHO'S TAKEN THE DRUG: ♪ AND IT BURNS, BURNS, BURNS ♪

♪ THE RING OF FIRE ♪ ♪ THE RING OF FIRE ♪

♪ THE RING OF FIRE ♪ ♪ THE RING OF FIRE ♪

>> STEPHEN: THANK YOU, DOCTOR.

>> 先生、ありがとうございます。

ADDING TO THE CONFUSION THIS WEEKEND WAS TRUMP CHIEF OF STAFF

今週末の混乱に加えて、トランプ大統領のスタッフチーフが登場しました。

AND MAN BEING TOLD THE BOUNCE HOUSE IS FOR CHILDREN ONLY, MARK

AND MAN BEING TOLD THE BOUNCE HOUSE IS FOR CHILDREN ONLY, MARK

MEADOWS.

メドウズ

AFTER TRUMP'S DOCTOR TOLD REPORTERS THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS

AFTER TRUMP'S DOCTOR TOLD REPORTERS THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS

IN GREAT SHAPE, AN ANONYMOUS SOURCE TOLD THESE SAME REPORTERS

素晴らしい形で、非対称的なソースは、これらの同じ記者たちに伝えています。

THAT ACTUALLY, "THE PRESIDENT'S VITALS OVER THE LAST 24 HOURS

それは実際には、「過去24時間の間に大統領の重要なこと」です。

WERE VERY CONCERNING AND THE NEXT 48 HOURS WILL BE CRITICAL

非常に心配していたし、次の48時間は重大なことになるだろう。

IN TERMS OF HIS CARE.

彼のケアに関しては

WE'RE STILL NOT ON A CLEAR PATH TO A FULL RECOVERY."

"完全回復への明確な道のりは まだありません"

IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG FOR PEOPLE TO FIGURE OUT THAT THIS

IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG FOR PEOPLE TO FIGURE OUT THAT THIS

ANONYMOUS SOURCE WAS MEADOWS BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONLY WHITE

彼が唯一の白人だったので、非対称のソースはメドウズでした。

HOUSE OFFICIAL AT WALTER REED AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD

HOUSE OFFICIAL AT WALTER REED AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD

HAVE SO PROMPTLY BRIEFED THE PRESS POOL ON THE PRESIDENT'S

HAVE SO PROMPTLY BRIEFED THE PRESS POOL ON THE PRESIDENT'S

CONDITION.

CONDITION.

AND, ON SATURDAY, HE GOT CAUGHT ON TAPE:

そして土曜日、彼はテープで捕まった。

>> OBVIOUSLY THE CAMERAS ARE STILL ROLLIN', IF WE COULD GO

>> OBVIOUSLY THE CAMERAS ARE STILL ROLLIN', IF WE COULD GO

OFF THE RECORD WITH SOME OF Y'ALL AND GET AWAY FROM THE

OFF THE RECORD WITH SOME OF Y'ALL AND GET AWAY FROM THE

CAMERAS.

CAMERAS.

>> STEPHEN: YOU'D THINK THE WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF COULD

>> STEPHEN: YOU'D THINK THE WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF COULD

BE A LITTLE MORE SUBTLE.

もうちょっと下品になれよ

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

私が何を考えているか知っていますか？

ACTUALLY, HOLD ON, CAN WE GO OFF THE RECORD HERE?

ACTUALLY, HOLD ON, CAN WE GO OFF THE RECORD HERE?

THANKS.

ありがとう

MARK MEADOWS IS AN IDIOT.

マーク・ミドウズは馬鹿だ

THE PRESIDENT EVIDENTLY WAS WATCHING, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO

大統領は監視していたことが証明されています

SOURCES, "TRUMP WAS FURIOUS AT MEADOWS FOR CONTRADICTING THE

SOURCES、「TRUMP WAS FURIOUS AT MEADOWS FOR CONTRADICTING THE

WHITE HOUSE PHYSICIAN."

"ホワイトハウス・フィジシャン"

(AS TRUMP) "MARK, I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS UPSET

(AS TRUMP) "MARK, I HAVEN HAVEN BE BE THIS UPSET

SINCE I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A FLAMIN' MUDFLAP."

SINCE I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A FLAMIN' MUDFLAP."

( LAUGHTER ) LIKE FRESH CALAMARI OUT OF THE

( LAUGHTER ) まるで新鮮なカラマリのように

FRYER, MY FRIEND.

フライア、友よ

( LAUGHTER ) YOU EVER SEEN PICTURES OF AN

( LAUGHTER ) 写真を見たことがあるか？

ERUPTING KILOWAYA?

ERUPTING KILOWAYA?

( LAUGHTER ) THIS ISN'T A PARTISAN THING.

( LAUGHTER ) これは党派的なものではありません。

FOR THE SAFETY OF OUR NATION, THE PUBLIC NEEDS TO KNOW HOW

国の安全のために、国民はその方法を知る必要があります。

TRUMP'S DOING.

トランプがやってること

WHICH IS WHY IT'S SO INFURIATING THAT DR. CONLEY HAD THIS TO SAY

それがなぜかというと、博士の話を聞いていると、コナリーはこう言っていた

YESTERDAY.

YESTERDAY.

>> I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO THE SPECIFICS OF HIS CARE.

>> 私は、彼のケアの詳細に入るつもりはない。

>> STEPHEN: THEN WHY ARE YOU THERE?!

>> STEPHEN: THEN WHY ARE YOU THERE?!

I DON'T GET TO GO ON TV AND SAY, "I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO THE

私はテレビに出て、「私はテレビに出ない」と言います。

SPECIFICS OF MY JOKE TONIGHT."

SPECIFICS OF MY JOKE TONIGHT."

PLUS, I DON'T ENDANGER THE NATION BY DOING MY JOB POORLY.

加えて、私は自分の仕事を粗末にすることで国家を危険にさらしません。

AT MOST I ENDANGER THE SALES OF CHARMIN.

せいぜい私はチャーミンの販売を 妨害しているだけだ

CHARMIN.

ＣＨＡＲＭＩＮ

ENJOY THE GO.

ENJOY THE GO.

ESPECIALLY IF YOU'VE BEEN ON THE DEXAMETHASONE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT

ESPECIALLY IF YOU'VE BEEN ON THE DEXAMETHASONE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT

I MEAN.

私が言いたいのは

WARNING: CHARMIN IS FLAMMABLE.

警告：チャーミンは燃えやすいです。

ALSO, AND THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHEN

また、これは非常に重要なことですが、私たちはいつになるか見当がつきません。

THE PRESIDENT WAS FIRST DIAGNOSED.

THE PRESIDENT WAS FIRST DIAGNOSED.

HE ANNOUNCED A POSITIVE TEST ON TWITTER AT 1:00 A.M. FRIDAY

彼はツイッターでポジティブテストを発表した 金曜日の午前1時に

MORNING.

朝だ

BUT WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE PRESIDENT'S TREATMENT ON

しかし、大統領の治療について話しているときに、

SATURDAY, CONLEY SAID THIS: >> JUST 72 HOURS INTO THE

土曜日 コンリーはこう言った>> >> たった72時間後には

DIAGNOSIS NOW.

DIAGNOSIS NOW.

>> STEPHEN: WAIT-- THAT WAS SATURDAY MORNING, 72 HOURS WOULD

>> 待って... それは土曜日の朝だったから 72時間後のことだ

BE WEDNESDAY MORNING, SO HE SPENT TWO FULL DAYS DOING EVENTS

BE WEDNESDAY MORNING, SO HE SPENT TWO FULL DAYS DOING EVENTS

UNMASKED, INDOORS, SPREADING HIS VIRUS.

UNMASKED, INDOORS, SPREADING HIS VIRUS.

ARE YOU SURE YOU MEAN 72 HOURS?

ARE YOU SURE YOU MEAN 72 HOURS?

SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT HERE: >> WHEN WAS THE POSITIVE

誰か助けてくれ。>> ポジティブなのはいつですか？

DIAGNOSIS MADE?

DIAGNOSIS MADE？

YOU SAID 72 HOURS.

72時間って言ったじゃないか

THAT WOULD PUT IT AT WEDNESDAY.

それだと水曜日になるな

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

SO, THURSDAY AFTERNOON, FOLLOWING THE NEWS OF A CLOSE

SO, THURSDAY AFTERNOON, FOLLOWING THE NEWS OF A CLOSE

CONTACT IS WHEN WE REPEATED TESTING.

CONTACT IS WHEN WE REPEATED TESTING.

>> STEPHEN: OH, "REPEATED TESTING?"

>> "反復テスト？"

YOU MEAN TO MAKE SURE HE WAS A SOCIOPATHIC DISEASE VECTOR?

社会病性の害虫だったと？

GOOD.

GOOD.

THE WHITE HOUSE WAS QUICK TO CONTRADICT THE DOCTOR'S

THE WHITE HOUSE WAS QUICK TO CONTRADICT THE DOCTOR'S

CONTRADICTION, RELEASING A STATEMENT SAYING, "CONLEY MEANT

矛盾、「コンリーは意図していた」という声明を発表している。

THAT TRUMP WAS ON DAY THREE OF THE ILLNESS.

トランプは３日目に病気になった

THE DIAGNOSIS WAS MADE THURSDAY NIGHT, MAKING SATURDAY THE THIRD

THE DIAGNOSIS WAS MADE THURSDAY NIGHT, MAKING SATURDAY THE THIRD

DAY INTO HIS DIAGNOSIS.

彼の診断への一日。

SO, THEY'RE LYING.

嘘をついている

BECAUSE THEY LIE.

BECAUSE THEY LIE.

THEY LIE ABOUT COVID TESTING SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE

THEY LIE ABOUT COVID TESTING SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE

TRUMP TOLD AT LEAST ONE WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL WHO TESTED

トランプはテストしたホワイトハウスの役人のうち少なくとも1人に言った

POSITIVE, "DON'T TELL ANYONE."

"誰にも言うな "は肯定的だ

THAT EXPLAINS THE CARDS TRUMP'S BEEN SENDING TO HIS STAFF.

トランプがスタッフに送ったカードの説明がつきます。

"GET WELL SOON.

"すぐに良くなる

"NOT THAT YOU NEED TO, BECAUSE YOU'RE FINE, REMEMBER?"

"NOT THAT YOU NEED TO, BECAUSE YOU'RE FINE, REMEMBER?"

THE PRESIDENT TRIED TO PROVE HOW HEALTHY HE WAS THIS WEEKEND BY

大統領は今週末に健康であることを 証明しようとしました

RELEASING THIS PHOTO OF HIM "AT WORK."

"仕事中 "の彼の写真を公開します。

SOME POINTED OUT THAT THAT PIECE OF PAPER SEEMS TO BE BLANK.

その紙切れが空白に見えると指摘する者もいた。

BUT TO DEFEND THE PRESIDENT, THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S NOT

しかし、大統領を擁護するために、彼がいないとは限らない。

WORKING.

動作中。

BECAUSE A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER IS HIS COVID RESPONSE PLAN.

BECAUSE A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER IS HIS COVID RESPONSE PLAN.

TRUMP ALSO RELEASED A COUPLE OF VIDEOS, INCLUDING THIS ONE,

トランプは2つのビデオを発表しました この1つを含む

ABOUT HOW THIS EXPERIENCE HAS AFFECTED HIM:

この経験が彼にどのような影響を与えたかについて。

>> IT'S BEEN A VERY INTERESTING JOURNEY, I LEARNED A LOT ABOUT

>> 興味深い旅になりました。

COVID.

COVID.

>> STEPHEN: REALLY?

>> 本当に？

YOU'RE LEARNING IT NOW?

今から学ぶのか？

(AS TRUMP) "FOR THE LAST EIGHT MONTHS, I'VE

（トランプとして）「最後の8ヶ月間、私はVEのために。

HEARD ABOUT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE GETTING INFECTED WITH COVID.

HEARD ABOUT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE GETTING INFECTED WITH COVID.

HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS DYING.

何百万人もの人が死んでいる

BUT HOW COULD I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE WERE REAL IF THEY WEREN'T

でも、そうじゃない人たちが本物だと どうやってわかるの？

ME?

私？

BUT NOW THEY ARE.

BUT NOW THEY ARE.

MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO ALL OF MYSELF."

"私の思いと祈りは自分の全てに行き渡る"

TRUMP HAD A FUN METAPHOR FOR HOW HE LEARNED ABOUT COVID:

TRUMPはCOVIDについて学んだ方法のための楽しいメタファーを持っていた。

>> I LEARNED IT BY REALLY GOING TO SCHOOL.

>> 私は本当に学校に行くことによってそれを学んだ。

THIS IS THE REAL SCHOOL.

これが本当の学校だ

THIS ISN'T THE "LET'S READ THE BOOKS" SCHOOL.

THIS ISN'T THE "LET'S READ THE BOOKS" SCHOOL.

>> STEPHEN: (AS TRUMP) "I'VE LEARNED SO MUCH.

TURNS OUT, THE VIRUS WAS INSIDE ME THE WHOLE TIME.

TURNS OUT, THE VIRUS WAS INSIDE ME THE WHOLE TIME.

AND THE REAL TREASURE WERE THE FRIENDS WE INFECTED ALONG THE

AND THE REAL TREASURE WERE THE FRIENDS WE INFECTED ALONG THE

WAY."

"WAY"

BUT, BOTTOM LINE, TRUMP WANTS US TO KNOW THAT HE COMPREHENDS THE

しかし、最終的には、トランプは私たちに、自分たちがコンプリートしていることを知ってほしいと思っています。

GRAVITY OF THE DISEASE: >> AND I GET IT.

GRAVITY OF THE DISEASE: >> AND I GET IT.

>> STEPHEN: THAT'S RIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT.

>> STEPHEN: THAT'S RIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT.

YOU GET IT.

YOU GET IT.

THEN MELANIA GETS IT.

メラニアはそれを手に入れた

THEN CHRIS CHRISTIE GETS IT.

THEN CHRIS CHRISTIE GETS IT.

EVERYBODY GETS IT.

誰もがそれを理解している。

HE MIGHT GET IT, BUT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT, BECAUSE SHORTLY

彼はそれを理解しているかもしれないが、彼はそれを理解していない。

AFTER MAKING THAT VIDEO, HE DROVE AROUND IN A HERMETICALLY

そのビデオを作った後に、彼は半永久的に周回した。

SEALED S.U.V., ENDANGERING EVERYONE WITH HIM, WAVING AT

SEALED S.U.V. 彼と一緒に誰もが危険にさらされ 手を振っている

SUPPORTERS, WHO WERE AN UNUSUAL BUNCH.

SUPPORTERS, WHO WERE AN UNUSUAL BUNCH.

REPORTERS HAD THIS ENCOUNTER: "I'M HERE TO PRAY FOR TRUMP,"

記者たちはこんな会話をしていた。"I'M HERE TO PRAY FOR TRUMP, "I'M HERE TO PRAY FOR TRUMP, "

SAID AN ELDERLY VIETNAMESE WOMAN WHO DECLINED TO GIVE HER NAME.

彼女の名前を名乗ることを辞退した年配のベトナム人女性は言った。

SHE WAS HOLDING A MASSIVE SHOFAR-- A RAM'S HRN USED IN

彼女は巨大なショファーを持っていた...ラムのHRNで使用されていた。

JEWISH RELIGIOUS CEREMONIES-- THAT SHE BLEW REPEATEDLY

ユダヤ人の宗教的な儀式--それは何度も繰り返して吐いた

CALLING OTHERS TO PRAYER.

他の人に祈りを求めること。

YES, TRUMP HAS A HUGE FOLLOWING AMONGST THE COVETED "ELDERLY

YES, TRUMP HAS A HUGE FOLLOWING OF THE COVETED "ELDERLY" AMOUTHING

VIETNAMESE JEWS" DEMOGRAPHIC.

VIETNAMESE JEWS" DEMOGRAPHIC.

AS THEY SAY AT MOMENTS LIKE THIS, "HANOI, VEY."

"ハノイ、ヴェイ "と言うように

PRESIDENT TRUMP ISN'T THE ONLY PROMINENT REPUBLICAN TO TEST

トランプ大統領は、テストする唯一の民主党員ではありません。

POSITIVE FOR COVID.

COVIDに肯定的。

SO HAVE HOPE HICKS, KELLYANNE CONWAY, CHRIS CHRISTIE, R.N.C.

SO HAVE HOPE HICKS, KELLYANNE CONWAY, CHRIS CHRISTIE, R.N.C.

CHAIRWOMAN RONNA MCDANIEL, REPUBLICAN SENATORS MIKE LEE,

議長のロンナ・マクダニエル共和党上院議員のマイク・リーです

THOM TILLIS, RON JOHNSON, AND TRUMP CAMPAIGN MANAGER BILL

トム・ティリス、ロン・ジョンソン、トランプ・キャンペーン・マネージャー・ビル

STEPIEN.

STEPIEN.

THE G.O.P. CHANGED ITS SYMBOL TO THIS.

G.O.P.は、そのシンボルをこれに変更しました。

DON'T WORRY, DR. CONLEY ASSURES ME THAT ELEPHANT IS NOT

心配するな DR.コンリーはエレファントは違うと言ってる

CURRENTLY ON OXYGEN AND HAS NOT FELT THIS GOOD IN 20 YEARS.

CURRENTLY ON OXYGEN AND HAS NOT FELT THIS GOOD IN 20 YEARS.

THE LATEST TRUMP OFFICIAL TO FALL ILL IS WHITE HOUSE PRESS

トランプ大統領の最新の役人が病気になったのは、ホワイトハウスの報道官です。

SECRETARY AND BARBIE WHO WHISPERS THREATS WHILE YOUR

秘書とバービー、あなたがいる間に脅迫をささやく。

CHILDREN SLEEP, KAYLEIGH MCENANY, WHO TWEETED, "AFTER

CHILDREN SLEEP, KAYLEIGH MCENANY, WHO TWEETETED, "AFTER

TESTING NEGATIVE CONSISTENTLY INCLUDING EVERY DAY SINCE

TESTING NEGATIVE CONSISTENTLY INCLUDING EVERY DAY SINCE

THURSDAY, I TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19 ON MONDAY WHILE

木曜、月曜にCOVID -19の陽性反応を試したが

EXPERIENCING NO SYMPTOMS."

"異常なし"

HERE'S THE THING: KAYLEIGH KNEW SHE HAD BEEN IN CLOSE CONTACT

HERE'S THE THING: KAYLEIGH KNEW SHE HAD BEEN IN CLOSE CONTACT

WITH HOPE HICKS, AND HAD A HIGH LIKELIHOOD OF BEING

ホープ・ヒックスと一緒にいて、高い可能性を持っていました。

INFECTED.

INFECTED.

BUT AFTER KNOWING THAT, KAYLEIGH MCENANY REPEATEDLY SPOKE TO

BUT AFTER KNOWING THAT, KAYLEIGH MCENANY REPEATEDLY SPOKE TO

REPORTERS WITHOUT A MASK ON.

REPORTERS WITHOUT A MASK ON.

SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO GIVE JOURNALISTS A SCOOP!

新聞社に情報を提供しようとしていたのよ！

(AS MCENANY) "COME HERE-- I'VE GOT AN

(AS MCENANY) "COME HERE -- I VE GOT AN