- Oh hello! - Okay.

- That's another one, for Sara.

- You know I'm letting you win, right?

I'm going to lure you into a false sense of security,

then I'm going to come back and destroy you.

- Yeah right. You wish, alright.

- Mhmm.

- Seems like, you're kind of checked out.

- Hey! Hey!

- [Sara] Something's going on here.

- What did I tell you about that?

Personal space. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm just in a really, really crazy

group text argument right now.

Trying to re-download tinder,

plus I need to take a shower before it gets too late.

- Wait, you're going to shower at night?

- Yeah, Sara, as opposed to when?

- In the morning, when literally

everybody else takes showers.

- Sara, people take showers at night.

- In the morning. - Sara, at night.

- In the morning. - You're so weird.

- You're so wrong about this. Oh my god.

- You're so weird.

- You know if you take a shower at night,

you have like 30 extra minutes in the morning

to be able to do whatever you want.

- Yeah but then it's like...

People who take showers in the morning

are known to be more energized, like 100 percent, at least.

- Okay. I give you that, I just don't get

why you wouldn't want to have a nice,

relaxing, warm shower to put you to sleep at night.

- Okay, but what if you sweat during the night, you know?

- Yeah but at least I know it's my sweat

and not like the sweat of a spit of a person.

Or something that has gotten trapped in the air

and lands on my body.

- I don't think you understand how the air works.

- I don't think you understand how showering works.

- I do, it happens in the morning.

- It happens at night. - Morning.

- Night. - Morning.

- Sara.

- I'm not going to stop saying morning.

- Night. - Morning.

- Night. - Morning.

- You know I read online, that showering at night can

throw off your body's natural rhythms,

which means you can't fall asleep.

- I don't believe that crap for a minute.

- You can't just ignore science, Quinta.

- Watch me. - It's science.

- Thank you. - You're welcome,

and by the way, I like taking night showers too.

- What is this nonsense. - That's my girl, I like her.

- Quinta, I think you should just accept your mistake,

in this situation and that we can move on.

- You what know Sara,

I think if you don't change your showering ways,

we might not be able to be friends.

- Well maybe I don't want to be friends

with somebody who's not fresh all the time.

- Actually, I kind of like baths.

- What?

- A bath is literally a soup your own filth.

- Yeah dude. Real American psycho of you.

Psychos take baths.

Jeez Louise.

- [Sara] Yeah I don't trust him.

I found a rat in his desk drawer.

- [Quinta] (gasps) Wait, what were you doing in

his desk drawer?

- [Sara] I look through everyone's desk drawers.

- [Quinta] You gotta stop doing that man.

- [Sara] Well I just wanna make sure

no one is taking my stuff.

- [Quinta] Just check by checking to see

if your stuff is fine.

You don't go in to other peoples stuff.

- [Sara] Oh I never thought of that.

- Hey kid, when you shower is it in the morning or at night?

- Don't talk to kids, Quinta. - Alright that's fair.

- You can't do that. - We got in trouble for that.

- Just cuz you're short doesn't mean you can talk to kids.