I'm 17, and I'm pretty sure I'm a psychopath

17 才、間違いなくサイコパスだ

When I was 9, I put my hand in a deep fat fryer

9 才の時、自分の手をフライヤーに突っ込んだ

I wanted to make myself feel something

何かを感じたかった

School was beneath me,

学校はくだらないけど

but it was a good place for observation and selection.

品定めには最適の場所だった

I had a plan

計画がある

I was gonna kill someone

誰かを殺す

Hey

やぁ

- I've seen you skating

スケートしてるの見た

You're pretty shit

ヘタクソ

- Fuck off

どっか行け

- I kind of think I could fall in love with him

好きになれそう

- I thought she could be interesting to kill,

殺すのによさそうだ

so I pretended to fall in love with her

だから気のあるフリを

- This is nice

嬉しいよ

- What is?

何が？

- I thought probably he was gay

ゲイかと思ってた

- Your dad's a prick

あんたのパパ最低

Let's leave this shithole town

街を出よう

I'm going whether you come with me or not

私は行く

You in?

あんたは？

- I didn't know where we were going,

どこに行くのか

or when I was gonna kill her

どこで彼女を殺すのかも分からなかった

I punched my dad in the face and stole his car

父さんを殴って車を盗んだ

and that felt like a good place to start

こんな始まりも良い

We can literally do anything

なんでも出来る

- Do you wanna go on a date?

デートは？

- I will have a banana split

バナナスプリットと

and a extra fucking spoon

クソスプーンもね

- Sorry, that's it right? Marvin!

マーヴィン！

- Oh yeah, see if Marvin can make a banana split for me

上等よ、マーヴィンにさっさと作らせて

you fucking (crash sound)

あんたってマジで、、、（割れる音）

Bye, Marvin!

じゃあね、マーヴィン！

- Seemed that Alyssa had some issues

彼女は病んでる

- I feel safe with James

ジェームスといると安心する

- Being with Alyssa had started to make me feel things

彼女のせいで感情が生まれた。

I didn't like it at all

気に入らない

- Have you ever eaten a pussy before?

クンニの経験は？

- A lot of the time, you don't register the important moments as they happen

その時は分からないけど

You only see that they were important when you look back

振り返ると転機だったと気づく

- Seat belts?

シートベルトは？

- Fuck seat belts

嫌よ

Take your top off?

上着脱いで

- I think I'm stuck!

引っかかった！

- Do you think it's gonna explode?

爆発するかな？

It's not a film

映画の見過ぎ

- I might be able to fix it, we can't just leave it here, I-

修理できるかも

- D'you reckon you can still fix it?

あれでも直せる？

- Why is no one stopping?

止まらない

- Probably because you've got your tits out

乳首丸出しだからね

No one stops for weirdos except other weirdos

止まるのは変態くらいよ

- Do you want a lift?

乗れよ

- Come on

ほら見ろ

- I am gonna be so fucked off if we get murdered

殺されたらマジで許さないからね