Sorry, I had to do this,

but for safety's sake,

I'm not giving Orange any of your questions

until he extinguishes every stick of TNT in this kitchen.

- Ah, come on!

This is fan mail blackmail (laughs).

- Sorry, put 'em out dude.

All of them.

- Okay, I did what you asked.

I hope it's esnuff (laughs).

- Good.

Here are the questions.

I hope you have a fun, safe episode today.

- Give orange the Uno reverse card.

- The what?

- Uno reverse card at your service.

- Wait, no.

No, does this mean that TNT

is magically gonna get lit again?

- Relax, Pear.

That's not how Uno reverse cards work.

We're not magic.

- Oh, phew!

- But unfortunately for you, we are pyros!

What, what!

- No!

- (laughs) Now that's what I call a wild card (laughs)!

(glass breaking)

- It's time for Ask Orange!

(crowd cheering)

- Hey Orange, I have a joke about the roof,

but it might be a little over your head.

- (laughs) Now I know how Little Apple feels.

- I heard that!

- Hey Orange, what happened to your air horn?

- Some guy at a Lord of the Rings convention

threw it off the roof.

Long story short,

Aragorn sent my air horn airborne (laughs).

- Hey Orange, it looks like Passion

is in love with somebody.

Go as a spy and find out who it is.

- (gasps) What?

(record scratching)

We gotta figure out who it is.

Not that I care anything, but um, okay, let's go!

(spy music)

- Great news!

I looked everywhere and found nothing except mirrors.

Hey, wait a minute.

- Who's your favorite wrestler?

- Great question, Like most foods in the kitchen,

I follow W-W-Eat closely.

My favorite food wrestlers are Flan Cena,

Hulk Hoagie, Stone Cold Cut Austin, the Underbaker,

and Nacho Man Randy Sandwich (laughs).

- Can I axe a question to Donut?

- Well, it's about time!

10 years and not once has anybody

asked Donut a single--

(Donut screaming) (thud)

- Hey Orange, what's your favorite color other than orange.

- Oh, I like a bunch of colors that aren't orange.

Butterscotch, pumpkin, apricot, persimmon.

- Um, all of these seem awfully similar to orange, dude.

- What?

No way.

They're super different.

- Sure they are.

I bet you also like marigold?

- Yeah.

- Coral?

- Who doesn't?

- Tangerine?

- No!

(record scratching)

I do not like tangerine!

I don't like tangerine whatsoever!

- Okay, yeah, got it.

- Orange.

- Tangerine.

- Okay then.

- I love Little Apple, Pear, Orange,

and Grandpa Lemon so much that I could cuddle them.

- This is nice.

- Couldn't agree more.

- Once again, I was not invited.

- Look out It's a LegenDAIRY cow!

- Hey, you look pretty normal.

What makes you so legen-dairy?

- Me?

Why, I was the first cow on the moon.

(laughs)

- Seriously though, I did do it and it was really dangerous.

- Oh.

Sorry I laughed, I thought you were making a joke.

- I don't make jokes.

I'm completely steer-ious.

(both laugh)

- Why did they call it the dark ages?

- I don't know, why?

- Because there's so many knights.

(laughs)

You know which knight

invented the round table, don't ya?

Sir-cumference!

(laughs) Math jokes.

- Hey orange, say, "Hi Ethan."

- Hi, Ethan!

- Say, "Hi Maddie."

- Hi, Maddie.

- Hey Orange, what games do you get addicted on?

- Skewers.

Skewers is the best game in the whole world.

- Orange, you have whinge!

- I think that was a typo.

You meant wings, right?

- Unfortunately, it's not a typo, dude.

(record stractching) You have whinge.

Part wings, part cringe.

- Huh?

- Hey, lets go fly to a birthday party

we weren't invited to.

- Um, no thanks.

- Cool if we stop on the way so I can grab my JNCO jeans?

- Only if you let me call my ex for the fifth time today,

begging to take me back.

- Ah!

Help!

Help me!

I didn't even get to light my TNT!

- Well, at least one good thing came of all this.

- Oh, I think you meant to say,

"Uno good thing came out of this."

No! - No!

(glass breaking)

(jaunty music)