and be like-- - (chuckles) Let's scissor.

- Let's scissor.

You know (chuckles)?

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- I'm here with Tanya.

- Hi. - My friend.

Now I wanna say a disclaimer, I don't technically

identify as a lesbian, but I'm in a lesbian relationship

right now and I think this will be fun.

- Mhm, I'm scared.

(chuckles)

- All right, so would you rather:

never cut your fingernails again, which,

either way sounds like really terrible.

Even if you're-- - Gay straight, anything.

- Any person. - That's bad.

Or have a permanently sprained wrist on your dominant hand.

- Dude.

- They're both bad.

You could also just learn to use your non dominant hand.

- Right, just challenge yourself.

Grow a little a person.

- Yeah, I'm gonna do--

- [Both] Sprained wrist.

- Yeah, okay, 65% of people said sprained wrist.

- I mean the only reason why you shouldn't ever

cut your fingernails is if it's your culture

or you're a musician.

- Right. - Ella.

- Mhm? - Would you rather:

date someone with the same name as you.

Ella squared.

Or date someone who looks eerily similar to you.

- I don't think I could handle the name thing.

- I would come up with a nickname for myself

or for her, whoever wanted the nickname.

- Oh wow.

(chuckles) I guess I just wanna date myself.

- Yeah.

- (chuckling) Okay.

Would you rather: have a totally perfect gaydar--

- Already do.

(chuckling)

- I can tell.

You do? - Yeah.

- Oh shit.

Or have the magical ability to never

fall for a straight girl.

- But like sometimes you fall for someone

just because they're a good person.

- Yeah. - Right, I wouldn't wanna ever

not fall for someone.

- Right.

- Just because of their sexuality.

- And who knows.

- Who knows.

- Who knows, right? - Right.

- I'm gonna just say the gaydar one.

- Me too.

- 67% of people agree.

- Yep.

- (chuckles) Okay, would you--

- This one's weird, man.

This is so weird.

- Would you rather: be at a lesbian bar with only couples,

also, one, are there lesbian bars?

- Not anymore.

- Like I really-- - Thank you, world.

- I really don't know. - There aren't.

- If anyone knows of any, please let me know.

- Oh, there is one in Seattle that's--

- I don't go to Seattle.

So would you rather be at a lesbian bar with only couples

or be at a lesbian bar with only closeted ladies?

- If I was single-- - if I was single,

I would go--

- The couples would make me a little bit sad,

but also I'd be happy that so many people found love.

- That's true, you convinced me.

Also now, I'm thinking, like me right now,

one, I would be happy to find a lesbian bar in general.

Two, I'm in a relationship, so that sounds pretty fun,

maybe we'll all become friends.

- Yeah.

Also the closeted ladies probably won't have much to say.

- I was thinking I could help them out.

- Aw man.

(chuckles)

- Couples.

Whoa, 73% said closeted ladies.

- Yeah cuz everyone wants to pick (bleep).

- That's what they want (chuckles).

- Look fair, fair.

- I get it, that was my inclination as well.

But we talked it out.

- We became better people.

- We did.

- All right, would you rather--

- Mhm. - Have to be BFFs

with your ex, or have to be BFFs with your ex's new GF?

- I would just rather be BFFs with my ex.

- I wanna be BFFs with (bleep) everybody.

Like why not?

But do you know what, it's such a good feeling

to be tight with your ex. - It is.

Oh, 72%-- - Majority.

- Say they would be BFFs with their ex.

So, hey.

Would you rather: never have to deal with a

period ever again?

Wow.

(sighs)

Or-- - Let's just take a moment.

- That would be (bleep) amazing.

Or, get pregnant with your partner without any

medical procedures, or, you know, dudes.

- 100% never get my period again.

That's me personally.

- I'm gonna go with the pregnancy one.

- Yeah? - Mhm.

Okay let's see, the majority of people, 65% said

never get their, I mean.

That would be pretty great.

- Would you rather, Ella, this is a very serious question.

Are you concentrating?

- Yes, I'm concentrating.

- Erase the term scissoring from the world's vocabulary,

or, have all lady porn be directed by ladies.

- I mean this is very easy for me to say.

I mean I would obviously go with the porn one.

- 100%.

- I don't, what is wrong with the word scissoring?

- Some people are really confronted by it.

- But porn should be directed by women.

Porn is-- - I say this every day

of my life.

Every day, it's what I say when I wake up.

- Yeah, this is funny.

- Would you rather, and I have something to say

about this afterwards-- - I do too, I do too.

- Would you rather have everyone constantly confuse

your girlfriend for your sister,

or have everyone constantly confuse your girlfriend

for your best friend?

- Both have happened to me. - Same.

- But it's really funny, especially for the sister one,

because my girlfriend doesn't look like,

she is blonde, and she's pale and she has blue eyes,

and I have curly dark hair.

Like, okay, it's just so funny.

- I was sitting at dinner with my girlfriend,

an anniversary dinner, we had a little

happy anniversary thing.

She is the opposite of me as well.

Long, fair, blue eyes, and the waiter came up to us

and asked us if we were sisters.

- Yeah. - And I was like,

"It's our anniversary, bro."

That would be weird. - Yeah, it would be weird.

I was kissing her on the mouth and someone was like,

"Is that your sister?" and I'm like, "Definitely not."

(chuckles) Yeah.

I don't know what-- - It ruins the mood.

- I don't know what town you're from.

- Yeah.

(chuckles)

That was fun. - That was fun.

- Surprising. - We learned a lot.

Let us know if you have different answers,

what you think about any of these topics.

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