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  • -Welcome to the show, everybody,

  • and happy Teacher Appreciation Day.

  • -Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Tonight's audience is made up of --

  • [ Chuckles ]

  • Oh, we love you.

  • Tonight's audience is made up of

  • over 200 New York City public schoolteachers.

  • New York City... [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ...has a program called The Big Apple Awards

  • where they recognize outstanding teachers

  • who inspire their students and promote quality education

  • in their communities.

  • And everyone here tonight is either

  • a Big Apple Award winner, finalist, or nominee.

  • Congratulations, everybody. -Oh!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -None of us would be here without our teachers.

  • And we love you guys so much, and every teacher out there,

  • really -- we're so glad.

  • -Thanks, Jimmy. -Thank you so much. Really.

  • [ Cheers and applause ] We're glad you're here.

  • We're going to have a good time tonight.

  • Last night, I had a fun night. My throat's a little hoarse.

  • I was singing last night. I went to the --

  • I was at the Met Gala last night.

  • Yeah, oh, yeah, I got invited.

  • And, dude, everyone goes for it at this thing.

  • I gotta show you some of the pictures.

  • The theme was Camp.

  • You know, Anna Wintour does a great job raising money

  • for the fashion institute.

  • And everyone wears these

  • unbelievable outfits and goes for it.

  • So, it was like, campy.

  • So you can go as campy as you want.

  • Very colorful, very odd.

  • Here's JLo, just looking gorgeous.

  • Yeah. Nice. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -That's camp.

  • I think Jared Leto won the night for me.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • He was walking around with his own severed head.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Oh, Ezra Miller. Look at what he did.

  • This is real. I went -- And I talked to him like this.

  • Can we zoom in?

  • [ Audience oohs ]

  • Look at that. Isn't that insane?

  • Yeah, it was so bizarre talking to him,

  • I didn't know what eye to look at.

  • [ Laughter ] -Wink!

  • -Tessa Thompson, looking gorgeous.

  • Wearing so much latex, she was like sweating.

  • My buddy of the night. You know who I hung out with all night?

  • -Who? -James Corden.

  • -Oh, I love him. -He was fantastic.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • He was so funny.

  • He was so funny. We hung out. He was sitting next to Gaga.

  • And we were all talking, hanging out the whole night.

  • So here's the way it works --

  • I shouldn't even be invited to these things.

  • Let's be honest.

  • But I was sitting at the Chanel table.

  • -Ooh.

  • So that's table number five.

  • -It was table number five, yeah.

  • Thank you, I'm gonna use that joke.

  • -Take it, it's yours. -So I'm sitting at the table.

  • They don't make men's wear, so I'm wearing a tuxedo by The Row

  • which is Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.

  • They make really beautiful clothes.

  • Is that me? Yeah.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Rico Suave.

  • -So I wore this brooch.

  • It's a Chanel -- This is a camellia.

  • -A camellia. -A camellia flower.

  • Right, and so I wore this.

  • This brooch, and so, I go over,

  • and I see Tom Ford, who's one

  • of the best-looking dudes on Earth.

  • And he's an amazing designer.

  • And I went over to him, and I said hi to Anna Wintour

  • and I said hi to Tom. I go, "How are you doing, buddy?

  • He goes, "Oh, you look nice." I go, "Thank you very much."

  • And this beautiful woman next to him goes,

  • "I love your camellia."

  • I go, [ Chuckling ] "Well..."

  • [ Laughter ] Someone knows fashion

  • here at the fashion institute.

  • I go, "Thank you very much."

  • I go, "Let me tell you something, this is a Chanel.

  • That's why I'm wearing -- I'm at the --

  • hate to table drop, but I'm at the Chanel table, okay?

  • And, you know, I got the camellia flower there,

  • because it has no scent.

  • That's why Coco invented -- that's the house flower."

  • And Tom Ford goes, "I'm going to stop you right now, you idiot."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • "That is Lady Amanda Harlech.

  • She is -- she is Chanel."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Sad tuba plays ]

  • -Wow! Nice! Come on! -So I'm going, "Oh, my God."

  • -Love it! -I'm so embarrassed.

  • I go, "Oh, my gosh. I'm telling her all about Chanel."

  • I go, "Would you want me to continue?"

  • She goes, "Yeah, I would." [ Laughter ]

  • Okay. I go, "Well, I heard about this.

  • The camellia flower is used because it doesn't have a scent

  • to it, and that way if you wear a fragrance, it won't compete.

  • Where Tom Ford is wearing a flower and a fragrance,

  • and you're fighting yourself, dude."

  • [ Laughter ] And he goes,

  • "I invented this fragrance around my flower."

  • I go, "Oh cool it, buddy." [ Laughter ]

  • So she goes, "Let me just tell you something, you fool."

  • -She called you a fool, as well? -Yeah, she called me a fool.

  • She goes, "What you're wearing, the camellia flower,

  • yes, the real flower has no scent.

  • You are wearing fabric. [ Laughter ]

  • That of course has no scent, so what are you talking about?"

  • But then we got talking and we're joking and, you know,

  • they're both making fun of me, but I was laughing.

  • And she was so nice. We hit it off.

  • And she said, "By the way, Tom, look at his tie."

  • My bow tie. She goes, "That is a real bow tie."

  • It's the handmade one. Like I hand --

  • I didn't do it. Let's be honest.

  • -Your people tied it.

  • -Stephanie Biear here from wardrobe did it.

  • And she goes, "That is class." Yeah.

  • [ Cheers and applause ] -Ooh! Yeah!

  • -Lady Amanda Harlech said I was class!

  • -Nice! -And then invited me to Paris!

  • -What?! -We had a great time.

  • Thank you for inviting me everybody at "Vogue"

  • and Anna and everybody at the Met ball. It was really fun.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

-Welcome to the show, everybody,

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ジミーは彼のメットガラ2019ファッションのフェイクパスをRecaps (Jimmy Recaps His Met Gala 2019 Fashion Faux Pas)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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