that a lot of people bring up is

when you and Rachel Dratch do "The Lovahs."

-Oh, "The Lovers," yes. -The lovers in the hot tub.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ Cheers ]

Professor Clarvin, I believe. Yes.

-It was a bizarre sketch. I think it started

with just me as -- I always go to a different hotel.

-Uh-huh. -And I would end up

in a hot tub, like, kind of enjoying, like,

"There's no one in the hot tub. This is fun."

And then two of the creepiest humans...

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

-...came and got in the hot tub with me.

-With you and Drew Barrymore. -Oh, yeah.

-And I think --

I thought I was sitting next to you, but I'm not.

I'm sitting across from you. But I just remember trying

to get my foot in your crotch during the sketch.

[ Laughter ]

-I couldn't -- -I kept trying to reach

under the water to grab you.

-I think in one of the ones we did, you were next to me.

-Yeah, I was right next to you. -'Cause you would --

-I would always try to pinch you.

-Yeah, or touch me. -Yeah, touch you.

-Right before I said my line... -Yeah, exactly.

-...you'd give me a little, like, squeeze on the kneecap...

-Yeah, yeah. -...or something like...

-Which was -- I'm just in character.

[ Laughter ] Buh, uh...

-But I mean, I always remember just crying.

-But it added to the hijinks. -Crying, laughing, dude.

'Cause we didn't do it at dress. There was so many things

that, like -- I would just -- Gosh, I got in so much trouble.

I mean, Lorne didn't like it. -No.

-No. -But I love --

-The writers didn't like it. -I love trying to get you there.

-I always -- But, I mean, we had so --

-Do you remember Jacob Silj? Remember the first time

I did Jacob Silj, and my glasses fogged up so much?

-I was so happy. You know why I was happy?

-Yeah. -'Cause I wasn't on camera.

-Yes. Yeah. -And I was laughing so hard.

-But then I sensed you laughing, and then I started laughing,

and the glasses were just opaque.

[ Laughter ] And...

-It was steamed up. -Steamed up.

-Your eyeglasses -- Oh, it was so --

-And it was Tina who was the only one who was like,

"Jacob, you okay? What's going on?"

[ Laughter ]

-Do you remember -- Do you rem--

-By the way, Jacob Silj is a character who suffers

from voice immodulation. He can't --

He can only talk at this level! [ Laughter ]

And it's a recognized disease! -Jimmy!

-Jimmy, this is a whisper! And this is me yelling at you!

[ Laughter ] -He couldn't do anything.

-Yeah, he couldn't figure --

Yeah, it all sounded the same to him.

-Do you remember "Two Canes" and what that was at all?

-I just -- No, I just remember --

-We went out. -Yep.

-'Cause we used to do, like, "We should go out."

Hurley's was downstairs. It was a bar.

-And we used to do bits. -We'd just do bits.

And we went to one bar. It's called either

Tom and Jerry's or Milk and Honey

or something like that. -Something like that.

-We went, and we were walking home.

Everyone's leaving or going to another bar.

We found -- -We found two sticks.

-Two sticks in a garbage dumpster.

-Right, right.

-And you took them, and you became a rapper.

This is before 2 Chainz was around.

-Right. -You became 2 Canes.

-2 Canes. [ Laughter ]

And I would bang the sticks... -You banged --

[ Laughter ]

-And I would walk down the street, and I would say --

This was my rap.

♪ One cane, two cane ♪

-Every--

-♪ Everybody say it ♪

♪ One cane, two cane ♪

[ Laughter ] ♪ Everybody say it ♪

-Yeah, so we didn't know what to say.

-But it might've been the night we were out with Vince Vaughn.

-Mm-hmm.

-Do you remember this night at all?

-I remember that one, too. -We were in Hurley's.

It was so funny. Vince Vaughn --

We were hanging out with Vince Vaughn all night.

Everything was great. We were laughing.

-Right. [ Laughter ]

-This makes me laugh so hard.

So, you go to the bathroom or something, right?

[ Laughter ]

And Vince Vaughn -- I don't know if you remember.

So Vince Vaughn goes, "Hey --" [ Laughs ]

We were at -- in the urinal, standing next to each other.

And Vince Vaughn goes -- He goes, "Yo, man.

Will's in the stall. He's in the stall right now."

He goes, "Watch this. This is gonna be funny."

So he goes over, and he goes over to the stall,

and he kicks open the stall.

And it's not you.

[ Laughter and applause ]

This dude's like -- He started --

Dude, they started throwing down.

-I don't remember that. -They started throwing down --

It was crazy! -No.

-You were outside, like, on the phone or something.

[ Laughter ]

-I don't remember that. -It was unbelievable, dude.

It was unbelievable.

It was one of the funniest things I ever seen.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, my gosh. And then --

-I remember -- Do you remember this?

There was a couple sitting at a bar.

I forget what -- what bar this was,

but down in the East Village.

And I would walk up to this couple.

And I was like -- And they had their money,

the tip, on the bar that they left.

And I was like, "You guys enjoy magic?"

And I pretend to do a bad magic trick.

And then I tried to take his 20. [ Laughter ]

And the guy is like, "Hey, man, not cool!"

[ Laughter ]

-"You guys enjoy magic?" -"Do you enjoy magic?"

And then I'm like, "I'm sorry. I was just trying my magic."

And it was not even a trick at all.

[ Laughter ]

-"Do you guys enjoy magic?"

-And then someone else came over to apologize on my behalf.

"Hey, I'm sorry about that. That's not cool, okay?

My buddy's just trying to be funny."

As he's saying it, he just tried to take the 20, also.

[ Laughter ]

-It was like Horatio or somebody.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also takes the 20.

[ Laughter ]

-Oh, my God. So dead, man.

-Anyway... -Anyway...