字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -Welcome back. I love having you here. And congratulations on your Emmy win. A big Emmy win right there. -Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ] -I saw all around your socials. Here's the Emmy, unloading the dishwasher. -Yeah. [ Laughter ] -This is your Emmy in a car seat. They're not easy to install. -That's right. -They're not easy to install. -No. -Here's your Emmy in the pool just relaxing. -She's a free spirit. You know? -She certainly is. -I-I don't think of owning her, really, as just being her guardian. -Wow. That's how you feel. -Yeah. I feel like I want to keep this going, like taking pictures of her until something goes -- I want it to be -- Because you win it for a kind of a dramatic thing, you want it to have a proper narrative arc. -Yes. -And so, I'd like her to kill something. -Wait. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Who else was in your category? -Um, you know, Ed Begley Jr. was there, who I'm a big fan of, and Patton Oswalt. Do you know? I think that you might have been there. -[ Spits ] [ Laughter ] Congratulations. I was holding that spit take in for so long. I was in the same category as you. -I know. I felt bad. I felt -- -No, you did not. -I felt -- I did. I felt bad. Very, like very -- Like very briefly. -Oh, okay. -Yeah. -Well, I believe that. You take the Emmy home. You got the kids at home. Are they excited? Are they impressed Dad won an Emmy? -Couldn't give two hoots, if I'm honest. They're like, "Where do the batteries go in it?" It's just this -- -"What does it do?" -It's just another beautiful thing for them to destroy. -[ Laughs ] Yeah. Well, congrats on -- -Thank you. -"Get Shorty," by the way, Season 3. Here we go already. -Yes, very exciting. Thank you. It's -- This is like -- It's a revenge season, this one. I end up in prison at the end of the last one. And this one is me trying to get my revenge on a kind of a Harvey Weinstein type character played by Steven Weber -- A couple of giggles. [ Laughter ] You know, it's a specific crowd, isn't it? -Yeah. [ Laughter ] -I keep having this fear that you're going to show footage of -- that my mother sent in after my vasectomy. [ Laughter ] And -- -I am, actually. Let's just show the clip of -- -No! [ Laughter ] It was a banana! [ Laughter ] -No, but, so, you're there, and Ray Romano, who we love -- -Beautiful man. -He's a great guy. We love Ray Romano. [ Cheers and applause ] You were saying last time -- -Thank you. -You were saying that -- Yeah. "Thank you so much." -Thank you, yes. I -- When I birthed him. [ Laughter ] -We have video of it. Let's share -- No. But you like to mess with him on set? -Well, you know, I -- Ray is the sweetest man. Not great on, like, germs. You know? Not a big germ person. Nobody's a big germ person, I suppose. -I guess not. No. But he's like a germaphobe? One -- like, kind of -- -Little -- Little bit. And there's scenes where I have to -- I play kind of a heavy in this show, this "Get Shorty" thing. And I take advantage of his kindness in many situations. And there's a scene we had to do last year, where I to cover his mouth and, like, tell him to shut up, 'cause somebody else in the other room is going to kick the what out of us. And -- And every time I would come to him, and we'd be doing this scene, just before they would shout "Action," I'd go, "Oh, God. I just -- I went to the toilet. I forgot to wash my hands. Anyway --" [ Laughter ] And he goes [As Ray] "Oh, I got some Purell." [ Laughter and applause ] [ Normal voice ] He's got some in his pocket. -Oh, yeah, really? -Yeah. -Basically, this one you said is revenge. "Get Shorty," Shorty in this is your -- -It's Carolyn Dodd, who plays my daughter. So Shorty refers to my daughter. And we kind of go through this breakup in our family, and it's -- A lot of the show is me trying to get her back. -You're fantastic in it. You're good dramatic acting, but also very, very funny in this. We love having you on. I want to show everyone a clip. Here's Chris O'Dowd in "Get Shorty." Take a look. -Okay, then, I'll take it. -You'll take i-- what? -I'll be an assistant. It's a deal. -No, y-you don't want to -- The -- You'd be getting lunch for people, answering phones for random execs. -I do want this. -Miles, I don't -- -Thank you. It's an honor. And it goes without saying that anything that transpired between you and I in the past is water under the bridge. Thank you, truly. -Um... O-Okay. Uh...great. -You won't regret it. [ Cheers and applause ] -Chris O'Dowd, everybody!