字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -Whenever I need a pick me up, I go to my main source of spiritual strength: inspirational quotes posted on Instagram. [ Cheering and applause ] -Oh, yes. -It's time for #Blessed #Inspired. Here we go. [ Cheering and applause ] -And now [ Playing ethereal tune ] #Blessed #Inspired. ♪♪ Our first inspirational quote is, "Happiness is a choice." [ Laughter ] And so is heating up old calamari in the office microwave, Denise. [ Laughter and applause ] That's a choice! You don't have to do that. ♪♪ Here's another one. "A number 2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere." [ Laughter ] Especially to Arizona State. It's pretty easy to get into. [ Laughter and applause ] Just fill out a form. -Fill it out. Send it in. Mm. [ Laughter ] Zen. -Here's one. "Dance like no one is watching. Laugh like no one is listening." Live like you just got impeached by Congress, but you know the Senate won't vote for it, so you're pretty much fine." [ Laughter and applause ] It's gonna be alright. ♪♪ Let's do another one. "Live, laugh, love." Man, I really suck at Scrabble. [ Laughter and applause ] Three four-letters -- [ Cheering ] -Ove. -Here's another one. -Wow. -"When you think about quitting, remember why you started." Wait, you started Juuling because you wanna become the vape trick king? [ Laughter ] Yeah, you should quit. [ Cheering and applause ] That's right. ♪♪ Here's another one. "If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together." If you want to go to the emergency room, take a bird scooter. [ Laughter and applause ] "How's it work? Oh, my!" Zzee! [ Laughter ] Let's do another one. "Follow your dreams." Except for that one about hooking up with Chewbacca. That's a thread you don't want to pull too hard on. [ Laughter and applause ] -Very inspirational. -We're down to our last quote. -Oh! It says, "Life is an oyster." Now, go shuck yourself. [ Laughter and applause ] That's all the time we have for #Blessed #Inspired.