字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -Shaq, happy New Year. Welcome back. You are our first guest of the decade. -Thanks, my boy. -Thank you for being here. [ Cheers and applause ] -Thanks, my boy. -Yeah, boy-boy. Is it -- -No, no, "my boy." -Now it's "my boy" now? -Yeah. What's up, my boy? Say it. -What's up, my boy? -No, no, you go, "What's up, my boy?" -What's up, my boy? -Yeah, yeah, that was it. -Oh, that's it? -Yeah, that was it. That was it. -'Cause last time, my nickname was boy-boy. -It was boy-boy. But now it's "my boy." -My boy? -Not [High-pitched] "my boy." [ Deep voice ] My boy. -My boy. -Yeah, not "my boy" -- -No, not "my boy." [ Stammering ] Moy boy. -No, man, you're not from England. You're from New York. -My boy. -Yeah, like that. My boy. -Yeah, my boy. -Yeah, my boy. -Yeah, that's right. How -- -How you been? -I'm great. Everything's fantastic. How are your kids? -They're fine. -They're good? How's Shareef doing? He was just -- He had the heart thing. -No, he's good. He's playing at UCLA. He's doing -- -He's playing again. He's back. -Yeah, he's back. He's back. -So happy. So happy to hear that. -Thank you. -But your daughter is who I think is going to be the best basketball player in your family. -Yes, my youngest daughter, Me'arah, is the best one in the family. -Yeah, and how tall is Me'arah? -She's 6'3" now. [ Audience "oh"s ] -Do you ever play her one-on-one? -No, of course not. -'Cause why? -I don't want to beat her. -Yeah, right. Come on. -Yeah, right, nothing. I don't hold back when I step on the court. -Oh, you know what? I want to ask you -- -Old ladies, babies. -This has been -- -Yeah, you step on the court -- -You play babies? -Yeah, you step on the court with these, you gonna get that elbow damage. -Oh, my -- This going around the Internet right here. This is a meme. Someone made this up. This is LeBron and A.D. versus you and Kobe, if that ever happened. And everyone's wondering, in your prime, do you think you could beat LeBron and A.D., you and Kobe? -Do I think, or do I know? [ Cheers and applause ] I don't -- -What? -I don't like having these conversations, 'cause, of course, they can never be answered, but... yes. The answer is yes. Hell yes. -Yeah. -Yes. Of course. -Of course? -Yeah. -Really? No brainer. -Yeah. I mean, 'cause there's only one contributing factor. Who gon' guard me? -That's right. No one can do that. -No, they cannot. -That's right. That can't do it. -Not at all. -Can I just ask you this question again? 'Cause there's no way that this is true. -Don't do it. -There's no way this is -- -Don't do it. [ Laughter ] Go ahead. I know what you're going to ask me. -Do you think Stevie Wonder can see? -Listen. [ Laughter ] -What are you talking about? What are you talking about? That's the craziest thing ever. -I'm saying we lived in a building together on Wilshire Boulevard. -Wait, alright. Wait, you lived in a building with Stevie. -With Stevie, okay? You used to have to drive to the bottom underneath to park your car. -Uh-huh. -I'm coming to the first floor that day. It goes down, 'cause when I got in, I didn't press the button. So it went down first. Stevie got in. I'm standing in the corner. I didn't say nothing. And he looked over, and he's like, "What up, Big Diesel?" And he turned his head, hit his button, and got off. [ Laughter ] I mean, I -- Listen. -Come on. -I'm telling you what happened. I don't know if I was smelling from practice that day, but he just turned around, "What's up, Diesel?" Hit his button. Yeah. [ Laughter ] -There's no way. That's not true at all. -I'm telling you. -No, that's fake. -Nothing. No. Nothing. -That's a fake story. -It's not. It's a real story. Have I ever lied to you? Have I ever lied to you? [ Laughter ] Have I ever lied to you? -You've never lied to me. -Thank you. I'm just telling you what happened. -We got to have Stevie on the show and ask him once and for all. -No, don't ask him that question. [ Laughter ] -You're doing this thing again -- Shaq's Fun House. -Yeah, it's Shaq's Fun House. -This is Super Bowl weekend in Miami. You did -- What, is it the third year you're doing this now? -I think it's the fourth year. But -- -Why did you decide to do this? -As Questlove and The Roots know, most Super Bowl parties, you just get a bunch of people just sitting around, looking at each other. Nobody's having fun. I been to those all my life. So I said, "Okay, I want to do something that's never been done. Party. Bringing carnival people. Bringing food, bringing my favorite deejays. Let's get the party going. Let's get it active." So this is the fourth year. As you see, Diddy's going to be there. Diplo's going to be there. Pitbull and Tiesto. -DaBaby. -DaBaby and a special guest. -What's your go-to song? What's a song that guarantees to get everyone dancing? -Well, it depends. Like, I do hip-hop and dubstep. But I remember one time, I went to a corporate party. -Yeah. -And it was all white guys. -Yeah. [ Laughter ] -So I had to switch it up. -What made everyone dance? -♪ Take these broken wings ♪ [ Laughter ] ♪ And learn to fly again ♪ -[ Laughing ] No, that's not true. -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. -That's not true. Then I had to -- ♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon ♪ -♪ You come and go ♪ -♪ You come and go ♪ ♪ You come and go ♪ And then -- And then -- ♪ I bless the rain down in Africa ♪ -Okay, yeah, you know me. Alright, you know me. You know me too well. -Yep, yep. -Talk to me about Krispy Kreme. You're the -- What are you, the -- -I'm the New Year's resolutions coach. -You're the resolutions coach for Krispy Kreme. what does that mean? -It's a new decade. It's 2020. Everyone, of course, on New Year's night, we form a resolution. -Yeah. -But studies show that by January 20th, 21st, we cancel our resolutions. So the best way to get through that is just to go ahead and cheat. [ Laughter ] However -- However... -Yeah. -If you don't cheat all the way, are you really cheating? So that's when myself and Krispy Kreme came out with the mini ones. -Check this out, guys. No, this is a great idea. -Mini ones. -Krispy Kreme minis. -Krispy Kreme minis. -These are only 100 calories per doughnut. -Yeah. -Let's try one of these jams right here and toast to the new year. Which one do you go with? -I'm going with the chocolate glazed. -I'm just going regular glazed. Cheers. Happy New Year, my friend. I love you. Come back. -Thank you. -Look at that tiny doughnut in your hand.