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We are back, mostly because we have nowhere to go
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and because I heard Portia spill something in the other room,
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and I don't want to help clean it up.
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I'm sorry, baby.
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I'm busy shooting.
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Can't.
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One of the things I miss about doing the show in the studio
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was all the fun that I would have with my audience,
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and I don't have my audience here.
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So I am going to do something special with Andy today.
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Andy.
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What a shock.
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You just found this out right before the show.
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Yes I did.
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Which was terrifying for him and fun for me.
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Today, Andy is going to do an obstacle course in the yard.
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Here's your challenge.
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I'm going to put 60 seconds on the clock,
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and in those 60 seconds, you're going
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to have to get in the pillowcase and hop like a sack race.
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OK.
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I said sack.
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OK.
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You're going to hop to the tunnel.
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OK.
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Then you're going to crawl through the tunnel,
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and you're going to put on those tin can shoes.
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And once you have those on, you hold onto the laces
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and you walk them over to the window,
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and then you'll honk the horn on the ground.
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And if you can do all that in 60 seconds,
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our amazing friends at Shutterfly
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are going to donate $10,000 to America's Food Fund
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in your name.
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I'm not totally clear on the tin can shoes
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but I'll figure it out.
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Yeah.
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You just put your feet on top of them,
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and then you hold on to the things on top and walk
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with them, OK?
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All right.
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One more thing.
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What?
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As I've said, it's Cinco de Mayo,
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and I know you don't drink.
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I do not.
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So before you start, you're going
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to have to spin around 10 times as fast as you can.
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Before-- [CHUCKLES]
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Yeah.
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Is there--
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Before I get into this?
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Do you have the baseball bat out there?
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I do.
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It'll be like you're drunk or at least dizzy.
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How many times?
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Seriously.
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Because I--
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I'll--
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There's a hill here.
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There is an incline.
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I know.
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It's grass.
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It's not going to--
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OK.
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I'm going to count you down, and put your head on it
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and start spending when I say.
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Three, two, one and a half.
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Wait.
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Wait.
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Hold on.
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OK.
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Three, two, one and a half, and one, and go.
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Spin ten times really fast.
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One, two, three.
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I've gone like seven times.
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Four.
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Oh, no.
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Five.
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Keep it on the ground.
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Keep it on the ground.
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I can't.
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Keep it on the ground.
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I--
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You just spin-- keep--
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seven, eight, eight.
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Please.
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Nine, ten.
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OK.
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Put the pillowcase on.
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Put the pillow case--
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I'm trying.
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I swear to you.
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I am.
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Put the pillowcase on.
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I'm trying, Ellen.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Sneak up on it.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to throw up.
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All right.
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All right.
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How much--
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You only have 20 seconds.
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You better hurry.
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Oh, no.
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You're not.
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You have to put both legs in it.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I can't.
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I can't.
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All right.
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I'm almost there.
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All right.
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Run.
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Oh my God.
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All right.
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Put the shoes on.
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I need to see Andy as well.
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Oh, no.
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No.
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Put the shoes on.
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You don't carry the shoes.
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Go back and put the shoes on.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[HORN SOUND]
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All right, well.
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Congratulations.
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You did not finish in 60 seconds.
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But still, Shutterfly is such an amazing company.
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They are going to donate $10,000 to America's Food Fund.
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Thank you, Andy.
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If you're thirsty, please help yourself to the hose.
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Is my mic off?
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OK.
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We'll be back.