We have some new items in the Ellen Shop.

I was going to talk about them but then somehow,

some of my viewers got a hold of them before I did

and they posted a review online.

So here are my Ellen influencers.

This is Roberta and Renee.

Boo!

Oh!

What was that?

It's your friend, Renee.

Oh my god, Renee.

You sounded just like a ghost.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hi, we're Roberta and Renee, and we're

about to review some new Ellen products.

That's right, it's October.

[SCREAMS]

Oh, I thought you were going to scare me again.

Somebody needs to lay off the pumpkin spice lattes

because you're a little jittery.

OK, well I just love them.

My favorite Spice Girl, Pumpkin Spice.

Oh, yes.

What I was going to say is it's October,

so it's Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

Ladies, check your gourds.

Don't mind us, we're just a couple of boobs.

[LAUGHTER]

[GURGLING]

Mm.

Mm-hm.

Oh, that's good.

That's a good one.

Mm-hm.

You'd never know it's from a box.

And Ellen has some new products in the Ellen Shop.

Ooh, like this hoodie.

Oh, that is fabulous.

Mm.

And look, it has a zipper so you can, you know, show 'em off

or put them away.

What is it, Charlie Shaw?

Mm-hm.

Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's wine.

And this one says, "Be Kind To One Another."

She's really sticking with that phrase, isn't she?

She really likes that one.

That's real nice.

Finally, we have these beautiful, really well-made

mugs.

Oh, yes.

Right here.

You could put your coffee in 'em, or your boobs.

[SCREAMS]

Roberta!

I'm sorry, Renee, but you know I grew up in a haunted house.

You're right, and I apologize.

Thank you.

Anyway, 35% of proceeds go to breast cancer research.

I don't even have a fund quip for that.

I just feel that's wonderful.

Kevin, honey, I want you to put the name of the web shop

down here.

Right here.

And, cut.

I can't remember the last time that you touched wine.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[APPLAUSE]

Roberta and Renee, everybody.

All the items they showed are available online

or in the Ellen Shop.