This is Captain Tracy.

And I'm her Co-pilot Andy.

And we would like to welcome you all aboard Flight ROSE.

That spells Rose.

Rosé, Rose.

Because we're going to do as many puns as they

did this episode.

It's going to be a punny season.

I'm just happy the show is back, and I'm so happy we're back.

I am too.

I am too.

We missed Paradise, because I have a baby.

We missed Paradise.

(CHOIR SINGING) Woo-ooh.

Anyway, let's just fly through this.

We got-- I love it.

I love it-- so many puns.

You're so full puns.

You're so punny.

Before we take off, I'd like to welcome our other flight

attendant.

You know him.

You love him.

But he's not here.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Corey is going to be with us this season, of course.

He'll be back and we will--

Get his picks and his thoughts on all of it.

But for now, it's time for takeoff.

[AIRPLANE ZOOMING]

They always start with those cheesy entrances,

where he's walking in, not looking at the camera.

And normally, I hate them and like, this is so stupid.

And I kept yelling, hot.

He looks real to me.

He seems like a real person.

He looked like he looked when he left [INAUDIBLE] season.

It's not like over the summer, he was like, [PANTING]..

Right.

A lot of times, a lot of times, they go to the gym.

They're broken-hearted.

Yeah, they get that tsz-tsz-tsz.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I know.

No, he looked like a real guy when

he was washing his airplane with no nozzle and just his thumb.

Yeah, which I'm sure he was just doing.

They happened to capture it.

I know, when I wash my plane, I just always

have cameras around.

Every time he did something or said something,

I was like, hot, I love this guy, hot.

That's what I yell when I like somebody.

I was like, he's hot.

And I was watching with my mom and dad.

And my husband.

Oh, that's hilarious.

Your folks are big fans?

They are.

Shout out.

You know what was also really sexy about him?

His dad?

His dad could not look more like a pilot.

His dad looks like Sully Sullenberger, doesn't he?

Yeah, right?

If I got on his plane, I'd be like, oh, I'm in good hands.

Phwhew.

This guy can land on water.

Yeah, but you what also I like that they do?

Speak Spanish.

His mom's a Cuban, spicy, caliente pepper.

You.

I guess.

OK, Peter the pilot is ready to welcome his ladies.

It was 30 women, first of all, lots of interesting women,

no out the gate that I'm like, you're going to win.

OK, Hannah Ann.

This girl is hot.

She's got it going on.

She's got a cool personality.

Then I feel like, a little later on, the crazy came out.

For sure.

Now, here's a question.

Is that produced or is that crazy?

No, I think she's crazy.

It worked in her favor, because who

gets the first impression rose?

Hannah Ann.

OK, Madison, she's a foster parent recruiter,

which is a lovely job.

And she came in with the life-size paper airplane,

which is really kind of cute.

OK, then there was Savannah.

She gave him his first kiss.

Yes, which was kind of bold right out of the gate.

So then something very, very interesting happened.

Here we go.

Kelley, from Chicago, attorney, drama, knows Peter.

Because she was at a wedding, and he was at--

A 10-year high school.

A high school reunion at the same hotel

out there in Westlake.

Which just so happened to be the hotel that they go to--

Four Seasons.

--for a first date.

First date.

OK, there was a lot happening there.

There's a lot to unpack there.

Go to the baggage claim.

Wait for it to come around.

We'll unpack it.

Yeah, ooh, you nailed it.

Because it must have only happened a few weeks

before-- prior to taping.

He had already been announced.

She knew she was going to be on it.

So she approached him.

And she basically said that on the show.

Yeah, somehow.

--and said, hi.

There's more to be told on this story.

I also want to know what happened that night.

All we know is that they met, and they had fun.

Well, we know they dance, because they reenacted it.

Oh boy.

And he was very interested in her.

When she walked out of that limo, he was like, oh--

I think I remember it.

He lit up.

I think I know you.

You look familiar.

I'm so happy you're here.

You could just tell that.

Built-in history [INAUDIBLE].

Yeah, and all the women were like, not okay with it.

Nope.

Which I completely understand.

Yup.

And then, of course, somebody comes out the limo.

All the girls are freaking out.

And it is--

Hannah B.

Hannah B, fresh off winning her mirror ball trophy on--

Yep, she's--

--Dancing with the Stars.

She's had her 15.

We love you, Hannah B, but you're still around.

Victoria F. didn't want to be Victoria F.

I don't want to be Victoria F.

She can tell.

She is like--

She's good.

She's good TV.

--nutbag central.

OK, so then Peter did a lot of smooching.

He kissed Hannah Ann.

He kissed Tammy.

McKenna got a kiss.

Next, [SMOOCHING SOUND].

OK, next, [SMOOCHING SOUND]

Yeah.

So then we're going to our rose ceremony.

So we said goodbye to--

Katrina is out.

Jade, bye.

Kylie didn't make the cut either.

Marissa, Megan, Avonlea, Jenna.

So the first group, it was they go to flight school.

They tried this gyroscope, which kind of looks

like astronaut-y [INAUDIBLE].

Yeah, it's something you'd see at a carnival or a county fair,

I'd say.

So all the women get in, and then they all get spun around.

And then--

It made me nauseous just looking at it.

And it made Victoria P. nauseous just doing it.

She threw up.

But you know what?

I was proud of her.

Because if that was me, and I knew that that made me sick--

I didn't think she was going to do it.

I though she was going to be, like, I can't do it.

He was really comforting to her.

Grab some water.

And I felt like I saw a connection.

There could be something there.

So then they go and do the flight obstacle course.

And that's where that was very dramatic.

They narrowed if down from all the gals.

The two front-runners were--

It was Kelley--

Kelley and Shiann.

Shiann.

Kelley ends up winning.

Mm-hm.

And so because of that, she gets to go on a flight with him.

And Tammy wasn't happy, because she's like, she cheated.

She didn't even deserve that.

They fly through the air.

And it's very romantic.

He's like doing that--

I mean, I don't know what it takes to fly.

I don't think this is how you do it.

But it's like something like this or like that, goes that--

It's a yoke.

I don't know.

--whatever it is.

The point is, but he kept turning and looking at her.

And I guess, you don't have to worry

about crashing into something.

But I was like, keep your eyes on the road or the air.

To me, Kelley-- total front runner--

Total front runner.

--at the moment.

Then the one-on-one, this one-on-one was insane.

I don't know why they did this.

OK, so he picks Madison.

They go to his house.

They're there with all of his family.

She meets all of his family.

And then the parents renew their vows.

Everyone's crying.

Madison's front row, center, being like, yeah, I'm so happy,

like I think she knows them.

She's like, hey, over here.

Hi, over here.

Hi, good job, honey.

And then she gets the rose.

And then they're like, well, is that it?

No, that's not it.

No, guess what?

So they go into another room.

And you just know that there's going to be some sort of band

there.

So I'm literally watching with my mom, my dad, my husband,

and my best friend.

And I'm like, you guys, you know who's going to be in there.

You know her.

You love her--

You called it?

Tenille Arts.

I said it as a joke.

Tenille Arts!

You probably lost your stuff.

I literally--

Woke up--

--jumped up like this.

You woke up the baby.

Say it.

I was like, yeah!

You woke up the baby.

I woke up the baby.

I was literally doing this.

I was doing my walk, like I am the greatest

thing that's ever happened.

We're going to get Tenille Arts in the cube--

In the cube.

--later this season.

Ladies and gentlemen.

And we're going to ask Tenille Arts all the questions.

OK, so group day two, we go.

And Hannah B. staying on the stage

with a windmill in the background.

We get it, four times.

And yeah.

I mean, drink every time you hear windmill.

Or four times.

[INAUDIBLE] or four times, yeah.

So all the women have to go write a story that happened

to them that involved sex.

And meanwhile, Hannah is--

That's like behind the windmill.

Yeah, is backstage, crying.