Name: サブゼロVSグラシアス（モータルコンバットVSキラーインスティンクト）｜DEATH BATTLE! (Sub-Zero VS Glacius (Mortal Kombat VS Killer Instinct) | DEATH BATTLE!)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T11:10:51.000Z
Duration: 15 min 38 s
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Wiz: The freezing chill of death is a horrifying thought.

Whether it comes from being alone in the mountains, submerged in the Antarctic,

Boomstick: ...Or if you're really unlucky, gettin' iced by one of these "cool" warriors.

Wiz: Sub-Zero, the cryomancer ninja of Mortal Kombat.

Boomstick: And Glacius, the icy alien with a Killer Instinct.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor & skills to find out who would win... A DEATH BATTLE.

For untold generations the Lin Kuei assassins waged war with their rival splinter group, the Shirai Ryu.

Desperate to claim victory in the bloody conflict, the Lin Kuei resorted to drastic means of recruitment for able-bodied soldiers,

Boomstick: Well at least they got to be ninjas! I bet their tiny little bodies would even stealthier.

Wiz: Turns out two of these kids just so happened to be descendants from a race of extradimensional beings experienced in the art of ice magic.

Boomstick: With the Lin Kuei's training, these brothers became cold-blooded assassins and the finest warriors in the clan.

Wiz: And whether it started as a joke or he just thought it was badass, Bi-Han adopted a brand new name: Sub-Zero.

Boomstick: Sounds like an online username from your teenage years and you regret forever when you're older.

Wiz: Sub-Zero was so fierce and driven he became directly responsible for the complete annihilation of the rival Shirai Ryu clan.

Boomstick: Unfortunately for him one of them called Scorpion survived.

Well, kind of, and decided to kill him right back, which obviously pissed off Kuai Liang who decided to do the

same to Scorpion and, god it's like high school drama, but with murder.

Wiz: Striving to honor his fallen brother, Kuai Liang assumed his brother's mantle as the champion of the Lin Kuei.

Wiz: This new Sub-Zero is a master of Shotokan karate and Dragon kung-fu and enchances his martial arts with his deadly cryomantic abilities.

Boomstick: Subby can freeze the moisture in the air to do tons of stuff.

He can make his own personal slip-n-slide (perfect for surprise attacks!),

he can form all sorts of weapons out of thin air, like daggers, swords or even ice hammers.

But best of all, the dude can make ice so cold it instantly freezes anybody who touches it.

Wiz: This can be achieved through Sub-Zero's Ice Blast projectile or the Ice Klone technique;

both of which completely immobilize his opponent for devastating follow-up attacks.

Boomstick: Did... did he just make a perfect sculpture of himself?

Why doesn't he go into the ice sculpting business?

Well, just... you know... not the literal kind. He's got that down already.

Wiz: Sub-Zero can also implement his cryomancy and ninja talents and what appears to be near-instant teleportation,

an unexpected ability which baffles even his fellow assassins.

Boomstick: Yeah, but I bet that's still not as unexpected as turning into freakin' a polar bear!

Wiz: And best of all, after subduing his enemy, Sub-Zero has no qualms about tearing them to bloody shreds with one of his Fatalities.

Boomstick: Taking after his dear old bro's favorite form of murder,

Sub-Zero can rip a person's head off with their entire spinal column in tow.

If he's feeling particularly nasty, Sub-Zero will toy with his opponent.

He'll encase their lower half in ice and force them to watch helplessly as he tears them in half.

Or for a quick death, he'll put 'em in a deep freeze that shatters like glass.

Wiz: At most it takes Sub-Zero approximately 4 seconds to freeze a person in place...

which in real-world physics is completely impossible.

To induce full body frostbite in that time, he would have to lower the surrounding temperature to negative SIX AND A HALF MILLION DEGREES FAHRENHEIT.

Boomstick: That's a stupid amount of cold!

Wiz: 13,000 times colder than absolute zero, to be exact.

Making it a temperature which literally CANNOT EXIST.

Boomstick: And yet still not as cold as my ex-wife's heart.

Ha! Anyway, Sub-Zero has more than earned his reputation as one of the most fearsome fighters in the Mortal Kombat universe.

He's strong enough to break titanium statues with a single chop, quick enough to dodge an oncoming rocket,

and he defeated some of the best warriors across multiple dimensions, like the lizard dude Reptile

and Taven the half-god who single-handedly defeated dozens Lin Kuei assassins.

He's beaten his rival for life Scorpion several times and even took on...

Wiz: Through sheer willpower he's survived injuries no normal person could walk away from.

Like getting torched in the face by a flamethrower, or being double impaled through the torso.

But that pales in comparison to when he underwent the procedures which turned him into a cyborg,

and then was blown apart and reassembled into human form while still conscious.

Boomstick: Damn what a tough son of a bitch!

Wiz: But don't overestimate him. Although Sub-Zero keeps company with powerful spirits, undead wraiths and immortal gods...

He may have incredible powers but he's still just a mortal man.

Also, his emotional baggage and desire to live up to his brother's name has clouded his judgement more than once.

Boomstick: But that didn't stop him from becoming Grandmaster of the Lin Kuei;

he changed their goals, turning them to the side of good,

and even formed an alliance with his old rival Scorpion over a nice brunch.

Sub-Zero: Death is more honor than you deserve.

Wiz: Beyond our solar system, advanced civilizations are governed by the 88 Decrees.

Should anyone dare violate these laws, they will find themselves targeted by the Galactic Marshalls.

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