Allright, sowhetherornotyoufrequentconventionsorjustfinisheduptheHalloweenseason, I'm prettysureyouhad a runinwithsomeattentionstarvedhumanin a deadpoolcostume.
Fantamakesactuallyclonedchildapocalypticcorpseandraisedhiminvirtualrealityasanexperimenttoseeifapocalypsecouldbe a goodpersonifraisedwell, crazy, convolutedstorylinewhereDeadpoolactsas a mentortoyoungapocalypse, givinghimsagelyadviceand, um, a stackofcornstillnotconvinced.
Letmeintroduceyoutoexample X Deadpoolsaves a cat.
Yeah, youheardme.
Thismedicinemercenaryoncerescued a poorlittlekiddingfrom a tree.
That's like, Goodguy.
Wannaonestuffrightthere?
Andifitwasn't enough, heevenmustersup a fakenowtoput a smileontheyounggirl's face.
Now, I'm notsayingDeadpoolis a goodguyoranything.
All I'm sayingisheisn't theassholesomepeoplethinkheis.