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Everyone knows the most important thing happening this week.

The Smash Brothers direct.

The second most important thing, though, is Halloween.

Specifically Halloween candy.

You think on this top 10 we'd be talking about the top 10 best Candies.

I'm not so lucky.

Hey, I'm never snake.

Frisco attacks top 10 Worst Halloween candy number 10 when you bring your hall back from a Halloween night out in your hood, one of the best feelings as sorting through your candy and finding that top tier stuff.

Come on, you know what I'm talking about.

Milky Ways, Twix, M and M's Snickers.

And then there's the ripoff versions of all that six leads ball foes.

Quasar is all those second rate chocolates that just aren't as good as the stuff they're aping now.

They're only going into number 10 because at least they're mimicking good candy.

And imitation is the sincerest form of things and whatever.

Well, that's still like being picked second toe last for your gym class dodgeball team back in the day.

You're not the worst ever, but but, I mean, you're close enough.

Number nine.

Speaking of chocolates, I don't care what Tootsie Rolls claim they're made of, but you cannot convince me that it's chocolate there, this tough, sticky substance of sorts that nearly took a bath in something chocolate flavored.

So sure they taste all right, I guess.

But the problem with Tootsie Rolls is how unforgivably sticky they are.

Seriously, have you ever in your life have a Tootsie Roll?

It didn't feel like it was hard, and to be on natural human consumption, do they just make these things stale on purpose with these be edible.

If you open these up, this is 1930 are there's no expiration date on TV.

Well, we say there's an expiration date, but they're fine because we have some that date back that far.

We try them.

It may surprise you, but these rolls of poop posing is chocolate Still aren't the worst offenders as faras stickiness goes number, because if anything gets stuck in your teeth worse than Tootsie Rolls, it's freaking dots.

I don't think these little rainbow colored lumps could be any stickier if you assembled a team of the world's leading crappy candy engineers and forced them to do it at gunpoint.

So it should surprise nobody that dots in Tootsie Rolls are made by the same evil company.

And you know it gets me the boxes always fill your head with these false hopes, because you look at the Dodds and you imagine something soft and chewy.

But the moment you put one in your mouth, they permanently adhere to you like little tooth dissolving Liege.

It's They don't even care that dots air surprisingly flavorful little traces of the first dots I ever ate are still stuck in my teeth to this day.

Number seven, something, something, something.

Something in certain Lewis Black reverence here, as far as anything that dares to call itself candy candy, corn is peak mediocrity.

Is it actually can be.

Or is it sugary wax in the vague shape of corn kernels?

How can you even trust these things when they're literally never wrapped?

You don't know where it's been, you know, on that note, where does candy corn even come from?

Is Brocks responsible for all candy corn production?

But the mere fact that there at least partially to blame for the existence of candy corn that's just in poor taste.

And fittingly, so is the candy corn itself.

Number six.

Okay, even though I'm not allergic to them, I don't like peanuts.

So when I heard that circus peanuts were actually little clouds of childhood bless called marshmallows, I had to give him a shot.

You can't possibly screw up marshmallows, right?

O t.

A naive fool.

Once again, see circus peanuts don't taste like marshmallows.

They don't even taste like peanuts.

Somehow, some way, these grotesque clumps of matter tastes like bananas.

Figure that one out.

If you think circus peanuts taste like something that don't belong in today's world, allow me to not blow your mind by saying that these things have been around since the 18 hundreds.

It is the 21st century.

Now, how much longer is it gonna be before we abolish these things already?

Number five.

Okay, I do have to give candy this.

Even if candy is bad, at least you can still say it's candy.

I mean, yes, I don't know.

Either way, when you're now trading your neighbors, Kennedy Stashes, you want to get stuff that would rot your teeth.

And so what is up with these party poopers given out granola bars?

Halloween is about costumes and candy, not health.

And even if giving healthy alternatives is what these sick freaks are out for, granola bars haven't honest sugar in them.

Anyway.

I won't put them higher than number five because at least they come in wrappers.

So you know that the unopened ones air clean.

Unlike this next one number four friends who puts fruit in kids trick or treat bags.

What kind of demented psychopath wants to give kids healthy alternatives to candy and gives you something that actually is good for you.

Unlike granola bars, these people need to stop.

October 31st is the one day, the one day a year.

I actively try to go into a diabetic shock.

You're nothing but candy.

And this organic, potassium filled vitamin C loaded bullcrap does not help my cause.

Plus, like I said, they don't come in wrappers.

So God only knows who or what touched it before you did.

And you know what the worst part is?

I actually love fruit.

So things a lot healthy wieners for making me put something I like on the top 10.

Worst number three.

If I can say just one positive thing about candy buttons, it's that they're better than eating straight paper.

Why do I know this?

Because you can't peel one of these sugar tablets off without little bits of the paper and comes on joining it.

He kind of just have to accept that this paper is now part of your candy and that it's about to be part of you to the different colors are supposed to be the different flavors, but they can't even get that right.

In what universe does the color blue represent lying flavoring?

I'm honestly trying my hardest to find a real use for candy buttons.

You could, uh, pretend you're popping pills.

That's a farmer reaching year simulated drug abuse number two.

Welcome to the top two spots on the list were the words technically edible are now some of the highest praise we can give.

You get these wax lips and sure you can look silly when you put them in your mouth.

Hardy, har, har.

But tell me how enticing the idea of eating literal wax can really be.

And I can hear all of you telling me this right now.

You're not supposed to eat wax lips, Nick.

Do you eat everything people put into your Halloween bag?

Yes.

Listen, if they didn't want people to consume these things and maybe these shouldn't have made them out of food grade material, either that or all of his candy is actually messing with my brain.

I'm very concerned that that's the case either way, Thankfully, there's just one more to go.

It's number one.

This, dear viewers, is not candy.

You can't even convince me that it's food.

Necco wafers are nothing but sugar sprinkled onto sidewalk talk.

It's bad.

It's small.

Bad, in fact, that Niko tried to change things up a couple of years ago by going all natural on health conscious and whatnot, but that just made them softer and even less tolerable.

Unsurprisingly, they reverted their formula back to their old ways, which just meant the return of the only candy that you can play hopscotch with.

Necco wafers have been the epitome of tasteless, joyless and the bull material since 18 47.

That's the year they were first produced, and I'm convinced that's also the year that every Necco wafer that's ever existed was made.

Nothing drives up your Halloween joy like getting a pack of compacted dust in your trick or treat bag.

Thanks you heartless monsters for our secret number 11.

Is there a riskier candy to eat in those unmarked, unbranded tabbies?

To this day, scientists still cannot trace the origin of what I'm just gonna call anonymous taffy.