I mean, it's a Siri's that has vampires scented gun and spirit people that pop out of other people.

But it's when the series was put into the hands of clamp on all female manga house.

Had this adventure got even more bizarre.

I'm just on the Internet.

I do all the research.

Nobody else wants to go straight from the desk of battle.

First up, they decided to start things off with an issue aptly titled Jo Jo's Bazaar.

Married Life.

It takes place right after the Stardust Crusader arc where Jo, Jo and friends take down.

There are Jenna Me Dio.

However, Clamp made a few changes.

E.

G.

Abdel and most importantly, Cock Ewing are all still alive.

Sorry, spoilers.

They die in season three.

If you didn't know.

Oh, no.

And for some reason, upon returning home from his trip around the world, Joe Torre whisks Cock Ewing straight to his house, and I should you not forces him to sign marriage papers, which seems illegal to me.

But you know it's Jo Jo.

Anyway, Cock Ewing is immediately declared the wife and get straight into the kitchen to cook everyone up some food.

How charmingly not 2018 of him.

But you all are here for the sad perpetuation of gender stereotypes.

You're here for that nest in nasty welcome nighttime Joe Tro scuttles CAC Ewing away to the bedroom.

This simple act, for whatever reason, seems to completely confuse a group of fully grown adults like what else are two people doing in bed together the night of their marriage?

Well, thes clueless Boone's decided their right to take a peek.

So Old Man Joseph uses a TV and his Purple Hermits stand to take a glimpse into their bedroom to see exactly what's going on.

Now, mind you, we, as the reader, don't get to see.

But I think I have a pretty good idea of what's going on pretty much like that.

Anyway, the manga ends with Jo Jo physically scolding all these peeping toms.

Well, if you think forced marriage between two high school students is odd, it's got nothing on the second issue.

So for some reason, this little fan comic eventually got a second issue because we clearly need to explore this further right out of the gate.

were greeted with a frightened cock.

Ewing was just woken up to discover a giant egg in his bed and new not like an ostrich egg or anything.

This bad boy is a genuine a human egg.

How the hell did it get there?

Well, none of the cast has a single clue.

I, on the other hand, have a pretty specific theory on just how this happened anyway, pretty much immediately after the egg has found it.

Hatches giving way to a brand new bouncing baby boy bearing the Jo Jo family birthmark, which confirms its joke.

Rose child.

So remember, kids, if you're a pair of married high school boys and are looking to avoid an unwanted pregnancy, make sure to avoid well, I don't know exactly how to human male mammals lay an egg, but it probably has something to do with science aside, This little egg baby named Jota does not give a shit about science first orders.

At just a week old, he cannot only strike a pose alongside his dad, but apparently he's also able to start kindergarten at a week old.

Oh, and did I mention he can draw better than I'll ever be able Teoh at a week old.

You think Joe Joe would be thrilled, Right?

Wrong.

This guy tries to hit his one week old baby just because the picture might have had a few bad comments about Joe on it.

Top it all off.

This talented, stylish little bastard also has a stand.

It's a blend of Joe TRO star platinum and Khaki Wayne's higher if in green Joe Joe decides to name it after his dish soap because he's a shitty dad.

So, yeah, meet Charmy green.

It wasn't stupid enough.

Somehow the little brat is then shown to be in high school by the age of 10.

And then, well, the comic just kind of ends.

So yeah, that's the story of how Jo Jo forced his high school friend into marriage and then, after a night of made a human egg baby prodigy.

Fun fact.