Today at express VPN dot com slash battle on the distant planet of tattooing.

Lived in elderly hermit known as Old Ben.

His heart heavy with regret and stories to tell because he wasn't just some crazy old coot.

He used to be a bad ass Samarai Space wizard Obi One Kenobi.

Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time.

I love a good obi.

One liner Hello that As a child, Kenobi was inducted into the jet.

I order Warrior Monks training in the force over the course of their lives.

And he was trained by the one and only Liam Neeson, well and daily was murdered by Space Satan.

Eventually, Kenobi rose to the top ranks of the order, becoming a jet I master just in time for two back tobacco.

Lactic wars Sounds like fun when you've got his classic lightsaber, which can cut through basically anything with it of force.

Get it, including the during iam armor of General Grievous, which can take volleys from Starfighter camels.

It's an elegant weapon for a more civilized age because, you know, mutilating in decapitating people left and right is way more honorable.

Kenobi has studied seven forms of light saber combat and is the undisputed master of Form three races, which is known about defense and waiting for your opponent to make a mistake to the land of finishing Blow.

He's so skilled he could beat sit lords in just seconds.

But Kenobi's most powerful weapon or better put ally, is the force.

An energy that exists almost everywhere.

Jet I can tap into the force to manipulate the world around them, such as moving objects with their broomstick.

Why is your face like that?

Moving an object with my bite?

You can't do that.

Oh, yeah?

Well, then why is my microphone the ah, my Jack wouldn't do.

Okay.

That was a little harder than I intended.

Come back next week.