(Rock Music Plays in Backround)

Wiz: Their rivalry is legendary and their fame unmatched.

W: After battling for over two decades, this epic duel will finally meet a decisive end.

B: I've been waiting for this forever!

W: Mario, the whimsical Italian plumber

B: And Sonic, the hyperactive hedgehog.

W: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle

W: Mario is one of the Star Children and possesses many special abilities with the intent of protecting his home: The Mushroom Kingdom

W: Even as a baby he was obviously destined for greatness

B: When you've got an army of dinosaurs serving you before you can even speak, you know you're going to do great things.

W: He is well known for his incredible athleticism and his unmatched jumping ability.

B: Who says white guys can't jump?

W: Plus, he's a powerhouse with the strength to lift heavy objects and crush enormous castles.

W: He also uses his bare fists to smash solid brick.

B: With his jumping skills and weight, he can pound and crush his foes into oblivion.

B: And if he needs some extra firepower, well, he's got an entire arsenal of powerups.

W: His first powerup is the Fire Flower.

W: With it, Mario obtains pyrokinetic abilities.

B: Really? I always thought the flower was just really spicy.

W: He can create and manipulate fire to produce a variety of devastating attacks.

B: He's also got his frog suit thingy.

B: While wearing it, Mario can jump even higher, swim even faster, and breathe underwater.

B: The only problem is, no one's really going to take him seriously wearing that thing.

B: Haha, ah, look at him.

W: Several different power-ups have granted Mario flight before, but none as well as the Cape Feather.

W: With it, Mario can fly for an unprecedented amount of time.

B: The Metal Cap turns Mario's entire body into indestructible living steel.

B: But while Metal Mario's extremely heavy, his strength and speed are boosted, giving him 10x more power and just as much agility as before.

W: The Starman envelopes Mario in a blinding aura of compressed energy, granting him increased speed and invulnerability for a short time.

W: Touching a normal enemy in this state will instantly kill the foe.

W: And while it's not technically a powerup, Mario has a hammer that can crush almost anything.

B: It seems that Mario's always popping shrooms to get more power.

B: And with the Mega Mushroom, he gets ginormous.

B: Mowing down people, plants, environments - Hell, EVERYTHING.

W: Mario has battled a larger variety of enemies than any other video game hero.

W: Whether a foe is large or small, scary or goofy, dumb or deadly - nothing has ever proven too much for him.

B: Except for never keeping track of his woman!

B: She's always getting kidnapped, and he's always showing up at the wrong castle.

B: Somebody needs to throw a GPS tracking bracelet on that bitch.

W: He's fairly impulsive and not much of a strategist, preferring to fight his way quickly through problems without thinking things through.

B: But that doesn't matter, Italy's greatest hero can power through anything.

Mario: It'sa me! Mario!

W: Sonic The Hedgehog is the fastest thing alive and a freedom fighter fighting to save the world from the tyrannical Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik

B: He's not so bad for a tree-huggin' hippie!

W:Sonic's most notable ability is his speed.

W: He can easily break the sound barrier in mere seconds.

W: While his top speed is unknown, he has clocked in at an average 765 miles per hour.

B: Holy crap! This guy must blow through shoes

W: He can further increase his speed through his trademark figure 8 technique

B: But he's not just fast on his feet, he can curl into a tiny ball and rip through his opponents with a spin attack.

W: His homing attack rockets towards an opponent and can hit multiple times

B: And with his spin dash he can reach top speeds almost instantly

B: How does this guy not vomit?

W: During his adventures he has used a variety of different shields to improve his abilities

W: Each shield can deflect minor projectiles and have environmental advantages

W: Though they will disintegrate after blocking a deadly blow

B: The Fire Shield can absorb, well, fire and heat, though it can't survive underwater

B: No shit. But with it, Sonic can use a fiery dash attack

W: The Lightening Shield can't survive in aquatic environments either

W: But, it gives Sonic a mid-air jump for further aerial control

B: And with the Bubble Shield he can breathe underwater and control his jumps with a powerful bounce

B: Why do we keep mentioning water you may ask?

B: 'Cuz he can't freaking swim

W: Sonic's ultimate power-up, however, isn't a shield at all

W: After absorbing thousands of power rings during his adventures,

W: Sonic has become an embodiment of chaos

W: Using the power of the seven Chaos Emeralds

W: Sonic can tap into their incredible powers, and summon the form of Super Sonic

B: Super Sonic can fly, breathe underwater, and is completely invulnerable

W: Not to mention his speed is increased a thousand-fold

B: But as with most things that are unbelievably powerful, it has a time limit

B: Without a taste of live power rings it can't even last a full minute

W: And when the form finally subsides, Sonic returns to normal at peak physical form,

W: Regardless of his condition prior to the transformation

B: While Sonic's always risking his life saving the world from all kinds of dangerous robots and demigods

B: He's kind of a dick

W: Sonic is cocky, arrogant, and addicted to action

W: He gets cranky and unstable when he's cooped up for too long

B: And if you ignore him, heh, he'll straight up leave 'ya

W: But despite his rough personality, he'll do whatever it takes to save the day

Sonic: Oo, I like to hang, but I gotta juice

[metal door slamming]

W: Alright the combatants are set

W: Let's end this debate once and for all

B: But first, I gotta get me some rocket boots so I can run like Sonic

W: What, where are you going to get the money for rocket boots?

B: Netflix?

[metal door slamming]

W: Netflix delivers movies straight to your house saving you time and money

W: You can watch all kinds of TV and film streamed to your PC, Mac, phone

B: Or your TV with a Netflix ready device like the PS3, XBox 360 or Nintendo Wii

B: Or you can use them all at once for what I call "super flicks!"

W: Go to Netflix.com forward-slash for a free trial membership

B: But right now, it's time for a Death Battle!

[metal door slamming]

Sonic: Alright chubby, let's settle this!

Mario: Letsa go!

Announcer: Fight!

Mario: Zappa!

Mario: Here we go!

[chorus in background]

Mario: Mamma Mia!

Mario: [laughter]

Sonic: Now I'll show you!

Sonic: How's that, plumber?

Mario: Woohoo!

Sonic: So you're a bit tougher than I thought, huh

Sonic: But now it's time for me to finish this-

Sonic: Woah

Sonic: Uh-oh

Sonic: You're too slow!

Mario: D'oh!

Sonic: Now's my chance!

Mario: Waaaa!

Announcer: K. O.!

[metal door slamming]

B: Now that's what I call a Death Battle!

W: Their power-ups seemed evenly matched, countering blow for blow

B: Mario was even able to counter the unstoppable Super Sonic

W: But with their arsenals exhausted, Mario was no match for Sonic's natural speed

W: Even if they had use their lesser know power-ups like the Ice-Flower or Super Emeralds

W: There's no reason to say the result would be any different

B: Looks like Mario just couldn't keep up

W: The winner is Sonic the Hedgehog

[metal door slamming]

B: Next time on Death Battle!

W: Next month we're doing something a little different

B: We're doing two people, everybody wants to see a fight to the death

B: 'Cuz we hate 'em

W: Of course if you have an idea for a Death Battle

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W: And a big thanks to Caden Redpearl as the voice of Sonic

B:Thanks for watchin'!

voice: Oh my god!