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  • There are nicer ways to gain views at least play a stupid game or something!

  • Pewds, if you're running out of ideas just play a game

  • Stop posting boring shit like this!! Start posting good stuff

  • Play the new south park game

  • or a COD game

  • or go skydiving (ew) just stop posting boring shit!!!

  • Pls poods stop making yourself a fool and play a game

  • dude just play a video game, jesus!

  • plAY A GAmE

  • why doesn't he just like play a long game until he has an idea

  • SHuT uP

  • shUt Up

  • ThE REasON I'm NOt PLAyiNG anY GAmeS

  • is cause there's no such thing

  • as a good game

  • (guitar song plays as rocket league gameplay is showed in the background)

  • wait a minute

  • (loud screeching noises of rocket league cars chasings the ball)

  • what is this?

  • ohHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(Horrible screaming part 1)

  • AHh

  • (Horrible screaming part 2 begins)

  • (zooms into mole)

  • (Disk error screaming)

  • (Again!)

  • This game came out, literally on the same date as Fallout, Fallout 3 I think.

  • So pretty much, Everyone ignored it

  • It was also at a time where this type of games

  • were oversaturated but now Jesus Christ himself

  • came down from the sky and said

  • "Hey, you know what, aahHh, this game,

  • *more stuttering*you can have it on PC"

  • uuuh

  • what a lot of people actually DON'T know

  • is that this game is a uh- a mod

  • for an older game -uuh minecraft

  • made by Notch back in 2011

  • this is just a texture pack, really

  • and I- I think if you pay close attention

  • you can- you can see this in the gameplay

  • *robot whirring sounds*

  • a lot of people also don't realise this game is just like "The Search"

  • *laughing* []

  • aW

  • I fucking meta myself with a joke

  • female voice:"Sam! how's the view on your monitor" Male voice: "Looking good. The scenery's a little bland tho"

  • Sam is not a copy of Solid Snake

  • ehh

  • it's a common misconception

  • he's actually a copy of Sam from minecraft

  • you know that generic minecraft character

  • THAT'S who he's taken from

  • alright here we go

  • actual gameplay

  • so the beauty of Vanquish is the sliding option

  • with the slowing down option

  • it's-it's sexy as fuck

  • youuuuu've just gotta slide down

  • and watch out for carpet burns

  • ah fuck

  • this is how it's done

  • that's what i'm talking about

  • hELL YEAH

  • *voice cracking* hELL YEAH MAN

  • [quietly] oh i can't hit that one

  • sliiiiiiiiidin'

  • FUCK yeah, this game is badass

  • what is even happening

  • are those *burps* [you are disgusting pewds]

  • are those space lobsters

  • aw hell yeah!

  • space

  • finally...a-a science fiction i can get behind

  • alright it's time to sLIIde babYY

  • yeaHHH BOY

  • oh god, oh sh, oh oh fuck, wrong door

  • i'm sorry

  • Slide, shoot and papa's got a brand new bag!

  • Ye..Yeah Boy!

  • Thats what I am fuckin talking about.

  • I love

  • Its so impressing with it

  • Impressing about what you can do with minecraft.

  • The modern community has really has done a great job

  • Well here's the real question

  • Can we slide upstairs?

  • Ohhh maaaa goooooooooood

  • hehehehehe

  • Sliding Stairs!

  • Finally a good game.

  • I waited soooo long

  • Thank you

  • Keep sliding..

  • Keep sliding...

  • Yeaaaahhhh Boyyyy!!

  • Now thats what I'm talkin about.

  • {Evil laugh}

  • Yess

  • Minecraft is the best game

  • Game of the year

  • [game cutscene] Sam: Burns, I need some backup.

  • Pewds: I like that his name is burns.

  • Burns: Franklin. Rios. You two escort Sam.

  • Burns: Everyone else provide cover

  • Ironically I should be called burns

  • For all the carpet burns I m getting haha.

  • {more laughing} [Airhorn SFX]

  • ahahahhhahaha

  • Burns:I think Im gonna need a bigger gun.

  • Hell yea Santa Claus! Oh my god

  • Is that a giant enemy crab?

  • So here's this giant enemy crab.

  • Oh my god is that her underwear?

  • Hey,why did you go to military?

  • Oh don't worry about it...

  • Just ehh break dance

  • I just had a break dance class.

  • There ya go

  • Stupid Russians!

  • ehhehh [russian flag flys in blackground] Ohh my god I take it back

  • I'm sorry, I'm sorry

  • Jeez

  • Ultimate breakdance

  • Dodge everything

  • can't hit this?

  • Oh my ****ing god!

  • Its megatron. What are you doin here?

  • Ahhh jeeez

  • Jesus christ!

  • I think that what a lot of people don't realize is that this is an actual representation....

  • Of when trump is down with his presidency.

  • and I'm okay with that [laughs]

  • Woah!Its happening

  • What the **** is this?

  • What the **** was that?

  • How do I do that again?

  • Got em' Hell yeah!

  • Yeahhh boyyy!

  • buhhhhh

  • He's dodging.

  • Woahhh ah hahhaha {Laughs}

  • That's what I'm fuckin talkin about!

  • Hell yeah man

  • That was fucking awesome

  • Ehhh sliding into your dm's ehehehhh

  • aw aw aw aw aw f**k aw aw aw

  • Dont worry about it.dont worry bout it

  • Sliding!!

  • Wooooahh huhhu

  • This game is just like gears of war!

  • I mean dark souls

  • Is this a nipple electrifying device?

  • Should I stop or...

  • {laughs}

  • He made a reference "Ebay"

  • What the **** is this game?

  • ohhh maan

  • Hell yeah

  • If anyone understands what is happening let me know.

  • Ahhh shit

  • Wait, I finished a mission?

  • I just died. wtf

  • I gotta say this game is fucking glorious to play on pc

  • I can finally see santa's butt in hd

  • This is what I've been waiting for

  • Isnt that right santa

  • **** u bitch. Shut the **** up bitch I'd love to **** at you.

  • Fuck yeah!!

  • Im playing my favourite disco song for them!

  • {Disco song in background}. I cant stop dancing.

  • Take this!!!

  • oooh sh**

  • aahh

  • Its wall-e!

  • Its wall-e on steroids what the **** happened?

  • Visual footage of when me and Marzia...

  • Ohh what was that {music plays}

  • Oh shi...Oh no..Oh no..

  • Oh jesus

  • Im sorry Im sorry

  • Im sorry

  • Im sorry buddy

  • Ohhhhh dick thing!!

  • Yeah! uh..

  • Oh shit

  • Its Jackspedice

  • [Russian national anthem]

  • Shit his Irish titties are super strong

  • Oaa Ohh ohh

  • Oaaa ohhh ohhhh oaaaa

  • Just like jerksaw {What?}

  • Hell yeah

  • Its piston time!

  • Well, well, well clap it up everyone

  • For Vanquish....

  • Sponsor...Sponsored video ehhhhh

  • If you guys enjoyed, that's a little preview of vanquish.

  • I think its a really fun action tough game if you're into that sh**

  • check it out and...

  • and as always..

  • Sister...Sister fist!

  • [New Wiki how video]:How to treat carpet burns.

  • Narrator: Wash your hands then clean the wound with warm water.

  • Narrator: Take a soft cloth, an antibacterial soap and disinfect the wound with hydrogen peroxide.

  • [youtube comment] Dude just play a video game! Jesus.

  • Subtitles by Deck of king.Thanks for watching!

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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