字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Brother! It`s been too long (YEP) Hey, how's it going bros? Aaaa My Name is PewDiePie! I've been scavenging the INTERNET (rly poods?) and I found this game (yay) that i have never seen anyone play before :O *FREAKS OUT* EHEHEH It's a joke. (srsly) everyone has played this game It's an old classic It's a fine wine A fine wine of video games i'm talkin' of course is facade *dat moosic doe* *wat* Mah name'a JEFF MAH NAME'A JEFF!! If you haven't played this game before you are supposed to save the relation of trip and grace *knock knock knock* Penny! PENNY PEHNEEY PEHNEYY JEFF! MAH NAME'EH JEFF *dat face* UHH OOOOOOOOOOOOO eheh i forgot how tidy is arse is oh man jeff has problem walking trips ass my god oh my god i 8 ball i remember this will i get trips ass tonight who knows that is the chance Barris a god there is a chance okay the goal here is to break them up i will go for Josh there's that bitch I would go for trip song stay away hi how are you Oh stay away stay away from me demon child oh no and make yourself at home okay fine to stay away I'm protected by their rainbow dildo the sculptures nope I used to be so into collect hawk Connie you're injured Hawks hey you love your sculpt here so much i'm not even allowed to touch them trick your poker buddies used them as ashtrays Oh anyhow Jeff Jeff Jeff I like to look at tricks ass my name is jeff i'll let you flirt with me just one time cuz we're friends hey come here says come here you're hugging me how nice of you you like that you like that great friend after so long I want to be great Franklin there's a problem Jeff yeah yeah that's my name nothing's wrong everything's fine Wow seeing you again love say my name is a wonderful times we all used to have in the sexy done dungeon oh I think we're gonna need it Hey look at their fucking face exec okay Jeff yes what does this picture make you think Oh trip don't pour a friend on the spot like that in a word what does this say to you never do my name is one word okay yeah romance ah it says romance god damn it I always get it wrong great can you go away yeah JK grace is ugly oh oh oh someone get that boat where did I put it is buck how can you Jeff know my name at Jeff oh it's my dad individually I'm not saying anything it's still ringing okay he's being annoying as usual just just hang it up hello give me give me a hug well I was awkward are you guys not going to say anything you're just Jeff how about dies that's a good conversation starter okay hi Rick do you do squats okay there's no way to communicate Jeff okay all right I get it you guys don't want me here fine I don't care I don't care anymore I just walked through the door good game good game what the fuck happened all right why don't we try another name see if that's more productive car fucking cause that really a name car what up y'all that's a cool name it's not a name fucking League of Legends character name it 12 I'm 12 yes I am penny penny penny penny gah bazinga fancies entry pass is it big sure thing told you confirmed trips ass confirmed ah here hey Paul just tripped love me oh my god ha hi how are you i am so happy to see you after so long brother it's been too long cowan's hard drives a martini sound how does oh yeah you are near the kind of person in itself help and stare god I don't shake em okay I'm just gonna go my god what are you doing it right now oh well maybe you'd like some juice or move a Brita here haha ok and makes me remember the little times we all used to have trap hop oh well thanks wait that's not a compliment huh you always have such nice things to say he's the nice nips oh I'm kissing now I'm kissing j/k I'm getting right ha that's it you've got a fucking Jamison gosh you can expect to clean up no you know let me stay at we can put up with a lot but we have our limits you know let me in let kind I'm so bad at this game ah it's been too long look I have friends ha look at all my friends hi how are you i am so happy to see you after so long yeah how are you doing I just asked him that well i'm asking him to hey um wait you think Maria that's right Maria haha oh you're you're quite the Kidder tonight trip hahaha yeah eating maria never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind wait you think I'm cheating on grace yes with me he looks so happy about it yes you uh you're really you're cheating yeah that's my boy hey cartel see how witty nice Kyle no so good on a fake how do I play there's only so much you can expect you know that's Christ Jeff are you are you leaving the room anyway where's your bed can't remember what we were talking about oh yeah i line my very very difficult to each his grind dad the whole right what do you think yeah Jeff what do you say oh my god oh my god is no scary this game is a fucking horror game I swear to God Jesus no no I really think we have this won't trust me trust me you're look at how beautiful maybe you'd like some juice or mineral water yeah no we need to open this all have our friend is here we're going to enjoy ourselves that's all there is to it I've been dying to try this Bordeaux for a long time it's a perfect anniversary wine is it fuck you bitch shut the fuck up this bag the fuck up and I forgot you sometimes I feel like our whole marriage is just for show I don't know what you really feel Oh where's yeah are you doing can you believe it here I know it's crazy what I what are you saying to me god damn Italy I try to reach out to you I try to be romantic with you but you're cold and distant I do I really try yeah what I'm going to ask you something grace okay great let me ask all right okay I'm ready finally tell me what do you want what do you want yes or no okay in a marriage shouldn't one person try to make their spouse a better person even if they don't want it what is this tough one it's a really tough one um Jeff my name is Jeff you know I've never wanted anyone but you no no no burn she earned bed I mean no Jeff you wanted me I know yeah I've had enough of this bullshit