It`s been too long (YEP)

Hey, how's it going bros?

Aaaa

My Name is PewDiePie!

I've been scavenging the INTERNET (rly poods?)

and I found this game (yay)

that i have never seen anyone play before :O

*FREAKS OUT* EHEHEH

It's a joke. (srsly)

everyone has played this game

It's an old classic

It's a fine wine

A fine wine of video games

i'm talkin' of course is facade

*dat moosic doe*

*wat*

Mah name'a JEFF

MAH NAME'A JEFF!!

If you haven't played this game before

you are supposed to

save the relation of trip and grace

*knock knock knock*

Penny!

PENNY

PEHNEEY

PEHNEYY

JEFF!

MAH NAME'EH JEFF

*dat face* UHH

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

eheh i forgot how tidy is arse is

oh man

jeff has problem walking trips ass my

god oh my god i 8 ball i remember this

will i get trips ass tonight who knows

that is the chance Barris a god there is

a chance okay the goal here is to break

them up i will go for Josh there's that

bitch I would go for trip song stay away

hi how are you Oh stay away stay away

from me demon child oh no and make

yourself at home okay fine to stay away

I'm protected by their rainbow dildo the

sculptures nope I used to be so into

collect hawk Connie you're injured Hawks

hey you love your sculpt here so much

i'm not even allowed to touch them trick

your poker buddies used them as ashtrays

Oh anyhow Jeff Jeff Jeff I like to look

at tricks ass my name is jeff i'll let

you flirt with me just one time cuz

we're friends hey come here says come

here you're hugging me how nice of you

you like that you like that great

friend after so long I want to be great

Franklin there's a problem Jeff yeah

yeah that's my name nothing's wrong

everything's fine Wow seeing you again

love say my name is a wonderful times we

all used to have in the sexy done

dungeon oh I think we're gonna need it

Hey look at their fucking face exec okay

Jeff yes what does this picture make you

think Oh trip don't pour a friend on the

spot like that in a word what does this

say to you never do my name is one word

okay yeah romance ah it says romance god

damn it I always get it wrong great can

you go away yeah JK grace is ugly oh oh

oh someone get that boat where did I put

it is buck how can you Jeff know my name

at Jeff oh it's my dad individually I'm

not saying anything it's still ringing

okay he's being annoying as usual just

just hang it up hello give me give me a

hug

well I was awkward are you guys not

going to say anything you're just Jeff

how about dies that's a good

conversation starter okay hi Rick do you

do squats

okay there's no way to communicate Jeff

okay all right I get it you guys don't

want me here fine I don't care I don't

care anymore I just walked through the

door good game good game what the fuck

happened all right why don't we try

another name see if that's more

productive car fucking cause that really

a name car what up y'all that's a cool

name it's not a name fucking League of

Legends character name it 12 I'm 12 yes

I am penny penny penny penny gah bazinga

fancies entry pass is it big sure thing

told you confirmed trips ass confirmed

ah here hey Paul just tripped love me oh

my god ha hi how are you i am so happy

to see you after so long brother it's

been too long cowan's hard drives a

martini sound how does oh yeah you are

near the kind of person in itself help

and stare god I don't shake em okay I'm

just gonna go my god what are you doing

it right now oh well maybe you'd like

some juice or move a Brita here haha ok

and makes me remember the little times

we all used to have trap hop oh well

thanks wait that's not a compliment huh

you always have such nice things to say

he's the nice nips

oh I'm kissing now I'm kissing j/k I'm

getting right ha that's it you've got a

fucking Jamison gosh you can expect to

clean up no you know let me stay at we

can put up with a lot but we have our

limits you know let me in let kind I'm

so bad at this game ah it's been too

long look I have friends ha look at all

my friends hi how are you i am so happy

to see you after so long yeah how are

you doing I just asked him that well i'm

asking him to hey um wait you think

Maria that's right Maria haha oh you're

you're quite the Kidder tonight trip

hahaha yeah eating maria never afraid to

say anything that pops into your mind

wait you think I'm cheating on grace yes

with me he looks so happy about it yes

you uh you're really you're

cheating yeah that's my boy hey cartel

see how witty nice Kyle no so good on a

fake how do I play there's only so much

you can expect you know that's Christ

Jeff are you are you leaving the room

anyway where's your bed can't remember

what we were talking about oh yeah i

line my very very difficult to each his

grind dad the whole right what do you

think

yeah Jeff what do you say oh my god oh

my god is no scary this game is a

fucking horror game I swear to God Jesus

no no I really think we have this won't

trust me trust me you're look at how

beautiful maybe you'd like some juice or

mineral water yeah no we need to open

this all have our friend is here we're

going to enjoy ourselves that's all

there is to it I've been dying to try

this Bordeaux for a long time it's a

perfect anniversary wine is it fuck you

bitch shut the fuck up this bag the fuck

up and I forgot you sometimes I feel

like our whole marriage is just for show

I don't know what you really feel Oh

where's yeah are you doing can you

believe it here I know it's crazy what I

what are you saying to me god damn Italy

I try to reach out to you I try to be

romantic with you but you're cold and

distant I do I really try yeah what I'm

going to ask you something grace okay

great let me ask all right okay I'm

ready finally tell me what do you want

what do you want yes or no okay in a

marriage shouldn't one person try to

make their spouse a better person even

if they don't want it what is this tough

one it's a really tough one um Jeff my

name is Jeff you know I've never wanted

anyone but you no no no burn she earned

bed I mean no Jeff you wanted me I know

yeah I've had enough of this bullshit

Jeff I know what you're trying to hint

at about me what about what yeah our

marriage you're gay and you want to run

it where you want the truth huh yes yes

the truth please great give me the truth

do you want Josh yeah i think the

attention to what you've been saying

tonight thank you finally pushing me

I have been because I know under I

really might friend or not well now your

friend I'm your love I ask you this yes

or no okay really think that flirting

with me praising grace flirting with

grace and worst of all seeing that

letter with ever-loving success has to

realize something about myself from all

is what you get in tonight's supposed to

add up some out of something

my name is Jeff