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  • Hey! It's another video that no one asked for, and it's completely irrelevant and not topical *Very Smart*

  • Anymore... :l

  • Blame or should I say Balam?

  • *stupid voice* "Uh, excuse me, it's pronounced Balaam after the sound of the gun."

  • No one gives a sh*t. Shut- Shut up

  • But the movie came out, and I make movie reviews right now. That's right (OK)

  • I made a video talking about my favourite manga blam, blaam.

  • F*ck.

  • So... I'm gonna try and not, eh

  • Repeat too much of what I said.

  • But basically there's another anime movie adaptation.*Whoa* Out on Netflix. Anime movie adaptation. Out on Netflix. Thank you Netflix

  • Anime movie adaptation. Out on Netflix. Thank you Netflix

  • Thank you, Netflix *holy music plays*

  • (EAR RAPE) For nothing! Thank You Netflix for making me embarrassed

  • For liking my favorite piece of art, and also thank you Netflix

  • for making what was already a mess of adaptations, into an even further, so, we have "Blame!" the original

  • and we have "Blame! and so on" which is like

  • Aeh... Well, I guess we explain a little bit more

  • We didn't tell you that much did we and then we have a "Blame!" the anime which people really view as something in high regards

  • Just as this review

  • "I have never rated anything 1 out of 10 until I encountered Bla..." Great!

  • Do you see what I'm going here is it's already so confusing what Blame! is because there's already these different adaptations everywhere

  • that are so goddamn bad when the original one is a masterpiece. We have blam the prologue

  • what in the fuck is I never even heard of this and then we have blam the special what and that's pretty much it just

  • Kidding, there's also the prequel, which is actually pretty good the prequel was alright and now

  • Thank you. We have blam the shitty movie. Just kidding. We also have blam

  • Denki Ryoushi Kiken Kaisou Dasshutsu Sakusen which is a remake?

  • And apparently the movies made as an adaptation of the remake, what in the what is what?

  • Why ah oh and also did I mention they all share the same universe as other animes like Knights of Cydonia?

  • Now this is not confusing at all. It's even confusing why this movie exists to begin with because

  • blam is not very popular

  • It was written in

  • 1994 it's it's the kind of thing where either you love it

  • Or you hate it, and those kind of things doesn't really translate well into into it other adaptations

  • at least it doesn't have a good track record of it the reason why it's a movie is because Netflix owned the

  • original series of night of Cydonia which was made by the same creator as blam. Knights of Cydonia

  • Don't get me wrong. It's not bad, but it's basically

  • I don't want to be too harsh, but it's basically the sell-out version of blame

  • It's not a bad anime by any means, but if you compare the two of them. It's goddamn awful

  • If I compare them, I would say integrity and no integrity it's like how can we make something really really popular, okay?

  • Well, let's have what's popular. Oh, yeah, mecha

  • Okay, what else do people like they like to see?

  • Sexy underwear and boobies okay, that's that and okay. I don't know how to explain it

  • Okay, the story of blam the simple synopsis took me

  • So goddamn long to figure out it was you're thrown into this universe in the manga, and you have to figure out yourself

  • What is going on what the heck is happening and?

  • understanding, but the movie starts and

  • It just tells you

  • nobody really knows

  • When the world became this way the contagion suddenly started and

  • Humans lost the power to connect with the city the city continued to expand on its own in humans

  • We're seen as

  • illegal residents

  • and exterminated

  • It's like if you worked your whole day to get an ice-cream

  • And then all the sudden everyone just gets ice creams for free

  • That's how I would this is a terrible way to compare obviously they have to explain. What is happening. It's a one-hour

  • 46 minute movie But, I don't know just watching it

  • I'm nah- the main plot of blame is

  • that the guy needs to find net terminal genes so he can connect to the net sphere that which will shut down all the

  • robots that has been ruining the planet for years and just kept building and building and building and

  • fighting against them the net sphere is sort of like a

  • reincarnation of the Internet in a in a futuristic way the main reason I find them to be it such a

  • Masterpiece is because it doesn't try and tell you a story

  • It puts you in the universe and you're you are left to figure it out yourself now admittedly

  • The writer Tsutomu Nihei

  • Isn't a good storyteller, and he's basically just avoiding explaining anything. There's very little logic behind anything and

  • It sort of makes it open for interpretation you see this in a lot of movies and

  • Stories where it's so vague that

  • You have to fill it in yourself

  • And it almost makes it like I feel like it's a basic human instinct that if we were not told

  • Everything of something we want to fill that ourselves

  • We fill it with what we think makes sense and therefore we value it higher than what it is

  • Which might make you question "Was it even that great to begin with then?"

  • But uuh let's not talk about that

  • now Blame takes place in

  • Such a long time

  • That time

  • becomes irrelevant

  • If you look at the whole universe ok, let's say, this is the time of the universe and

  • This is the time

  • We've existed as human beings ok, what if we stretched out that time super duper long

  • Huh then you can tell a story

  • During a small period and then jump ahead

  • and it wouldn't really make that much of a difference as opposed to if you'd have it this much and

  • and then like we are now-

  • This isn't making any sense. Oh my god

  • I'm trying

  • I'm no Neil deGrasse Tyson, okay, but so if you have like a really small time

  • And then you jump a lot you will be like whoa what happened here

  • But since we have such a long amount of time passing we can jump

  • It makes time irrelevant and there's such a long time placing

  • Going through the anime

  • and there's so many different events and

  • Different interesting things that you could make the movie out of. What did they pick the movie to make about?

  • This goddamn fisherman village!

  • Why the heck would you make it about these fishermen it doesn't make any sense at all it's the most

  • Uninteresting piece of the whole universe I don't care about those people

  • Who the heck are they I don't even know

  • What about making it when he meets Dhomochevsky? What about when Devine try to enter the net sphere?

  • Anything would be goddamn more important

  • than this stupid fisherman now a lot of people criticize the

  • this type of movie because of the CGI is made by polygon pictures and

  • I really like this type of style. I think it looks great in Knights of Cydonia. It just doesn't fit Blame! because Blame!, it's

  • so grungy and

  • The style is so heavy, but here it's the sort of way too plain

  • I really think I would have preferred to see this in a traditional drawn anime style even though

  • Typically I I'm not opposed to CGI in anime which probably most people don't agree with look how neat and polished it looks

  • Compared to like the manga it just falls so flat a classic a reoccurring theme that I find with a lot of re

  • Remakes and re-adaptations is that they don't seem to understand what made it good?

  • There's this bit where she takes off her helmet for kilee the main character, and oh there you go cute little blushy

  • Blushing cheeks. Oh look at that little tears in her eyes so dramatic. Oh, she's blushing for kilee

  • Oh, that's so cute. No. No it's fucking not

  • It's not cute Blame! has absolutely no romance in it and it's an adult manga that doesn't go overboard with the gore

  • And there's no sexual tension

  • Or a reference. There's no as much as a lot of anime tits there's none of it in blam

  • But then you go and have like

  • Some romance aspects of this and it's just kinda like

  • Why why, would you why. lets just re-change this video to angry swedish rants about anime this is so stupid

  • I don't know why I even care

  • But it just it's like if you're gonna make a remake at least respect and understand

  • What made the original good ok major spoiler coming up just look away the way they introduced her is here

  • They show her right away the introduction of Cibo is one of my favorite parts of

  • Favorite introduction of any character in any anime ain't any manga here. Here they introduced her. They show her right away

  • Look I'm Cibo. Oh great now

  • we know this is how Cibo is introduced in the manga ok she's this disgusting thing that he founds in the sewer and

  • She's and you didn't even know the gender but basically she's like oh

  • I've been here for a long time I, I, I, need your help. I promise. I'm a big deal ok

  • I've been here for a thousand of, for thousands of years. Yeah, I can help you out. If you help me out ok

  • I promise I'm a big deal

  • I'm a scientist ok I'm a scholar in the most perfect moment Cibo appears and bam

  • She's a strong independent woman ok

  • She's got her own body back again and look at that super cool

  • And you're like whoa she's actually not a disgusting homeless person, and its dope it's dope to find that out, but here

  • They're like. Oh, I'm Cibo. Oh great now from this point onward. I'm pretty lost in the movie

  • they basically reduced the

  • Story from we need to save humanity, to these people need some food because they are hungry

  • It's about to break down the

  • gravitational beam emitter

  • And you're like hell yeah. The most powerful weapon in the universe

  • It's basically. The, the, the

  • the gun version of the one punch man this thing will blow through anything

  • That's the point of the gun it's a huge part of the story.

  • It's almost like a character on its own. The Blame! is not Blame! without the gun. It's even in the name

  • You know this thing will blast through anything. That's why it's so cool. Oh, I can't wait for him to finally shoot that bitch

  • oh never mind she can just block it. What do you mean she can block it!? what you ruined it

  • You ruined it. You ruined it for me

  • I don't get it the thing about the gun is that it can pull it through anything. That's how he gets past

  • Certain levels in the manga you can't just stop

  • you can't just

  • You can't just do that the reason why I love Blame! so much is because it's not your traditional

  • Sci-fi it doesn't have all the spaceship flying into space

  • *pew pew noises*

  • All that Hollywood sci-fi bullshit it has this raw take over this dystopian future

  • And it doesn't just try and tell a story it even brings in philosophical thoughts, and I always saw that as a merge of

  • reality

  • internet and

  • Religion sort of into one idea that in the future in Blame! you have the net sphere which is basically

  • like reincarnation of

  • The Internet in a futuristic set and it sort of blends the idea of religion and

  • Internet in a really funny and weird way what if we created our own heaven you know and

  • because all the bad guys try to sneak into the net sphere and

  • That's sort of their goal and the rest of the people outside of the net sphere tries to connect to it as well!

  • But they lo- long lost access to it so it almost like we turned

  • Ourselves the planet our own planet into hell and we made our own heaven

  • Which is the net sphere the internet, connecting to the internet? I don't know this is how I interpret it and I'm sure

  • Most people probably wouldn't even be like what the fuck are you're saying, but that's what I really like about Blame!

  • Is that you can it's open for interpretation, and it's fun to do that read the manga. It's really great and

  • I'll stop talking about Blame! now. Thank you for listening to my

  • angry anime rant and!

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Netflixは私が愛するすべてのものを台無しにしている (Netflix Is Ruining EVERYTHING I LOVE)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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