But if you clicked on this video, I'm just going to assume that you're a fellow

passionate follower of the one and only BEANS

Our favorite hobbies is

Eating beans and watching Cars and trying to avoid ridicule.

Of course, there are haters (grrr) that doesn't (pewds I think you mean "don't" but okay) like beans

*pulls out a very detailed map of the world*

This is our plan of destruction, we will take over from this front

moving over to here

If you guys like beans, please go ahead and leave a like on this video right now

if you like bean so much, huh?

Why don't you go ahead and like this video, then

I bet you don't even like beans that much

I bet you don't even sleep with your beans. I bet you don't even eat beans while eating beans (I can't believe you pewds)

Pathetic. Well, I guess it's time for that to change (god has come)

Let's go through some inspo (inspiration) of THE BEANS

*new level of running out of ideas*

Want to thank whoever poured baked beans all over the slides at this park

and didn't clean it up

Very funny!

Have you done your part? Have you done your duty?

Have you been spreading beans across the world like this fellow, bean lover? I don't think so (Pewds is disappointed)

So don't even talk to me unless you put beans somewhere

That seemingly it wouldn't belong. I salute this bean sliding man or wahman

We accept anyone

A picture worth a thousand beans

Listen up. Listen up.

Unless you treat beans like the art form it is

Then we're not gonna get anywhere in this.

I just want to eat it, but I can't.

that's ART

We have to keep our guilty pleasure a secret. Sometimes hiding beans in our snacks

So people won't judge us well (too late Pewds)

Well- *laugh of relation*

I've done this myself while watching Cars 1 and 2 at the cinema.

First time. I was ridiculed Second time. I came prepared

Life Hack came for free but of course, we don't only just

eat beans.

That's right everybody

We drink beans

And you know, why? Because they have a lot of P R O T E I N in them.

Not s*y beans, you see these giant muscles? You see these?

(oH sTOp FLeXiNg pEWdS i aM sO jEAlOuS)

That's cuz of the protein in the beans

Oh my god. That is disgusting

That's what a level-one bean lover would say,

I however, am at least five ranks up in the bean-verse and this is a

Lovely dip to put your feet in

I would just love to slide it smoothly right into those Crocs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sliding to a woman's DM's-ahah. No, thank you.

Sliding to a croc filled with beans. Ah- That's right a very good

What is this video? I'm trying to figure it out as I'm going.

Frequently bought together

Unless this says on your Amazon account.

Then you're just a fake fan (disgusting), a fake follower, a poser.

always

$19.99. That's a great- that's a great deal.

Excuse me, while I have a bite on this delicious Apple.

Oh That's right. You thought I was eating Apples?

Nah

NAH FAM

I'm eating beans.

There's always beans. If a bean disliker were to slice me in half right now

I wouldn't bleed. I would bleed beans

I wouldn't bleed blood, I would bleed beans. It's in my veins

It's in my system. It's in my DNA

I eat beans only n-words who eat beans can like this picture

That is me giving the video a thumbs up

Just like you should. If you like beans unless you're a faker daker

This man has so much beans in his body

That it's coming out of his eyes

and he has to keep them contained which I can respect 100%

Some say; This is the profit in the bean-mi-verse

some say he can see the future...

through the beans (so he's a bean Dr.Strange?)

Sometimes we just have to abandon

the beans

but rest assured we'll come back for the beans

Man, this is some...

These beans are fire

Nothing like some cold beans.

Sometimes you get distracted from what's important in life

Looking to renovate your home, well here's a cheap life hack for you.

Just crack open a can of beans

This sub brings me so much joy

Who needs money?

Everyone is talking about all these new currencies.

Bitconnect

BTC

but what does it really stands for?

That's right. Beans

Times

Trumps Coins

Beans Trump's Coins.

That's right. Everybody. We're.. I'll accept beans from now on instead of donations

Want your home to smell lovely and nice?

Bean up, baby. BEAN UP

*smells around*

Margaret, may I say, this house smells Wonderful!

Is is bEaNS?!

Here we have beans

inside of beans. That's hilarious.

Why are you still watching this video? It's all beans (It's love, Pewds. Even if the vid's not that great)

How do you wash your clothes? That's right. Everybody with beans.

That's how I keep my white shirt so clean

Thanks to beans.

Arigaotu Bean-sama

Cupholder, is what a moron would use it for

Bean cup dispenser

Yeah~

Nothing like drinking some beans, everybody

Some classic Coca Cola flavored beans.

Oh my god, Jack. Now

I'm just getting annoyed. What did they- stop?

I mean, no. That looks great. That looks delicious

Pistachios. B-stichios. BEANSTACHIOS Delicious. Delicious, everybody!

*pewds in disgust* What the hell stop

Abort! Abort!

Oh My God

Stop, please. Stop, please

Wonder what kind of games will launch?

Freshly squeezed beans, everybody. Wow.

*kiss* (magnifique)

Nothing, like a- nothing gets me going in the morning like some freshly squeezed beans.

oof

nothing to stop a child from being conceived

like shoving some beams up there

Up top, everybody! If you do it right now.

Nothing like some- well that's coffee beans

That doesn't count. Get out of here.

Nothing like some beans in the banana lamp.

What is wrong with me?

I think- think I'm losing it. (Why are we still here?)

Nothing likes some beans to tell the time.

Oh my god

What's so great about beans is that if you spill your drink,

there's always more beans

*pewds refreshed*

Nothing quenches my thirst like a fresh can of beans with the boys.

Hmm, yummy

*family friendly words of encouragement* (oh dear)

Are you kidding me?!

God dam it

It's not even Christmas

Unless you put beans in your Christmas ornament

It's not your birthday unless you get a bean birthday cake.

And it's not a summer without a bean ice cream

Beans is everything the essence of life.

How do you think the Germans lost the war?

*World War II flashbacks*

Because this is what they were fighting, (THE BEANS RETURN) They clearly stood no chance.

What do you think was in the a-bomb that hit in Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

That's right beans. Beans'- just- everything

Man, that's a big bean...

You think I ran this joke to the death yet? (Yes. Good job. *clap clap*)

Now, go forth my fellow bean lovers

You have been trained in the art of bean loving

Spread the word

Tell your friends and family to watch this video and tell them about the beans.

That's right.

If your friend send you this video,

that means they care for you.

That means they love you.

That means they want what's best for you. That's right

B E A N S

Now excuse me. I'm gonna have to go and find some more beans.

There's always beans to hunt.

I'm also creating a game called Bean-Bean Hunt *pewds with 300 IQ*

It's kind of like Pokemon go but with beans instead

I hope you guys will like that and as always, Bean Fist.

Thank you guys for watching.

BEANS

BEANS

BEANS

BEANS

BEANS

BEANS

BEANS

BEANS

BEANS

BEANS

BEANS

BEANS

BEANS

BEANS

BEANS

(What the heck was the point of this video.) (Probably to kill the meme.)

(Like seriously, Pewds) (Hush, child. He knows exactly what he's doing...I think)

A$$

(When beans didn't give you enough content so you have to show off a spicy game to get the video to the ten minute mark)

(Poor Brad and Brad 2)

(Press "F" in the comments for respect)

*God has left*

(This music is dope by the way)

(Seriously. Why are you still here?)

(Go)

(Are expecting Sam Jackson to pop in here)

(wearing a saucy leather number?)