STARRING PEWDS

(Too Close)

Helloooo and welcome everyone!

You Slav, You Lose! Youtube's Favorite ShowWwWW! (hmmmmmmmmmm, that sentence feels familiar)

Yes that's it, I do think that's it

Let's see how last video-ah, Its fine actually thank you YouTube

( ♥灬 3灬 ♥)

I don't always complain

The Challenge is simple, skratta du

I mean-uh, U sLav, U lOse

that's just the rule, Its very simpol

Bonus point if you check out the merch, Link in the description

Limited time only-LETS GO ON WITH THE VIDEO EVERYBODY

Remember to not SKRATTA (swedish initiates) sKrAttar du då fannnn, då blir jag så arg, arghhhhhhh

Let's begin wOoo I'm excited!

And what do not you like swamps?

I've been living here all my life and advising everyone

That was a real tough one, wasn't it

But I think we made it through that one

We didn't Skratta *Laughs* nO!

nänänänän mannen, inte Skrata, det ska du fan inte göra!

He fell asleep in the workplace

And this can not be done

it's not good

He's just-just sleeping uh in a junkyard, no big deal (I'm not alone)

Everyone does this

(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

/╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\

*Airhorn noise*

*splat*

(RuN Boi)

I think this meme would work better if it had the Russian Anthem

Sive, I mean Brad #2 will now edit that in

*Exposed*

*Airhorn intensifies*

*Russian Anthem Playing*

*Headphone Warning*

(OoO fIRe)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eAR RaPE*

Fucked in the mouth(Yebanyy v rot)

Fucked in the mouth

*angry Russian noises followed by one of the only russian words I know (Blyat)*

BLYYYAAAAT

See, didn't that work so much better (Yes Felix)

Did you Skratta yet? (Did I?)

HMmMmMmMmmM

Let's keep uhodugsufge

(swedish transformation) Nu kör vi mer klipp, mera klipp tack, det hade vait trevligt med lite mera klipp

(Oh, I have all my fingers)

(The knife goes chop chop chop)

*laughs*

(If I miss the spaces in-between my fingers will come off)

*Skratta some more*

I love Russian school memes

It's like, what are they doing, what is this whole country doing

No one knows

*Why u Skratta evrytym*

(Shake that booty)

(˵ ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆˵)

Seems like a fantastic place to get educated

I... I really finally get why all the eastern European

People who watch my channel, Why they're such intellectuals

I finally understand

If you want to be an intellectual as well

You know where-how to get it

*SKRATTA ALERT*

*Bang*

┗(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)┓

*Skratta*

DOOOOONBAAASSS!!!

Pewds: You've heard this, You saw this

I feel like this has to be staged or something

but the fact isn't just make it so bad ass

How can something so re-*oof*

Be so bad ass at the same time

Like I don't understand

Trying to grasp my head around this

*Bam*

*Skraattta*

*RIP PEWDS*

I gotta see that again

*Sound of Comedy Gold*

*Horse skratta*

I diDN't SkRatTA

JAG SKRATTA INTE!!! TYST DJÄVEL!

What is wrong with your Country?

I don't understand

What is right? What is wrong?

I don't under- I'm just lost (Same here)

We Interrupt this program to bring you a Special (oOo) Report

Sorry to Interrupt

Have I told you about ASS

It's coming out in every console EVER

in MAY

Check it out, Link in the description

Join the discord, Have some fun

*TV Static*

*Sh*tty Accordion playing*

*Meme Review Claps*

*Beautiful singing* ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ(This is a song about vodka)

* Григорий Лепс - Рюмка Водки На Столе (Grigory Leps - A glass of vodka on the table) *

This is unironically fire

Someone needs to do an EDM dance mix of this

PleAse!

I think the fact that its so authentic ya'know

That sort makes it funny

And I mean who said white people dont have culture

There's plenty of it

You just gotta look to the East

Get him

He will bite me

Polish...

JEeSus cHrISt!

Where he is?!

Stop stop stop!

You will hit him!

*Pewds Laughing*

*More Laughing from Video*

He runs

Its TeRriFyINg

Oh my gawd it's gonna attack again

Wait wait

I'll drop my phone

Catch him

nO

No

Awww

Introducing Alexa Slav

*fniss* (giggle in swedish)

Little Girl: Is it for me?

Dad: Its for everyone

Pewds: For everyone

*Skratta Again*

Works even better now

It's for all of us

It's our Alexa

Mom: How's it going?

Dad: I'm just finishing up right now

Little Girl: Is it on?

Dad: Its always on

Little Girl: Can it hear me right now?

Dad: No, It only hears you when you use the wake word we chose

Pewds: NOnONo

It definitely hears you all the time *Laughs*

Dad: Alexa

Little Girl: Well, What does it do?

Dad: Alexa, What do you do?

*Boy has been summoned*

Boy: Awesome!

Pewds: aWeSOme

Boy: Alexa, play rock music

*Russian Music*'

Pewds: Ehehey!

*Russian Music*'

Dad: Alexa, Stop

Mom: Wait, I wanna try

Alexa, what time is it?

Pewds: Jesus Christ

Little Girl: With the companion app, you can access Echo from anywhere

*Some more Russian music*

Little Girl: With everything Echo can do, It's really become part of the family

Commercial Guy: To experience Echo, go to Amazon.com/echo

Need to get me one of those

Seems pretty good

*8-bit version of the Russian Anthem*

(I'm going downgrade to a Nokia)

(Now I see everything)

Beautiful

Nothing like a Russian Anthem on a Finnish phone

*Screams in such pain*

Сука

Блять

*Pewds dying of Laughter*

*more skratta*

That sound is one of my favorite sounds by russians of all time

Сука

Блять

Pewds: Блять

Блять

*Skratta*

WHAT DID THEY THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

YOU PUT YOUR ARM INSIDE A BEAR CAGE

Truly a country of Intellectuals

I'm very proud

*Intro of Friends*

Oh, Catchy! *Intro of Friends*

*Intro of Friends*

This is so nice to see friends hanging out

O K A Y

Alright

Moving on to the next video

That was- *Swedish stuff Agen*

News Lady: *Polish* *Polish*

Guy in the back : WAAHHHHH!!

Pewds: Jesus Christ

What's wrong with your count- I mean what's right with th- *Cracks up*

I mean how else could you look this good

How else could you rock this look so hard?

IStS ThE onLY wAY

Alright I LOST ok

I'm-a I Lost (Finally you admit)

Are you happy? (VERY)

I Skratta

What do you want from me?

That's it for this week's U laf, U slav

I hope you guys enjoyed my fellow comrades

That's right, I was looking for a word

That really shows that we're a family

More than just bros

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Really appreciate the limited time only

support the channel

Most likely since this will be demonitized

So I really appreciate it guys, Thank you very much

and leave a like if you lost and leave a like if you lost

*Outro Song*

Caption Author: Jeane Diputado